THE EMPEROR COMES BITCHES!!!

by Chri330v

Rating: mature
Tags: Sad, Anthro, Main 6, Princess Luna, Original Character, Science Fiction, Crossover, Sex, Profanity, Discord, Gore, Violence, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Death, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 5315

A young boy gets sent to Equestria by Discord after losing his parents and brother in a car accident. Discord has given him incredible powers and a mission. Stop the Equestrians from taking over the world and enslaving every other race.

My name is Chris Jones but my people call me the God-Emperor and i’m in Equestria. Now how that happened was because i was adopted by Discord a few months after i had lost my parents and younger brother in a car crash. He sent me to Equestria to stop the equestrians from taking over the world and enslaving everyone. Luckily he gave me some incredible powers so that i would have a fighting chance. Get ready to read the tale of how i came to be who i am today.

If you don’t like overpowered characters then you might as well turn away now.
After all overkill is underrated.
Some of the mature tags will appear in later chapters.
Characters wil be OOC.

MLP is owned by Hasbro
Everything else is owned by their respective companies

Published 2019-02-22 09:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-02-22 21:15:54 UTC

Prologue

I was walking home to my apartment having been at the grocery store. If you’re wondering how i looked back then was six feet tall with brown hair and blue eyes. The clothes i had on was a black hoodie with a white shirt underneath, blue pants and black sneakers. I was 18.

I had lost my parents and brother in a car accident a few months ago. Their car had been hit by an eitghteen wheeler going full speed past a red light. The reason why the driver didn’t see the red light was because he was shit faced drunk. He had been arrested and charged with vehicular manslaughter and a prison sentence of one year. I cried when i had to go to the hospital and identify their bodies. I had gotten all the money my mom, dad and brother had put on my bank account. The reason i didn’t use all of it was because i was rational and saving my money for a later date and paying my bills. I had to move out of the house i had been raised in since the bills were to expensive to pay.

As i entered my apartment i heard an oddly familiar voice. “This is a nice place you got here.” I turned towards the voice and saw a strange man sitting on my sofa looking around at my apartment. He had on a black business suit with black shoes the kind business people wear. I dropped my groceries and got into a fighting stance looking cautiously at the man. “Who are you? And how did you get in?” I was pretty sure i had locked my door before i had left.

“Now now. Is that any way to talk to a god?” The man finally looked at me. His eyes were yellow and his irises were red and a long fang was sticking out of his mouth. I would be a complete idiot if i didn’t know who was in front of me. “Discord.” I immediately relaxed. Discord was my favorite character in MLP, yeah i’m a brony sue me. He knew the importance of balance between order and chaos, he made chaos when it got to orderly and it never hurt anyone.

Discord smiled when i said his name. “Ah so you do know me. But do you know why i’m here?” I looked at him entrigued as to why he was here so i took the bait. “Shoot.” He smiled wider somehow his lips reaching up to the top of his head. “Well you see Celestia and her ponies have gotten a bit too orderly back home and i want someone to bring a bit of chaos into their lives. Not to mention their enslavement of their own males and every other species simply because ‘they aren’t worthy’” He said the last part with air quotes. I got filled with shock and anger at hearing that the characters from my favorite TV show would do such a thing but i hid my shock since i was curious about Luna.

“What about Luna?” I asked him with my hands in fists shaking in anger. “Luna was sent to the moon for a thousand years when Celestia started enslaving the stallions and raiding other countries. Celestia said that she did so that Equestria can survive. You know with the gender ratio and all that. Naturally Luna didn’t like it and rebelled she failed and was sent to the moon as punishment. She’s returned and she acts like she’s okay with what her people have turned into but i can see the hate for what her sister has done under her facade.” He said said that last part with an evil smirk on his face. “Why me?” I was confused as to why Discord would pick someone like me.

“Well because you haven’t got anything left to lose! You know loss like the back of your hand and the people of Equis have lost a lot to the ponies. I want you to stop the ponies and bring balance back to Equis.” I looked down in thought thinking about Discords proposal. The only other person i had been close to was my grandma but she had died a year ago. As Discord said i didn’t have anything to lose. I looked up at him determined “I’ll do it.” Discord filled with glee so much that he changed out of his human form and into his regular form. “Excellent! Before i send you off i’ll have to give you something so that you have a chance against the ponies.” He aimed his hands towards he and an immense pain enveloped my body. Before i could scream the pain was gone and i fell down on my knees panting heavily.

Discord waved one of his arms in a wide arc and a portal opened up besides me. “Now go and good luck. You will learn about your powers in due time.” I nodded at him and got up. I turned towards the swirling portal and stepped through leaving my old life behind.

Everfree Forest

A portal opened in the Everfree and out i came. The portal closed behind me and i looked around the clearing trying to figure out where i was. Before i could take one step forward i heard several growls behind me. I turned around and saw several pairs of yellow eyes stare at me from the bushes. Out of those bushed came about four timberwolves. I took a fighting stance ready to fight them. They growled at me and slowly circled around me. I did my best to keep my eyes on all of them. Suddenly one of them jumped towards me claws at the ready. I didn’t dodge it fast enough and it’s claws cut deep into my flesh all the way to the bone. I screamed in pain looking down at my arm seeing the cut bleeding like a river but suddenly the pain and the bleeding stopped and to my amazement my wound started to heal. In seconds the deep wound i had gotten from the timberwolf was healed completely not even leaving a scar.

I heard another timberwolf jump at me but this time i dodged it not letting my newfound ability get to my head. One of the wolves took a swipe at me with it’s sharp claws but i jumped back. I looked around trying to find something that would help me fight against the timberwolves. I spotted a thick wooden branch a few feet away from so i jumped towards it just as another timberwolf leapt at me with it’s mouth wide open. I had just gotten the branch and i swung my hardest at the incoming timberwolf. I heard something crack and a thump several feet to my left. I opened my eyes to see to my amazement that the branch had broken completely in two.

Wondering how i could have done this i heard something getting up to my left. I looked to my left and ten feet away was the timberwolf i had swung the branch at slowly getting up. I was shocked that i had hit it so hard to throw it that distance. Reminding myself that there were other timberwolves i threw the branch aside now confident that i didn’t need it. I looked at the rest of the timberwolves but they were backing away from me since now i wasn’t an easy prey like they thought i had been. I heard the timberwolf i knocked to the other side of the clearing jump towards me thinking that it could surprise me. I quickly spun around and punched it square in the snout. I heard a loud crack akin to breaking wood and the timberwolf was launched over me and over to it’s companions. It got up and i saw that it’s snout was bleeding sickly green sap which i guessed was their version of blood.

It was then that i saw that the injured timberwolf was slightly bigger than the others. The other three timberwolves growled at me for injuring their pack leader. I gave them a hard look daring them to come at me since they saw me crack their leaders snout with a single punch. They must have had taken it the wrong way since all three of them charged towards me teeth and claws at the ready. They all leapt at me at once so i rolled forward right under them and grabbed the wolves on sides tails. I roared and swung with all my new found might. When they hit the ground both of them shattered into pieces. The middle timberwolf landed behind me and turned towards me, seeing that two of it’s packmates were shattered it looked at me with absolute hatred. With hatred fueling it’s actions it charged straight at me thinking that it was gonna work this time. It opened it’s mouth wide open showing razor sharp teeth. I balled one of my hands into a fist and waited for it to come close enough for me to finish it. Once it had gotten close enough i swung my fist directly at it’s head. It’s body shattered upon impact with it’s teeth only inches away from my throat.

I looked at the pack leader as the shattered remains of the timberwolf fell down on the ground. It looked straight at me and bowed it’s head in respect. It walked back into the bushes and disappeared from my sight. I was confused as to why it would leave and why the other timberwolves weren’t reassembling themselves. I walked over to one of the heads of the timberwolves and picked it up. I could see green mist coming out of the head but nothing else to indicate that it had magic in it. I guessed that somehow i must have sucked them dry or negated the magic binding together their bodies. I dropped the timberwolf head and looked around the clearing making sure that there weren’t any other predators in the bushes. After i was sure i decided to get a lay of the land so i picked a direction and started walking.

An hour later

After an hour of walking i found a very familiar castle. That castle was the castle of the two sisters. I quickly spotted the bridge leading to the castle and walked over to it looking at it with a sense of dread since several of it’s wooden boards were missing. No doubt having fallen into the abyss below it. Not wanting to fall down into the abyss i remembered my fight with the timberwolves and my new strength. I smiled to myself as an idea formed in my head. I bent my legs and jumped my target being the other side of the bridge but i put to much power into my jump so i had no control of it and i slammed face first into the ground in front of the main gate of the castle. I got up and spit out the dirt that had gotten in my mouth thanks to my landing. I walked into the castle entering it’s main hall. From there i searched for the throne room. It took me several hours due to how maze like the castle was even in it’s ruined state. I walked up to the two thrones and sat down in the one with the mark of the sun on it. Since i didn’t have anything to do i thought about plans for ridding this world of the Equestrians and their tyranny.

I started to hear a small buzzing sound and i looked around trying to locate it. I found the buzzing to come from a fly flying around. I swatted at it to make it go away and suddenly a blue screen appeared in front of me. I looked over the screen and on the top it said Army and in the middle it had names of several factions from several universes. Those being Warhammer Fantasy, Warhammer 40k, Supreme Commander 1 and 2, Starcraft 2, Star Wars, Gears of War, All the Command & Conquer games,Total Annihilation, Several Total War games, Halo, Warmachine, Hordes, Wargame European Escalation, Wargame AirLand Battle, Wargame Red Dragon, World of Tanks, World of Warplanes and World of Warships. I put my finger on the first faction of Warhammer Fantasy ,which were the Beastmen, and it showed me the different units that faction had. Each unit had a picture on the far left side and besides that picture were a gauge of how many there were of that unit. All of the gauges were empty and i noticed numbers under the gauges. All the numbers were zero obviously but the maximum number shocked me beyond all belief. That maximum number was a hundred trillion! I couldn’t believe that i could have that many of each unit. I could take out the Equestrians with just the beastmen. But they would quickly find ways to defeat my troops if i kept sending the same at them. I decided to train beastmen first and then units from other factions later on. But first i had to figure out where i was going to have that many troops. The castle wasn’t big enough for ten thousand let alone a hundred trillion. I would have to repair and expand the castle if to be able to house at least ten thousand. But i wouldn’t do it alone.

I looked at the Train button that was underneath the gauges of the Gor unit and pressed it. A smaller screen popped up letting me chose how many i wanted to train. I selected one and saw that it would take two minutes to train. I pressed the secondary train button and the smaller screen disappeared. While i waited i looked over what the two grey buttons besides besides the Train button said. One of them said Summon while the other said Revive. I wondered what the two buttons meant but before i could think more about it another screen appeared telling me that my gor had finished traning and if i would like to summon it with the classic Y/N underneath. Curious as to what it meant by ‘summon’ i pressed Y. Not even a second after i had pressed the button the screen disappeared and an fiery orange portal opened up in front of me and out stepped the gor i had trained. At least now i knew what the Summon button does. It looked at me fearlessly standing seven feet tall with it’s crude axe in it’s left hand. It then kneeled and said in perfect english “How may i serve you my lord?” The smile i had on my face when he said that was legendary.

Canterlot

Meanwhile in Canterlot screams of pain and moans of pleasure could be heard from Celestia’s bed chamber. The moans coming from the monarch while the screams coming from the minotaur bull she was riding. “Please! No more!” The bull begged tugging hardly at his magical restraints. Celestia responded with a hard slap to his face with her magic. “Shut up! I’m close!” She let out a sream of ectasy as she landed hard on his pelvis. The pelvis having been through this hard riding for hours gave a loud crack. The bull screamed in pain as his pelvis had been broken. Celestia looked down at the bull with sadness. She got off of him and lifted him up in her magic. She put him out in hallway and told the guards standing on both sides of her door. “This one broke. Dispose of it and bring me another one.” The guards nodded and took the minotaur bull to what would soon be his death while Celestia smiled sadistically in her chamber having no idea what was happening in the everfree.

Chapter 1

Everfree Forest

Castle of the Two Sisters

A few days after i had arrived reconstruction of the castle had begun. I had trained 49 more Gors and set them to start moving debris out of the castle. I had also trained 50 Ungors and Ungor Raiders. The Ungors helped move the debris while the Ungor Raiders were standing watch over the castle. Those that weren’t were out hunting or scouting. All of them reported to Stronghoof. Stronghoof was the name of the Gor that i had first trained. He had introduced himself shortly after i had trained him. When some of the hunters had come back with four dead manticores. I wondered why they hadn’t run out of arrows ,since it takes a lot to kill a manticore, and asked for one of their quivers where over a few hours i kept pulling arrows out it. I eventually stopped after the five hundred mark.

While i was sitting on my throne thinking over the implication that my troops had unlimited ammo Stronghoof burst into the room. “Sir. Some of the scouts have reported finding a town a bit away from the edge of the forest.” He said in his deep voice. I immediately thought that it was Ponyville so i got off my throne and walked over to him. “Tell them to meet me at the front of the main gate immediately.” He nodded and went to get them. I walked through the castle to the main gate which only took me a few minutes when you know where to go in this labyrinth of a castle.

When i reached the main gate five Ungor Raiders already stood there presumably waiting for me to arrive. “So you are the ones that discovered the town?” One them nodded. “Yes sir. We’ll take you to it.” I nodded and followed them to Ponyville. We had no problem going since for some reason every animal stayed away from me. That timberwolf alpha must have spread the word about me to the other animals.

When we arrived i could see Ponyville only under a mile away from the edge of the forest. They must have been morons to have built the town so close to an extremely dangerous forest. My thoughts about how dumb the town builders were, were quickly dashed when i saw several species on leashes. Dragons, diamond dogs, griffons, hippogrifs, minotaurs, changelings etc. Every species that wasn’t a pony were on leashes. They were forced to walk on all fours to make them feel beneath the ponies. Heck even the kids had slaves. There was even a store that sold slaves like it was perfectly normal. Infront of the town hall i spotted some wooden poles with dried blood on them. I instantly knew what they were used for. But what mostly pissed me off was when a grown stallion was beating a young griffon girl. The girl called for help but nobody helped her. They just didn’t care.

I could feel my blood boil at what i was seeing. “Sir?” One of the Ungor Raiders said in concern. I took a deep breath to force back my anger since they would be getting what’s coming to them. “Let’s go back to the castle.” I turned around and walked back to the castle while thinking about how to kill every single one of them.

Castle of the Two Sisters

When we had arrived back at the castle i had immediately gone to the throne room to think. I wanted to kill every single pony in Ponyville but with the troops that i had at the moment it would be impossible. Not because of their defense but because i didn’t have enough troops to be able to hold the town from Celestia’s army. Just attacking without knowing anything about their army’s capabilities would be suicide. Just then Stronghoof entered the throne room. “Sir. While you were away some of the scouts found a trail leading to the town.” I saw that there was more he wanted to say so i gestured for him to continue. “They also spotted a caravan sir. A slave caravan.” My eyes instantly hardened when i heard that. I got off the throne my blood boiling with the heat of a volcano. “Assemble the troops. We attack that caravan immediately. This will make a blow in their slave market.” Stronghoof nodded and walked out of the throne room.

I waited a few minutes until i started to walk towards the courtyard. When i arrived all of my troops had been assembled. “Listen up! Some of our scouts have just recently found a trail where at this moment a slave caravan is using it to go towards the town not far from here. I have assembled all of you to attack that caravan.” My troops cheered since they had been waiting for a battle and now they were getting one. “Kill every pony you see! Spill their blood for those that they have killed!” My troops cheered even louder.

Everfree Trail

Me and my troops were lying in wait for the caravan. My troops had been split in two so that they could attack the caravan from both sides of the trail. I had ordered the Ungor Raiders to fire on my command. The Ungors and Gors i had ordered to attack as soon as the first volley had been released. After a few minutes of lying in wait i could hear marching. It didn’t take long for the caravan to get into view. I could see twenty wagons, ten of them were filled with metal cages with slaves in them and the other ten were filled with what i could guess were exotic foods. Minotaurs were pulling the wagons occasionally getting striked by a whip on the back. All of the slaves looked extremely malnourished like they hadn’t been fed in days.

From what i could see they were only fifty earth ponies guarding the caravan. The guards were wearing gold armor and were armed with swords and shields. They must have thought that nothing would attack them since there were no pegasi or unicorns with them. I raised my arm up with my hand open. As i did that the Ungor Raiders on both sides of the trail got ready to fire. I clenched my fist which was the signal to fire. Fifty arrows were fired at the earth ponies. Some missed their targets but that wouldn’t matter since the Ungors and Gors had charged and quickly taken out the survivors of the volley. They never knew what hit them.

“Get those people out of the cages!. Take what you can carry and burn the rest!” The Gors and Ungors quickly got the slaves out of the cages and took as much food they could carry. The Ungor Raiders then light the tips of their arrows on fired and fired them into the wagons. As the wagons burned my troops and the slaves returned to the castle. Historians would make this small ambush the official start of the Liberation War.

Author's Note

Gors: 50
Ungors: 50
Ungor Raiders: 50
Total: 150

I'm so sorry it took me this long to update!
Both my life and writers block got in the way
Hope you guys enjoy the chapter :pinkiehappy:

Chapter 2

Everfree Forest

Castle of the Two Sisters

Few hours after caravan attack

When we had gotten back to the castle i immediately trained and summoned 40 Bray Shamans. 10 of them were healing the people we had rescued while the rest were working on strengthening the walls with magic and making a magical dome that acted both as a shield and an illusion to make it seem like the castle was still a ruin. After that i went into the throne room and sat down on my throne thinking about my next move. If i kept attacking caravans passing through the everfree then the castle would be filling up pretty quickly. A knock on the door alerted me out of my thoughts. The door opened and Stronghoof walked in with a piece of paper. “Sir. Here’s the tally of those we have liberated.” He said as he walked up to my throne and handed it to me. I waved a hand dismissing him and he left while i read it. It said that the total tally was 60 people. Most of them being minotaurs and griffins with a few changelings thrown in. After i had read it i came up with an idea. Since the castle would be to dangerous for civilians especially if it was under siege i would give them another place to hide and thrive. And i knew just who could do the job.

I quickly brought up the blue screen and found what i was looking for. I selected a hundred and waited for them to train. An hour later an orange portal opened and out stepped a hundred Dwarf Miners. “Alright listen up!” They all looked at me. “I have a job for you guys.”

2 Months Later

Everfree Forest

Cavern underneath CotTS

It had been two months since the first caravan attack and the Dwarf Miners had done exactly what i asked of them. That being mining out a giant cavern underneath the castle and building a fortress and town in it. I had also instructed them to block off the cave entrance leading to the tree of harmony so that the elements of harmony wouldn’t be able to become stronger. The reason for the cavern was so that the civilians had someplace to be safe and not be in harms way if the castle ever came under attack. The fortress was basically a bigger version of the castle at the back of the cavern with a wall sorrounding it and the town around it having to expand each time we had raided another caravan. A few patrols came to investigate the attacks but i told my men to let them be since it would just attract more attention to ourselves. The Bray Shamans had made some parts of the cavern sunny to make it so that crops could grow in the cavern. Some of those we had saved wanted to go home but i explained to them that if they went back on the trail then they could very possibly be captured again. They reluctantly accepted that since they didn’t want to become slaves again.

The town around the fortress was flourishing thanks to the crops and the houses the dwarfs had built. The people were happy. Some of the older ones had told me of the equestrian border towns. Except they were more military bases than towns. Instead of civilians living there it was only military ponies awaiting an order to raid the nearest towns for slaves. It disgusted me how the ponies would raid defenseless towns and villages. Alright maybe not defenseless but all the other species in the world didn’t have magic so they had no way to research it and make countermeasures against it. I ordered the dwarves to start making a tunnel towards the nearest border town so that we could take it and use it for attacking the other border towns and free the slaves that haven’t been transported deeper into Equestria yet.

I had also grown my army a bit bigger. I decided than instead of just beastmen i would train troops from other factions from Warhammer Fantasy since i was in a fantasy world and since the ponies nor any other species on Equis hadn’t invented gunpowder yet i couldn’t use gun wielding troops unless i wanted to attract more attention to myself before i was ready to face the Equestrians head on. Anyway i had trained and summoned

150 more Gors
150 more Ungors
150 more Ungor Raiders
160 more Bray Shamans
200 Bestigors
200 Minotaurs
200 Harpies
200 Beastlords
200 Doombulls
200 Wargors
200 Gorebulls
100 Centigors
100 Tuskgor Chariots
100 Razorgor Chariots
50 Chaos Warhounds
50 Razorgors
50 Beastmen Chaos Spawn
50 Ghorgons
50 Cygors
50 Jabberslythes
50 Chaos Giants

These troops added with the ones i already had would take over the nearest border town once the tunnel had been finished along with the other border towns. Equestria was used to it’s neighbors never doing anything in retaliation since it had so much power but it would receive the shock of it’s life when it discovered that there was someone that would fight back.

Canterlot Castle

In the throne room of Canterlot Castle Luna and Celestia was reading the reports about the attack on the slave caravans in the last 2 months. Luna looked at her sister worried. “Do you have any idea who would attack the caravans?” She asked. “No. Our neighbors wouldn’t do something like this since they are too afraid. I hope Twilight gets here soon.” Celestia had sent a letter to her fellow princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, to come to her castle in Canterlot immediately. Of course having been the student of Celestia, Twilight went to Canterlot right as she got the letter from her pet dragon Spike.

A royal guard came into the throne room. “Princess Celestia. Princess Twilight and the element bearers are here.” He said in a stoic voice. “Good send them in.” She replied. The guard nodded and gestured to the two guards at the massive throne room door. They opened it and in strode Twilight and her friends. “Twilight. It’s good to see you again.” Celestia said smiling motherly at Twilight. “You too Celestia.”

Celestia sat up straight in her throne her face turning serious. Luna followed her lead since she had been gone for ten thousand years and was still adjusting to modern times. “Now as you might have guessed over the past few months there have been several attacks on our slave caravans going through the Everfree Forest.” The main six had mixed reactions to this ranging from hatred to worried. “Yes it is horrifying to think that someone would take our slaves.” Fluttershy looked extremely worried. “Oh i hope they’re okay. Those poor slaves being abducted against their will.”

“The guards have investigated each attack. The only thing they can gather is that whoever is doing this doesn’t leave survivors and disappears without magic.” The ponies present gasped. “What do you mean princess?” Asked Twilight a bit fearfully. “My guards follow the tracks of the attackers and the slaves but at some point they just stop. Every time they’ve scanned for magic but they have found none. Which is where you six come in. I want you to go to the Everfree, find the taken slaves and deal with whoever is doing this.” Twilight looked determined and so did her friends. “You can count on us princess.” Rainbow Dash flew up into the air. “Yeah! We’ll kick this neighsayers butt so hard that they’ll never mess with Equestria again.” The others yelled out their agreement determined to take this neighsayer down not knowing how hard it would turn out to be.

Author's Note

200 Gors
200 Ungors
200 Ungor Raiders
200 Bestigors
200 Minotaurs
200 Harpies
200 Bray Shamans
200 Beastlords
200 Doombulls
200 Wargors
200 Gorebulls
100 Centigors
100 Tuskgor Chariots
100 Razorgor Chariots
50 Chaos Warhounds
50 Razorgors
50 Chaos Spawn
50 Ghorgons
50 Cygors
50 Jabberslythes
50 Chaos Giants
100 Dwarf Miners
Total: 2.950

A year since i started this story.
Sorry for being so late with this update.
I got so busy that i kinda forgot about the story.
But i'm back now and i promise i will write the chapters as quick as i can.
I also added a few more games in the army list in the prologue chapter. Go and reread it to see which ones i've added.