Wrestling the Sun!

by xombiekilla

Rating: mature
Tags: Fetish, Comedy, Non-consensual, Sex, Profanity, Violence, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Anthro, Original Character, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4106

Anyone who dares to challenge Celestia the grand champion is liable to be crushed, just like all the rest that tried!

Princess Celestia is the grand champion of her ring, she wishes for a real challenge from one her subjects! Can anypony out there hope to hold a candle to her? We shall find out!

(Warning!!! Wrestling ponies with one of them winning, facesitting, farting, ass torture, crushing, smothering, domination, dirty talk and sexual wrestling! You have been warned!)

No trolling and shaming comments allowed! If that's what you want to do, then you can do it somewhere else. Constructive comments are however, very much appreciated.

Published 2018-10-10 07:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-10-10 07:30:01 UTC

This is going to hurt!

Author's Note

The OC will be named Artcraft in a what-if scenario if he pulled just the prank that pissed off Celestia that badly, then she challenges/punishes him inside of a wrestling ring.

To get their information down right; Artcraft is a unicorn with green eyes, messy dark brown mane and tail, and tan fur! He weighs at a paltry 150 pounds, and stands at a modest 5 ft, 6 in tall.

Celestia judging from the cover image, would be estimated at a whopping 800 pounds, and a intimidating height of 8 ft, 7 in. (bulked up) ~ Due to it being NSFW, I had to change the image, she's suppose to be at least twice that size bulked up! ~

Celestia's usual weight is 200 pounds in this fic, and her normal height is 6 ft, 5 in.

This is going to hurt!

"Ooh this is going to be great! Sunbutt has absolutely no idea what i'm planning!" Artcraft muttered to himself. He was preparing a nasty surprise for her, one that she'll remember for a very long time to come, one that she'll revolt to whenever she thinks about it, which would be often! Spiking Celestia's breakfast with laxatives, heavy grade laxatives. She would be on the toilet for hours.

"Ok all i'd have to do is switch out their usual cake batter with a spiked one so that the prank would take effect!. So nopony would get suspicious, be invisible when i'm doing this, then wait for them to be done, then it's chowtime for Celly!" Artcraft said with glee! "Ok! Now that that's done, time to wait for the big unveiling! Ooh I can't wait for her reaction! This was the best idea i've ever had period!" Artcraft muttered triumphantly!

"Your order is ready your highness! Bon appetit!" Said the server to Celestia as she delivered the cake she ordered to the dining table.

"Oh my... it sure smells good, I can't wait to taste it!" Celestia said as the lid was lifted and her cake was there! It looked absolutely delicious to Celestia and soon, it'll be inside of her belly! Celestia took notice of the cake's every detail. The layers, the filling, the frosting, and the toppings. It was absolutely beautiful to her.

She reached out to cut a slice of cake, then she gets a piece of that slice, then eats it! "Oh heavens! That's just marvelous! You cooks have really outdone yourselves this time, I swear it!" Celestia said to her cooks obviously very pleased with her dish. Then she just as much to Artcraft and the cooks astonishment, dug into it like a savage, until it was all gone, save for a few crumbs left on the platter. And even then, she licked that off!

"That was fantastic! I don't know what it was you guys have done, but it was a brilliant idea!" Celestia complimented her cooks at their apparent achievement.

"Um.. well thank you your highness! We always aim to please you!" The head cook said as she bowed and made her exit out of the Dining Hall.

Just then Celestia's gut was grumbling something fierce, it felt like she was going to explode. "Wha... What's happening to me?" Celestia said as she was feeling all bloated out!

"What's wrong your Highness? Did we mess up your order?" Asked the head cook.

"I-I... I don't know ugh, b-but it feels like i'm going to... oh no! I've got to go right now!" Celestia said as she got up and dashed out of the dining room and into the hallway.

"Yes! I did it! I pranked Celestia! And nopony was the wiser!🎵" Artcraft sang out loud in triumph while kicking his legs out in a jaunty dance, then a hand grabbed him behind his shoulder and then turned him around.

"Excuse me little one, but did you just say "nopony would be the wiser?" Said the figure now staring Artcraft with a very stern and angry look on her face.

"Hey... haha. Princess Luna! What a lovely surprise! To what do I owe the pleasure of this confrontation?" Artcraft asked with a nervous giggle.

"Artcraft! Why am I not surprised? Spare me thine insincere pleasantries, you know exactly what you've done here! And now once my sister has recovered, i'll have her decide your punishment." Luna declared as she forcibly pushed Artcraft to their Court Room for his hearing.

"H-Hey! You're stretching my shirt, that was expensive you know!" Artcraft said as Luna grabbed his shirt to push him.

"Tell it to somepony who would care! Now get going and wait for your number to be called Artcraft!" Luna commanded as she pushed him into the waiting room for his court hearing. Luna was watching him like a hawk, arms crossed and blocking the only doorway out just in case he was planning anything cute. Artcraft looked at his number card, it said twenty three on it. Day Court was about to finish up with number twenty two.

"Sighing How do I get myself into these messes?" Artcraft asked himself.

"Number twenty three, you're next to be seen!" The day court guard said out loud.

"Get in there Artcraft! Accept thine punishment with some dignity!" Luna said with a scowl.

"All rise for this session of day court. The honorable Princess Celestia residing as judge! Now you may all be seated!" Said the court guard as the hearing was about to begin.

"Court is now in session, the defendant may now rise to speak!" Celestia said with a very angry look on her face! "I find the defendant guilty of poisoning and attempting to usurp the throne, how do you plead?" Celestia said being dead serious, this was actually scary for Artcraft, it was only a prank, it was never meant to be an attempt to overthrow her.

"If I may your honor, I understand that nopony here would believe me if I ever said this but, I never meant to poison you or take your position as ruler. Why would I even want that? It's way too much responsibility for me!" Artcraft said which did not make his situation any better.

"So you say that it wasn't an attempt to overthrow me then? Is that the truth Artcraft?" Celestia asked sternly.

"I repeat; Yes! I'm a lot of things, an artist, a philosopher, a prankster, but never a murderer. Even I have standards your honor!" Artcraft said in his defense. This shocked Luna a bit upon hearing this statement. But Celestia still remained stalwart with her appearance. "So yes, I plead guilty to spiking your cake with laxatives, admittedly not one of my best decisions, but it sounded good at the time!" Artcraft said to Celestia which actually made her face lighten up some upon realizing that this wasn't an attempt on her life, but Artcraft still needed to be punished in a court of Equestrian law.

"Well then, I hereby sentence the defendant to the ring, where he'll be sent to serve his time with me! Court adjourned!" Celestia said as she smacked the gavel and sealed Artcraft's fate.

"Fillies and Gentlecolts! Welcome to the Equestrian Royal Rumble! I'm your host Mic Most! And I hope you're all prepared for a performance of the ages, cause you're all in for a treat tonight folks!" Mic said as he straightened his tie and cleared his throat. "In the left corner, we've got the guilty defendant, Artcraft!" Mic said as the crowd was hissing and booing at him!

"Hmpt! philistines! All of them, nopony understands true art of a good prank in good taste!" Artcraft grumbled to himself.

STOMP!!!
STOMP!!!
STOMP!!!

"And here she is folks! She's massive, she's mean, and she'll squash anypony foolish enough to cross her! Fillies and Gentlecolts! It is my pleasure to introduce... our grand champion herself! Princess Celestia!" Mic said welcoming Artcraft's opponent, the crowd was roaring for Celestia.

STOMP!!!
STOMP!!!
STOMP!!!

"Holy... crap!" Artcraft said as his head was slowly looking up to Celestia's now newer massive body, she was like a giantess now by comparison.

"Hey there Artcraft! I hope you're ready for this, cause i'm not holding back you know!" Celestia said as she got into position with a combat ready stance, ready for the bell to ring for the first round.

"Shuddering! How do I get myself into these messes?" Artcraft said forlornly.

"Alright now! Let the match... begin!" Mic said as the bell rang and Celestia just stood there, staring at him with what appeared to be a very hungry and lustful look adorning her face, just what was she planning?

"I'll be nice and let you have the first attack then Artcraft!" Said Celestia as she opened up her arms with a warm smile. Artcraft didn't like this, she was planning something, he would know a thing or two about planning things out himself.

"Yeah sure! You think i'm that stupid Celestia, i'm not falling for that one!" Artcraft said as he kept his ground too.

"No seriously! I'm letting you have this one for free! If i'm not impressed however..." Celestia said darkly as she suddenly had a evil looking grin instead of her warm and welcoming one.

This alone sent shivers down Artcraft's spine as he then prepared for his attack. "A-Alright then, here g-goes nothing!" Artcraft said as he jumped up and launched into a flying kick straight into her belly, wait her belly... oh crap. "Wait a minute... woah! Oh no!" Artcraft said realizing his error too late as his body was slowly sinking into her taut girth. Celestia's thick belly fat was pulling his body into it as she began to tighten her gut to hold him into her body, smirking at seeing him squirm and struggle in vain to escape her belly fat.

"I can't believe you fell for that one Artcraft! I thought you said that you weren't that stupid! I'm not very impressed!" Celestia said as she prepared to thrust her belly out to launch Artcraft's body away. Her massive frame sloshing and jiggling as Artcraft bounced away from her gut and into the wrestling ring cables behind him. The cables were stretching back and then propelled Artcraft's body forward back into her massive belly.

"AHHH!!!!" Artcraft screamed as he was flying right back into her massive furry white wall of flab. then Celestia closed him into her belly in a hug that if it were any other situation than this, it wouldn't have been so bad. But here, it wasn't going to be anything good by any measure. Celestia had both her arms wrapped around Artcraft's small body, one hand behind his back, the other behind his head, then she pushed his face into her large buxom. His head was slowly sinking in between her massive breasts.

"Stay a while and relax Artcraft! I'll be here to send you into a peaceful sleep, beg for it and I may just let you taste my divine milk too. I can be as kind and compassionate as I can be brutal and mean. That depends on you Artcraft!" Celestia said the crowd was screaming their approval, cheering Celestia's name. They all wanted to see the criminal suffer in her grasp.

Artcraft was being muffled and smothered into her big breasts and belly, he felt the pressure squeezing on him at all angles, her hug was like a python wrapping around it's prey. this was so humiliating, she was even cradling me into her stomach and humming a sweet motherly tune. I was NOT her baby!

"Hey there my little pony! Are you ok in there, do you need some help?" Celestia said as she pulled his face out from her deadly cleavage, Artcraft was greedily sucking any and all oxygen he could get. The pulling force caused her boobs to jostle and wobble some as she pinched her left nipple with her thumb and index finger, milk was starting to leak from her breast now. "Is my wittle baby hungry? Well have no fear, momma's here!" Celestia said she forced her milky nipple into his mouth to breastfeed him.

It was smooth, rich, thick and very creamy! It tasted sweet too, but not too sweet! Just enough to fall asleep to... NO! That wasn't happening here! Artcraft's pride as a stallion was on the line here! Fresh delicious milk was rushing into his mouth and down his throat, causing him to become more calm and sleepy, some of it's drops were dripping around his mouth as he drank it down. "That's a good pony, drink momma's milk down and then it'll be nappy time for you!" Celestia said sweetly!

"Well folks, it looks like this may be it for Artcraft! He's not doing too well from what I can see. Celestia's got this one in the bag!" Mic said as the crowd was cheering and roaring their approval, especially the stallions. "But wait, what's this!?! Artcraft's still struggling in her mighty grasp, i'll give the little guy some credit, he isn't giving up easily. No way! Did he.. he did! Artcraft managed to pull his head away from her breast! Unbelievable folks!" Mic said as the crowd was in suspense as to what would happen next.

"N-Noo... y-you... D-DON'T!!!" Artcraft said as he was flailing and kicking into her thick belly fat which was rippling and making deep pitched drum noises due to it's thickness. Artcraft was trying spit out whatever milk he could as Celestia lifted him up to where they were both face to face. Then she gave a long and slow lick starting from his chin, up to his forehead and horn. causing him to shudder. After that she burped in his face really loud, a very pungent odor of digested cake, hay fries and garlic smacked Artcraft in the face, blowing back his mane from the force of her belch.

BBBBUUURRRPPP!!!

"Ugh! Oh man, your breath really stinks! S-Stop it please!" Artcraft said as he jerked his head to the side and retched at the foul burp.

"Make me Artcraft!" Said Celestia as she licked him again, then pursing her lips, she dove in for a kiss. Celestia mashed their lips together in a very aggressive and sloppy deep kiss, blowing some of her bad breath out in the process, making Artcraft whimper at the stench and embarrassment.

"Wow folks, Celestia's getting aggressive now! She's resorting to her knockout kiss attack! Frankly, i'll be amazed if he can pull himself out of there!" Mic said as Celestia was starting to force her tongue into their kiss. It was awful in there, her breath smelled horrible, her kiss was slobbering all over him, it was the pure definition of hell. Celestia was passionately moaning into their kiss, every whiff of her foul breath causing Artcraft to stagger and cringe into the forced french kissing.

"Mmmm... mmm?" Celestia was moaning and then curious as to why he hadn't passed out yet. normally her breath has enough potency to make a fully grown dragon cry, but Artcraft gave off the appearance of being knocked out! Celestia released her lips and then inspected Artcraft to make sure she had won. He then suddenly opened his eyes and jerked his head back and headbutted her into her face, causing her to yelp in pain and let him go as his body hit the ground.

"Ouch! that was a very dirty move preformed by Artcraft!" Mic said as Celestia then looked pissed off!

"Why you little... That's it no more miss nice princess now, time to get serious!" Celestia said angrily.

"That was your nice side? Your breath stunk so bad that it could kill a fly. and then slobbering all over me like that, i'm not a piece of bloody cake you white blubbery whale!" Artcraft said as the whole crowd went dead silent. It was as if time itself had completely stopped for that short moment.

"Gulping! Oh no folks... Artcraft made a huge mistake now!" Mic said as he cringed at the look of Celestia's head tilted down in rage! Celestia's head slowly lifted up to give Artcraft the death glare from hell.

"I'm not fat! I'm pleasantly plump! You've just dug your own grave now!" Celestia said as she picked his body back up and then trapped him in another hug, this one tighter to the point of being rather painful, at least the last one was softer.

"AAHHHH!!!" Artcraft was yelling out in pain to being crushed in her iron grasp. then she threw his body down roughly causing him to yelp in shock.

"Here it comes you horrible little brat! I'm going to squish you flat underneath me!" Celestia said angrily.

"I hope he gets squashed under her!" Said one stallion.

"I know right, that was like so totally not a cool thing to say to anypony! HEY CELESTIA! SQUASH HIM FLAT FOR US!!!!" One of the mares in the crowd said.

"Yeah! Make him cry! We wanna see everything!" One Stallion said out. The entire crowd lit up with excitement and all cheered Celestia on which made her feel better.

"Yes! Yes my little ponies, you'll all have honor of seeing a royal squishing. All of you watching tonight, you're all very lucky ponies!" Celestia said she climbed up on the turnbuckle and then leaped high off of it, Celestia was ready to crush Artcraft underneath her. The impending mass of oncoming alicorn girth was coming down in the form of a wicked body slam! "This is for calling me a white blubbery whale!" Celestia yelled out in anger as she made a warcry falling down.

Celestia's entire shadow has completely consumed Artcraft's smaller body, Artcraft's life was flashing before his eyes, never did he imagine that it would have gotten this bad, maybe he really should of kept his mouth shut. "AAHHH!!!! NOO!!!" Artcraft screamed out as Celestia's massive belly landed on him, squashing him flat under her.

BOOOMM!!!

"Oooh... Yeah Artcraft's definitely going to be feeling that in the morning for sure! I can't see him anywhere, he's completely buried under Celestia's massive belly! I almost kinda feel bad for him!" Said Mic as he and the rest of the crowd have recovered from the medium tremors of Celestia's belly flop. Celestia's belly fat was pressing into the floor, contorting like supple dough, slowly spreading out as her belly hit the ground.

Artcraft has read about Atlas and his achievement of holding the entire world over his shoulders, but now Artcraft knew how Atlas felt. it was so soft, warm and heavy under Celestia, especially heavy! Artcraft tried to grab a hold of Celestia's taut belly fat in a bid to try to wiggle his way out from underneath her. This was easier said than done as her belly was beginning to sweat all over Artcraft's body, making him lose his grip and stay squashed under her body!

The crowd was roaring their approval, some of the stallions just couldn't resist anymore and began to stroke their hardening shafts to Celestia's sexy performance. many of which were taking pictures of the scene unfolding before them. "That's right everypony! I'm winning this one for all of you!" Celestia shouted out as she pressed her belly more to squash Artcraft in more!

Crunch!!!

The crowd was going wild now, screams of "Squish him again!", "Nice Celestial Crusher!", and "Give him the Atomic Sunbutt Slam!" One in particular requested of Celestia. Celestia was more than happy to honor their requests.

"Alright then everypony! Time for my Atomic Sunbutt Slam! All my love's going out to you all!" Celestia said out to her crowd.
Then she got up off of Artcraft's body only for him to be stuck to her belly with a look of horror plastered over his face. Celestia slowly peeled his body off of her massive belly. His body flat like a piece of paper. Celestia grabbed his body, open his mouth and blew her stinky breath into it to re-inflate him back to normal and to hear his whines and groans of protest. "So now what shall you do? Go ahead, call me a white blubbery whale again, I dare you Artcraft, see what happens." Celestia said with anger.

"H...H-How d-did you get s-so big? You weren't l-like this w-when I p-pranked you!" Artcraft asked weakly.

"Remember that cake I ate, the one with the laxatives?" Celestia asked.

"Y-Yeah, w-what about it?" Artcraft asked back.

"Well I simply combined a weight gain spell with that cake while it was digesting inside of me! So then i'd get nice and big in time for our match together. now it's time for me to sit on you!" Celestia said with an angry look as she presented her almighty flanks to Artcraft who was frightened at what he saw before him.

"Oh wow folks! We're about to see Celestia's Atomic Sunbutt Slam attack! There's no way he'd survive that, Artcraft's toast, simply put!" Mic said. Just then, Celestia's massive ass came crashing down on top of Artcraft's body, burying him underneath hundreds upon hundreds of pounds of sweaty flank fat! Each cheek was covering him up to the point where nobody could see him.

Crunch!!!

"How does my ass feel all over your body Artcraft? I bet you've never had a situation quite like this before! It's okay to like it, nopony would ever think of you less for doing so! It's very hard not to indulge in the sun!" Celestia said as she was bouncing her flanks and grinding Artcraft's screaming body deeper into her ass. "Ooh... You really shouldn't have used those laxatives Artcraft, cause they've made me all bloated and gassy now!" Celestia said with a smirk as she grunted and blasted him with an nasty fart!

FRRRTTT!!!

Celestia's asscheeks were rippling from the force of her fart blast, even the crowd and Mic had to shield their noses from her stench, it was that potent.

"W-Wowzer folks! Cough T-that one was bad! I hope everypony brought their noseplugs with them, cause apparently we're going to need them right now!" Said mic as he was gagging and trying his best to fan away the harsh odor of Celestia's fart from his nostrils.

PFFFRTTT!!!

Celestia farted again, causing the ring to warp from both the stench and her intense weight. Artcraft was thoroughly traumatized now, no amount of therapy could ever help him to recover mentally from this horrible nightmare. He knew what he'd NEVER do ever again, prank Celestia period. "Ooh... even I smelt that one! It must really hurt to breathe all my farts in like that, don't worry my little pony, you'll faint soon enough, and your punishment would be over!" Celestia said as she prepared one final and even nastier fart to knock Artcraft out cold. She grunted, spread open her cheeks to reveal a twitching Artcraft, then blasted him one final time.

BBFFRRRTTT!!!

The force of her final fart launched Artcraft out from his smelly prison and there he laid sprawled over the ring floor, knocked out. "Annd that's a clean knock out alright! And to the surprise of absolutely NOPONY! Celestia wins the match via knock out! He's going to be smelling that in his nightmares! I'll guarantee you that guys!" Mic said as he left the stage and dismissed the match.

"Excuse me sir... sir it's time for you to wake up now! You've been asleep for over four hours! Sir... I think you broke him Celestia!" One of the nurses said to the Princess.

"Oh dear, I never meant to take it that far, I suppose it was just the thrill of the moment for me! Hey Artcraft! Wakey wakey!" Celestia said as Artcraft finally opened his eyes to see, much to his horror, a normal and thinner looking Celestia staring back at him.

"Wha... What the.. Gasp! NO! Not you again! I swear, i'll never do anything to you ever again! Just p-please, leave me alone!" Artcraft said as he was shaking like he saw a ghost.

"Sir we need you to calm down, your blood pressure is rising! Princess, I may need to step out of the room for me please!" The nurse said to Celestia sweetly.

"Of course! I just wanted to apologize to him for going a tad bit too far with my punishment. If there's anything I could do to help him, do let me know!" Celestia said in her usual motherly tone before she left the room.