Author's Note

I'm back bois

https://youtu.be/dyQpEoMFF3w

Hulk and Tyler do shit,oh Luna is here now too

Mike woke up with a groan, the first thing he felt was the cold of the stone ground he was laying on, after a minute his eyes adjusted to the dark, after he did this he realized he was in a cave of some kind. The remnants of campfire lay a few feet from him and the cave entrance opened up to a foreboding wasteland outside, as the stars sparkled down from jet black night sky.

“Your up, good, now we can get to the bottom of this mess,” a voice said to the right of him.

Mike jolted up, scrambling backward before his escape was cut off by the cave wall behind him. Mike looked to where the voice came from, his gaze falling on a young man in his twenties, with jet black hair and piercing blue eyes. He was currently wearing a white tank top, and cameo pants, with brown mountain boots.

“Skittish aren’t you,” He said with an amused look on his face.

“Well yea waking up in a cave with some random dude does that to you,” Mike said with a glare.

“Fair enough,” the man said, “ My name is Tyler, and I'm the one who saved your ass from the big-headed mad man,”

“Oh um thanks,” Mike said shuffling nervously.

“Your welcome,” Tyler said bluntly.

They sat in silence for about a minute.

“Okay so who are you again?” Mike asked with a nervous smile.

“Tyler, and like you, I'm not from this world, but unlike you, my power is the ability to transform into the abomination,and I can control it,” Tyler said with a look of annoyance.

“So did you go to a con too?” Mike asked.

“Nope, went to bed and just kind woke up in pony land,” Tyler shrugged.

“Cool, so um can we go find my friends now?” Mike asked.

“They're in Equestria right?”

“Yea”

“Well, in that case, we have a problem,”

“What?”

“I have no idea where Equestria is from here”

“Fuck”

“Yep”

Meanwhile in Ponyland

Luna was in a good mood, not only had she had just had a wonderful little chat with one of her night guards, after coming back from her annual vacation, which had been simply wonderful ,the japonyese are so hospitable, not only had she learned that they had made allies in some country from another universe but now she was about to have what she hoped would be a wonderful chat with her sister over several topics of interest.

“Ah, Luna! You’ve returned, good, we were just debating bringing you into the fold,” Celestia said with a warm smile as she turned from Ross, who was eyeing Luna with a slight glare.

“Fold? Whatever do you mean sister?” Luna said worriedly, although her stoic expression did not show it.

“Well you see sister there is this young colt, that has the ability to transform into an incredibly powerful green monster when he is enraged or distressed and we-” Celestia began before Luna cut her off.

“Ah a simple problem, I will get to work immediately, first I shall approach the young colt in order to soothe him, he must quite skittish due to his unique power set, the next step is also quite simple after I have formed a bond of trust with him, I will teach him breathing exercises and another just way to keep one's emotions in check,” Luna said with a nod.

Celestia looked flabbergasted, and Ross was rolling his eyes.

“Now then do we know where the young colt is now? I would like to get started as quickly as possible,” Luna not noticing their looks, as she was deep in thought.

“Sister I'm not going to put the safety of Equestria at risk like that, Im mean honestly he’s not even a pony,” Celestia said chuckling a bit.

“Honestly women are you an idiot? the Hulk can’t be reasoned with its a monster! I mean why do you think we’ve been trying to destroy it for the last-” Ross began.

Ross didn’t get to finish his sentence, he was too busy getting flung through a wall and across the castle courtyard.

“Now that the trash has been taken out, Let's have a little chat dearest sister,” Luna said with a dark aura surrounding her.

Celestia’s eyes narrowed as a golden aura surrounded her entire body, “Lets,”

Luna suddenly materialized a large scythe made of black energy, before swing it at blinding speeds at Celestia, Celestia quickly ignited her horn and formed a dome of energy around her blocking the blow, a second later she disappeared with a pop. Luna closed her eyes, before opening them, said eyes now glowing with white light.

“Honestly Sister have you forgot that I can see magic traces, not even a teleportation spell is good enough to hide from me,” Luna said as she looked around the room.

“Of course you have to be looking in the right direction dearest sister,” Celestia taunted.

Luna realized a second too late that the sound of her sister's voice had come from above, as she jerked her head upwards she saw Celestia bearing a large war hammer down onto her. The head of the hammer slammed into her making a smaller crater in the floor, pinning her below it in the process.

“Had enough,” Celestia asked a stern gaze.

“Not nearly,” Luna growled, suddenly dissipating into a black cloud and disappearing from sight.

Celestia looked in around in obvious annoyance, “We can’t keep playing these games sister, be a good girl and give up already,”

“Now now sister you know Im far too stubborn for that,” Luna said as she suddenly appeared behind Celestia, scythe already raised to strike, she swung and with small shockwave sent Celestia flying into a wall. Dust clouded the view of the wall that Celestia had been flung through.

“Damn it, she strong then I remember,” Luna said gritting her teeth, before launching a beam of magic from her horn into the dust cloud. A shield became barely visible in the cloud of dust as said cloud began to slowly settle.

“Gotcha,” Luna said with a smirk, flapping her wings hard to popple forward at blinding speeds.

Luna raised her scythe to strike the shield, the outward thrust of her jet black wings clearing the dust, allowing her to see the bubble shield was empty.
“I pulled a little sneaky on you,” Celestia whispered into her ear before slamming her hammer into the top Luna’s head, slamming her once again into the ground.

Luna could barely think straight as a bit of blood dripped down her face.

“Now girls,” She heard Celestia said as a rainbow-colored light engulfed her.

A few moments later, Celestia was placing a statue of Luna in the garden with a heavy heart.

“I truly believed she had changed but she just as brash as ever,” Celestia sighed sadly shaking her head.

“It's going to be okay Princess, I'm sure she’ll come around eventually,” Twilight said trying to reassure her.

“I suppose, but for now we must focus on finding that monster, thankfully Discord has reinforced the borders of our universe, so that demon child can’t get back in unless someone let her in on purpose,” Celestia said taking back up her normal posture as she walked off the elements in tow.

Meanwhile back with the green bois

“Are you sure this is the right way,” Mike asked with a look of uncertainty.

“Yea totally,” Tyler said not sounding one hundred percent sure.

“Maybe we should ask for directions,” Mike offered.

“We’re not asking anyone for directions, if we end up in a country other then Equestria, that obviously the planet is conspiring against us and needs to reminded who’s in charge,” Tyler snapped.

“But the planet isn’t sentient,” Mike said in confusion.

“It's sentient if I say it is now shut up and follow me damn it,” Tyler said with a glare.

“Oh sorry I forgot you decided what things are sentient,” Mike said with a touch of obvious sarcasm.

“Well make sure you don’t forget again,” Tyler said with a slight smile.

Mike laughed as they continued to the scorched wasteland.

A few hours later they came to a large beach and ocean.

“ Equestria is over that ocean,” Tyler said.

“I thought you said you didn’t know wh- why did you transform, wait no!”

Mike was not flying like a missile over the ocean as Tyler watched him fly off.

“Blech, I was aiming for the stupid looking castle, oh well,” Tyler said with a bit of a scoff before jumping after him.

Back with Mike

A small group of ponies is watching outside a large building, where something had slammed through the roof of the building. They heard the shuffling of something large in the building before primal roar sent them scattering the group, the ponies screaming in terror as the ran. Hulk broke down the wall as he stumbled into the sunlight, looking around in bewilderment.

“Why hulk back in stupid pony town, puny Mike is very stupid,” Hulk said with a chuckle looking around. His attention was grabbed by Tyler who landed nearby. Hulk grinned as he dashed towards Tyler.

Tyler saw Hulk just in time to block a huge punch from the green goliath, Tyler a low sweeping kick to kick Hulk of his feet, allowing Tyler to get on top of him and begins to pummel him. Hulk barely managed to grab one of Tyler’s arms, after a Tyler had hit him several times. Hulk slammed the back of Tyler’s arm into Tyler’s face, slowly using the opening he had made with each successive slam to get up. Eventually, Hulk was ontop slamming Tyler own fist into his face, repidtily. Tyler struggled to grab something out of his back pocket. Hulk was completely distracted by beating the shit out Tyler to notice him do this. In a flash Tyler brought up his free hand, a shoved a syringe that glowed with a light blue color. Hulk shot back realizing Tyler before holding his head in pain, before shirking slowly, as he slowly fell to his knees. Within moments Mike was passed out on the dirt road.

“Anti-Hulk serum courtesy of the Leader,” Tyler mumbled, “Made sure to pack some just in the case you went Hulk in a bad spot won’t work against world breaker though,”

Tyler shrunk back to his regular form and threw Mike over his sholder, and quickly jogged out of town, and into the vast plains.