My Eternal Sunshine

It was just a typical day for me. Another day in a world that wasn’t my own. Another day of trying to find work and failing to do so. Ever since I woke up in that forest my life was never the same again. Equestria, a world that not even my imagination would dare to create. A place teaming with little ponies and beasts of myth. Here I stand, a lone human towering over a sea of ponies, meeting eyes with the princess of this land, a look of awe strewn across her face.

However, I believe I’m getting ahead of myself. I’d like to tell you about when I first arrived, and all that entails. Don’t worry; it won’t take long to get back to where we left off.

I sit up in a daze, looking around in a panic. Something isn’t right, that’s all I know, deep down inside. As if by instinct, I force myself to my feet and try to rapidly recover from the blurred vision that’s causing me to stagger. A moment passes and things clear as I find myself deep within a forest. So deep that I cannot see much light in any direction, but the few rays that pierce the canopy above.

My heart is racing. Where am I? Who am I? I don’t know, but that doesn’t matter right now. What matters is getting out of this forest and someplace safe. I’m luckily on a well-traveled dirt path, so I test my luck and pick one of the two routes and start walking. As I make my way, I can hear strange sounds from further behind me and thank whatever luck I had for not having gone that way.

Though the sounds are worrying, the further I go, the quieter they become. It doesn’t take long before I find my way to the forest's edge, where the sun is shining brightly. All the terror I held within springs to the surface as I sprint out and into the comforting warmth of the light. I’ve never missed the sun as much as I did at that moment and the heat only reminded me that I was safe for the time being.

That was until I heard something approaching me. I quickly whip around to face whatever is coming near and to my surprise find a small, gray pony standing there, a clear look of terror on its face. Wait, that isn’t a pony. Not by a long shot. It carries some similarities, but all the proportions are wrong. Though the most disturbing thing is the incredibly human emotion it displays.

This entire time neither of us have moved, instead frozen by the alien appearance of one another. I didn’t know if I should try to communicate or make a run for it. The chances of it being a threat are genuine, and if I let it get too close, then there’s no chance I could get away in time.

“H-Hello?” the creature speaks.

My breath hitches. It spoke. Alright, I need to calm down. The fact it spoke and didn’t attack is a good sign, right? I raise my hand and give it a wave. It looks just as surprised that I responded to it in some way.

“Are you from the forest?” it asks, taking a few cautious steps forward.

I look back to the forest and then to the creature. Am I from the forest? Yes. No. Both are true. However, I'm not from here. That much I know, but why do I know that? I’m unsure, but it’s the truth. This isn’t my world; I know that, and I haven’t the faintest clue as to why. The pony-like creature holds its ground a few feet from me.

“Yes,” I answer.

Once again, a look of shock, but a deep swallow from it is enough to get its mind on track. “U-Um... Are you a monster?”

“I don’t think so.”

“Do you want to destroy Equestria?”

“I don’t even know what Equestria is.”

It stares at me for a moment and seems to calm more than before.

“What do you remember?” she asks.

Yes, she. Despite the foreign appearance, the tone of her voice is undoubtedly female.

“All I know is that this isn’t my world.”

I expected some skepticism, but then again, I mustn't look even remotely like anything from her world. The fact that I tower over her by almost three times her height puts everything into perspective on how monstrous I must appear to her. She doesn’t look afraid, and even a look of sadness crosses her features.

“I’m sorry to hear that. Do you know your name?”

I shake my head. “No.”

“Um... Would you like to come to my place?”

Being in a world unlike my own and having the good fortune of running into this mare makes it seem as if the world is doing me a favor.

“Sure,” I answer. The small pony turns, but before she walks away, I call out to her. “What’s your name?”

She looks over her wither and smiles slightly. “You can call me Derpy.”

A lot of things happened after meeting Derpy. First, she showed me around Manehattan, teaching me everything she knew about Equestria. At first, all the ponies were wary of me, but after the second week, the majority of them didn’t even give me a second glance as I started to explore on my own. Derpy was only in town for a few weeks, as she was scheduled to deliver something back to where she's from, which was a place called Ponyville.

So, I thanked her for all the help and time she spent teaching me. Her last act of kindness was a small pouch full of bits and a hug for good luck. From there, I was left on my own to try and survive, and that wasn’t an easy task. I could only scrape by, either from asking for money or doing small jobs to get a few bits. Days turned to weeks, and with each passing day, I felt the pressure getting to me.

That’s when it happened. I noticed all the ponies in the city were lined up on the sidewalks, just looking down the road as if waiting for something to appear.

“What’s going on?” I ask a random pony.

“What’s going on? Have you been living under a rock? The Princess is coming!”

Princess? Oh, right. Derpy told me about the two sisters who rule over this land. One is named Celestia and the other Luna. Supposedly, they can control the sun and moon, but for some reason, that idea is unsettling and I haven’t the faintest clue why. However, this would be the first time I ever saw an alicorn, so I stand there and wait just like everyone else.

I look down to my disheveled appearance. Maybe I shouldn’t be here? I’ll undoubtedly stand out, and it’d be embarrassing to look as awful as I do in front of royalty. I quickly brush off all the dirt and debris that coats my shirt after having helped with some construction a few hours ago. It was spur of the moment, but paid what I needed to get by another week.

I pull a small rag from my back pocket and try to clear my face the best I can, but accept that it’s a lost cause. I’m a trainwreck, and nothing short of a fire hose would make me even remotely presentable. So, accepting my fate, I keep my eyes down the road to see this princess. All the ponies that I usually see walking about busy are standing in wait for their matriarch.

It was an odd feeling to see her for the first time. Just like when I broke free from the forest, seeing her brought a warmth to my heart and her very presence felt as if it was shining a light on the darkness in my life. The thought of how I looked and what I would do next week to keep from being homeless faded away as I gaze upon her. Is this how all these ponies around feel? I don’t know because I dare not look away from her.

Her vision sweeps over the crowd as she gives everyone a smile and wave, but that stops when her eyes pass over me. At this moment, time slows as we look at one another. It wasn’t until now that I realized the word I was trying to think of to describe her... Beautiful. She looks at me in awe that then turns to curiosity. She leans down to one of the guards beside her and whispers something, never turning her gaze away.

He gives a stiff nod and orders a few guards around as they disperse toward my direction. I stand my ground because this entire time I haven’t looked away from her, and neither has she. Even as the small guard stands before me.

“Follow me,” he commands.

I do so and strain to keep my eyes locked to the Princess’, but line of sight is broken as we round a corner. It is only when I come out of my stupor that I realize what’s going on.

“Where are we going?” I ask.

“The Princess has requested your audience. We’re heading to her room right now.”

“Why?” I ask confused.

He doesn’t even respond as he leads me. Alright, now I wish I didn’t look as terrible as I do. I’m about to meet the princess of this land... What an odd turn of events.

I’m led into one of the finest suites I’ll ever have the pleasure of standing in. The guard leaves me there in the center of the room, which could easily be a living room by most people's standards. I’ve become more self-conscious about the way I look, unsure if I should try and sneak away if only to spare myself the embarrassment of meeting someone as fine as the Princess while looking like a bum.

I’m so lost in thought I fail to hear the door behind me open.

“You may stay out here.”

I turn around quicker than I thought imaginable and find the Princess talking to the guard that led me here.

“Very well,” he states.

Celestia closes the door and looks over at me. She’s undoubtedly taller than the other ponies, but even then the top of her head barely makes it up to my chin. Her horn is by far the longest I’ve ever seen, and she holds herself in a manner that’s dignified, but approachable. Even the smile she’s giving is sweet, and by the second, I can feel my guard lowering.

“Greetings. I’m sure you’re curious as to why I’ve summoned you here.”

It takes a few moments, but I find my voice. “I know why,” I answer.

She raises a brow. “Do you?”

I nod. “Well, I’ve only been on this planet for a month... So, yeah.”

I can tell she wasn’t expecting me to say that. “You’re not from this planet?”

“I woke up in the forest to the east and stumbled out here in Manehattan. Thankfully, a nice mare took me in and taught me what I needed to know. I’ve been trying to live here ever since.”

“I’m sorry to hear that.” Her smile drops as melancholy sets in.

“It’s not that bad!” I say attempting to cheer her up. “I, um...” No matter how hard I try, I can’t find anything to say to help her. Things have been terrible and the only pony to show me any kindness was Derpy. “So, Derpy taught me and gave me bits for a few weeks. I’ve been trying to find a job, but haven’t succeeded yet, but I keep trying! I just got off a temporary construction job, so sorry for my appearance, but I made enough bits to get by for now.”

With each word, I can see her head and shoulders sag. This isn’t working out as I hoped. A single moment passes before I realize what I can say.

“Seeing you has given me strength.” She looks up at me surprised. “When I left that forest, I was frightened, but the warmth and light from the sun brought me comfort. Today, when I saw you, I felt that warmth again and knew that everything would be fine as long as I kept trying.” I rub the back of my neck, embarrassed to be telling her this. “A-And pardon if this is rude, but I think you’re gorgeous.”

Her face is covered in a blush. I’m sure she’s embarrassed for me, because my face is a perfect mirror to hers. Nevertheless, she gives a few thoughtful nods.

“I’m sorry your transition to our world has been rough.” I look in awe as her horn glows and a rather large bag appears before her. “I know it will not heal the damage that’s been done, but please take this as compensation.”

The jingling noise tells me right away that bag is full of bits. A lot of bits. Perhaps even year's worth, but I can’t accept it.

I shake my head. “Sorry, but I’ll have to decline. It was too much to accept what Derpy gave me and I’ve been trying to work hard to hopefully one day pay her back, but I don’t want another handout.”

“Are you certain?”

“Positive. Thank you for the offer.”

The bag disappears, and there I am, left with the Princess as she looks me over. “I cannot leave you in this state. If bits will not suffice, then what will?”

I scratch the back of my head. “Well, a job would be nice. As long as I can work, then I know I’ll be fine.”

It feels wrong to ask her for anything but I’m almost at the end of my rope, and if she can find me a job then I’ll be able to pay back Derpy and even pay back the princess for helping me get a job. I look over at her, and the concerned expression morphs back into a smile.

“I have the perfect job for you.”

“Are you certain about this?” I ask, adjusting my collar.

“Of course I am.” Celestia floats over the last piece, the jacket, custom made with her magic. “I’ve been looking for a butler that can travel with me wherever I go, but the ponies around have families they worry about, so the position has been open for quite some time.”

“True, I don’t have to worry about that kind of stuff, but I don’t believe I’m very dignified.”

Celestia looks me over for a moment before summoning a mirror. “Take a look for yourself.”

Looking at myself, I’m surprised how well I’ve cleaned up. All the dirt and grime is gone. The same clothes I came to this planet with are now replaced with a fancy-looking tuxedo. I’m not even sure how much a custom suit made by Celestia’s magic would cost, but it’s most likely a small fortune.

“You look the part, and everything else will come with time. I’m not expecting perfection.” Her sweet tone is disarming and has an effect of calming my nerves.

“As long as I’m not a burden,” I state.

“No–”

The growl that leaves my stomach overpowers her words. I grit my teeth at that, my face burning red hot. “Sorry... I’ve not eaten today,” I admit.

“How about your first task?” Celestia offers. “Go to the kitchen and order for me a dandelion sandwich with a slice of chocolate cake. Then get whatever you’d like for yourself.” I want to protest, but she beats me to the punch. “Ah, ah, ah! I gave you an order, and now you must follow it.”

I want to try and reason with her, but she is my boss now. So, I give her a bow and turn on my heels to leave. Once I step out of the suite, I look down to the two guards that stand at either side of the door.

“So, where’s the kitchen?” One looks at me from the corner of his eye and nods his head to the left. “Thanks.”

It takes some exploring, but I eventually head toward where I believe the kitchen is. Once I enter, I find a whole lot of ponies making a variety of things. There’s shouting going between them all as they plate orders and send them out. One of the ponies looks my way.

“What the hell is that thing doing in my kitchen!?” He looks angry and not in the mood for anything that’ll waste his time.

“I have an order from the Princess,” I state.

He freezes for but a moment before that anger comes back. “Well, don’t take all day! What does she want?!”

“A dandelion sandwich with a slice of chocolate cake.”

“Is that all?!”

Should I order or should I pass? “A-And a manticore steak, mid-rare.”

He leers at me and while never moving his gaze shouts out. “Dandelion sandwich with a slice of chocolate cake and a mid-rare manticore steak! I want all of that done in five minutes! This is the Princess’ order!”

With all that said, he turns away to cook. I stand in wait for everything and am amazed at how organized they all are. They work so well in tandem with one another that it takes well under five minutes for them to plate everything and set it on the counter at the same time.

“Order up!” the chef shouts. “Now get out of here before it gets cold!”

I quickly nod and take the three trays, making my way back to the princess’ room. Thankfully the guard is helpful and opens the door for me as I approach.

“Thank you,” I say, walking inside as the door closes behind me.

“That was quick,” Celestia says from another part of the room. “Please, come in.”

I walk past an archway, following her voice and find her seated at a table. I don’t say anything as I set her meal in front of her, removing the lids that were provided. Now, I stand there with my lunch in hand, not moving an inch.

“Please.” She waves to the open seat on the opposite side.

I look about, unsure. Is it alright for me to join her at the table? Then again, how can I turn down what she has offered? I set my plate down, but freeze up before pulling the lid off. I ordered meat... It’s not against the rules here, but I quickly learned it’s frowned upon. Will the Princess think less of me for eating meat? I don’t even get to decide as her golden aura envelops the lid of my meal and floats off.

She doesn’t even bat an eye.

“Enjoy,” she states before eating.

I take the utensils that were provided with my meal and cut into my steak. I expected her to at least acknowledge what I got, but then again, she is a princess. Maybe there are other creatures out there that eat meat too? I don’t know much about what’s outside of Equestria, but Derpy did briefly talk about other races that inhabited this world.

If that’s true, then they most likely have dignitaries and meetings with the Princess often. Well, if she’s okay with it, then I won’t question it. Though I still find it strange that I’m sitting here with the most important pony in all this land, sharing a meal. Not even a few hours ago I was wondering what I’d do to get by, and now I’ve become the personal butler of the Princess.

“Are you enjoying your meal?”

I break out of my stupor. “Y-yes. Sorry, I was coming to terms with everything that’s happening.”

“I’m sure it’s jarring, but you appear in control of yourself.”

I chuckle slightly. “I guess I am. I can’t explain it, but being around you has that effect.”

“Thank you.” She smiles with a small blush. “It’s been a long time since I’ve enjoyed a meal with someone. Even my sister is busy with her duties, and we often find ourselves at different times of the day or out of the country to share a meal.”

“It must be difficult being in charge of so many things.”

“It can be, but it’s not a job I can walk away from.”

It’s odd how easily I can talk to her, and every so often, a brief realization hits that I’m sitting with the Princess, chatting about mundane things. I can’t believe how lucky I am. Anyone in the world could’ve found themselves sitting here. A pony could’ve taken this job, but all this time no one has, and now here I sit.

“You’re very kind,” I admit. “I owe you for giving me this job, and I’ll put my all into serving you whenever you need me to.”

“I knew as soon as I laid eyes on you that you were strong-willed and determined. I’ve put this off for too long but I am Princess Celestia of Equestria, but I want you to call me Celestia when we are in private. What is your name?”

Looking into her eyes, I can feel that warmth swelling inside of me.

“Call me Anon.”

It’s been close to half a year since I’ve become Celestia’s personal butler. It’s hard to believe that it wasn’t very long ago that I was only a few days away from being homeless but now I have my quarters in the castle. Not to mention that I’m getting paid more than I ever thought imaginable, to which I’ve been putting away in my bank. Since that time I’ve come to learn a lot about the world outside of Equestria. The princess was true to her word and took me wherever she went.

Whether it was the dustbowl of the badlands or the harsh world of the griffon kingdom, I was beside her the entire way. With each passing day, we found ourselves conversing more and more. I shared stories about my world, and she told me about her past as well as the things she enjoyed. I probably know her better than most, besides her sister of course.

I’ve seen Luna on a few occasions but rarely have spoken to her. The two of them are busy and at most exchange small talk before moving on to their tasks. The only conversation I’ve had with Luna was an introduction as Celestia’s butler. There have also been a few other ponies I’ve met as well. Such as the Elements of Harmony.

That was an exercise in patience. As the majority of them ogled me and a few even going as far as to touch me. Princess Twilight was the most curious of the bunch, asking me about what I was, where I came from, so on and so forth. Celestia thought it humorous, laughing while all the ponies crowded around me. After what felt like an eternity, it was finally over.

Though I still get letters from Twilight every other day about something she forgot to ask me. Not everything has been a cakewalk either. There were times I needed to ensure Celestia was on schedule for a meeting or remind her that she hasn’t eaten yet. I quickly found that when the princess is alone, she’s like a big child. She doesn’t even wake up on her own; I have to enter her room and get her out of bed and dressed.

Earlier this morning was one of those cases.

It’s four in the morning, and Celestia needs to raise the sun in a few hours. I give the guards a wave before letting myself in. The room is pitch black, and the heavy snoring is a dead giveaway that the princess is still asleep. I walk to the bedside, not even needing to see where I’m going anymore, as the path is burned into my memory.

“Celestia, it’s time to wake up,” I say in my normal speaking volume.

I didn’t expect her to wake up just from that. No, her snoring is louder than my voice could ever hope to overpower. I grab her sheets, again, not needing to see as I’ve done this countless times and toss them off. Her snoring hitches but then continues. I sigh to myself, walking around the bed and tossing the curtains open. The soft glow of the moon filtering in.

When I turn around to get ready for the next phase, I pause for a moment and take in her beauty. A small smile on my lips. She may be challenging to work with, but I would never give up the time we’ve spent together. The fact I can see this, the mighty alicorn princess of Equestria, snoring and not wanting to get up is a gift no others will understand. It also shows how much the princess trusts me too.

I roll my eyes smirking. Perhaps I treat her too well because of how I feel for her. I’m not dense, I know I like her, but I haven’t found the courage to tell her how I feel. But all that stuff can wait for now because the sun needs to be raised and there’s a lot of important things to handle today! I grasp the sheet she’s laying on and get ready for what comes next.

“Rise and shine!” I shout, lifting it up as she flies out of bed and tumbles on the floor.

Here we are now. I stand a little ways behind her as she sits at a roundtable with many other species. Her sister is here as well, and thankfully Luna appears to be the more mature of the two, as she doesn’t require me to wake her up and remind her of what her schedule is. Many of the creatures here are asking for various things. Trade routes and protections. Most of it flies over my head, but I’ve taken to writing down everything that happens for Celestia to review later.

It’s not part of my job description, but it gives me something to do, and I also tend to catch things that she may have missed. Small tells that each leader has as they speak. Verbal tics, wing spasms, stuff like that. Luna appears to be the one who delegates, with Celestia speaking out on a few issues. It’s an interesting dynamic they have to help filter everything that’s being thrown at them.

I stop writing as I notice Celestia tap her hoof onto her armrest twice. A signal I know well, so I step forward and lean down for her to whisper to me.

“Set up a room for my sister and I to drink tea.”

She pulls away and returns to face the others. I give a slight nod before walking to the door and leaving. This is also a part of her plan, a ruse to perhaps throw the others off their game. So, I take my time setting up what she requested before entering the room once more. While not obvious, all the others are paying attention to me, so I walk to Celestia’s side, lean down and whisper to her.

“It is done.” Though I made sure to speak loud enough for the others to barely hear.

She nods, and I return to where I was before. The various leaders look nervous but keep with their discussion as I return to writing. Political play can be rather fun when you have someone as knowledgeable as the princess by your side.

“Such a tiring conversation.” Luna sighs heavily just as I set her cup of tea down. “Thank you.”

“With each passing day I find my patience wearing thin with their advances,” Celestia states, taking a sip from her cup.

“Yes, I agree that their arrogance is starting to show, though that play you did with Anon was enough to set them straight.” Luna giggles. “His wit appears to sharpen by the day.”

“I must always be at the top of my game with a sister like yours to take care of.”

Luna holds back the urge to spit a laugh as she violently forces herself to swallow the tea before laughing. “Oh, don't I know!” She admits.

“First you rudely awake me this morning, and now you tease me in front of my sister?” Celestia looks over at me. “Have you no shame?”

I afford myself a smirk. “Not really.” With that said, I pull out my notebook. “Care to see?”

Celestia lets out a huff and nods. I hand it to her as she snatches it away from my hands and looks over the contents.

“Anything interesting, Sister?” Luna asks.

“Very much so,” Celestia answers enraptured by what’s detailed within. “I never knew the griffin king had a wing spasm whenever he lies.”

“Left-wing and he was lying about sending supplies to the minotaur,” I add.

“Anon appears to be far more perceptive to minuscule changes. He’s certainly a value to these meetings,” Luna remarks, taking the notebook that Celestia floats over to her.

“Yes, these are things to keep in mind for the next meeting.” Celestia turns her attention to me. “Despite all that. Tomorrow’s your day off. Have any plans?”

There were a few things I had in mind. This one moment has provided me with an opportunity. Celestia and I will have free time tomorrow, as Twilight is coming into town to help with various things. So, I want to take Celestia out on a date! I know it’s a long shot, but I can’t fight these feelings that are ready to burst from my chest.

“A-Actually.” I clear my throat to steady my nerves. “Would you like to go out on a date?”

The room falls silent as both sisters freeze in place. A sizable weight falls on my shoulders as I stand there waiting for either one to say something.

“Well, that was a fine cup of tea!” Luna nervously laughs as she gets out of her seat and quickly leaves. “See you the day after tomorrow!” The door opening again moments later. “Forgot this,” She says, floating over the notebook and placing it on the table.

Now the awkwardness is at its peak as Celestia, and I are alone.

“I-I’ve made reservations,” I continue hoping to salvage this. “I recall you saying that you enjoy “Motif” and I managed to get a table for two. I’d like it if we went together. That is if you’re interested?”

The startled look on her face hasn’t passed, and her muzzle is entirely red. I notice a napkin float from the table as she brings it over to dab some of the sweat from her brow and wipe around her neck.

“W-Well, this was certainly not expected,” she admits. “Just to be clear, does date mean the same thing to your kind?”

“It does.” I swallow deeply. “But, to ensure there’s no confusion... I like you, Celestia, and, if you’d allow it, I want to go on a date to see if this goes anywhere.” I clear my throat again. “I will fully understand if I am not your type or you think this is inappropriate given my position here.”

“Aren’t you interested in other mares?” She asks. “I’m always so busy and not as young as some of the girls around the castle.”

“I don’t care about that.” I look her in the eyes. “You’re beautiful, and I’d never give any mare a second glance with you around.”

“Y-You’re certainly saying all the right things.” Celestia is now looking nervous. “I won’t deny I’m curious by your offer, but I fear I’m not as graceful as you may believe me to be.”

While my insides are flipping all over the place, a smirk starts to grow. “I’ve been taking care of you for a while now... I’m well aware of how ungraceful you can be.”

She can’t help but chuckle at that. “You always know how to make me laugh.”

“It’s because I never want to see you down,” I admit. “So, please... If only once, go on this date with me.”

She takes a deep breath in and slowly lets it out. “Very well. As long as you know that the future is uncertain, then I will go on this date.”

“Alright.” The weight lifts but now I have to ensure everything is perfect tomorrow. “Be ready at eight.”

“I certainly will be.”

Alright, the first step of the plan has gone off without a hitch, now all I need to do is ensure that she enjoys her date. I’m wearing a suit that’s a bit more casual than my standard work clothes, but nice enough for even the poshest places in Canterlot. I’ve been diligent in grooming so that I would look my absolute best for Celestia.

So now all I can do is wait for her. I’m standing just outside the gates, adjusting my tie nervously. Hopefully, she hasn’t changed her mind.

“Well, you certainly look handsome.”

I turn around and am greeted with a gift. Celestia in a white gown. There’s nothing special about the dress, and that’s fine because she wears it perfectly. There’s a skip in my heart for a brief moment before I can shake myself from my stupor.

“I love the dress; it fits you well.”

“Thank you.”

I walk beside her and wave my hand forward. “Shall we?”

“Lead on.”

Here we are, sitting across from each other in a fancy restaurant. A lot of the customers have been glancing from the corner of their eye at us, but I don’t care because I’m here with Celestia. The waiter already took our order, so now we sit in silence for our meals. It’s not an awkward silence, on the contrary, it's a silence of comfort. Neither of us has anything to say, and that’s perfectly fine.

“Have you always been interested in me?” Celestia asks with a coy smirk.

“You certainly drew my attention when we first met, but it was after we spent so much time together that I started to realize how much I enjoyed your company and why I never wanted to leave your side.”

Her muzzle runs red. “You have no problem laying your emotions bare.”

“I know how much you dislike games. So I want to be as clear as I can. The question I wonder about is that if you feel the same way that I do?”

She chuckles. “I wouldn’t be here if that weren’t the case. Though I think another mare would make a better partner than I. While true, we do spend a lot of time together; it’s mostly related to my work. Going to other places to talk to lords and what not. Rarely do we get any time to unwind. It’s a constant strain, and I would hate to think you’d willingly suffer such a thing because you fancy me.”

“I’m sure you’re right. If I were to find a normal mare, I’d be able to go home to her every night and things like that. If we ever had kids, then I’d most likely have to quit my job, as it would take me away from my family for too long.” As I say this, I can see Celestia’s smile slowly fade. “However.” I rest my hand onto her hoof. “You’d be alone, and that thought hurts me far more than whatever work we do together. The funny thing is, I do go home to a mare I love every night. I wake her up every morning, and we spend our days together. While rare, we also have moments where we can relax and talk to one another about anything.”

“You may think of yourself as a chore to be with,” I smirk looking at her. “But you’re my chore.”

She gives a defeated smile, her eyes glistening. “You always do say the right things.”

“Your orders,” A waiter says standing beside the table.

I remove my hand from her hoof as the waiter sets down our meal, giving a bow and leaving. I look down to my meal and then up to Celestia as she uses a napkin to clear her eyes.

“Let’s enjoy our night,” I remark.

“Indeed.”

With that said, we both eat our food in silence. Just like before, it’s not awkward but comfortable in a way that is only possible between two beings that understand one another.

There’s a giddiness in my heart just watching the absolute joy on Celestia’s face. The two of us are sitting in a proper pastry store. Out of all the stores here in Canterlot, this was the only one that wasn’t decked out to appear posh and one I’ve come to from time to time to buy Celestia cake. However, today I’ve rented out the place, putting a large tab just for her to eat whatever she wanted.

A small mountain of different cakes were placed in front of her as she lifts a single slice up at a time and shoves it into her mouth. It’s a part of her I still don’t understand, but whenever there’s a significant amount of cake around, she tends to become an undignified filly. Recklessly shoving cake into her muzzle without care for whatever consequence there may be.

My heart swells in my chest. Seeing her this happy is all I ever want, and I hope that she will continue to be this happy with me. For a moment Celestia breaks out of her trance and looks my way.

“You want some?” she asks with a full mouth, crumbs flying everywhere.

I smile, shaking my head. “I don’t like cake.”

Her eyes widen as she swallows everything in her mouth in one gulp. “Really?”

“Really.”

“Then why come here?”

“Because I know it makes you happy.”

Rather than smile at that, she frowns slightly. “Anon, you may have intended to please me on this date but I’d much rather we enjoy our time together.”

“Being here with you is enough.”

She rolls her eyes with a smirk. “Be that as it may, we very rarely get a day off together, and I’d hate to think I was enjoying this alone. If I didn’t go out with you, what would you have done?”

Now I’m put on the spot. What would I have done? Well, there is one thing that I still think about. “Um, I’d most likely go to a place called Ponyville. That’s where Derpy lives, and I want to pay her back for helping me when I arrived.”

Celestia’s eyes sparkle at that. “A brilliant idea! Come, let’s go now!”

“But what about our date?” I ask confused.

“It’s still a date; we can enjoy the rest of our time over in Ponyville, after you’ve talked with your friend.”

“Are you sure?”

Celestia levitates all the cakes into her mouth at once. Wow... For a little pony, she can sure handle a lot. Her big cheeks chew diligently before that huge lump goes down her throat.

“Positive. I’d like to thank the mare that brought you into my life.”

Now I feel my face redden. “Alright. I don’t know where she lives, but I guess we can ask around.”

“I'm sure we'll find her quickly. Ready to go?”

“Sure.”

Celestia smiles as her horn glows. “One trip to Ponyville, coming right up.”

In a flash we land in what I can only assume is the center of Ponyville. It’s a marketplace with various stands that are selling a variety of things, from fruits, vegetables, and even small knick-knacks. All of the ponies look in awe of their princess and quickly give a bow, but she holds up a wing to stop others in the distance.

“Bowing is not required, little ones. I’m on a break for today, so no need to treat me so formally.”

All of them rise to their hooves, give me a brief look before moving on with whatever they were doing.

“Where do we start?” I ask.

Celestia giggles. “Perhaps there?”

I follow her hoof as she points over to something behind me. I’m surprised to see Applejack standing behind a small table, looking at us from the corner of her eye. Wait, Ponyville. Now I know why that name sounded so familiar! This is where the elements are staying! I thank whatever god there may be that Twilight is currently helping in Canterlot, as she’d most likely be hounding us right now.

“Yeah, that’ll work.” I catch my breath and make my way over to her stand. “Hello, Applejack.”

“H-Howdy!” She shifts nervously. “What can I get for ya?”

“Do you know anypony named Derpy?”

“Derpy? Sure do, she’s our resident mailmare. Any reason you’re looking for her.”

“Long story. Can you tell me where she lives?”

“That won’t be a problem. She’s down that street there.” She points to the right. “Take a left, third house to the right.”

“Thanks.” I fish a bit from my pocket. “One apple, please.”

“Can do!” She takes the bit and gives me an apple. “Enjoy!”

“You too,” I say before leaving with Celestia. “Well, that was quick.”

“It’s good to have friends around when you need them.” Celestia floats the apple from my hand and peels it for me.

“You know I can eat it unpeeled.” I joke.

“You could, but I know you dislike the peel.”

I look over my shoulder and flinch slightly as I notice the massive line in front of Applejack’s stand. It appears that having the princess go to her table has stirred up some business. The freshly peeled apple floats in front of me, and I take it and sink my teeth in. Huh, it’s pretty good. Not too sweet, plenty juicy and overall a great apple.

“Wow, that’s a pretty good apple.” I offer the other side to Celestia. “Want some.”

“Don’t mind if I do.” She takes a bite as well, savoring the taste. “Ever since I met their father, I knew they would make great things. These apples are a labor of love.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve met every pony’s parent at one point in your life.”

“Yes, I’m sure I have.” She chuckles lightly. “And here you are, interested in such an old mare.”

“You can be plenty immature when you want to be,” I remark.

“I just like playing with you,” she states coyly.

“Even the snoring?”

Her face becomes completely red. “I-I do not snore!”

“If you say so.” I see the house Applejack was talking about up ahead. “There it is.”

Celestia is pouting the entire way, even as we walk up to the door. I don’t say anything as I knock a few times and wait. The door opens, but I’m surprised when I have to look down further than expected. A filly is standing there, looking all the way up at me in awe.

“Hi... Is Derpy around?”

“Mom?” The filly calls deeper into the home.

“Yes, Sweetheart?” Derpy asks.

“There’s a... come to the front door!”

I can hear the clicks of her hooves as she rounds the corner. That’s her, the same gray mare that I met all those months ago. Her eyes widen as she looks at me.

“Hey, Derpy—”

I’m thrown off guard as she launches herself up at me. I have to react fast as I wrap my arms around her to keep her from falling.

“Anon! It’s so good to see you!” Derpy shouts while nuzzling me. “It’s been so long! Where have you been?”

“A few weeks after you left, I got a job working directly under the princess.”

Derpy leans back with a broad smile. “Really?”

I nod my head to Celestia. “Yeah, really.”

Her eyes widen for a second time as she hops out of my arms and gives a bow.

“S-Sorry for my rudeness, Princess!”

“No need to bow. A friend of Anon’s is a friend of mine.”

Derpy looks between the princess and I. “Wow, I’m so happy to know you made things work.” Derpy looks to her hooves sadly. “I felt so guilty leaving you there in Manehattan. When I came back to Ponyville, I kept thinking about you, wondering if things were getting better or worse.”

“No need to feel down about that stuff. Everything is fine now, better than fine!” I try to cheer her up. “I came here for a reason.”

“You have?”

I nod as I reach into my pocket and pull out a bag of bits, the same bag Derpy gave me all that time ago. I not only filled it with the bits she gave me but a bit more than that too. I offer her the bag as she looks at it with wide eyes.

“T-That looks a lot bigger than the one I gave you,” She remarks.

“It is. Thank you for being so kind to me, Derpy. I know it took some time but here’s the money you gave me.”

She waves her forehooves in front of herself. “I didn’t expect it back! Let alone as much as you’re offering.”

“It’s alright, Derpy. Think of it as a gift.”

She hesitantly takes the bits. “Um, alright...” She then looks behind to the filly and remembers something. “Oh! I didn’t tell you, but this is my daughter Dinky!”

I kneel low, so I’m not as imposing. “Hello, Dinky.”

“You’re the creature Mom talked about?”

“Most likely. She helped me out when no one else would. I’m grateful for that.”

“That sounds like Mom.”

I reach out and pat her on the head before standing up and returning my gaze to Derpy. “It was nice seeing you again.”

“Leaving so soon?” Derpy looks rather down. “I was just making dinner, would you like to come in?”

“Um,”

“That would be lovely,” Celestia speaks out. “If you don’t mind, that is.”

“Of course I don't mind!” Derpy moves aside. “Please, come in!”

Celestia offers me a smirk as she steps inside. Well, I’m not upset, but I don’t like to intrude. However, as I see that sweet smile Derpy gives me, I already know I can’t back out now.

“Alright, thank you, Derpy.”

“No problem!” She says closing the door once I enter.

Celestia can't hold back her giggling and snorts as she listens to Derpy's stories about me.

"It was so strange having to teach something so giant the basics of Equestria. It took him a week to get that petting us was frowned upon. Everywhere we went, I'd often find him petting a random pony on the street."

Celestia looks over at me with a hoof covering her mouth. "You were petting ponies?"

My face is red. I didn't even know I could be this embarrassed about anything. "It's a comfort thing with humans. I didn't know it was an intimate gesture with ponies."

"Oh, Anon, remember when you asked about my wings?"

I facepalm. "Kill me now."

"What did he ask?" Celestia looks delighted with the pegasus.

Derpy is giggling to herself. "He asked if they were real!" Celestia is still trying her damnedest to hold back the laugh. "H-He even grabbed them and started to rub and squeeze them."

I wish I was dead. "Derpy, I told you a thousand times. I didn't know that wings were sensitive like that."

"I didn't mind. It was more action than I had in years!"

That's all Celestia can take as she bursts out in laughter, rocking herself in place as she tries desperately to breathe. Dinky is just looking between all of us completely confused as to what we're talking about. Still, however embarrassing this moment is, seeing the genuine joy from both Celestia and Derpy is just enough for me to not jump off a bridge.

“Thanks again, Derpy.”

“No need to thank me, I was doing the right thing. Be sure to visit again!”

“I will.”

Derpy looks up at the Princess and bows. “Goodbye, Princess.”

“I’ve enjoyed my time in your home. Pleasant dreams, my little pony.”

With one last wave, Celestia and I walk down the street and off into the night.

“Well, that was unexpected,” I admit.

“Did you have fun?”

“I should be the one to ask that.”

Celestia smiles sweetly. “I had a great time, Anon. Thank you for showing this old mare that there are still new things to see in this world.”

I put my arm over Celestia’s withers and pull her close. “Would it be too bold of me to say that I want this to work between us?”

“You’ve certainly shown me that determination I’ve come to know for all these months.” She leans her head against my chest. “You won’t find me arguing against it.”

My heart flutters and a smile unlike any other breaks across my face. “Alright. I know our next day off won’t be for a very long time, but I already have a few ideas in mind.”

“Hmm?” Celestia raises a curious brow. “Is that so? Tell me, what else do you have in store for me?”

“Sorry, Tia, but you’ll just have to wait.”

She flinches slightly at hearing that nickname. “That unquestionably caught me off guard.”

“Too much?”

She shakes her head. “No, I don’t mind.”

“Good. I’ll save it for when we’re alone.”

“That is wise. While our courting will bring on many changes, we must remain professional when on the clock.”

“I get it. It’s what I signed up for.”

Celestia chuckles. “Always so accommodating.” She closes her eyes while leaning against me. “I feel like the luckiest mare in the world, and all it took was a creature from another world.”

“And as it so happens, my true love was on another planet,” I remark with a smile.

Celestia is about to say something but a vortex of magic opens before her as a rolled up parchment comes flying out. She catches it in her magic and quickly looks it over. She lets out a tired sigh.

“It appears our day off has come to an end.” She floats the note over to me.

Dear, Princess Celestia.

EVERYTHING HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!

From your former student, Princess Twilight.

“Well, she managed to hold the fort down for almost an entire day. She’s improving,” I compliment.

“No rest for us it seems,” Celestia says moving away from me and lighting up her horn. “Ready?”

“After you.”

She smirks before we both disappear back to Canterlot. Our date will be something we cherish, and while the future ahead for our relationship is slow going, one day things will move on from there but, for now, we’re both content with knowing how much we care for one another.