Onii-Chan's Interesting Life

"Ok, we got a lotta questions..." Pony Applejack said once Celestia had let Spike go (or after Luna let go of her ear). "Like, what kinda nickname is Daybreaker??"

"You can ask Nightmare Moon here." Celestia answered, sulking a little.

Pony Luna looked up. "Nightmare...? Why does that name seem familiar?"

"And why did she c-call Onii-chan 'Specs'?" Fluttershy added.

"It was my nickname in school." Spike sat up from the spot on the floor where he'd landed. "At least, it was with those two." He took the glasses Pony Lunu had found and put them on.

"Celestia and me...we were known for getting into trouble a fair bat during our school years. We thought 'Nightmare Moon' and 'Daybreaker' sounded badass."

"Oh, that mean you were chunky-bimbos?" Pinkie asked.

"Hey..." Luna and Celestia looked mildly offended. "I'm not chunky..."

"Don't you mean chewy-nibbles?" Rainbow asked.

Sunset chook her head. "No, it's chumba-nipples."

"No, it's jeweled-knee-bows." Rarity joined in. "Though why anyone would put bows there..."

"I thought it was chunder-bingo." Fluttershy spoke up.

"Girls, it's Chimp-you-butts...I think." Twilight scratched her head. "...or was it Chompy-nubbies?"

"Guys! It's 'Chunnibyou'." Celestia corrected them. They all just stared at her.

Sunset snorted. "Come on, that's just silly."

"It don't make no sense at all." Applebloom added.

Spike, meanwhile, was too busy laughing like an idiot.

"That's what I said!" Rainbow protested. "It's Chewy-nibbles!"

"You said it was chibi-nipples!" Sweetie accused Scootaloo.

"It's anime! Everything is chibi!"

"Then explain that show Onii-chan was watchin' last week!" Applebloom cut in. "An' ah still say it's pronounced chompy-biggles."