My Little Ashikabi: The Chōwa Plan Saga

by Sage the Ero Harem Kami

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Flurry Heart, Comedy, My Little Pony Comic, Other, Romance, Mane-iac, Equestria Girls, Sex, Science Fiction, Profanity, Fleur de Lis, Violence, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Gore
Length: 4034

An American delinquent goes to Japan to escape his asshole family and to start a new life. He hoped for a normal quiet life with just him and his pet badger but that all changed when a hot pink-skin amazon girl fell out of the sky right on top of him

"I don't give a damn what you or any of you bastards have to say!! You have belittled me, bullied me, neglected me, and made me feel like a complete waste of space!! You want me to become something great? I'm already great at something, beating the shit out of bastards like you!!!!"

Those were the last words that Marcel 'MK' Konton said to his parents and siblings after a very violent farewell. Now with the help of his very supportive grandparents, Marcel finds himself, his pet badger Amai, and what little possessions he has left on a first class trip to Japan. There he'll live at their old summer compound and start a new life without his parents breathing down his neck. Should be simple right? Wrong, it's not that simple and his life is about to get more complicated.

On the day he gets to Japan and is walking around the city a pink skinned amazon girl with massive knockers falls from the sky and lands on top of him. She introduces herself as Chōwa #88 Pinkie Pie and according to what she says, Pinkie and the rest of her kind are aliens from another world and are participants in a game called the Chōwa plan and that Marcel is her Ashikabi. Needless to say, Marcel is pissed off but not at Pinkie but at the assholes that created the Chōwa Plan, to begin with. Right then and there Marcel vows to Pinkie that he'll shut down the plan and kick the bastards responsible, even if it cost him his life.

After all, in order to have true Harmony, you first have to bring some Chaos to the mix.

Extra tags: Dark, Martial Arts, Super Powers, Ecchi

OC X Large Harem

MLP X Sekirei crossover fic, hope you all like!:pinkiehappy:

Disclaimer: I don't own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic or Sekirei

Mature content warning: A shit ton of fanservice, explicit sexual content, lots of violence, major swearing so no filters here, maybe a few racist remarks here and there, slight gore, some 4th wall breaking here and there, and one lucky bastard.

Published 2018-10-17 03:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-11-08 21:50:27 UTC

Chapter 1: Normal Arrivals and Strange Encounters

Author's Note

Here's the first chapter of my very first crossover story of one of my favorite animes!:pinkiehappy: Let me know what you guys think in the comments down below and if you have any suggestions then please don't be afraid to ask.

Chapter 1: Normal Arrivals and Strange Encounters

Chapter 1: Normal Arrivals and Strange Encounters

3rd POV - Airliner in route to Japan

[Play Music below to set the theme]

"Attention all passengers this is your Captain speaking. We are now ten minutes away from our final approach to Tokyo Japan. Please make sure your personal items are secure and fasten your seat belts as we will be landing shortly. Thank you for flying Red Sun Airlines and we hope to see you flying with us again."

As the intercom turned off the flight attendance girls started moving through the second class part of the plane to make sure the passengers were properly secure in their seats. Once done, they moved onto the first class passengers to do the same thing. One attendant went to the very front of the seats to wake up a certain important passenger pre-orders of his grandparents. He seemed to be asleep if the large blue blanket covering his entire person was anything to go by so she lightly shook him earning a low groan in the prosses.

"Excuse me Konton-Sama," The attendant, an Asain woman in her late thirties, said with a soft voice. "But we will be landing soon and I was told by your grandparents to wake you up before we landed so you could wake up properly."

The blanket shifted around a bit before a young man of American descendant poked his head out from under the warm confines of the blanket with a yawn. He appeared to be a 20-year-old African American that had short curly black hair, milk chocolate brown skin, and dark brown eyes. This was Marcel Konton, the now sole heir to the Konton clan fortune and a battle-loving delinquent. Due to personal reasons, Marcel has left his home from the United States and is now on his way to his grandparents old compound to live his life his way. Lucky for him his grandparents were very supportive of him and have arranged for him to be the new owner of their old summer compound in Tokyo.

"Thank you for letting me know Miss Trinity," Marcel said while rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

"You're most welcome Konton-Sama," Trinity said with a smile. 'Would you require anything else before we land?"

"Does getting your number count as requiring anything?" Marcel asks with a smirk.

"Now now Konton-Sama I don't think your grandparents would approve of you trying to court a woman that's almost twice your age," Trinity said with a giggle and slight blush on her cheeks.

Marcel snorted at that.

"Please, my grandparents would be thrilled that I'm taking interest in a woman despite the age difference," Marcel said. "They're very understanding and accepting so as long we're both happy they won't care."

"Well, you have some very good grandparents Konton-Sama now if you no longer require anything, I will continue my rounds," With that Trinity gave a short bow and walked off.

Marcel smiled at but then gave a deep sigh as he stared out the window. He could see the large island of Japan come into view and it kept getting closer as the plane hummed on.

"So that's gonna be my new home huh?" Marcel mutters to himself. "Well, it's gonna be shit loads better than back in the states I know that much."

It was then that the blanket in his lap started to move and shift gaining his attention. He lifts it up and a female American Badger with a pink bandanna around her neck is seen shaking itself while giving a yawn. Marcel smiles and rubs the sow's back earning him a pleased growl from her.

"Hey Amai, did you sleep okay?" Marcel asked his furry companion.

Amai answers him by climbing up his chest and licking his face causing the boy to laugh.

"I take that as it was good wasn't it?" A nod was his answer. "Great and good news girl we're about to land in Tokyo soon girl and our new lives will begin."

Amai gave a bark of agreement and Marcel strapped his seatbelt and waited for the plane to land.

[Stop Music]

Three hours later - Streets of Tokyo

[Play Music below for exploring the city]

Once the plane landed, Marcel had to go through the whole legal process of getting a citizenship for Japan and all that jazz but after many hours it was done and he can now legally own the compound. We can now find the young man and his badger walking too their new home as they want to get familiar with the town they will be calling home for the foreseeable future. Speaking of the duo we can see our protagonist walking down the street now and now that he isn't sitting down and being covered by a blanket anymore we can see what he looks like better.

He stands at 4'4ft with a muscular-lean body and 6-pack abs that's perfect for almost all forms of combat. His attire is a green camo muscle shirt with kanji for Chaos in gold on the front, black cargo pants with a white training belt around the waist, and gray and white Converse sneakers on his feet. He also wears a blue jean jacket with a tribal badger in black markings and the kanji for Badger Lover under it, a royal blue cap rests atop his head with the kanji for Delinquent in white on the front, and on his hands are storm gray fingerless sparring gloves with the initials MK on the back of both hands in bright green. To finish off his outfit he has a pair of gray and black wireless headphones that can double as speakers hanging around his neck and a pair of green sports sunglasses covering his eyes. Amai can also be seen hanging off of his left shoulder looking very content just hanging onto her two-legged friend's shoulder.

The two are currently walking around while looking for a restaurant to get some food while also getting some well-needed exercises from the long flight trip. I should also mention the Marcel has a red and black pack on his back and a large matching duffle bag being carried in his left hand. In his right hand, he has his smartphone out while following the GPS to an all you can eat buffet that has both American and Asian food. The best part is they allow pets of almost any size as long as they don't make a mess.

"Okay we should be getting closer to the restaurant Amai," Marcel said to his badger. "Then it's triple bacon cheeseburgers for the both of us."

Amai started to drool at the thought of that. She has loved triple bacon cheeseburgers ever since Marcel shared some with her a few years ago. Besides sleeping, eating one of mankind's greatest culinary delight is her favorite pass time. Marcel noticed her expression and couldn't help but chuckle to himself as he remembered the look on the badger's face when she first tried one of his favorite foods. He laughed so hard he almost passed out but it would have been worth it, he even managed to get a picture of Amai's expression and has it saved as the screensaver of his phone.

"In other news, Minaka Hiroto the founder and CEO of MBI has just announced that the multi-billion dollar company has just bought out 80% of the capitals stocks."

Marcel looks up to a jumbo screen to see a reporter talking to the bizarre looking man known a Minaka Hiroto. Minaka is a slender, bespectacled man with tall and spiky white hair. He is entirely wrapped in the color white as he's wearing a pure white suit with a white shirt underneath, a pair of white pants, gloves and robe. Marcel couldn't help but frown as the man in white started to go on and give a speech about the new age of gods or some shit.

'Okay seriously, what does this psycho looking mother fucker hope to gain from buying up the capital?' Marcel pondered in his head. 'They're already the richest company in the world for pharmaceutical, economic, technological and medical network controlling the world in every field and have access to possibly the most advanced technology mankind has ever. Hell, last time I checked they're so filthy rich they have their own private army. So the question remains, what the hell does Mid Bio-Informatics hope to accomplish by buying out Tokyo?'

"Grrrrrrrr."

Marcel snaps out of his mental debate when he hears a growl in his ear. He turns to his left to see Amai giving him a look of annoyance which is basically badger for "I'm hungry, give me food you two-legged bastard." The human could only sweatdrop and chuckle sheepishly at the look the sow is giving him.

"Sorry, Amai I guess I spaced out a bit," Marcel apologized while petting the badger's head. "Let's go and get us something to eat okay? Then afterward we can go check out our new home."

Amai gave a bark of agreement and they continued on their way. To save time, Marcel took a turn into an alley because according to his phone's GPS they'd be at the restaurant in a matter of minutes. Now you might be thinking when is the shit ton of fanservice you promised gonna show up? Well, loyal reader, you know the old saying all good things come to those who wait, mother fucker.

"LOOK OUT BELOW!!"

Marcel's head snapped up just in time to see a large figure fall from the sky.....

"OH SHI-!!"

*CRASH!!!*

.....and slam right on top of him. But before he lost consciousness he was able to get one last thought in.

'Whatever hit me smells like a freaking cake factory.'

[Stop Music]

Unknown Location

[Play Music below]

There is a place where no human has ever gone before and they probably never will. Sure they have gone to the moon and a bit beyond explored the deepest ocean floors and have even ventured under the planet's crust. But to get to this place you have to have access to a certain energy that has thought to only be in fairytales, magic, and I'm not talking about that smoke and mirrors parlor crap I'm talking real fireball conjuring demon summoning type of magic. But even then your gonna need magic that's above god level if you're gonna be able to open a doorway to one of these planes of existence.

Anyway, the entirety of this plane, like pretty much all others, is completely barren of anything and everything for there is no color, no life, no nothing for this place nothing but an empty wasteland of blackness. You can't even tell what's up, down, left, right, forward, backward, and sideways. You get the idea basically any place like these are normally empty of everything and everyone.

Except for this particular plane for there is actually something and someone here.

The something happens to be a massive tree that looks like is made entirely out of crystal. It shone like a beacon in the dark barren plane with a multitude of bright colors from the base of its roots to the tips of its branches. Speaking of which, spread out in the center of the branches hanging from a different limb seems to be six large gem-like buds, like that of a sakura flower that has yet to bloom. Each bud looked pretty much the same except for their colors. The first bud was red, the second was orange, the third was green, the fourth was violet, the fifth was baby blue, and the sixth was purple. At that moment the baby blue bud started to flash on and off brightly while vibrating slightly which cause the tree to also flash as if beckoning someone over to it.

*CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

The sound of high heels suddenly began to echo throughout the plane and they seem to be getting closer to the flashing crystal tree. It wasn't long before a figure stepped out off the shadows to reveal themselves as a woman but one could tell right away that this woman was not human at all but had human-like characteristics.

The woman was tall like impossibly tall standing at a solid 12ft in height with the body of a goddess having large M-Cup boobs that are both firm and perky but still soft to the touch, very wide baby making hips with an equally large wide plushie ass, and long smooth yet thick toned legs. Her attire is a short bright rainbow toga that did nothing to hide her drop dead gorgeous body and silver colored high heels that show off her human-feet. Her face was soft and angelic with arctic blue eyes that bring out her long luscious dark red hair that reaches past her ass. Now the none human characteristics were easy to spot as she had a long unicorn-like horn poking out from her head, a long fluffy tail that is the same color as her hair can be seen gliding lightly behind her, and a pair of large angelic wings can be seen folded comfortably on her back. Her ears are the strangest thing as they seem to be a pair of furry pony ears that are the same color as her skin making the towering woman look cute.

"What has got you so worked up this time old friend?" The woman asked the tree in a motherly voice as she stops in front of the tree.

She notices the baby blue gem bud flashing brightly making her put her hand over her mouth with a surprised gasp.

"Oh my, so it seems Laughter may have found her Ashikabi," The woman said. "But it doesn't seem she has emerged with them yet as the bud has not either shone brighter than the sun nor has it bloomed. But to do the last one would mean the Ashikabi needs to be incredibly powerful."

The woman crossed her arms under her massive milk jugs while having a thoughtful expression on her beautiful face.

"This can go either very good or very bad but this all depends on who the Ashikabi that Laughter has found," The woman said out loud. "We may need to observe them and hope that once they get stronger they'll help us old friend."

As if answering her, the crystal tree started to glow brightly before a large throne perfect for someone her size made of the same crystals of the tree conjured into existence in front of the tree with two large fluffy pillows in the seat. Then a crystal ball the size of a large beach ball rose out from the ground and seemed to hover in place in front of the throne. The woman smiled widely as she knew what the tree wanted.

"I see," She said with a knowing look. "Very well my old friend we shall do it your way and observe this Ashikabi for ourselves. Hopefully, we will be able to learn where their morals stand and what kind of person they are."

The woman walked over to the new thrown and sat down, causing her massive melons to jiggle wildly as she had no bra under her toga. She wiggled her large ass around to get comfortable and as she crossed her left leg over her right leg you could briefly see under her short toga that she wore no panties as well. She then turned her attention over to the crystal ball as it started to show the alley in Tokyo that Marcel went through earlier.

"Let us see what you have in store for us My Little Ashikabi."

[Stop Music]

Random ass Alley in Tokyo - 3rd POV

[Play Music below and repeat the song if it ends before you're done]

Marcel groaned as he started to come around to the land of the waking. He didn't know what hit him but it was hard and it was heavy. The young American was surprised that he wasn't dead after that hit but when you train with someone as crazy as his grandfather for almost all your life you gotta learn to recover quickly otherwise you're dead. Although Marcel was pretty sure no one smells like a fucking cake factory when they hit you.

'Goddamnit, it feels like I got hit by an eighteen wheeler full of pastries or some stupid shit.'

As he sat up and rubbed his head Marcel heard a loud exaggerated gasp come from above him. He looks up and his entire vision is filled with a pair of large baby blue eyes that are filled with excitement and curiosity.

"WHOAH!!" Marcel shouts and jumps back in surprise as he grabbed his rapidly beating heart.

The owner of the eyes gave a very girlie giggle at my expression making him a little ticked.

"What the hell is your problem woman!?!?" Marcel shouts but then groan as he grabs his head. He's still a little disorientated so he can't see her clearly but what he can tell is that she has pink hair.

"Sorry about that I was just checking to make sure you were okay," The girl said in a childish peppy voice. "You are okay aren't you? I mean I did hit you pretty hard and I'm surprised you didn't go splat on the floor!!"

"Trust me when I say I'm okay," Marcel reassured the woman as he stood up and dusted himself off. "It's not the first time I've been knocked on my back like this and it probably won't be the last."

"Wow for a little guy you're made out of some pretty sturdy stuff huh?" The woman asked innocently.

Now if there is anything that can trigger Marcel is people making fun of his height. He doesn't hate it per say but it gets annoying pretty quick when people always think he's a damn pre-teen and even if they know he's an adult they like to tease him about it which pisses him off. The only person that could get away with any comment about his height is his grandmother, and unfortunately for this girl in front of him, she isn't his grandmother.

"Okay listen here lady I don't appreciate people who aren't my grandmother making comments about my height so would you ju-URK!!"

Whatever Marcel was about to say died in his throat as he lifted his head up to look at the woman. His jaw dropped towards the ground and his eyes widen so comically wide that they can be seen from behind his sunglasses. The reason for his expression was because he was finally able to get a good look at the woman that fell on top of him and she was definitely not human.

"Wh-What the hell are you supposed to be!?!?" Marcel shouted out in shock. "Cause you are definitely not human!!

"Well, of course, I'm not human you silly filly!! I'm Chōwa #88 Pinkie Pie and it's super great to meet you!!"

The now named Pinkie Pie was indeed not human by any means. She stood at 6'10, had bubblegum pink skin, wide baby blue eyes, a mop of poofy curly hair that looks like a darker shade of pink than her skin, furry pony-like ears the same color as her skin, and a long poofy tail that's the same color as her hair. Her body was very pudgy but she some pretty toned muscles on her arms and legs. Her boobs are a double G-Cup and she has wide child bearings hips along with a fat jiggly ass that would ripple like water if you slap it. Finally, her attire consisted of an open dark pink jacket over a yellow v-cut shirt that showed off a lot of cleavages, baby blue jean short shorts, thigh-high socks with baby blue and yellow stripes, and hot pink and white high top sneakers.

'Holy shit bro!! How the hell can a woman that's so freakishly tall look cute and sexy at the same damn time?' Marcel thought to himself with an atomic blush on his face.

It was then he remembered what this Pinkie Pie girl said a moment ago.

"Wait, Chōwa #88?"

The girl nodded her head so fast Marcel was worried she was gonna get whiplash.

"Yepperoni! And I want you to be my Ashikabi!" Pinkie exclaimed while jumping in place making her funbags bounce wildly. "So will you become my Ashikabi? Will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya?!"

As the alien female asked our protagonist the same question over again while jumping in place making her fat boobs bounce while giving a cute happy looking puppy dog face, Marcel could only say the most intelligent thing he could think of at the moment.

"Uh...... say what now?"

Meanwhile, Amai was looking back and forth between her human friend and the tall pink girl in confusion. But then her stomach growled causing her to whine and weep crocodile tears as she was really wanting those triple decker bacon cheeseburgers right about now as she was so hungry. The poor badger just wanted to get moving already and wished something would happen to get them moving.

A wise man once said be careful what you wish for because they will sometimes come true but not in the way you would expect it.

[Stop Music]

[Play Music Below]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

The human, the Amazon, and the badger snapped their head further down the alleyway when they heard that scream.

"What the flying hell was that?!?!" Marcel exclaimed with Amai whining in worry. Or was it hunger? Maybe both... bah it doesn't matter.

"That sounded like another Chōwa," Pinkie said while making Marcel confused.

"Wait how do you know?" But he wouldn't be answered as Pinkie started to run in the direction of the screaming making the human curse. "Shit, come on Amai we gotta go after her!!"

Amai gave a few barks and whines of confusion as her human grabbed his duffel bag and phone. That's badger for, "are you sure this is a good idea? We hardly know who or what this woman is."

"I know that girl but I still have a lot of questions to ask her," Marcel explained while Amai climbed onto his shoulder. "Besides, I was going the same way she was going as it's against my code to not help someone in distress."

With that said, Marcel dashed down the alley to catch up to Pinkie Pie so he can help her in any way he can. As he ran he had one single thought run through his mind.

'Guess grandpa and grandma were right, in order for someone of our clan to have any type of peace for themselves or others you're gonna have to bring some chaos,' He couldn't stop the smirk that came to his face even if he wanted to. 'To bad for the poor bastard or bastards that made that person scream, chaos is literally in my name.'

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Next time on My Little Ashikabi: The Chōwa Plan -

"The game is setting Takami dear, a new age of the gods is about to begin!!"

"Hey fellas, I'm gonna give you one chance and one chance only to back off the pretty lady."

"Fuck you, nigga! Why don't you and your kind stop stealing our women and go back to Africa and sleep with the lions or some shit?!"

".......... grit your teeth you racist bastard because you Yakuza wannabe looking mother fuckers are about to lose em."

"Oh my goodness, Pinkie Pie is that you dear?"

"Yeah, it's me. What are you doing out by yourself Reversalis?"

Chapter 2: Random Rescues and Bizarre Exsplanations

Chapter 2: Random Rescues and Bizarre Explanations

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