Mima Hijacks a Fanfic.

by lordbrick651

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Crossover
Length: 2068

More Touhou than Pony, but I thought I might as well post this here.

This trainwreck of a fanfic.

That Mima Hijacked.

Oh Celestia this is a terrible idea.

Additional tags: [Touhou] [Crack Pairing]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-08-05 08:02:45 UTC

Mima Hijacks a Fanfic

~~~Abandonded Hakurei Shrine (PC-98)~~~

"...What.  No seriously, what was that.  I can not put it into words how I feel about this." Mima had just finished reading "Double Rainbow [Director's Cut]" and was completely flabbergasted at what she had read.

Mima was in Old Gensokyo, the PC-98 one, and was rather lonely, since everyone she really knew had gone the New Gensokyo, Yukari's Gensokyo.  Yuuka, Reimu, even her former pupil, Marisa had left.  However, she did manage (somehow) to find a computer, and slowly began to explore the internet over the years.  Her lastest fandom she picked up was My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.  She was, like everyone else, a bit skeptical at first, but soon came to love the show, and the fan created stuff.

"It makes NO sense... and yet... I love it.  Rainbow Dash with Rainbow Dash AND Rainbow Dash?  Oh man, that's crazy." Mima said to nothing, the only other person she knew that was still her, Shinki, was busy running Makai.

Then Mima got an idea.  "Wait a second... if the bronies are willing to ship Rainbow Dash with herself twice... why hasn't anyone done that our own Ms. Shipped-with-everything?"  She had to find a way to make this happen, but first, she had to get into the New Gensokyo.  But how?

This would be the part of the story where Yukari would pop out of one of her gaps and do something to advance the plot, but this wasn't Yukari's Gensokyo.  This was the Old Gensokyo.  Her Gensokyo.  Mima focused her vast power to open a portal between the two Gensokyos, but even with her magic it was very tiring and difficult.

~~~Yukari's Home~~~

Yukari was taking a quick, three day nap when she felt something out of place.  Someone was trying to get into Gensokyo.  She saw a portal slowly begin to open in her house.  She could have easily closed it, right there and then, but she thought, "Meh, this might be interesting."  The portal opened up fully, and Mima quickly floated through.

"Oh, I don't believe we've met... officially, anyway.  But that's not the point, the point is, what are you doing here, Mima?"

"Me?  Well, Yukari, I'm here for one... maybe two things tops."

"You've come back to be in the new Touhou game?"

"No, well, maybe, not sure yet."

"Then, do tell, why ARE you here before me?"

"I'm here... to ship Marisa with herself!  TWICE!"

"...What."

"Long story... actually, why don't I show you."

The two of them went on to Equestria Daily, searched up Double Rainbow, and Mima showed Yukari the fanfic that started this whole thing in the first place.

"What the...  I'm at a loss for words..."

"See?  That's why we gotta do it with Marisa!"

"Ok, I like fooling around as the next youkai, but even I think this is a trifle..."

"So, you want the ponies to have crazier shipping than Touhou?"

"...Let's do this."

~~~Outside Marisa's Home~~~

The gap youkai and the evil spirit arrived just outside of Marisa's house in the Forest of Magic.  They had already planned what to do and everything.  Mima would first lure Marisa out of her house, then Yukari and Mima would use their powers to clone Marisa twice, and then the rest should fall into place easily.

"Ok, here I go.  Marisa!  Come out, come out!  It's me, Mima!"

Marisa came running out the door, as planned.  "M-Mima-sama?  Master Mima?"

"Now, Yukari!" The two of them combined their powers to turn one Marisa into three.

"It worked!  Yes! Now I-"

"Woah... there's three of me!"

"Awesome, now we can do three times the awesome things!"

"Alright, I'll head to Alice's, you head to Patchouli's, and you can head to Reimu's"

"Right" The three Marisa's then flew off in different directions.

"Wait, you're supposed to make out with each other!"

"Well, that was unexpected to say the least.  Maybe you taught your student to be a bit 'too' diligent."

"So now what am I supposed to do?  Fly around and chase down three Marisas?"

"That would be one way to do it."

"But really, I don't want to.  It's just too hard and I don't like it that way."

"In that case, I have another idea.  You just need to write them all back together."

"And how do I do that?  Even in here, that wouldn't work."

"You'll just need to do it on the other side of the fourth wall."

"Ah... I see what your talking about, mind giving me a lift there then?"

"No problem, but just leave my character alone."

"I've read, like, three hundred fanfictions at home, I think I can do this."

"Very well, just jump in this gap."  Yukari opened a gap to what looked like someone's room.  At the computer, there was a young man typing up the story they were in.  Mima jumped on in and was ready to take over this fanfic.

~~~Author's Room~~~

Mima was now in the room where the story-

"Hey, human, move out of the way."

Is... is that really Mima?

"Sorry, kid, but I need to take over this story NOW."

Gah!  Cripes, okay, go ahead, just don't hurt me!

Alright, I'm in control now, the human ran upstairs,f reaking out the whole way.  Man, that's hilarious.  Right, now let's get back to buisness, I think I'll start with the Marisa at Alice's house.

~~~Alice's Home~~~

Although Marisa was having a pleasent chat with Alice, her mind began to wander over to the other Marisas, and started thinking of all the things they could do to each other.

"Is everything alright, Marisa?"

"Oh, yeah, everything's alright, Ze~.  It's just... for some reason, I'm thinking about my clones."

"Since when do you have clones?"

"Since a few minutes ago."

"Oh... well, maybe you should call them over and we could have some... fun."

Wait, that's not supposed to happen.  Uh...

"Oh, uh, what type of fun did you have in mind, Alice?"

"Oh, we could hav-"

CUPCAKES!

"-e cupcakes.  Wait, why di-"

ALICE WANTS TO TURN MARISA INTO CUPCAKES!

"-d... ah never mind, Marisa, want to help me make... cupcakes?"  Alice now had a somewhat vicious, and partly confused look on her face.

"Uhm, I'm not sure what's going on here, but I gue-"

RUN MARISA!  IT'S A TRAP!

"-ss I'll run from your trap.  Wait, why would t-"

RUN!

"-his... this.. this is mytimetorunseeyabye!"  And Marisa flew off back towards her house for safety, and maybe to see the other Marisas.

...Okay phew, one down, two to go.  Shame, I actually like MariAri, but now is not the time for that.  Let's go after the one in the Scarlet Devil Mansion now.

~~~Scarlet Devil Mansion Library~~~

Marisa was pocketing a few books, although she claimed she was only borrowing them.  She managed to fill half her bag when Patchouli showed up.

"THIEF!!!"

"Aww crap, time to book it out of here."

Patchouli had activated a spellcard, one of her best, Sun Sign [Royal Flare].

Wait, Royal Flare?  Crap, that's hard to capture, and I need all of the Marisas un-torched.  Uh... Let's see...

The difficult pattern slowly began to surrond Marisa, when suddenly... the bullets fizzled out.

"Wait, that's not supposed to happen, I'm in good health today and had a go-"

NO YOU DIDN'T!  YOU ARE SICK, PATCHY, REALLY SICK!

"-od br... ooohhh... suddenly I don't feel so good..."

"Oh Patchouli?  Are you okay?  Maybe I should come back another time."

"Not until you *cough cough* give back my books."

"But I'm only bo-"

LEAVE THE BOOKS AND JUST FLY HOME FOR MAKEOUTS

"rrowing... you know what, I'll leave them here, I suddenly don't want them anymore." And with that Marisa flew home, leaving the books behind, and heading towards where the other Marisas will be.

"Not wanting the books? *cough* Something's not right here..."

And now, off to the Hakurei shrine.

~~~Hakurei Shrine (Windows)~~~

"...and then I flew over here to ask you what you can do about this."

Crap, Marisa's asking about fixing the clones.

"Hmm, so which one of you is the original?"

"Uh... I don't know, Ze~."

"You don't know which one is the real Marisa?"

"I think we're all the real Marisa, just there's three of us now. I bet if you ask the other two, they'd sa-"

THAT THIS IS THE REAL MARISA!

"-y that I'm the real Marisa.  Wait, no, no they wouldn't."

YES THEY WOULD NOW HURRY AND GO HOME SO I CAN ACTUALLY WRITE THE SAUCY STUFF!

"...weird... part of me says they WOULD say that.  Anyway, I have to go now, something about sauce."

"O...K?  See you later, Marisa."  Marisa then took off for her house where the other two would be waiting for her.

"...I bet Yukari is behind this somehow."

Oh crap.

"I should ask her about this."

OH CRAP! Think, Mima, think... how to distract Reimu... uh.. AHA!

Suddenly, when Reimu was about to leave for Yukari, money started raining into her donation box!

"...Dammit Yukari..."

CRAP! It didn't work!

"I SUPPOSE someone will have to use this... and the shrine IS looking like it could use a touch-up."

OH MY WORD IT ACTUALLY WORKED!  Phew.  Now, onto the fun part.

~~~Marisa's Home~~~

Back at Marisa's house, the three Marisa's reunited inside and started having some tea.

"So, then I felt like I had to come back here."

"Me two, It was like something was kinda guiding me back."

"Same here, maybe it was some sort of fate like thing."

"Nah, that's stupid."

"Yeah, why would fate try to push us together?"

BECUASE I'M TRYING TO SHIP YOU THREE, THAT'S WHY!

"YOu hear that?"

"I think so."

"Do we listen to the voice or ignore it?"

LISTEN TO MIMA!  GET NAKED AND MAKEOUT!

"T-The voice told us to get naked..."

"And Makeout..."

"Listen to Mima... where is Mima anyway?"

"Last time we saw her, she was with Yukari and she did this to me, er, us."

"Well, why?"

"She said something about shipping us."

"What, Marisa and Marisa and Marisa?  That's just crazy."

"Where would Mima get an idea like that?"

"Actually, remember that one fanfic I, er, we read?"

"The one with the Rainbow Dash clones?"

"Yeah that one.  I think she's trying to cause that to happen."

"Wait, you mean..."

Yes.

"She wants us to..."

YES!

"Take over Gensokyo?"

YE- Wait what?

"I think that's what she wants."

NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT!

"Hold up, now the voice is saying not to take over Gensokyo."

"Ugh, this is getting nowhere fast."

~~~Author's Room~~~

Dammit Dammit DAMMIT!  Why aren't they making out yet?  I'm in control and they're still not listening.

"Okay, you've had your fun, and I bore of this... disaster."

Yukari?  Wait no, I'm not done yet!

"Yes you are, it's time to let the author fix your mess."

But he caused the clones in the firs-

"Doesn't matter, now you are going back to your Genoskyo, I'm un-cloning Marisa, and the author is coming back and will finish this story."

...Can you at least tell him to ship Rainbow Dash and Marisa...

"...Fine"

Okay, let me check over what happened with my sto- HOLY COW, that's a bit of a train wreck, I'll try to fix this mess.

~~~Marisa's Home~~~

The three Marisa's were talking about what the voice was telling them to do, and all in all, ended up sitting around doing nothing, untill there was a knock at the door. One of the Marisa's answered the door.

"Hello? Oh, hey Yukari."

"Hey Marisa... or at leats one of them.  Can you call the other two of you over here?"

"Uh, sure.  HEY OTHER MARISAS, YUKARI WANTS TO SEE ALL OF US!"  The other two Marisa's joined the first Marisa and Yukari began fixing the mess that Mima and herself caused.  The three returned to one.

"There we go, Marisa, back to normal.  But there is one other thing to do.  I promised Mima that I would."

"Promised Mima what?"  Yukari opened a gap out flew a light blue pegasus pony with rainbow mane and tail.

"Woah, hey, what the?  This isn't Ponyville."

"I'll leave the rest to the author.  The real one."  She laughed rather robustly as she walked away through a gap. Yukari's last few words echoed as she left. "Just tell me when your finished. Fufufufu."

"Finish what?  Ah, dammit Yukari."

"So... am I stuck here until you finish... whatever your supposed to finish?"

"I think so, uh..."

"I'm Rainbow Dash."

"Name's Marisa, Ze~."

"So..."

"Wanna Makeout?"

"Sure, why not?"

~~~Abandonded Hakurei Shrine (PC-98)~~~

Mima was back at the shrine, on the computer, now waiting for a certain fanfic that she partly wrote to show up.

"...Hope he remembered to ship those two.  What would it be called... MariDash?  RainbowMari? Hmm..."

~THE END~