half life: full pony consequences

by 16BitHeros

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Random
Length: 1128

john freeman falls into the pony wold

john freeman uses a portal gun and it but eploads and he is falling into the pony world from the top of sky and has to stop the combines and headcrab zombies.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-01 19:33:43 UTC

the story

John freeman had beaten all of the combines, and saved the day from his evil brother who wasn’t really evil because there was cobine science on his face. The tower thet was as tall as up to the sun was about to explode and john freeman was going to get exploded .

John freeman was about to be exploaded but he looked over and saw a dead combine holding a gun that was like the gun from the game portal but it had combine colors and it looked cool. John freeman ran fast to the dead combine and grabbed the portal gun.

“Today is not the day that I will be exploud.” Said john freeman.

Just then a bolt of electicity shot the portal gun and the gun exploaded into a portal.

“oh no!” yelled john freeman, but it was too late and he fell unto the portal, and then the tower exploaded.

John freeman was falling and quickly from the top of the sky, but he did backflips and landed on his feet and he stood up.

“where am I.” said john freeman and he looked around and saw pants and trees and no combines this time.

John freeman looked at the ground and found wepon, and he grabbed it but it was out of bullets.

“I need to find new wepon fastly so I can bet the combies and headcrab zombies.” John freeman thought

John freeman started to walk fast to find a town to get back to his house and get new wepon too and found a town but it wasn’t full of people, it was full of ponies.

“what is going on?”said john freeman.

Just then a purple pony who was a unicron who was namet tighlight sparkle walked up to john freeman

“you are a humen” twilight said to john freeman and she knew he was because she was the smartest pony and she had lots of books and also she knew magic.

“I need to get to where there are humens because they will be sad and think I am dead” john freeman said

Just then a headcrab jumped out and attacked twighlight but john freeman stooped it and punched it with his fist and the headcrab was vanquished.

“tanks for the help john freeman” said twilight

“no problem” said john freeman

“there are lots of headcrab zombies here because of combines are using them for science and it is sad and mean” twilight sparkle said and that made john freeman angry and mad because combines are bad and mean and he needs to stop them

“we need to stop them with the omelets  of harmony” twilight sparkle said. And john freeman knew what had tobe done

“I will help you stop the combines!” john freeman yelld to twighlight sparkle triumphant.

John freeman raced like the speed of light to the castle to get the omelents of harmony and he was with twilights friends who was names applejack Fluttershy rarty pink pie and ranebow dash. But then the had to stop because there was lots of pony headcrab zombies and some combines and striders and john freemen still had no wepon.

“how we get past headcrab zombies and combines without wepons” asked john freeman

“I know how because I learned spells to help” said twilight and she used he magic to make a rocket lancher for john freeman and she ran and started to do magic lasers with her horn and killed lots of headcrab zombies and some combines.

“stop right there!” yelled the combines with anger. And the combines were like normal combines but were like horse instead.

Ranebow dash flew high to the top of the sky and crashed like nuclear bomb infront of combiens and combines died.

Pink pie was singing songs and that made combines nice and they stopped fighting

Fluttershy was scared and hiding and didn’t want to kill noone but she used her pet bears and they ate some of the headcrab zombies

Rarty used her magic to shoot lasers at combines and the headcrab zombies and they turned into diamonds

John freeman was fighting lots of headcrab zombies ank killed them and then he attacked the combines and blew up a strider with the rocket gun and it fell on some combines and they were squish.

“we have to keep going and get the elements of harmony so we can save the day” said john freeman and the ran fastly to get to the castle

When they got to the castle they ran inside but inside there was more combines and they didn’t know how come.

“you will never reach the omelets.” Said princess celesta, but she was evil because combines made her evil and she was like nightmare moon but she was evil from combine science and not black.

“Oh no princess celesta is evil from combines and we need to save her!” yelled twiliggt sparkle

John freeman looked around and saw the elements behind the evil princess. John freeman new that knocking of the combine science made them good again and he needed to do that to stop her do john freeman jumped on a combines head and did a karate kick into the combine science and it flew off and explode and the princess was okay. And the combines were mad and angry because john freeman ruined their plan to take over the world

“john freeman you have ruined our plans to take over the world and we will kill you!” yelled the combines in angry but john freeman shot them with his rocked launcher and they died.

John freeman grabbed the box that was the box that hat the elemens of harmony in it and then the six ponies used them and all the headcrab zombies turned back into ponies and they were happy.

Then a portal opened up behind john freeman and it was to the humen world and john freeman was happy because he cold go home but he was sad because he would leave his friends behind and john freeman was crting but it was manly cry like man.

“I will miss you guys” said john freeman with sad and all the ponies hugged him and that made him happy

“goodbye jon freeman sait twilight sparkle and she waved to him as he went through the portal.

John freeman was happy that he was home and his son was happy and surprised because he thougt he expload.

“I thought you explode.” Said henry freeman to john freeman

“I found portle gun and was safe and now I am home and am happy.”

Then a letter appeared infornt of john freeman and it said “John freeman discred is escaped and we need your help.”

To be continued?