The Nose Knows

by anonpencil

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Porn, Fetish, Random
Length: 1748

Twilight can't get any sleep, so she tries to figure out a way to get rid of Applejack's stuffy nose. The solution she finds involves... beans.

Twilight is having a sleepover with Applejack, but things aren't going as planned. She just won't stop snoring! If only Twilight could find some tool to unclog her stuffy nose with. But what could she use?

Hmmm... what about that mysterious can sitting by the bed?

WARNING: Contains skullfucking of the nose, vore, micro, sleeping mare, female orgasm, and, of course, BEANIS.

Written as a commission from Mikesnipe. So... thanks for that I guess? I'm vaguely sorry to everyone.

Published 2018-10-12 19:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-10-12 19:00:01 UTC

Unbeanownst to Applejack...

~*~

Twilight glared at her roommate where she was sleeping peacefully. Her snores had started out quiet, but they’d quickly grown in noise and intensity over the course of the evening, and now Twilight was wide awake. It was strange, she’d had sleepovers with Applejack before, and it had never been much of a problem. But whether it was the change in weather, the humidity, or that the other mare just had a cold, this snoring was akin to a bear being punched suddenly in the ribs at random intervals.

What she should do was wake her up. Obviously. But Twilight remembered all too well that Applejack often flailed herself awake, and that her kick could break a hip bone if poorly placed. It wasn’t worth the risk of bodily harm.

No, she’d have to figure out a way to solve this problem with magic, as she did with every other problem in her life. But how?

Twilight got up and trotted quietly over to examine her friend more closely. She was breathing through her mouth just fine, but occasionally, her throat just seemed to catch on itself, and out came a bellowing, horrifying snore explosion. As Applejack breathed in, it also seemed like her nose clamped shut a little on one side with each heavier breath. Maybe… it was clogged? Twilight squinted down into it, but it was impossible to tell for sure.

She raised a hoof, tempted to probe the little opening, but she quickly realized that doing that would probably result in injury or tragedy. She needed a more defined tool for getting in there, and some way to get in close without being too at risk of getting kicked.

A quick glance around the room quickly told her that she didn’t have any instruments small or refined enough to do the job well. It was too late at night for her to run out to any stores either. It seemed she was stuck.

“Think, Twilight,” she said to herself, still glaring down at the little nostril. “You can do this, be resourceful, be… be…”

As she whispered this, her eyes suddenly fell upon a partially-eaten can next to the bed. As she recognized the label on it, an idea occurred to her.

“….be… beans!” she whisper shouted.

A sudden snore erupted from Applejack, and Twilight clapped a hoof over her mouth.

As she stood there in silence, she magically levitated a glop of bean paste out to hover in front of her. Very carefully, the manufactured the bean paste into the shape of a long, probing tool. She kept the base wider, so it would not slip into the nostril all the way, and in the end it looked like… like…

Well, it looked like a penis. A penis made of beans. A beanis, if you will.

Now, to avoid being hurt while still being precise! Doing the probing from afar would be too difficult to control magically. The answer was strange, but obvious, and was at least something Twilight had done before.

“Sorry, AJ,” she said with a sigh. “If I don’t do this, I’ll never get any sleep.”

Her horn lit up, and then her whole body quickly began to shrink. Smaller and smaller she grew, until she was tiny enough to fit on the flat of a pony’s hoof. She watched the room grow around her until she felt dwarfed by even her own books on the shelves. If she was like this, she thought, she could stay close enough to Applejack’s face that she wouldn’t get kicked should she wake up. At the same time, being so small left her very vulnerable. Trying to quell her nerves, she swallowed hard and took flight, bringing the hefty little beanis will her.

Very carefully, she brought herself in front of Applejack’s nose, and lowered herself down to sit on the other pony’s upper lip. It twitched under her hooves at first, but then went still and AJ didn’t stir any further. In front of her, she could see the two curving openings of Applejack’s nostrils, barely big enough for her to stick a hoof inside. Her bean tool would be perfect for the task.

Slowly, she approached the nostril that kept clamping itself shut, beanis hovering at the ready.

“I sure hope this works,” she mumbled, as she raised the tool and gingerly slid it into Applejack’s nose.

There was a soft, shlicking noise as the magical bean paste grated past mucous and nose hairs, finding its way deeper and deeper into AJ’s skull. Applejack moaned slightly in her sleep, as if in pleasure, as the beanis penetrated her sinuses. Twilight hoped it wasn’t hurting her too much as she drove it deeper and deeper, until at last, just as she expected, she felt the beans come across a barrier.

“Ah-hah,” she hissed. “Her nose is clogged? Now I just need… to…”

Gingerly at first, Twilight pulled the bean tool back a little, then pushed it deeper into her friend with a short, sharp thrust. She felt it impact the blockage, but the thing didn’t seem to move. She narrowed her eyes at the beanis-filled nostril, and retried the act. Another thrust, another soft moan from Applejack. Still no unclogging.

“Oh come on,” Twilight grumbled with a roll of her eyes.

She brought the bean tool out, and then rammed it in again, more forcefully this time. Her friend still did not wake up, and the nostril refused to clear. As she did it again and again, Twilight felt her muscles beginning to tire. Even with using magic on it, it was still so difficult to steady herself on AJs upper lip and keep penetrating that hold over and over. Maybe… she needed a different angle?

Hesitantly, Twilight rose to her back legs, with her front hooves on the tip of Applejack’s nose. Then, she magically adjusted the beanis so that it rested against her pelvis. Her muscles around her hips were terribly strong from all of the masturbation she did in private to relieve the stress of being a princess, and she knew that if she used them, she might have more luck.

As strange as it felt, it was worth a shot if it meant she had a chance at getting any sleep!

Twilight drew back her hips, then bucked them forward in a hard thrust, driving the beans again into her friend’s nose. She felt a vibration of the tool hitting the blockage ripple all the way through her lower belly and hips, to more intimate areas. It almost felt… good! Twilight blushed as she pulled the beanis out, and tried another thrust. Again, that impact sent a vibration of pleasure through Twilight’s loins.

Both ponies moaned softly, as Twilight began to thrust more aggressively now. She still wanted to clear her friend’s nostril, but this was also getting to feel pretty amazing, if she was honest. Her hips began to buck in a fucking rhythm, forcing the beans in and out in quick succession.

She felt her inner thighs began to moisten with each stroke, and soon she was panting as she thrusted. She tried her best to stifle her moans as she fucked deep, back into Applejack’s skull, into the most personal part of her sinuses.

At last, she felt a strange slipping sensation against the beanis. Oh thank Celestia, the clog was coming loose! Twilight thrusted with abandon now, plunging her hips all the way to the edge of Applejack’s nostrils each time. She felt her vaginal muscles clench each time, and a sudden surge began to build in her.

Was… was she about to…

All at once, the blockage came free. The bean penis slid deep into her face, and the sensation was so strong that it Sent Twilight over the edge. She let out a wilting moan as the orgasm took her over, and a spurt of juices trickled out to stain her friend’s orange fur. A little trickled into AJ’s mouth as well. The soft smell of warm beans mixed with hot sex wafted through the air around them.

Then, before Twilight was ready, she heard and felt Applejack sniff. Then she sniffed again. Harder.

She felt a rumble under her unsteady hooves, as Applejack began to wake slightly. She needed to run, change size, get out of there! But… she was so tired and floaty. She simply tried to steady herself there, panting. Below her, Applejack’s lips moved dreamily.

“Hoo doggie,” Applejack mumbled. “Something sure smells dee-licious.”

Twilight let out a cry of alarm as Applejack’s lips parted. As Twilight desperately tried to get her horn or wings to work, to take her away from there, she saw a large, wave-like pink tongue extend from AJ’s mouth. She screamed as the wet, rough tongue reached up to come down on her like a slick, fleshy blanket. She tried to fight it to get away, but the tongue clamped over her, smelling like sleep and saliva. As she struggled, the muscle pulled her downwards, toward the gaping chasm of Applejack’s mouth. With a simple lick of her lips, AJ was about to consume Twilight.

The purple princess screamed, to no avail, as both her and her delicious smelling, treacherous beanis were swept between Applejack’s flat teeth, and into her mouth. Twilight tried to fly or swim against the saliva there, but everything was so slick that she couldn’t get a hoof-hold on anything. In an instant, she was inside, he mouth, then tumbling down past her tonsils. She felt the throat constrict around her, the muscles working like well-oiled machinery as they clamped onto her and moved her down, down, towards the other pony’s stomach.

“Applejack!” Twilight managed to wheeze out, as she was drawn deeper into AJ’s body. “Wake up! Please don’t eat me!”

But Applejack’s mouth was already closing into a smile. The orange pony licked her lips once more as she gave a hearty swallow. The enchanting flavor of warm beans filler her mouth, and she sighed as she slipped back into a restful, snore-less sleep.

-End-

Author's Note

This was done as a commission for Mikesnipe, my friend and fellow member of the Barcast. If you want to commission me, feel free to check my blog posts to see if I'm open.
And to you, Milk....

I FINALLY WROTE A FUCKING BEANIS FIC ARE YOU HAPPY YOU SON OF A BITCH???

-Pencil 😡