"Come on, Spike, it's time to wake up!"
"Uhhh. Just five 5 more minutes? Please?" Spike groaned.
It was the day of the Grand galloping gala, and Twilight Sparkle's schedule had been packed full of last minute work to get everything ready.
"Spike, you know how important this is to me. It's been years since Prince Anon visited, and since he's going to the gala, I want everything to be great! Plus, he's finally settling down and living here!"
"Okay. I'll get up. Just gimme a second."
Why does Twilight need to wake me up at 5 am? The sun isn't even up yet.
Although he had thick scales and was immune to most effects of the weather, Spike couldn't help but shudder at how cold the room was. Turning to his bedside table, he grabbed a bowl of gems he had left out and popped a couple in his mouth.
"Hey, TwiIight, who ish thish Pwinsh Anon? I don't fink I've ever met him."
"WHAAAAAT?! How have you not! He's only like, the best person in Equestria!"
"Really? Then how come I never hear anything about him?"
"Well, it's a really long story. I'm pretty sure I can take a minute away from the preparations to tell you. So, around the time in which Cadence was a little filly, Princess Celestia and Cadance were having dinner, when suddenly, a portal opened, and Anon fell onto the dinner table!"
"That seems kinda weird." Spike nodded, as he crunched on his gems.
"I know! CRAZY, right?! So, anyway, because Anon was a human, she adopted him as her nephew and taught him how to use magic. But, this is where it gets really cool. Anon is not from this planet, which means that his body doesn't have a way to store and use the magical field that surrounds Equestria. For us unicorns, our horn processes the magic and allows us to use it. For pegasi, they have wings, which is another way to process the magic. For earth ponies, the magic is put into their muscles. But Anon's body is unable to limit the amount of magic pouring it, so it makes him REALLY strong. He's also really smart and really fast because the magic running through his brain reduces his reaction time. Another really cool thing he can do is channel magical energy into SUPER powerful energy blasts, and he can absorb it too. So, anyway. About the same time as she crowned Cadence as the Princess of love, she crowned Anon as a Prince too. After a while, he kinda left and sparsely visited, but now, that's gonna change, because he's gonna live here in Canterlot!" Twilight giggled while smiling the widest smile Spike had ever seen her make.
“Okay... So... Wait, what?”
"Nevermind. Well, I'd better get back to work. I really hope you're going to meet him! You'll really like him!"
“Huh, I dunno. He sounds kinda weird to me. I mean, what is he even a prince of? Plus, he’s an alien, so-blghrf!” Spike was interrupted as Twilight stuffed her hoof into his mouth.
“Spike, do we need to have another FRIENDSHIP LESSON?!” Twilight asked, her menacing tone apparent.
"Um, no. Is there anything you need help with? I'll just get going. " Spike asked, setting down the bowl of gems and backing away towards the door.
"No, but I'll let you know if I do. Thank's for asking, though!" As Spike fled from Twilight’s presence, she sighed. What are you going to become if you’re like this, Spike? She asked herself, concerned with her little brothers future. As she turned back to her work, she sighed once again, this time at the titanic list of things she had to do.
“I’m gonna need a lot of coffee.”
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8 PM
After hours of setting up decorations, putting in food orders, and running across the castle with hyperactivity that rivaled Pinkie's, Twilight was finally done with the preparations, and was now standing in front of the Gala entrance, assisting Princess Celestia with greeting the guests. They were both wearing expensive silk dresses, Twilight's an ensemble of white and gold, and Celestia's being shades of scarlet red and yellow.
"Thank You so much for helping out with the preparations, Twilight." Today, like whenever she was in public, her Princess mask was up, and she was flaunting an impeccable smile.
"Absolutely no problem. I'd love to help out anytime. I'm just so excited to finally see Anon again. It's really been so long." Twilight quickly canceled any negative thoughts that came to her mind. It doesn't matter what's happened. What I should really focus on is that he's going to be here now. The Princess said that he would finally be done with his adventures..
"It has been very long. However, although his return to Equestria is for the best, I'm concerned as to how my little ponies would react to him. As you know, they can be very cruel sometimes, and that is not their nature."
Twilight frowned.
"Who would be mean to Anon? The last time I checked, everyone I knew thought he was nice."
"You see, Twilight, that's exactly the problem. You don't happen to have any colt friends, do you?"
"Well yes, but not people who know him."
"You might now want to year this, but when Anon was in magic school, he was bullied."
"I thought we all knew that."
"It's not that it's that he was bullied by-"
"AUNTY!!!"
Prince Blueblood's horribly annoying voice pierced their ears, nearly causing them to bleed.
"Yes, Blueblood? What is it?" Celestia said with a sharp, annoyed tone.
"Cousin Cadence and her husband are here. They tried conversing with me. You know I can't stand them."
“Was it blueblood? I swear, when I’m done with him-“
“No, Twilight. I’ll talk to you later. At the moment, we have more pressing matters to attend to.” Both of them kept their voices down, as to prevent one of Blueblood’s dreaded temper tantrums.
"Very well, Blueblood. I will go speak with them." Celestia trotted over to the pair, glad to have escaped from Blueblood's clutches.
"Cadence! Shining Armor! I've missed you so much! Come here and give me a hug! How have you been?"
"Hi, Aunty. I'm doing O.K. Now that flurry's calmed down a bit during the night, I've been getting a lot more sleep lately."
Cadence tried to wiggle out from Celestia's rib-cracking bear hug, but was majorly unsuccessful.
After Cadence managed to escape, she noticed Twilight standing beside Celestia, and started their demonic chant:
Sunshine, Sunshine
Ladybugs Awake
Clap your hooves and do a little shake
Both Mares giggled at the completion of their Ritual, and embraced.
"Hey, Twily!" Shining Armor was dressed for the occasion, wearing his royal guard uniform.
"Hey, BBBFF. Ready for the best night of the year?"
"Yeah, I'm looking forward to it."
"Well, why don't you three head inside? Twilight, your friends are waiting for you. I'll finish up greeting these guests and then we can proceed with the Gala!"
Celestia's princess mask was back on, but she was still unable to contain her excitement.
"Oh my, look at me, giddy like a little filly! Why hello Fancy Pants, Fleur de Lis! Welcome to the Gala!"
As Twilight, Cadence, and Shining trotted towards the middle of the hall, they walked by Applejack's stand, eliciting a small conversation from her.
"Oh, Hah there Twalight! How's it goin'?"
"Good so far, Applejack. But I have a feeling it can only get better from here. As you probably know, Prince Anon is going to start living in Canterlot, and this is gonna be his first stop!" The sudden mention of Anon's name caused Cadence's pupils to increase in size, and a deep blush spread across her cheeks. She looked at Shining, who seemed just as shocked as she was.
"A-are you sure, Twilight? Is he really going to be here?" Cadence stuttered.
"Yes! I'm so excited! Are you excited? You two were really good friends, weren't you?"
"Well, I guess so. It's just been a really long time since we last saw each other, and I don't quite know how we can relate."
"That's okay. I'm pretty sure you'll get along just fine. Right, Shining?"
"Anon? That guy? Suuuure." He says sarcastically, getting a dirty look from Cadence but no reaction from Twilight.
"YES! It's gonna be so cool to see you guys getting along! Come on, let's go! There's a play! Flurry'l like this! By the way, where is flurry?"
"Oh, since Shiny and I have had so little time together, we decided to leave her with a babysitter. I'm sure everything is going just fine."
"Yeaaaaah. Okay." Twilight says, remembering the time when she had to babysit the baby alicorn.
"Anyway, as you were saying about the play?"
"Yeah! It's right over here!"
The Royal Palace Gate
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! You think to yourself, sitting in the back of a pegasi-drawn carriage.
"Driver! Can't this infernal thing go any faster? I'm already late, you know?" You ask the armor-clad royal guards, who are clearly struggling to carry the combined weight of the carriage and your body.
"I'm afraid not, your majesty. It appears that you weighed more than we anticipated."
"Are you calling me fat, Boy?" You say in your deepest voice, imitating yours truly.
"No! Of course not, your majesty! I was simply referring to your, your, uhh... Armor! and... Muscles!"
At this point, the guard was shaking before your mighty form, and you swore you could see a wet line running down his white leg.
And by god, you were mighty. As a ~6-foot tall human, you were taller than anypony, even the Princesses, the tallest of which only came up to your chest. Surrounding your bones, there was an extremely thick layer of muscle that put even the strongest bodybuilders to shame. Covering your lower body was a thin layer of the finest armor in Equestria, and your chest was left exposed. Since the weather had close to no effect on you, you decided to leave it bare, so you had more mobility in combat.
"Good. Now haul ass and get me to the palace!" You say while the Pegasi continue to struggle under your weight.
15 Minutes later
"Thank's for the ride!" As you exit the carriage, the Pegasi collapse to the floor, many passing out from their labors.
"Y-You're welcome, your Majesty." The guard who pissed himself says, struggling to raise his hoof in a salute.
Once you've gathered your trusty duffel bag, and slung your weapons holster over your shoulder, you begin your run towards the castle.
Since it's fairly late, the streets are empty, which allows you to utilize your speed to full capacity. Within 30 seconds, you're at the castle gate, and after passing some guards and following the long line of guests, you come across the Gala entrance.
It seems that they've already started. You think as you make your way to the front of the line, attracting the attention of many mares due to your exposed chest and muscular figure, much to the displeasure of their husbands.
When you travel up the steps, you see Celestia and another smaller blue-maned alicorn mare, greeting what remains of the guests. When you approach closer, their attention shifts towards you, the blue alicorn taking an interest in your body, her eyes feasting upon your form.
"Oh, my..." She mutters under her breath, quiet enough to avoid detection from her sister, but loud enough to unintentionally reveal itself to your hearing, which has improved itself greatly over the years.
So that's Luna. Thought she'd be bigger. And less horny, but I guess that's what 1000 years on the moon does to a person. You think to yourself. Although you've been absent for most of the past decade, you've kept up with at least some current events, and recalling old knowledge from Equestrian history class, you remember that she was slightly stronger than Celestia, at least enough to force her to use the elements of harmony on her.
"Anon! Welcome home!" You hear Celestia exclaim enthusiastically, flapping her massive wings and unleashing her full hugging power upon you.
"Thanks!" You reply, your voice muffled and your face full of her fur. Luckily, you're able to withstand her strength due to your nigh-invulnerable skin and bones, and you gladly return the hug, stroking the back of her neck while relishing in her soft, velvety fur.
"It appears that thou art the coveted Prince Anon that Twilight Sparkle constantly spouts about. It is good to finally introduce ourselves. Apparently, thy hugs rival those in the strength and grip of our sister. We must have a taste!" She advances towards you, and brings you into a hug, not quite as potent as that of Celestia, but still strong nonetheless.
Okay. This is getting weird. Why did she say she wanted to taste me?
"Make sure to watch out for those abdominal muscles of his, it appears that he's accumulated quite a bit of brawn." Celestia chuckles, nuzzling your chiseled abs before stepping away and allowing Luna to continue her embrace.
After a couple seconds of comfortability, she relents and returns back onto her four hooves.
"So, uh... How about we go inside and meet Twilight? I heard she'd be here."
"Of course! Originally, I was waiting for you to arrive before we went inside, so I'll just delegate the rest of these guests to my assistant. Raven! Where are you? I have a job for you!" A small mare with a white coat and brown hair tied into a bun appears and takes Celestia's place.
As you enter the hall, it is mostly empty, the reason being that there is a play taking place in the gardens. Away from the prying eyes of the public, Celestia's obsessive side takes over, and she starts stressing over your condition.
"Are you hungry, dear? When have you last eaten? Oh, where is your shirt? You must be so cold. Let me get one for you!"
"I'm doing fine, Celly. Seriously. I'm just tired." You reply.
"Okay. I was just so worried about you! It's been over 6 months, and you couldn't send a single letter?"
"I was in the dragon lands, Celly. There isn't any postal service out there." You reply.
"Smartass. " She mutters. "Luna, show Anon his room, please." She turns to you. "When you're done washing up, I'll be with Twilight and Cadence, okay? We'll be over in the gardens watching the play."
She walks off, and then she stops and looks around to see if anyone is watching. Sneakily, she grabs a slice of cake in her magic and pops it in her mouth, and you can't help but smile, recalling the fact that she has a nigh unquenchable sweet tooth.
"Ahem!" You hear someone behind you clear their throat.
"Allow me to lead you to thy chambers. Tis quite a walk, I suggest we start now."
"Oh, I'm sure that it won't be too much of a problem. It's been quite a while since I've been here as you know, and I don't mind taking some time exploring."
"Besides, we would most enjoy becoming more acquainted with thou." She giggles, holding a hoof to her mouth.
"Indeed. Why don't you lead the way? As you said, it's best that we start now."
You follow Luna out of the hall, and into a tall, winding staircase, the sounds of the Gala slowly becoming less and less.
Author's Note
I can't actually believe it took me a week to finish this chapter. Anyways, there are many more to come, and I'll try and update as many times as possible. Feel free to roast and criticize me as much as you like in the comments, this is my first story on Fimfiction, and I'll be open to any suggestions you might have.
Buck! What's wrong with you, Cadence? Pull it together! Cadence thinks, failing to watch the play in front of her. Ever since she had heard the news of Anon's arrival, she had had trouble keeping her mind off him. Pushing her front hooves further between her legs, she tried biting her lip to distract her from the itchy, hot feeling in her nethers.
Surprisingly, it worked, at least for a while. Bringing her attention back to the play in front of her, she was able to stifle her arousal. However, her mind kept wandering back to Anon, and soon her wings began to slowly extend, almost touching Shining and Twilight, who were, thankfully, unaware of Cadence's struggle.
Noticing the unpermitted movement of her wings, she let out a small, high-pitched sound, similar to an eep, and muttered: "Sorrygottagotothebathroom!" And quickly abandoned her seat, hoping that no one noticed the small puddle of fluids on her seat.
As the alicorn of love, one would expect that Cadence would be very sexually active. However, this was not the case. As a princess, she simply didn't have time to, and although she loved her husband dearly, and was very grateful that he gave her a daughter, she simply wished that he would pay more attention to her during sex, instead of finishing and going to bed.
In their entire marriage, they had only lain together three times, the first being on their honeymoon and the last two to try to have a child, which Cadence had hoped would take longer. The result of this was that Cadence had strong sexual urges every now and then, excluding her yearly heat, and she was very tempted to cheat on Shining at more than one occasion. Luckily, she also had a very strong will, and a plethora of different sex toys to please herself with.
But this time, it was different. Since she was in Canterlot, she had left her collection in the Crystal Empire, and she hadn't had sex for over a year. That, coupled with Anon, someone who she and nearly every mare in Equestria were undeniably attracted to.
Galloping through the Gala hall, she ignored the startled remarks of the guests, and rushed into a tall staircase, following the route to her personal room. Darn it! Why aren't there any public bathrooms in the Castle? She thought, charging her horn for a quick teleport. Closing her eyes to protect herself from the bright flash, she then found herself just where she wanted to be.
Sighing, she closed and locked the bathroom door, then cast a sound-proofing spell to keep any unwanted listeners away. Setting up a shower to mask the scent of her arousal on her coat, she removed her regalia and stepped in. As the warm water hit her face and neck, she leaned back on one of the shower's walls and began to relax, quickly settling her nerves.
I'm sorry, Shiny. I really am. She thought, before moving her hoof down towards her sopping wet marehood. Her mind quickly wandered to Anon, imagining how his hands would penetrate her, how his body was so well defined and muscular. Although he had never actually shown her his penis, she had seen it in the past. Smiling, she recalled her daily childhood activity, going to the royal gym with Anon to work out. Not only did she get to spend time with him, but she also was able to observe his strong figure, and in some cases, run her hooves over his shoulders and chest while he was weightlifting.
She shuddered at the thought, her hoof reaching an especially good spot. He never did have a problem with it, probably because he thought she was just giving his muscles support. However, after a while, she wasn't content. She needed more, and she found the perfect solution. Yoga. When she brought it up to Anon, his lack of interest wasn't surprising, considering that he already stretched before exercising, but after one cute pout, he yielded and allowed for her plan to take place.
The very next day, two mats were laid out in the middle of the massive gym, which was already rarely used due to the...lack of royalty. Cadence's mane and tail were tied together with small blue ribbons, and she wasn't wearing her usual gym attire (an ensemble of a blue breathable sports shirt, and short leggings, which accentuated her already curvy body. As she began her first yoga pose, she asked Anon to help her stretch, and she returned the favor, her light groping hidden under the disguise of a helping hoof.
They were both young at the time, with Anon being 16, and Cadence being only a couple years older. Although they were close, they never considered each other as siblings, but more like very, very close friends, as they shared nearly all of their classes together, Advanced magic control and Advanced Equestrian history being an example. Unsurprisingly, he aced every single one of his classes, mostly due to the fact that there were only three serious classes during the school day that lasted 30 minutes each, which was far less than he was used to on Earth.
Just imagining how Anon could be so intelligent at his age, caused Cadence to moan. For most ponies, Algebra 2 was a college-level course, and since Anon's pony IQ test result showed that he was considered a genius by their standards, he was placed into the 11th grade with her for 2 of the three classes he had, as he was taking Calculus BC at the nearby university.
As Cadence continued her little adventure in her memories, she suddenly noticed how much time she was taking in the shower, and her orgasm was fast approaching. Recalling her most treasured memories of Anon, she went back to think about how they went camping with their Aunt once. Since the bathroom door of the cabin didn't lock properly, her curiosity overtook her, and she peeked in. Anon was lathering himself up with shampoo, his ripped body making the view even more pleasant for her. When he turned to face her, she gasped. As she already knew, he didn't have a sheath, but it was not that that surprised her. In pony standards, his cock was massive. A thick, mushroom-shaped head adorned his long shaft, and Cadence couldn't help but imagine how large it would become if erect.
Not only that but also how it would feel thrusting into her, filling her awaiting depths like no other ever could, and when the came, he would release his desired seed into her. This proved to be too much for Cadence. Her hips thrusting towards an invisible human cock, she rode out an extreme orgasm, her juices gushing out of her quivering vent.
There she lay, catching her breath, and as she drifted off into sleep, she thought about the wonders she could have experienced, had she only stopped Anon from going on that cursed adventure...
Author's Note
For this story, I will have my own heights for the ponies. Since a pony is considered to be 4.8 feet tall or less, I can assume that most ponies are far underneath that threshold, hence (My little pony). This would mean that Celestia, who is the tallest of the little ponies, is also underneath that limit. I'll put her at 4 feet tall. Since Twilight is around half of Celestia's height, she is 2 feet tall, give or take a couple inches.
The same thing counts for penis sizes. I had my friend take the average penis size and height of a full-grown horse stallion, and the average penis size and height of a full grown pony stallion, at the withers, and he found that mathematically, the average penis size of a pony stallion is about 3 flaccid.
Of course, there is another variable to take into account. A stallion's sheath is only so long as his body can fit it in accordance with other organs, like the digestive system, and he concluded that the pony stallions do not have the space to fit a penis any larger than:
1 inch. AKA: Micropenis.
I mean, look at their bodies compared to the ones of real horses.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwityv7X6eveAhV7HDQIHSt4AdcQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fdashiesparkle%2Fart%2FVector-442-Shining-Armor-601533350&psig=AOvVaw2k79GfENx3VZEoVlK25ji0&ust=1543107515811027
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/77/08/e67708994e5d86bfa7f0132e789d4ef8.jpg
Look at how in Shining Armor's picture, his chest is entirely filled with his heart and lungs, pushing the rest of his organs towards the back of his body, which fills in space where there would be a larger penis.
Data courtesy of a horse-porn loving veterinarian friend of mine. He might be a freak, I don't really know. He's kinda weird.
Also, if you ever read a fanfic where the horse penises are larger than that of a human, don't be sad, because horses only last about 6-8 pelvic thrusts. If you can last longer than 10 seconds, then you're fine.
