The Woman Of The Woods

Kahmey had just woken up and remembered something he had in his desk. When he got it out he remembered what it was, it was a chant that had to be done in the everfree forest at midnight, he didn’t know what it was supposed to do or what dangers would follow. He read it over and it sounded creepy, but that didn’t bother Kahmey. He decided to go to Princess Twilight’s castle to see what it might be.

(Princess Twilight, I have something I need to look for and I need your help on finding a book about it.) said Kahmey.

(What is it Kahmey? You sound like you’re in a hurry.) Twilight asked.

(I have something about it on a piece of paper, I’d like to know if you can tell me what this says and possibly get me about on the topic.) Kahmey said in hope

(I’ll try but this looks like some kind of latin. Arcesseret ad femina silvis.) said Princess Twilight reading the printing out loud.

(Kahmey, I don’t think you should keep this.) said Twilight in a frightened tone.

(What does it say in new ponish?) Kahmey asked.

(How to summon woman of the woods. This is a very dangerous chant and I think it should be thrown away.) Twilight panicked

(What does the rest of it say?) Kahmey asked.

(Femina silvis mihi exaudi vocem meam secutus. It means Woman of the woods hear my voice and follow it to me. If you say this at midnight you will get her attention, but you will doom anyone who lives or goes into the everfree forest.) said Twilight.

(Well, I will take it home and toss it into my garbage disposal.) said Kahmey

(Alright, just don’t test this chant.) Twilight replied.

When Kahmey got home, he tossed the piece of paper onto the counter and went to the cold case and got some apple jam and put some bread in the oven and made him an apple jam sandwich. But when he got done, curiosity got the best of him and he decided to test the chant.
He had no idea what he was gonna be waking up, he had zero knowledge on the woman of the woods and since Twilight didn’t seem to want to help he was gonna be on his own in this.