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Starlight Goes On A Rampage

by CartsBeforeHorses
Starlight Glimmer is off her medications, gets a $5,000 tax bill, and can’t pay it. Naturally, she goes on a magical rampage. Complete with snark.

Starlight Glimmer finally achieves her lifelong dream of being a homeowner, and she buys a house near the Friendship School. But Uncle Ponyville wants his fair share, and Starlight's property taxes are raised by 5,000 Pony Dollars a year. To top it off, Starlight has stopped taking her anti-evil medications.

After Starlight realizes that she won't be able to pay, she goes on a magical rampage. Now she'll track down whatever government officials are responsible for the tax, and she'll do everything within her power to persuade them to reverse it. What's within Starlight's power? A lot.

Teen
Complete
Profanity
Random
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Comedy
 
DPTMS

6181 words: Estimated 31 minutes to read