Wan uln HA! HA! HA!

by Thomasfactoryuntold

Rating: teen
Tags: Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Death, Original Character, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Other, Adventure
Length: 1026

Rainbow dash and pinkie pie found the most lethal joke from Terra steed, but it didn't go well as what they had thaught

original story and character "midnight mares belongs to C Allen gann

The mares of terra steed had actually died by the leathul joke twilight sparkle translate it, but ecentually gave in to the joke. Rainbow dash and pinkie came and they go to terra steed to know what the joke means

Published 2018-10-21 01:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-10-21 01:50:01 UTC

prologue

Principle Twilight sparkle is in her office, along with spike, twilight was studying about starswerl the bearded and the artifacts from long ago. She was interested with the artifacts, like the alicorn amulet, the memory stone, and Many more.

a student walked in to twilight's office.

"Principle twilight, there's some... pony look alike who wants to see you."

Pony look alike? Twilight had never heard if something like that before, but she would be interested to see her. She walked out the office door to see the mare.

"Pony look alike?" Twilight asked

"what creature was it?"

"I don't know." The filly answered

"I think she has a cutie Mark but it's not on her flank. So i think that she is a different creature."

Twilight walked out of the office and walked through the hallway into the front door.

Twilight opened the door and what she saw, had surprised her.

It was a terrian mare. The filly was right she is not a pony, but by the looks of it her race does belong to the equine family like the ponies of equestria.

Terrians are known to have the ability to transform into the most powerful alter egoes at midnight. Princess luna had told twilight about them, and whare they came from.

The terrian mare's face looked like that she was holding on to her laughter for his was no laughing matter, but what she had read would have been lethal enough to make her laugh.

"Why hello thare." twilight greet the mare suprised.

"anything I can help you with?"

The terrian mare try to speak while she was holding her laughter.

"Ke... Kehehehehehehe mmff! Mhmhmhm!
K k k- keep this hehehe." The mare handed the paper to twilight.

"Are you ok?" Twilight asked

" And- tehehehe... and lock it a- pwff, heckle heckle."

"Keep it together." Twilight tells the mare trying to help her.

The mare continued, holding on to her laughter.

"Tehehehe. And lock it away! Pfffft."

"Lock it away? But why?"

Twilight looked at her suspiciously.
"Is it a prank?"

"Nohohohohoho, it's hehehehe, it's not a prank. Hehehehe."

Twilight looked like that she had believed her.

"Your serious?" Twilight asked.

" y y y yes hehehe. Please just hear me out. Tehehehehe."

"Whisper in my ear, it would help you to speak clearly."

The mare whispered to twilight's ear while keeping her laughter at bay.

Twilight was confused.

"So what you were trying to say that the joke that was written in this paper was lethal?"

The mare nodded

"And you want me to lock it away whare it won't kill everypony."

Again she nodded

"Hehehehe, I can't hold on any longer! Hehehe.

Just hehehe

Take me...

Hehehe

To...

The...

Hospital!

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"

The mare finally burst into laughter, and the looks of the mares eyes as if she was in terrible agony. She must have read the lethal joke like what she had discribed.

Twilight levitate the laughing terrian, and takes her to ponyville's hospital.

Twilight was flying as fast as she can. She looked scared. She wanted to help that poor mare.

"Doctor!" Twilight shouted.

"the terrian mare's stomach is in terrible pain we have to help her out, QUICK!"

The doctors and nurses had took the mare to a hospital bed and roll her to the doctors

The mare was shouting to twilight while she was laughing. Tears came out of the mares eyes.

"DON'T TRANSLATE IT! HAHAHAHAHHA! DON'T TRANSLATE IT! HAHAHAHAHA! DON'T TRANSLATE IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The mare kept going on; and on; and on as they went into the door.

"Don't worry twilight sparkle." The doctor said

"We will do what ever we can to help her."

Twilight had looked at the joke. And it was written in the terrian language. but it does have the English alphabet in that language.

"What are you reading?" The doctor asked.

"It looked like the lethal joke like what that mare discribed it to be. I can read the phony just fine, but it was in the tarrian language."

"can you read it to me?" The doctor asked
"I need to know what it said if what you have said was lethal."

"Ok twilight answerd.

Twilight read the phont to the doctor.

"ga ahb jada, ahd dan gee guaga Dow dow. Teh! Ahh bana do ha Dan, he alb munana wan uln!"

"That is what it said."

"Mabe you should study it." The doctor suggested

"Mabe you need to find out how deadly the joke is. Mabe you can use it as some kind of weapon."

Twilight looked at the joke. "Mabe I'll do that."

...

That night Twilight is at her castle. And she had studded for hours without end.

The work had been hard, and verry frustrating. Spike looked at the princess of friendship all stressed with bags under her eyes.

"Ugh this is ridiculous! How am I supposed to study this!? I Don't even know what all of that even means!

"Twilight i think you need some sleep, if you need to understand it so bad, why not translating it?

Twilight remembers what the terrian mare had warned her not to do. Don't translate it.

Twilight shook her head.
"All right i will translate it, and find out what it said."

"I'll let you studdy it while I'll I go to bed."

Two hours later. Twilight sparkle had almost done her translation with the books of the information of terra steed and what eatch terrian word means.

Twilight's eyes were about to close, but she blinked them open for her to keep herself awake.

And when she was done, she closed her eyes; dropped her head down; and falls asleep.

...

Twilight awoke in a jolt. Rubbing her eyes she had looked up at celestia's daylight sky.

It had been a beautiful day she looked at the clock, and it was 3:00 PM. how long had she been asleep? Had she missed breakfast? What ever happened to Her is not important.

What was important is the translation of the joke that was said was lethal.

Twilight can now finally read it, once she did, she chuckled

"Pffffft!"