Sombra shivered. In his mind, he replayed yesterday’s events, God's glittering eyes, while sending him to Equestria, His Capture. The remaining sanity he had left, and the peace he found, when he got in bed in his cell.

But for him, there was another shadow troubling his mind: is what chapter of the series, he was currently in?. He shivered, as he thought of that. In the end, God was the one the fuck him, and there was no way of getting sweet revenge.

If what God said about rules was right, it was best if he played along while keeping his ass safe, of course, for he knew the future of Equestria, at least till season eight. But his presence could have fucked up everything, for all he knew.

"Well, it seems, I'm fucked in every possible way" shouted Sombra on his cell "But hey, my dick is bigger. I guess that's a plus"

He shook his head to clear it of these dark thoughts and turned to glance at the wall behind him. He heard a couple of guards coming his way while muttering to each other.

"Sombra!, the princesses have arrived to deliver your punishment!" shouted a Guard

"Hurray!, let's get this over with.." replied Sombra with an uninterested look

While the guards were rushing him towards the throne room, he heard them talk about the fact that the ponies that "capture" him were getting a promotion.

"Oh man, I'm so jealous," said the Pegasus Guard

"I know, getting a promotion and capturing Sombra" replied the Unicorn Guard.

"But I'm also so proud of them, and of us, we are the best of the best" shouted the Earth pony Guard "Equestria's royal guard!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Oh dear lord. That's hilarious" said Sombra laughing at the guards

"What's so funny!" shouted the Pegasus Guard in an Angry tone

"I mean, no offense guys. but the royal guard is about as useful as an ass-flavored lollipop" replied Sombra "Unless you are into eating ass, In which case, good for you"

"How dare you!" shouted the Pegasus trying to attack Sombra

"Relax, he's just trying to get into your head," said the Unicorn Guard stopping the Pegasus on tracks

"Yeah, now move the princess are waiting for you!" shouted the Earth pony Guard pushing Sombra

Throne Room-Crystal Empire

All of Sombra senses strained ahead to the throne. His eyes fixed on the three princesses in front of him, he also immediately notice the main six, staying close to the princesses, as he continued to creep onward. It was only when he was in front of them that Celestia decided to say something.

"Sombra, what's are you planning" asked Celestia in a majestic voice

"Ehmmm...nothing" replied Sombra with a poker face.

"YOU EXPECT US, TO BELIEVE THIS NONSENSE!" shouted Luna at Sombra

"I actually do" replied Sombra OMG! I talking with LUNA!, this is great!

"Then tell us, where did you hide the crystal heart!" shouted Twilight staring at him with

"Sure, is in that tower over there, FYI: It has a stupid amount of stairs" replied Sombra pointing the tower through a window

"What?!" shouted Twilight "Why are you being so cooperative!"

"Why not?, Look like I told Shining over there" pointed Sombra "I don't want to fight, so get the heart make a party or whatever" leaving Twilight and the girls looking at each other

"Guards!, go and confirm. If this criminal is telling is the truth!" shouted Shining to the guards with a severe tone

"Well, we still have to discuss the punishment for what you did to the Crystal Empire," said Cadence

"Indeed," replied Celestia, "Guards, take Sombra outside so that we can discuss this."

Cell - Empire Jail

After a couple of hours waiting for the royal decision, Sombra was utterly bored. with a sudden flash of light, a not so caring and loving God appeared in front of him

"You!" shouted Sombra in an angry tone

"Me!" replied God "So, I have one question. Why in the name of moi are you here, I wanted some action, drama, romance and maybe some fan-service but I still haven't polished the details for those"

"Oh, I'm sorry that I haven't given you the reality show you wanted" shouted Sombra "It's kinda hard, with this unyielding rage!"

"Don't get your panties in a twist" replied God "I don't want you to die..........again, all I want is for you to have some fun!"

"Well, too bad for you. I already gave myself in, so enjoy watching me, lose my marbles" said Sombra "Hey, maybe you could enjoy this, like that Netflix show. Orange is the new black, but instead, It'll be Black is the new black"

"Hilarious, it seems you haven't seemed, the flaw on your plan" replied God getting Sombra's attention "You see, this is not your world. Equestria is the second most "We'll forgive you" kinda place in the universe. The other one was a colossal mistake. I tell you. Karen of the development team had the great idea of creating this world of bears that hug each other for no reason at all."

"The Care Bear show?" asked Sombra

"Yeah, awful place. I have been meaning to bring the apocalypse there for quite a while. I wanna see them hug a fifty feet tall demon away!" replied God "stupid bears."

"Ok, good to know. But how in the fuck does that concern me?" shouted Sombra

"Oh sorry, yeah like I was saying. and let me explain this as simple as possible" replied God making a powerpoint diapositive appear in the middle of nowhere "Sombra shoulda been attacking the empire today, and getting killed by the crystal heart energy."

"Get to the point, moron" replied Sombra

"You changed the events of this timeline. and these ponies are prone to re-educate villains, and after your peaceful defeat" said God in a flamboyant tone

"Oh...no" replied Sombra

"Oh yes!, but hey don't be sad," said God patting Sombra's head, "everything is working out, for me."

"Oh, that's such a relief" replied Sombra with a poker face "well, It can't be that bad, I guess"

"Yuppy!, that's the spirit" shouted God, "not like you had any other choice, though."

"So, if everything that I been doing, is going accordingly to your plan, why the fuck are you here? also, why are you still a cat?" asked Sombra

"I have seen micro-organisms with more intelligence, ARGH. Again I'm God, and I do as I please," replied God.

"No shit, Sherlock. Like my current predicament was a democratic choice" said Sombra

"Well, anyway, I gotta go. Some bears need to be destroyed!" shouted God while disappearing "See ya later! and by the way, choose wisely or otherwise you'll have more visits."

The two guards that were frozen in time, thanks to God, Started to move again. Their pace barely slowed as they approached his cell.

"Sombra, the princesses await for you. They have come to a decision!" shouted the Pegagus Guard opening the door in Sombra's cell

"Sure, let's go" replied Sombra walking out his cell

They passed through the halls, going towards the throne room as soon as they got to the main door. Two different guards opened the door, while the Unicorn Guard that was escorting him to the throne room shouted for everyone to know. "Sombra has arrived!"

"Sombra, after a long discussion with my sister, Princess Cadence and the elements bearers, we have come to a decision," said Celestia in a majestic way

"We'll give you three choices!" shouted Luna staring at him.

Oh, shit. this is what!, that son of bitch meant by "Choose wisely"

"One = Imprisonment for all of eternity in Tartarus
Two = Imprisonment for fifty years in the Crystal Empire, but we will cut your horn
Three = Redemption, meaning you'll work all your life to pay for your sins."

"Well, uff... that's kinda hard," said Sombra "option three"

"Aren't you gonna think about it at least" replied Cadence looking at Sombra

"Not. Two of those options end up with me dead or old" answered Sombra "besides, as I said before. I don't wanna fight."

"Well, It seems it has been decided," said Celestia getting closer to Sombra."Although I'm curious about your recent change of behavior."

"Can't blame you, and by the way. where are the element bearers?" asked Sombra looking around the throne room

"Right now, they are setting up the Crystalling with the help of Shining Armor, So the crystal ponies can renew their hope and love, and break the curse you put on them a thousand years ago" replied Celestia pointing out the window Was....that Celestia using a bitchy tone?

"Good to know" replied Sombra looking through the windows

So community service for the rest of my life #goals

Author's Note

NEXT EPISODE "THE FUCK HAPPEN IN THE THRONE ROOM!"