Author's Note

There a little something meant as a joke about something that horses really do and not as fetish so there isn't much detail about. So I didn't bother to place a warning about it sense it is an one time joke.

Lunch Time

After spending a few hours listening to stupid and sometimes racists statements and questions; all the while Spike rutting her in secret; Celestia closed the court for lunch. Quickly getting everypony out Celestia then got Spike out of the throne and dressed him. Then led him to the private royal dining room. With Spike getting butt slapped a few times by the mare guards and a few maids along the way out.

"So can we talk about my parents during lunch?" Spike asked.

"I'm afraid we have something else we have to talk about with Luna and Cadence during lunch. But don't worry. There is only one more thing we need you do after lunch and then I will tell you everything I know about your great and honorable father. As well as a few others thing you need to know about your new royal duties." Celestia said with a smile

"What about my mother?" Spike asked

And with that Celestia's smile when away. "Your mother, well I can tell you things about that bitc-about her, that is for sure. And I guess I will have to tell you "things" about that cu-about her." Celestia said in tone that clearly indicated was her trying not to get angry.

Spike didn't know what to think about this but didn't think it was wise to press too much about it right now. Besides they were at the dining room now and Spike was hungry from all the rutting he had done today. Celestia opened the door to find that lunch was already set and Cadence was waiting for them.

"Spike, it so good to see you as a now legal stud you." Cadence said as she got up and give him a hug. Since his growth spurt Spike was able to see eye to eye with the slightly diminutive alicorn. Cadence’s body was vastly different from that of the two older alicorns. While Celestia and Luna could be said to represent the old world gods. One a plump thicc body made for breading and childbearing, and the other a muscular amazon built for hunting and fighting; Cadence represented the new gods. With a good balnece of ultra femanice body between the two bodies of the older alicorns that would put any super model to shame.

"So mister grown dragon. I have a few questions for you. First off what was it like losing your virginity to two mares at once? And second, did Twilight use any of the spells I send her?" Cadence said with smirk

"You know?!" Spike said as his face when red

Cadence giggled, "Spike I'm the alicorn of love and love making. I knew how the fillies felt about you probably before they knew, and definitely before you mister obvious. In fact I was scanning just to see when they made a stud out of you that day. The fact that two virgins were lost that day made that part easier. Who knew Rainbow Dash was the maiden of the group?"

Spike blushed bright red,"I wasn't that clueless!"

Cadence giggled as she rolled her eyes,"Oh really. Spike think about some of the things you have done with the fillies just before your hatchday and how you didn't pick up on any of it."

Flashback

Spike was in the castle kitchen cooking when the tall and muscular Applejack entered.

"Spike, I'm about to wrestle one of my cousin, do ya have any oil?" She asked.

"I’ve got some olive oil." Spike answer

"THEN OIL ME UP!" Applejack screamed as she rip off her shirt and pants. Leaving only her sports bra and panties on her toned body.

Flashback

"Oh Spike thank so much for helping brush my chest fluff," Fluttershy said as laid on the couch without a shirt while Spike brushed the large fluff of pink chest fluff that could be found in the middle of her large breast.

Flashback

"That’s it Spike! Deeper! Yes work that tongue! Don't stop!" Pinkie screamed as drool ran down her face

"I don't vut vhy you vike to watch me vat peanut butter out of vars so much Pinkie." Spike mumbled as he used his long tongue to like the inside of a peanut butter jar spotless.

Flashback

"Do I really need shoes Rarity? I have never worn them before." Spike said as Rarity was busy taking measurements of his feet.

"I'm afraid so Spikey-Wikey, the fairies we are meeting insist that all creatures with feet must wear shoes. Of course why any creature would want to hide these adorable toeses of yours is beyond me." Rarity said as she give a little kiss to those toeses

Flashback

Hey Twilight some new books just got here!" Spike scream up the stairs.

"Which ones?!" Twilight scream back to him.

"Let’s see. We got, The Pony Pony Sutra Dragon On Pony Edition, Mix Marriages And How To Make Them Work, and How To Raise Your Half-Pony Foal!" Spike screamed back

Flashback

Moaning "Yes Spike, moaning keep doing that moaning its just feels so good moaning." Rainbow tried to say as she kept moaning in pleasure.

"Dash how did your hooves get so sore at an air show anyway?" Spike ask as he massage her hooves.

Flashback

"Hey Trixie where do you need me to put this-EEEEP!" Spike squeezed as he felt two hands grab his but and turn him to turn to face the one responsible.

"Starlight was right, you do make cute noises when you get a little squeeze." Trixie giggled

Flashback

"There. Nothing like nice shower." Spike said as he dried his head.

"You can say that again."

Spike removed the towel from his face to see Starlight standing in front of him brushing her teeth. What made it more awkward was that Starlight wasn’t wearing her pajamas. Instead being dressed in only her bra and panies.

"Starlight! How did you get in here!?" He screamed as he tried to cover himself while blushing.

Starlight shrugged as she answered. "The lock is broken. Now calm down it's not like I haven't seen you naked before." Starlight answer back as she looked below Spike's waistline.

"Again?! How many times do I have to fix that lock?!" Spike shouted

Flashback Ends

"Okay maybe there was a few subtle clues I missed but I think you're making a bigger deal out of it then it is." Spike said

Cadence rolled her eyes,"Maybe I am, now where Auntie Luna so we ca-"

Suddenly the conversation was interrupted by the palace doors being swung open as Princess Luna bust in. The Princess’s eye immediately set on the dragon in the room. "Spike, there you are! Quick, I have to pee!"

"What? Why are you telli-"Spike wasn’t even able to finish his sentence as he found himself being pulled over to Luna as she lifted her dress and spread her legs. Inadvertently showing the room she wasn't wearing any panties. Before Spike found his now open mouth forced to Luna's marehood.

Spike's eyes widen as he felt a warm terrible tasting liquid flow into his mouth.

"Make sure to drink every drop of my moonshine." Luna ordered with a smile.

"Kinky." Cadence said.

"Luna! I told you that fell out of practice centuries ago!" Celestia shouted at her sister

"Well maybe it’s time to bring it back, remarked Luna. “Our parents did it after all."

"And the crystal ponies still do it,” voice Cadence. “Of course they were trapped out of time about as long as you were Aunt Luna."

Spike coughed as he pulled away from Luna’s dripping nether region. “Well remind me to not drink any lemonade next time I'm over there!" Spike shouted as he got up off his knees and make his way to the table where he grabbed the nearest water pitcher and downed the entire jug to try to wash his mouth out. It was a good thing dragon’s had iron clan stomach that could burn through almost any bacteria.

"But Spike that is just how a mare lets you know she ready for breeding, now lets rut!" Luna shouted as she teleported off both her and Spike’s clothes.

"Luna we have a guest! Did you think she may what to take him for a ride?" Celestia scolded.

Cadence shock her head. "I'm afraid I can't. Shining Armor and me have little rule where we can only have another partner if we are both around to enjoy them,” she then got a devious smile. “And besides if I did he may not let me watch when Spike destroys his ass."

Spike nearly dropped his water pitcher in shock at Cadence’s words.

"I didn't know Shining Armor was into that kind of thing." Celestia said with a smile.

Cadence giggled. "You didn't know your big strong former captain of the guards was the bottom bitch back in the academy. In fact they had just the cutest little nickname for him back then, Shiny Bottom."

Spike’s jaw almost hit the ground. Shining Armor told him how the cadets would pick one of their own to serve their needs but he thought Shining was just making that up to make him feel better about the fact that he wasn't allow to join the academy. "I couldn't do that. He’s a guy and my brother!"

Cadence rolled her eyes as she put her hands on her hips. "Didn't stop you from rutting your sister. Besides I can picture it now. Shining’s laying down on the bed, me on top with his dick in one of my holes, yours in the other and the other one in Shining's hole.” Cadence began to drool at the mental image before snapping out of her fantasy. “But that will have to wait for later. In the meantime I'll just watch and enjoy the show." Cadence said as she picked up a banana with her magic.

"Then watch close cause talk is over unless it's dirty talk!" Luna screamed as she pounce on Spike. Pinning him to the floor as she place his twin dicks into her moist cave.

"Oh I know I'm going to enjoy this show." Cadence as she lifted up her dress to place the banana in her own love hole, made easy by the fact that she also wasn't wearing panties. She then placed one hand on her love button and the other on her now exposed breasts and began play with her nipples; causing a bit of her motherly milk to seep out. All while she watched Luna rut Spike on the floor.

Celestia took a sip of her drink then stood up and teleported her clothes away while also teleporting in a bottle. She squirted its contains all over her arms and then rubbed on herself as she walked over to the two while lifting them up with her magic.

"Cadence honey if you like that vanilla stuff then you're going to love this!" Celestia said as she made spear hand signs that she impaled deep into the anuses of both Spike and Luna.

Luna let out a scream of pain and pleasure while Spike like out a noise that sounded more like a squeal and squeak. A noise that got louder as he felt Celestia's hands become fists at the same time she ended her magic and lifted the pair above her head, allowing more of her arms to enter them. All the while making sure they were never separated. Something that would be hard to do as their arms, legs, tails, and even wings were wrap tightly around each other.

Celestia then started to plump her arms up and down while wearing her sister and the dragon she was making love to like hand puppets. Luna was clearly enjoying this treatment based on the noises she was making, and Spike he was busy trying not to get off.

Spike never thought of making a list of things he didn't want to cum because of, but between Luna’s and now Celestia’s insane fetishes he was thinking he might have to. And this would be near the top of the list if not the top of the list. Unfortunately for him Luna's own orgasm was enough to set him him off, causing him to fill her up yet again with his rich seed.

As soon as Celestia felt Spike finish within Luna's womb she gently place them down and remove her fists from their asses. "How was that for show?" she said as she turn around toward Cadence.

With her back turned she didn't see Spike stand up, nor did she see him hold arms together in the shape of a spear. But she did feel when Spike not only impaled her ass all the way up to his elbows but also lifted her above his head while standing on his the flat side of his spade tail.

"You seem to like it rough your highness. So I think I know of something you will love," Spike shouted as his tail when into jackhammer mode! Which when combined with his arms plumping made the one fist his claws was making was going deep into Celestia.

Celestia had lived a long time, and while she was very familiar with many sexual acts this was an entirely new one for her. And she was loving every moment of it. Her moans of pleasure were only matched by the amount of love nectar flowing from her on to the floor. It didn't long for her body to shake with one of the most powerful orgasms she had ever had.

When she was done Spike gently placed her down and removed his arms,"Well that helped make my ass feel better."

"WOW!! No wonder all the crystal ponies want to get it on with your breed of dragon Spike!" Cadence shouted.

Spike turn to face Cadence who’s chair was wet with her fluids and her top covered with her own milk."Thanks I guess."

"You must be hungry here have a bite." Cadence said she levitated a banana over to Spike.

"Thank you." Spike said as he quickly ate it, "This taste a little odd, what bree-Hey wait a minute!"

Cadence broke down laughing.

Meanwhile At Canterlot's Train Station

Seven well known mares were getting off the train.

"So it’s agreed that as soon as we see him we will tell Spike everything about the book and about the foals." Twilight said

"And then we let the princesses know that Spike is our stud and foal daddy." Rainbow Dash added.

"Maybe ya all should just stay quiet on this one Rainbow." Applejack said

Rarity nodded. "Agreed. We simply want them to know we don't want them to give our Spikey-Wikey away to some other mare. Not make it seem like we are accusing them of thinking of it."

"I wonder how Spike will take the news of him being a father?" Fluttershy asked.

"Hopefully as well as my parents when I throw them a surprise you're going to be a grandparents party!" Pinkie said with her trademark smile.

"I just wish Trixie was back from her tour, oh colt is she going to get a surprise." Starlight said