End of an old imagination, Beginning of a new friend

Chapters

The Beginning of the End
Anger, Revenge, and... Food
The Debate of books
Pro-Log
The average team of killers

The Beginning of the End

Wilson, Fluttershy, and Ender started walking back home from the Everfree Forest. "I imagined you being a lot taller," Wilson said. "And older."

"I know," Ender said. "I was expecting to be about three meters tall, and around the age of fourty. But I guess being around twentyfive works to."

"I was expecting you to look a lot different then you do also," Fluttershy said. "You look pretty nice, but I know what will make you look nicer."

"Me on top of you in bed?" Ender said giving her a wierd stare.

Fluttershy kicked him in the chest and said, "I was going to say if you wore a suit, but you had to be an idiot."

"Yes!" Wilson shouted. "We must get you suited up."

"Yes... suit... good idea," Ender said as he fell to the ground.

"Deal with the pain like a true stallion, I get kicked in the nuts at least once a day, you only got kicked in the chest." Wilson said as the two walked ahead of him. "Now hurry up."

"I'm... coming," Ender said as he teleported to them.

"Woah!" Wilson and Fluttershy said in shock.

Ender was also in shock, noticing he can still teleport, "Awesome, I still have my power."

"But you don't have a horn," Fluttershy said.

"Pretty wierd, well I'll see you two back at the house," Ender said as he teleported away.

"Lucky bastard," Wilson said with anger in his eyes.

"You can build anything," Fluttershy said rubbing his head. "I'm sure you can invent teleportation sooner or later."

"...True."

Ender teleported back to them and said, "Don't you two start having kids while I'm gone." He then teleported away.

"...I kind of want to adopt like 10 kids before we return home, just to screw with him," Wilson said.

"I have to deal with you, and now I have to deal with him. That's enough kids for me," Fluttershy said laughing.

"I'm older then you," Wilson said poking her sholder. "And I'm the one who is always protecting you." The only thing Fluttershy could do was sigh."Well the longer we screw around, the more worried Ender is going to be... What do you want to do?"

"To be honest," Fluttershy said leaning on Wilson. "I want to get out of this forest, it scares me."

"...So the art museum?"

"That sounds like fun, but can we please just fly out of here, like we did going in."

"Okay," Wilson said flying off.

"Don't leave me behind," Fluttershy nervously said, as she followed him.

At the art museum, Fluttershy and Wilson stared for minutes... at a BUNCH OF LINES people called art. Fluttershy then game to a conclusion, "I don't get it."

"What do you mean you don't get it!" Wilson questioned. "It expresses the endless freedom of life in all directions."

"...Looks like a bunch of lines," Fluttershy confusingly said.

"It's called abstract," Wilson said facehoofing as they went on to the next picture.

"Okay this one makes sense, the lines make eachother stand out."

"I dont understand this one," Wilson said.

"This picture makes perfect sense, how can you not understand it?"

"This picture looks like makes the other one look like the Mara Lisa." The debate of abstract art went on for an hour...

Finally returning home, Ender nervously said, "Two hours... it took you two hours to get here. What the hell?"

"Sorry we took so long, trying to have kids in the Everfree Forest isn't as easy as it sounds," Wilson said. Ender started to sweet and shake from hearing that. "No, but we did go to the art museum."

"You stress me out," Ender said still shaking.

"Anyways... I need to teach you how to run that pawn shop the right way," Wilson said. "So lets go."

"Now?"

"Yes now." Ender sighed as he put his hoof on Wilson's shoulder, and they both teleported to the store. "Okay so... how long have you been watching me run this store?"

"...Sense you opened it."

"Good then you know what to do," Wilson said. "Now lets go." The two the teleported back to the house.

Fluttershy was shocked to see the two return so soon and said, "Wait, so you can teleport other things also?"

"I guess," Ender said.

Twilight walked inside saying, "Hey Fluttershy, I wanted to know... oh you have company. Hi I'm Twilight."

"Ugh... hi Twilight," Ender said. He then teleported in front of her and gave a demonic smile. "My name is Ender."

"No..." Twilight nervously said as she backed away. "You can't be... no..."

"That's right," Ender said laughing.

"No!" Twilight screamed as loud as she could running away.

"This is going to be a fun month... I wonder who else I can scare."

The next day came. Wilson woke up and asked Ender, "So how was your first time sleeping?"

Ender yawned and said, "It, kind of sucks." Half an hour has passed; Wilson went to school, Fluttershy took care of animals, and Ender went to start his first day of working. A few hours have passed an not a single pony walked in, Ender then knew exactly why Wilson is always sleeping in that store. Bored out of his mind, Ender started to doze off, but woke up as the door opened.

"Wilson, shouldn't you be at school?" The voice asked as the pony walked in.

"Hey Twilight," Ender said teleporting up to her. "What do you need." In complete shock and fear, Twilight ran off. Ender teleported near here constantly, while repeativly saying, "Cha doin?"

Every time Ender would teleport next to her, the more insane Twilight became. It wasn't long until she screamed as loud as she could, sprinting to the library. She ran inside and shut the door behind her. "Twilight, are you okay?" Spike asked as Twilight started to breathe heavily.

The door opened and Ender walked in. He slowly walked up to Twilight and for the last time said, "Hey Twilight, cha doin?" Twilight passed out from the fear and Spike was completely confused.

"What did you do to her?" Spike said.

"Well she walked into my store, I asked her what she wanted, she screamed, ran here, and then I showed up," Ender said.

"Ever sense the hallucinations, she has been acting wierd," Spike went on to say.

"That is pretty wierd," Ender said thinking for a minute. "You want to pull a prank on her?"

"What kind of prank?"

"Well..."

Twilight woke up tied to a table unable to move. Looking around she saw blood splattered, candles, wierd symbols, and Spike's body in the corner. She noticed a figure approaching her in a black robe. "What... what's going on?" She nervously said.

"You thought you could escape," The figure said taking off the hood of the robe.

"Ender... what are you doing?" Twilight asked in shock.

"Just a sacrifice," Ender said as he pointed at Spike. Spike then stood up with a knife in his hand, slowly limping his way to Ender. As Spike made his way to Ender, he gave Ender the knife. "You will be this sacrifice," He said as he lifted the knife. In complete fear, Twilight passed out. The two then cleaned everything up, untied Twilight, and placed her on the ground.

"Is... is she dead?" Spike nervously asked.

"Probable... not," Ender said picking up Twilight and placing her in her bed. "When she wakes up, say that she must of been having a wierd dream, because she was panicing in her sleep."

"Ugh ok... but why?"

"Because if she knew the truth, there is a HIGH chance that she will tell authorities, and I could go to prison for life endangerment, so yeah... please just say it was a dream."

"Okay, so your name is Ender right?"

"Yeah."

"Well I'm Spike, it's been fun meeting you, but more fun to get revenge on Twilight for some of the idiotic things she has made me done."

"If you every need someone to emotionally rape Twilight," Ender said walking to the front door. "Just ask me," He then teleported away. Spike was not sure what to make of him just vanishing, so he was in slight shock.

Returning back to the store, the rest of the day was pretty boring. Some ponies came in to try to buy weapons, but being underaged didn't help the transaction. Overall, Ender was able to sell a few hunting knives, a first aid kit, and a chair. Due to the store being a dark place, with the windows having wood nailed over them to keep light out... that most likely makes it that ponies would not want to enter. Plus the fact that the store is considered cursed. It was 5:00 PM, Ender closed the building and teleported home feeling very fatigued. "I don't... feel that great," He said.

"What's wrong?" Wilson asked.

Ender sat on a couch breathing heavily and said, "I feel tired... weak... out of energy... like I'm going to pass out..."

"You probable hungry," Fluttershy said.

"This is what hunger feels like! This... this is a terrible feeling..."

"Well you didn't eat anything in like... thirty hours," Wilson said walking into the kitchen. "Let me make something." Twentyfive minutes passed and Wilson left the kitchen holding a pizza. He then placed it on a table, "Here try this."

"Is this... pizza?" Ender asked.

"Yeah, your going to love it."

"Okay..." Ender said picking up a slice. He took a bite, "...not bad." Slowly he was able to taste it completely; he then went into a complete frenzy, eating the whole thing. After eating the pizza, he then sat back in his chair "Now that!... is some good shit."

"I thought something like this would happen, so I made a second one," Wilson said getting out another pizza. Drowling, Ender reached for a piece but Wilson slapped his hand. "No! you already ate a full pizza."

(Play the Sad Violin song)

"But... it's so good" Ender said with tears going down his face. "And I'm so hungry... Why must you tourmet me like this?" Ender slowly watched as the room turned black, everything disappeared, everything but the pizza... He tried to reach for it but was unable to make contact. Slowly the pizza started fading away, the only thing Ender could do... was cry. How could he lose this? His first time eating something, the happiest moment of his life, just disappear in front of him. Is this the end of Ender? Will he disappear like everything else? How could something so great, turn into something so sad? Is this... where is all ends?

(End the song here)

"Quit complaining," Wilson said eating a slice of the pizza. "In like.... twent minutes, your going to regret eating that whole thing."

"Why do you say that?"

*20 minutes later*

"Oh Celestia, I'm in so much pain," Ender said laying on a couch. "My stomach... I just want to die. Why does eating hurt so much at the end?"

"It's called purging," Fluttershy said. "If you eat to much, you start to feel pain, it can happen as stomach pain, heart burn, and some other stuff occurs too."

(Continue playing the song.)

"This is it..." Ender said in tears. "I'm going to die, I can tell. Dying hurts, it really does. I've never felt so much pain... in so little time... Even though I was only alive for less then two days, I can tell, nothing hurts more then this... Goodbye everypony and everything. Goodbye Wilson, goodbye Fluttershy, goodbye... Equestria," He then closed his eyes, and gave out a final exhale.

Anger, Revenge, and... Food

"Quit being a whiney little bitch," Wilson said slapping Ender.

Waking up, Ender then belched and said, "Okay I... feel a little better now. Still in pain but a little better." He then fell back to sleep.

"We are not making him a room," Wilson said to Fluttershy as he put a blanket over Ender. "This is his beed, and that coffee table is his dresser."

"Fair enough," Fluttershy said. "How can he sleep though? It's only 7:00 PM. And if he is like you, he probable slept all day while he was working."

"I don't know... so what do you want to do?"

"Honestly... I would like to dress him up in a bikini and leave him out in the middle of Ponyville."

"What the fuck?" Wilson said in shock. "...Good idea, lets do it."

"Ugh... where am I?" Ender said as his vision was blurry. Going into focus, he noticed he was outside, and a lot of ponies were staring at him. All of them either laughed, or took pictures. Feeling completely embarrassed, the only thing Ender could think of doing at the time, was teleport. But he didn't have a horn, so people would most likely wonder why he vanished; search parties might start, or wanted signs would be put up, he was unsure. Quickly, he started to run to the Everfree Forest hoping he could teleport home from there. But most of the ponies chased him, and being in the middle of town didn't help him get there any sooner. Soon he was in a full sprint to get there as soon as he could, breathing heavily he was able to get in. He hid behind a tree and the teleported off. Ponies searched for Ender, but were unable to find him.

Breathing heavily and sweating badly, Ender layed in the middle of the living room. "Hey," Wilson said.

"Hey... all you can say is... hey!" Ender said gasping for breath.

"...Hello?" Wilson replied to wondering if that was any better.

"Why the hell was I in the middle of ponyville... wearing this shit?" Ender shouted.

"It was Fluttershy's idea," Wilson said as he pointed at Fluttershy.

"You... do you think giving me a heart attack is funny?" Ender continued to shout.

"...A little," Fluttershy said as she nervously backed away.

"You will pay for this... you stupid bitch!"

"What did you call me!" Fluttershy said enraged, giving Ender The Stare.

"Oh you fucked up," Wilson said backing away. "You might want to teleport away like... now."

"What are you talking about?" Ender said.

"No one calls me a bitch!" Fluttershy screamed as she charged to Ender. He teleported away, but not in time. As Ender teleported, Fluttershy grabbed him, so they both vanished. Ending up in the Everfree Forest, Fluttershy started punching Ender in the face. "Who is the bitch now!" She then proceeded to pick up Ender and throw his body against a three. As she started to breath heavily, she then said, "Call me a bitch again... and I'll make you sure you become mine." Fluttershy then flew off. Ender was in complete pain, unable to move, and still wearing the bakini. "Hey everyone, the guy in the bikini is over here!" Fluttershy shouted waving her hooves.

As she flew off, Ender thought to himseld, "Shit shit shit... Must have the strength.. to teleport... away." Using all of his power, me did manage to teleport, but not to his house. Ender teleported to the library. As he entered, he then blacked out instantly...

"Is he alive?"

"Yes... he is just asleep."

"Then why did he just randomly pass out as soon as he got in here?"

"I'm not sure..."

Ender was able to hear two voices talk. Everything was blurry as he opened his eyes, "What's... what's going on?" He asked.

"Good you're awake," One of the voices said. As Ender gained his vision, he noticed that it was Twilight and Spike who were talking. And yet... Ender was STILL wearing the bikini.

"Why am I tied to this wall?" Ender asked in fear.

"Well... Spike told me everything," She said as she kicked Ender in the nuts and started to smile. "And I thought that the best idea, was to get revenge."

In complete pain, Ender was able to say, "Spike... you ass..."

"Sorry but, she used magic into getting me to talk."

Ender noticed it was 1:00 PM, When Fluttershy attacked him, it was only 7:00AM, why was he passed out for so long? He tried teleporting away, but was only able to move and half of a centimeter. "You're not going anywhere," Twilight said kicking him in the nuts again. "This spell makes sure of that."

Looking at his hooves, Ender noticed a magic barrier around the rope he was tied to. "What do you want from me?"

"I told you," Twilight said kicking him in the nuts once more. "Revenge," The aftershock of the last kick mixed with the pain of this kick, left Ender to weep out a tear. "Now I'm going to keep kicking you until you accept one little thing."

"What?"

"I want you to be my maid for the rest of the day, still wearing what you are, and people are allowed to take pictures of you if they come in," Twilight said.

"Never..." Ender replied, as his voice said in certainty.

"Well thats to bad... Applejack!" She called out as an orange pony walken in from a room.

"Yes?" The pony named AJ asked.

"Go ahead..." Twilight replied. AJ then proceeded to kick Ender in his nuts as if he was a tree she would buck for apples.

About to throw-up, Ender couldn't say a word. And the aftershock was no better, it was as if his whole body was shot by lightning. A pain so intense, he wondered as if pregnancy hurt this much. With a look of death in his eyes, all he could think of was," How could this happen to me? I've only made a few mistakes, and I can't run. Is this going to go on? I just wish I could fade away into a hallucination. I'm sick of this pain, and just want to scream for help, but I can't... How could this happen to me?"

"How about now?" Twilight asked.

"F... fuck you," Ender told her. AJ then readied to make another kick, but Ender quickly shouted, "Fine! Fine! I'll do it!"

"Thanks for your help AJ," Twilight said.

"No problem," AJ replied as she left.

Ender then spent the hours dusting, cleaning, rearranging books, and much more. "Okay all of your books are now in order," Ender said exhausted.

"Good," Twilight said as she dropped all of the books on the ground. "Now do it again," She laughed as Ender sighed.

Rainbow dash went to visit Twilight, and when she saw Ender, she couldn't stop laughing. Twilight asked if RD would like to take a picture with him, she said yes. RD then left to tell more ponies about how they could have their picture taken with a Ender in a bikini. Ender could tell... this was going to be a long day...

It was now 3:30 PM, school was over, and Wilson headed home to play chess with Fluttershy. An hour of intense chess took place, when Wilson said... "So when do you think Ender is going to show up?"

"Not sure," Fluttershy replied as she moved a bishop. "Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure," Wilson said as he moved a castle.

"It's a pretty wierd question..."

"Go on."

"Well..." Fluttershy said as she moved a pawn. "Have you ever masturbated?"

Wilson just stared at Fluttershy, and she could tell that in his eyes, he was about to say, "What the fuck kind of question is that?" And he said exactly that.

"I told you it was going to be wierd."

Wilson facehoofed saying, "No... I never did. Why would you ask something like that?"

"Well it's just... I found these playcolts in your room," Fluttershy said as Wilson facehoofed again. "And I wondered... wouldn't masturbating with hooves hurt?"

"Most likely," Wilson said as he moved his queen. "But to be honest, the only reason I got those was because they were steampunk edition, and had a lot of stuff for sale in the catalog part."

"Right," Fluttershy sarcasticly said, moving a pawn.

"Remember that one-meter gear I bought, that was shipped to this house?" Wilson asked. Fluttershy nodded, "Well I got it from one of those magazines. Got a staff from another one."

"But why would you need a one-meter gear?"

"I... don't know." Wilson replied moving his castle. "Check"

"Checkmate," Fluttershy said as she moved her queen over the castle.

In complete shock, Wilson looked at the board... He screamed, "Nooooooooo!" He then moved his knight and took out Fluttershy's king, "...so much for that cheakmate."

(Play the sad violin song before reading on)

Fluttershy looked at the board, wondering how she could have missed something so obvious. As Wilson pushed the king over, time slowed down. Everything around her turned pitch black, everything, but the game, and Wilson on the other side. Fluttershy tried reaching out to stop the king from hitting the board. She was unable to... Wilson then hystarically laughed, and vanished. A tear left her eye, and the game vanished too. "How could this have happened?" Fluttershy thought to herself. "How could I have missed something, so obvious? How can I lose at chess... even to someone like Wilson... how?" Fluttershy then looked at her hooves, and notice them slowly vanishing. "Is... is this the end of me? I'm I nothing now? How could this happen to me? I've made but few mistakes in this game. His king has nowhere to run, but mine can't go on. And now I'm fading away, do I have no meaning in this place? I want to scream... but can't... How could this happen to me?"

...

(End the song before reading on)

"Ugh Fluttershy... you okay?" Wilson said as he poked her head. She didn't move, Fluttershy was like a statue. "Okay then... I'll just... watch TV insted..."

It was now 6:00 PM, Ender was exhausted and unable to move. "Come on you have to restack all of the books for the 32th time," Twilight said.

"Can't... move... need... rest," Ender was barely able to say, leaning on a wall.

"Well I think you learned your lesson," Twilight said as she removed a magical barrier from Wilson. "You're free to go."

"Can't... move..." Ender said as he fell to the floor.

"See Spike, now that is a prank," Twilight said laughing.

"This seems to be more like slavery then a prank," Spike nervously said as he poked Ender. "What should we do with him?"

"Let him rest, I'm sure he will be out of here in a few minute."

*30 minutes later*

"Twilight he is still here," Spike said as Ender continued to breathe heavily.

"I'll teleport him back to Fluttershy's house then," Twilight said as she used a spell to teleport Ender.

*One teleport later*

"Hey your back," Wilson said as he turned of the TV. "So how was your day?"

Getting up, Ender proceeded to say, "It sucked ass! First Fluttershy beats my ass, then Twilight and her friend Applejack or whatever kicked me in the nuts, then I became Twilights slave..."

"Well atleast you still have the bikini."

"This fucking bikini!" Ender shouted ripping it to pieces. "Fuck this fucking bikini! Fuck you, fuck Fluttershy and her fucking pranks, fuck all of Ponyville... FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU I'm hungry," Ender responded, not really giving a crap about what he just said 3 seconds ago.

"Well I did get you something special," Wilson said as he got out a cupcake.

"...Whats so great about a cupcake?" Ender said as Wilson handed him it.

"It's a Pinkie Pie cupcake."

"...Okay," Ender said as he took a bite. He went in shock, the taste, the flavor of the cupcake, it was like a orgasim in his mouth. He never tasted anything that amazing. Ender then got on his knees, raised the cupcake above his head, and sang, "And I... will always love you! Yes I... will always love you!"

"You're singing... to a cupcake..." Wilson said as he stared at Ender.

"It's... the most... amazing thing I have ever tasted," Ender said as he finished eating the cupcake. "I must... have more..." Ender said reaching for the other cupcake in Wilson's hoof.

"No."

"But..."

"No!" Wilson said slapping Ender's hoof.

"Must have!" Ender shouted as he grabbed the cupcake. He was about to take a bite, but Wilson slapped it out of Ender's hands. Time once again... slowed down, "Noooooooo!" Ender shouted as he tried to save the cupcake. Unable to save it, a tear left his face... "How could this happen to me! I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run. The night goes on, as I'm fading away..."

"Stop singing."

"Fine... so whats wrong with Fluttershy?" Ender asked as he pointed to Fluttershy who was frozen in place as if she was a statue.

"She lost a game of chess... and took it pretty badly."

"Is she okay?"

"I don't friggen know," Wilson said as he went into the kitchen.

"I have a question," Ender said as he was poking Fluttershy.

"Wha?"

"If Fluttershy is a female, and your a male..."

"If this is a question about sex, I'm going to kick your..."

"No not that. If she is a female, and your a male... then why are you the one always in the kitchen?"

Wilson left the kitchen and said, Because I'm a way better cook, pretty much the only reason."

"So when ever I want to use the phrase *get back in the kitchen* on Fluttershy... it's not really going to work out."

"Will not work at all," Wilson said holding something. "Okay you like pizza so your going to love this."

"What is it?"

"Fried... chicken..."

"Fried chicken!" Fluttershy said springing to life.

"Yes, Fried chicken."

"What makes this different then other chicken?" Ender asked.

"...It's fried."

"I'm completely against eating meat, being a vet and all," Fluttershy said. "But... fried chicken..."

"I don't get it," Ender said confused. "What is so great about fried chicken?"

"It is chicken, that's fried," Wilson replied. "Try it."

"...K" Ender said taking a bite out of a chicken leg. "I don't understand what makes it... and I just jizzed."

"Fried chicken, it's that amazing."

"No he is serious," Fluttershy said looking under the table. "There is a puddle of sperm under here."

"Clean it up," Wilson said staring at Ender. "Now."

"But I'm eating."

Wilson slapped the fried...chicken out of his hand, "Now!"

(Play the Sad Violin song AGAIN before reading on... because it makes this story just more sad and funny)

"Noooo!" Ender screamed as he tried to save the fried... chicken. He was able to save it, but it wasn't enough. The lack of fingers to grab the chicken, just had it bouce off his hoof and land in the sperm. Down on his knees, and tears in his eyes, he stared at it. So many tragedies have happened to him in the last few days... why? Why him? Why the chicken? Will he ever get a break and be happy with life? Ender always said that being mortal was more torture then being imaginary, and this just helps his point of the subject. Ender picked up the chicken leg, and closed his eyes as tears fell down his face. Slowly, he opened his mouth to take another bite...

"You're actually going to eat something covered in your own jizz?" Wilson asked. "Hold on let me get a camera," He ran to his room.

Ender took a bite, and wiped off the excess sperm from his lips, "Still good." He then ate the rest of the meat off of the bone.

Wilson ran as fast as he could back, to notice Ender getting up. "You missed it," Fluttershy said.

Wilson fell to his knees, the look of depression was in his eyes as he screamed, "Nooooo! How could this happen to me?" Slowly, the room around him, turned black. One by one, items disappeard. Fluttershy disappeared, then Ender disappeared... As Ender completely vanished, the chicken bone in his hoof fell to the ground, and landed in the sperm puddle. Tears left Wilson's face as he said to himself, "How... how could I have missed it? A once in a lifetime chance... missed... how? Why me? Is Ender right? Is being mortal actually more torture then being imaginary?"

...

(End the song before reading on)

"...Okay I'll get a paper towel and clean it up," Ender said as he walked into the kitchen.

The three were rather tired, so they all decided to go to sleep early...

The Debate of books

*The sun rose on a early... I think it's Wednesday... Wednesday or Thursday... I forget...*

Ender woke up to the smell of something... "Great you're awake," Wilson said. "I made... pancakes."

"Pancakes... why?" Ender yawned.

"Because pancakes are awesome," He said as he put a plate of towering pancakes on the table. "Now eat it."

"Okay," Ender said as he got up to sit next to the table. He took a bite and then said, "It's... dry. Like really dry."

"Use syrup then," Wilson said facehoofing. "You have seen me multiple times making pancakes, how could you forget the syrup part?"

"I never really cared to be honest," Ender said pouring syrup all over his pancakes. "It's pretty good, but not fried chicken good."

"Nothing is fried chicken good," Wilson said putting two more plates of pancakes on the table. "Fluttershy!"

"Yes?" Fluttershy said in her room.

"Food!"

"Okay, give me a minute."

"What do you think she is doing," Ender said as he continued to eat the pancakes.

"I don't friggen know..." Wilson said sitting down.

"Okay I'm here," Fluttershy said as she left her room and sat at a chair.

"Are... are you wearing makeup?" Wilson ask.

"Yes I am," Fluttershy said sat down.

"When in the history of ever... have you wore makeup?"

"Well... I saved this bunny a few days ago," Fluttershy said as she sat down... for apparently the third time... don't know why. "And Angel has a crush on her, but she isn't paying any attention to him. So I thought that making myself look like a trashy whore and being all over Angel, would get her jealous."

"Makes sense," Ender said.

"...Yeah it kind of does," Wilson said. "Also Ender, I need you to get a book from the library, it's called Floors of Killing."

"Hell no!" Ender shouted. "I'm never going back to the library."

"To bad."

"Why can't you get it?"

"I'm going to be at school."

"Well why do you need it."

"Book report."

"You need it today?"

"Yes."

"But..."

"Just get the book," Wilson said facehoofing.

"Doesn't sound like something a teacher would want you to read for a book," Fluttershy said... as she sat down.

"Well she said everypony had to do a report off a book, so I thought... There is a book about a game called Killing More and that game is fun... maybe the book will be interesting."

"Didn't playing that game give you insomnia though?" Ender asked.

"No... that was Amnesia the Scary Descent."

"Amnesia is some good shit."

"Good shit that's scary."

"Can you two please not talk about... poo while we eat," Fluttershy asked... AS SHE SAT DOWN.

"Okay," Wilson said. "Anyways, I've shot, decapitated, slaughtered, burned, and exploded enough Clobs, Gorefreaks, and Screamers to have a good idea of what the book is about."

"Remember that time where you were in a server with Luna ?" Ender asked. "It was like few weeks ago... over Stream... Like three days after you returned..."

"Oh yeah... she killed the boss with nothing more then the starting gun."

"She may as well be the only badass gamer who doesn't make fun of everypony else on a mic."

"And she will be the only badass gamer who will ever give others moral support while playing." The conversation went on for about half an hour...

Wilson went to school, Fluttershy (sat down) acted like a whore so that Angel's crush will pay attention to him, and Ender went to the Pawn shop, wondering when he should get that book. "It's 11:00... get book now... or later?" Ender repeativly said to himself. "It's 11:34... get book now... or later... now it is." He closed up the store and went to the library. Once he go to the enterance, he paused, wondering how he should get the book. Just get in and get out, or ask for it... He opened the door and said, "Hello, anyone here?"

"Give me a second," A voice said as Ender walking and and shut the door behind him. "How may I... oh no it's you," The voice said, as it turned out to be Twilight.

"Hi," Ender said. "I... I need a book called..."

"No," Twilight said interupting him.

"But..."

"I don't like you," Twilight said angerly. "If anything, your an enemy to me, so why should I help you?"

"...So Wilson can do a book report for school and pass," Ender said akwardly smiling.

"Why can't he just get the book then?"

"Because he is a lazy piece of crap..."

"I hardly like Wilson, but he is more of a friend then an enemy so, what book does he need?" Twilight asked going to the bookshelf.

"Floors of Killing."

"Okay here it... Floors of Killing!" Twilight shouted as she got the book out. "What the hell kind of book report is that?"

"One where he can give the teacher a panic attack."

"Now get out so I can finished reading To Killing a Mocking Duck."

"That book sucks!" Ender shouted.

"Like you have ever read a book," Twilight said giving the book to Ender.

"I may have been a hallucination for more then ten years, but I did read books when Wilson was screwing around with Fluttershy (as she sat down). And that book is aweful."

"This book got an award."

"It's the reverse of a pedophile, two kids trying to get a grown stallion," Ender replied.

"You just don't know classic literatur," Twilight said as she walked away.

"A cat taking a nap, is a better storyline then that book," Ender said facehoofing. "If you want a good book, then read Maretro 2033."

"Never heard of it, so it must be terrible."

"Are you high?" Ender said in anger. "There was a videogame made after it, how many books go through that?"

"Excuses..."

"You're wasting your time reading crap," Ender said.

"I've read this book multiple times, and it's still amazing," Twilight said as she walked back to Ender. "I read books that are interesting, you read books about sex and gore."

"If I wanted to read a book about gore, I would just buy a copy of that book Pinkie Pie wrote when she was drunk. And if I wanted sex... I would read fanfics of My Little Human." The fight over books went on for two hours...

"Will you two stop fighting!" Spike said as he walked into the room. "Everyone knows that books of poetry are the best."

"Agreed," Ender said.

"No there not," Twilight said in disgust. "Poetry is a waste of time, that any idiot could come up with. Rhyming words as a book, what kind of crap is that?"

Ender and Spike both said at the same time, "...Are you high?"

Spike then went on to say, "Poetry is a song without music, emotion without thoughts."

"It's two words that rhyme..."

"Half the time, poetry doesn't even rhyme!" Ender shouted.

"Just get out," Twilight said as she facehoofed. "I'm not going to deal with your stupidity anymore."

"If I had fingers, I would give you the middle one," Ender said as he teleported.

"See Spike! He just randomly teleported away."

"I'm not going to deal with YOUR stupidity," Spike said as he walked out. "Thinking poetry is bad, what kind of nonsense is that?"

The day slowly passed by, and not a single pony went inside the store. "Now I know how it feels to work for the union," Ender said as he woke up. "I'm so BORED... Maybe if I make the place more reasonable to go in." Ender started ripping off the wood from the windows with a hammer. Ender then noticed the holes from the nails that kept the wood in place over the window. He proceeded to fill them up with plaster. Each plank of wood removed made more light entered the store. Once every window was cleared, Ender noticed that the walls looked pretty wrecked. Once he found some paint, he realized that it was 6:00 PM, so he rushed to close the place up, and teleport home.

"Oh hey your here," Wilson said. "I got you something your going to love."

"What?" Ender said as he sat on a couch.

"It's a," Wilson said in suspense. "...computer."

"A computer!" Ender shouted in glee. "That's the most... why?"

"Because computers are awesome, only reason." Wilson said as he got the computer out. "I made you an account for Stream, and downloaded some games on it also."

"What kind of games?" Ender asked. "And dare I know want to know the username?"

"Well I downloaded Group Fortress 2, Counter Attack Source, Jarry's Mod, and Killing More." Wilson said. "Also don't worry your user isn't aweful, it's EndOfMann."

"EndOfMann, it's okay, but why did you spend like... $50 on games for my account?"

"Well I'm sure mine will get banned some day, so i'll just use your's," Wilson said giving Ender a headset. "After we eat, let's play some Killing More."

"Oh I almost forgot," Ender said as he gave Wilson a book. "Here is the book."

"Sweet... now to wait until the last minute or just copy my report off the internet."

"Why don't you every play videogames with me?" Fluttershy asked AS SHE SAT DOWN.

"Because the last time we played one, you said it was to scary."

"That was Amnesia, and atleast I didn't wet myself unlike you."

"Okay then," Wilson said. "Get on your computer also and we will all play Killing More."

"I don't like that game though, the Screamers hurt my ears."

"Turn down the volume on your headset," Wilson said facehoofing. He then went into the kitchen, "Let me see what we should eat."

*About 25 minutes later*

"I made spaghetti because I was to lazy to think of anything else," Wilson said as he walked out with three plates. "So yeah... enjoy."

*One meal later*

"Okay everyone get on Stream, I'll tell Luna that we are playing Killing More," Wilson said. As he got on Stream, the conversation between Luna and him went like this...

Kapinder: Luna!

LunarFlare: Wha?

Kapinder: Killing More?

LunarFlare: Anyone else going to be there?

Kapinder: AngelTears (Fluttershy) and a new colt named EndOfMann.

LunarFlare: K give me about 10 min, got an A-U

Ten minutes passed, the three were in there rooms, waiting for Luna to go on the Killing More server. "What class are you two going?" Wilson asked over the mic.

"I'll go Support," Fluttershy said SITTING at her desk.

"Open map," Wilson replied.

"Oh... I'll go Demo," She said as she sat down.

"I've seen you play this so... I'll go Commander," Ender said.

"Okay I'm going Pyro then," Wilson said as Luna got it.

"What's going on?" Luna said. "Been a while sense I've seen Fluttershy on Stream."

"I was on like a month ago," Fluttershy said as she sat down. (Yes this is going to continue...)

"So who is the new colt?"

"This is Ender," Wilson said. "He is a good friend of mine, and this is his first time playing."

"Why do you always chose Mountinpath?" Luna asked over her mic.

"Because it's an open field."

"Okay then... I'll go Marked Shooter. We waiting for two more ponies, or are we going to start?"

"Let's wait," Wilson said.

A few minutes passed and two other accounts went on the server. They both went Berzerk. "Let's get started, I'm in the mood to kill some of those screaming bitches," One of them said.

"Screamers, hate them more then any other monster," Wilson said as he started the game. The server loaded for a minute, and then everyone was ready.

"How do I shoot?" Ender asked.

"Left-click to shoot, right-click to aim, press Q to heal yourself, R to reload, and the numbers to change weapons," Wilson said as the six started walking to the merchant.

"What is this guy an idiot?" The same guy asked, who was named BlueDevil.

"It's his first time ever playing a videogame," Wilson said.

"Great, I'm in a game with noobs again."

"Don't be a douche," Luna said.

"A filly playing Killing More? Hey baby, how bout you spend the night at my place?"

"How about you go suck own dick, it's a shame for it to be unpleased from any kind of action its whole life," Luna said.

"It's a shame for a vag like yours to have no more pleasure then a dildo," BlueDevil angerly said.

"Sorry," Luna said. "It's just so much fun to fuck your mom with those."

"Let's kill these mother fuckers!" Fluttershy screamed (sitting down) as the round started. "I'm going to blow the brains out of each one of these bitches."

"What the hell?" Ender said. "When has Fluttershy ever been that loud?"

"That was a girl?" BlueDevil asked. "I thought that was a psychopath."

"Yeah she gets... crazy when she plays shooters," Wilson said. "But she will be fine after the game."

"Hey Fluttershy, want to spend the night at my place?" BlueDevil asked.

"Go fuck yourself you blueball piece of shit!" Fluttershy screamed as loud as she could... as she sat down.

"...Yeah don't fuck with her while she is in game mode," Wilson went on to say as he shot a Clob.

Pro-Log

"Are you sure this will work?" Wilson asked.

"I don't know," Zecora said.

"I have all the materials you asked for," Wilson said opening a bag.

"Well then lets give it a go," Zecora replied as she added everything she asked for into a cauldren. Minutes have passed as the recipe had to be just right. Wilson asked Zecora if she was able to bring a hallucination to life, she said she could, but lacked what was neaded. Wilson then went out and searched for everything. Returning, he then sprayed Zecora and Fluttershy who acompanied him with his hallucination spray, just so Zecora knew exactly what she was bringing to life. "This may hurt even though you are fake, but there is always a price, everything must take. Go ahead Ender, you may enter."

"Okay," Ender said as he went into the cauldren. "This doesn't hurt at... Oh sweet Celestia that burns!" Ender screamed as loud as he could as he slowly melted into the Cauldren.

"Should we help him?" Fluttershy asked.

"This is something you must not disturb," Zecora said. "Or else the spell may take a nasty curb."

"Is this like acid or something?" Wilson said as Ender fully melted.

"It's acid for the mind you could say, to mess with imaginations in a way."

"So... I could get high off of this?"

"Not that way..." The liquid started to boil and slowly disolve away, after a few minutes something shot out of it.

A white pony with black hair tried standing up saying, "I'm never doing that again." The three looked at him in shock, not expecting to see what they did. "What's wrong?"

"Ugh... look for yourself," Fluttershy said handing the pony a mirror.

Taking a good look at himself, Ender then said, "Holy shit I'm a pony... awesome!"

"Your cutie mark," Wilson said in shock. "It's... the Slenderpony's symbol."

"Really," Ender said starring at his back leg. "Oh yeah it is. Wait... does this mean, I'm the Slenderpony."

Wilson and Ender looked at eachother and then they both said, "Most... epic... thing... ev."

"I thought the Slender pony has no eyes or a mouth," Fluttershy interupted.

Ender took a minute to look at this red eyes and said, "Ehh close enough."

"Thank you for the help," Wilson said to Zecora. "I'll make sure I do something to repay you."

"There is nothing I need," Zecora replied. "I'm always happy to help somepony with a plead."

"Okay then..." Wilson said. "...Rhyme something with orange."

"Nothing Rhymes with orange, for it is a word that... that... just get the hell out of here," Zecora said in anger.

"Bye," The three said as they left.

The average team of killers

"Why is there no crosshair for my gun, unlike the other games I watched you play?" Ender asked.

"Because this game was ment to be for the best, not a bunch of zombie killing thirteen year olds," Wilson said and he killed a gorefreak.

"Hey I found a gun," Ender said. He shot it and noticed that almost all of the bullets missed. "The recoil sucks though."

"Turn it to semi-auto, press the Alt button," Wilson said.

"Ok that's better."

"Die fuckers!" Fluttershy repeativly shouted as she swung her knife at the monsters.

"Settle down," Luna said. "It's only the first wave."

"Wow, angeltears is making me lol so hard," The other user typed who didn't have a mic. This user's name was TheSnipe.

"You all suck," BlueDevil said as he killed 3 monsters. "I'm racking up all of these kills."

Luna sighed into her mic and killed ten monsters, reloaded, and killed six more. "Did you say something about racking up kills BlueDevil?"

"That was complete aimbot," He said as the six walked to the seller.

"That didn't take long to get a crossbow," Luna said as she bought one.

"Which gun should I get?" Ender asked. "I only have 540"

"Get armor, more important," Wilson said.

"Pipe-bombs bitches," Fluttershy laughed.

"I got a mac; cheaper, and way better then the flamethrower," Wilson said. BlueDevil got a chainsaw, and TheSnipe got a katana. For the rest of the time, the two fought over which melee wepons was better.

The round began...

(This part of the story has been on writers block FOR SO LONG, a little more then a month, pretty much why this story isn't published yet... so I'll finish this chapter later on... possible. And your all like, "Well why would you publish it if you didn't finish it?" I don't know, nore do I care :D)

THE GAME... was over and the players survived. "This is fun, now lets kill more crap," Ender said.

"I don't feel so good," Fluttershy softly said.

"How the hell did Ender kill the boss with only a handgun?" Wilson asked in disbelief.

"Anyone else notice that it's 2:00AM right now?" Luna said. "I'll see you ponies later."

Wilson, Fluttershy, and Ender shut off their computers and went to sleep.

*Then came the next day...*