In the distant past, a dark and terrible unicorn wizard was defeated one time too many by Adagio's melons. Swearing that never again would he be swayed by the promises of the flesh, he emasculated himself and dedicated his efforts to pure power.

In the present day, three helpless, busty sirens, trapped in a house with a nefarious ghostly Equestrian penis, hope to survive with their lesbianism intact.