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Kitchen Nightmares: Equestrian Misadventures

by Spettro138
Everyone's favorite raging Scotsman comes to Equestria at the request of Twilight Sparkle to sort out the country's bad restaurants and bad hotels.

For a long time now, the citizens of Equestria have been struck down by an epidemic of illness and sickness. Nopony seems to know for sure what could be the cause, but Princess Twilight has found one common answer: The restaurants and hotels of Equestria. All of them seem to be struck with the same kind of problems.

So with her friends Pinkie Pie and Rarity, they will cross over to Earth and bring back over a man that she has heard from Pinkie is a legend among humans when it comes to food. A man that she hopes can help her get to the bottom of the epidemic sweeping across Equestria: Chef Gordon Ramsay. For her sake...let's hope he takes the request well. And pray for the sanity of the poor souls of Equestria.

(this will include elements from both of Gordon's shows Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell)

(Feel free to give any creative suggestions with this fic, its kind of a shot in the dark on my part making this one)

cover art by the great harwicks-art

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Profanity
Slice of Life
Crossover
Human
Anthology
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
SPTMO

131497 words: Estimated about 11 hours to read
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35 Chapters:

  1. Meeting the Raging Scotsman (Major Update: 10/31/21) 2018-12-20 23:30:24 UTC
    3389
  2. A Chef in a Pastel Colored World part 1 2018-12-31 08:14:25 UTC
    3313
  3. A Chef in a Pastel Colored World part 2 2019-01-19 01:00:05 UTC
  4. A Chef in a Pastel Colored World part 3 2019-01-31 08:00:12 UTC
    2812
  5. A Royal Kitchen Nightmare part 1 2019-02-16 08:00:44 UTC
    2584
  6. A Royal Kitchen Nightmare part 2 2019-02-28 07:57:16 UTC
    2693
  7. Casing a Gourmand 2019-04-02 00:05:22 UTC
    3380
  8. The First Nightmare part 1 2019-04-22 20:46:43 UTC
    2536
  9. The First Nightmare part 2 2019-05-23 06:58:49 UTC
    2523
  10. The First Nightmare part 3 2019-05-30 05:03:22 UTC
    2154
  11. The First Nightmare part 4 2019-06-28 06:40:59 UTC
    4108
  12. End of the First Nightmare part 1 2019-07-29 22:24:50 UTC
    4221
  13. End of the First Nightmare part 2 2019-08-26 20:46:06 UTC
  14. A Visit to The Tasty Treat 2019-09-06 22:15:52 UTC
    3382
  15. Intermission: Morning of the Trip to the Griffon Lands 2019-09-23 02:06:06 UTC
    1770
  16. Casing a Crazy Griffon 2019-10-17 17:47:37 UTC
    3503
  17. Greta's Baking Company part 1 (EDIT: 1/2/19) 2019-10-22 22:50:59 UTC
    2776
  18. Greta's Baking Company part 2 2019-11-06 02:30:26 UTC
    2897
  19. Greta's Baking Company part 3 2019-12-03 18:57:21 UTC
    2631
  20. Greta's Baking Company part 4 2019-12-28 02:44:37 UTC
    2830
  21. Greta's Baking Company Explosive Finale 2020-01-07 02:39:21 UTC
  22. Down the Mountain 2020-02-12 06:32:23 UTC
    4443
  23. Back to Ponyville 2020-03-27 03:47:17 UTC
    3453
  24. Burger Princess Shack part 1 2020-04-17 23:41:02 UTC
    4178
  25. Burger Princess Shack part 2 2020-05-20 22:23:28 UTC
    5535
  26. Burger Princess Shack part 3 2020-08-31 17:24:46 UTC
    8503
  27. Burger Princess Shack part 4 2020-10-22 23:10:42 UTC
    4834
  28. Burger Princess Shack Finale 2021-07-17 08:01:07 UTC
    11158
  29. Interlude: Interrogations, Humans, and Newscasts (Updated 8/2/21) 2021-07-29 23:47:40 UTC
    6107
  30. Hotel Hell Prologue: Drunk Griffons and Helpful Zebras 2021-08-31 22:25:03 UTC
    3588
  31. Hotel Hell: The First in Ponyville part 1 2021-10-06 22:28:17 UTC
    5313
  32. Hotel Hell: The First in Ponyville part 2 2021-10-26 07:28:05 UTC
    5664
  33. Hotel Hell: The First in Ponyville part 3 2022-03-02 02:47:44 UTC
    5757
  34. Hotel Hell: The First in Ponyville part 4 2022-03-22 07:23:29 UTC
    6696
  35. The Equestrian Dream and Ponk Journalism 2022-03-26 00:52:19 UTC
    2766