Corruption of Souls

Ch.62

We awoke inside Urta again with someone eating out our pussy as Cocoa nuzzled us. It was pitch dark aside from the golden lattice around the many, many, many unborn children clustered in Urta’s ‘core’, leaving a couple feet around the sides between it and the walls of her womb body. This light revealed the over a dozen little draconequus working with said lattice and even, gasp, bringing a sense of Order to the bundle of babies, sorting them by some arbitrary method.

Holy shit, Urta has enough children to populate a small town! There’s no way We can possibly keep even half of them. Most of them will have to be adopted...that saddened us. These children are the product of our marriage, it feels wrong to have to give any of them up, but the reality is We would only be able to keep a few from each lover at best.

“Hm~.” We heard from Cocoa as Urta moaned around us, her womb of a body quaking as she probably just had another orgasm from something. “Cocoa happy.” She licked us, swallowing some of Urta’s magic amniotic fluid in the process. “Happy to have such loving mates and so many children.” How is she speaking in fluid? Oh, our little hooligans, probably their doing.

“Love you too Cocoa...ah~!” We gasped when the person eating us out hit a sweet spot. One look down between our breasts revealed Hermais munching at our muffin eagerly. “Hermais sweetie, why are you so needy? We thought you wouldn’t do something like this after Harmony forced you to the first time.” We reached down, rubbing his head as he kept burrowing his face in our cunt, making us moan and pull him deeper, only to yelp and push him out when We’d started sucking him back into our womb.

“I love my Mama.” Hermais dazedly replied, as if he were hypnotized by us.

“Of course dear, but you should find someone else. This isn’t healthy for you.” We protested, pulling him into a hug and kissing his brow. “Now how about you get us out of here. We don’t think we’ll be able to get out with Urta’s vagina blocked by the pool.”

“Okay.” He purred before teleporting the three of us out of Urta, standing free and clear of our immobile wife with our bodies clean, dry, and smelling like roses with our son still nuzzling us. “You know how I said 14 of my off-siblings want to live in Urta’s womb? Well…” Hermais blushed as his tail rubbed our abs and We smiled. “Of course, it’s not full time, only to sleep at the end of the day.”

“Really?” We asked with a raised brow before a male draconequus appeared in front of Urta holding an iridescent white pearl in his goat and badger hands.

“Auntie Urta! I have-!” Before he could continue Urta howled in joy.

“Yes! Do whatever it is you’re gonna do, let me be normal sized yet as big as the fucking moon at the same time~!” Urta panted, rocking on her groin and spraying her steaming glowing turquoise Argent cum all over the back of our throne, which We didn’t mind in the least.

“On it!” Our joyful son replied and moved to the front of her under her gigantic breasts and above her groin on the very front of her white creamy expanse. He pressed it into her and it sucked into her flesh, staying exposed and revealing it was her navel.

Within an instant, Urta snapped back down to her incredibly muscular form, but with tits the same preposterous size and she yipped when she fell down into the bowl with a grunt. The impact was accompanied by the sound of slapping flesh and sloshing. “Oof! Uh, am I supposed to be immobile from just my tits now?”

“Uh, no. Hold on!” The noodle boy disappeared, then reappeared with two pearly nipple studs. “Nipple piercings that do the same thing for the boobs!” He flew into the pool, and shortly Urta yipped again, but this time the impact sounded like a falling boulder.

“Holy shit! I’m mobile again!” Urta jumped out of the pool and wobbled when her paws cracked the stone. “Whoa~! I’m still so heavy, but I feel so powerful! Hm~, fuck, I want to fuck!”

We drooled at seeing our muscular adonis wife back to form again, even if she was now 8 feet tall with her new basketball breasts and her male organs back to their original, still quite huge sizes. Well aside from her balls, those were coconut sized instead of apple sized now and were glowing turquoise with her powerful supernatural seed. We were even more turned on knowing that she was still beyond pregnant. The pearls in her navel and nips also added to her allure, making her seem even more exotic with the jewels shining brightly.

“We’ll get to work on that. Basically it’s compacting all of your mass down into shape while leaving your magic womb alone, so you’re really tough and heavy. We’ll see about making you lighter in a bit so you’re not so heavy. The idea was that the more pregnant you are, the more powerful and durable you are. Even unbirthing counts as-ah!” He was interrupted by Urta grabbing him and shoving him into her snatch. He squealed and even came when her hungry cunt slurped him up. Goddess that is hot!

“Best wife! Best wife~!”

“I can also give a Navel Pearl and Pearl Studs to you Mama.” Hermais purred with desire. “It’s a really easy charm to make if you have Chaos on your side.”

“We…” We started as We thought it over, until Cocoa and Hermais suddenly got between our legs and started licking our cunt. “Ah! C-Cocoa~!” We grabbed her head, scratching her ears. “Haven’t you had enough yet?”

“Cocoa can never have enough of her wife.” Cocoa declared as she hugged our hips, squeezing our ass.

“Oh~.” We moaned when she even moved to suckle on Hermais’ balls, making the boy's eyes roll while he clung to our legs as his cock throbbed. “Yes, make us a Navel Pearl so We can be full whenever We want without further endangering ourselves or our brood. The studs are unnecessary though since We can morph our bust unlike our womb when pregnant.” It sounds like this could be the balance We need, so We could still go into combat and be pregnant without endangering our children too much.

Hermais purred and pulled away while Cocoa kept eating us out. Then he was suddenly a she! She giggled and reached into her snatch to pull out a pearl and then she was a he again and he jerked off onto the pearl, turning it an iridescent white. He panted and brought it to our navel where he pressed it in. We heard a new voice in our head chanting spells of Chaos. Which, of course, sounded like absolute nonsense. What do peacocks and sugar plums have to do with this?

Hermais mewled before showing off her wanting snatch to us both waving it at our lips. “I can switch genders when ever I want mama~.” Hermais panted with a shockingly sexy female voice.

“Huh? But-mm~!” We moaned when Hermais suddenly dove between our thighs and practically burrowed herself into our snatch, causing us to spasm in pleasure as she quickly wormed back into our womb, swelling it out to full term with a single child and We panted with drool dripping down our chin. “Oh~, but isn’t it supposed to keep our belly down?” We asked as Hermais moved around in our womb before she got comfortable. It was near the end of the day wasn’t it?

“Do you want it?” The new voice asked. It sounded childlike and playful, the magic tickled our womb before Hermais seemed to both vanish from not touching our womb walls, yet she still filled us. We’re like Urta now!

“Well, We don’t need to be flat right now…” We bit our lip and looked at Cocoa, who was grinning mischievously. “Oh, come here.” We widened our stance and thrust our hips towards her, presenting our cunt. “It isn’t like you’re trying to hide that you want inside too.”

“Wait!” The new voice called out. “You have to turn off your ability for true unbirth or she’ll be your daughter!”

“O-oh, but We don’t know how to do that. Not even Aventurine can do that.” We moped, sighing as We rubbed our belly. “Will Hermais be okay?”

“Yes, because she’s already your child.” The voice explained.

“It’s alright. Cocoa understands.” Cocoa stated with disappointment, before looking at Urta, who looked beyond pleased as she rubbed her ripped 6-pack of abs. “Then again, Cocoa is tired. She’ll be going to bed now.” Cocoa yawned and gave us a goodnight kiss and shared the same with Urta before heading to her bedroom. With Cocoa now going to bed We kept thinking of how to figure out how to turn off our ability to truly unbirth others.

“We could practice trying to turn it off.” Daring suggested and We outwardly nodded.

“We have a few Lust Demons captured by scouts from the hideout of the Assassins we could use as test subjects.” Svartr added and We hummed in agreement with ourselves.

“What a day. I’m ready to-what happened now?” Visillia demanded after she walked into our home, looking dead tired and leering warily at our pregnant form and Urta’s suspiciously not-pregnant form.

“She’s still pregnant.” We huffed as the idea played in our mind. “Our little bundles of Chaos found a useful trick for Urta and I to use to be combat ready.” Penny from RWBY popped into our mind courtesy of Willow just then.

“But you’re still pregnant. That’s amoral to the children.” Visi huffed in annoyance. Wow, yes, it has been a bad day dear, please calm down.

“Well-.” We gasped when our belly suddenly went flat. “W-We’re not really pregnant. Our first born draconequus just wants to sleep in mama’s womb at night.” Visi stared at us in silence, before wordlessly heading towards the bathroom. “V-Visi?”

“Get to bed. I need to spoon.” Visi ordered, only to pause and sigh. “Better yet, come to the bathroom with me to clean up. None of us are clean right now and I need a massage.”

“I’m good at that. Massage was one of the major ways to get easy money in Tel’Adre.” Urta suddenly said, still looking a bit dopey even as her stomach roared with hunger. “Oh~, can you tykes do something about-thank you~!” Urta suddenly declared and no longer seemed hungry as she hooked a hand around our waist and pulled us along, soon doing the same with Visi towards the bathroom, both of us on each arm and We blushed when our now 8-foot tall amazon vixen grabbed our ass and We heard Visi gasp on her other side. “Lets get cleaned up and relaxed ladies!”

(<3)

Urta was massaging Visi’s back as she waved her ass at us while We soaked in the lavish pool-sized spa bath. Her glowing coconut-sized jewels were pressing into Visi’s butt as she straddled the mare to properly get at her shoulders and upper back. How she convinced Visilia is still confusing, but hearing Visi groan in relief and pleasure as the vixen rubbed knots and tension out of her body helped give an answer.

“Hm, such a sexy body.” Utra purred as she rubbed Visi’s shoulders, almost laying on our girlfriend. “The fact this is all natural for you is impressive.” Urta commented when she also worked Visi’s wings, making them stiffen with a groan.

“Mmf~. Thank you for the compliment.” Visi breathed out, her tail brushing against Utra’s balls, which made the vixen shiver a bit.

“Mrr.” Urta purred before giving Visilia’s left breast a grope on the side where it was pressed into the massage table, the other hand popping her back. In response, the mare’s stiff wings relaxed and draped over the sides of the massage table before the vixen worked the base of them.

“Oh, yeah, that’s it~.” Visi cooed cutely against the massage table as she wriggled under her masseuse.

“Sphinxes are a regular thing back in Tel’Adre and they always complain about their breasts and wings getting tight from the weight on both sides of the body pulling on the shoulder, chest and back muscles all at once. When was the last time you got a-whoa~!” Urta’s spine stiffened when Visi’s butt pressed up into her balls. “H-hey, calm down unless you want Urta Junior to pop out and get your back all dirty.” Urta huffed as she pressed on her sheathe to keep her horse dong from popping out.

“Sorry. Not for a long while.” Visi answered with a huff, restraining herself as she relaxed again.

“None of the boys know how?” We asked curiously, idly rubbing our flat tummy and enjoying the odd sensation of being normal sized, but still feeling our daughter/son sleeping in our womb.

“They never received a massage themselves either. So I wouldn’t be surprised if they couldn’t do one. Although, if I had to pick who would be suitable, it would be Hunter. Pillar coming in at second.” Visi replied and We could see why that would be since they’ve been fighting throughout their first days of being Displaced. The former, not the suitability to massage thing.

“Well, once they’re back I’m getting them in here. Then they might not be so grumpy.” Urta commented while she worked down Visilia’s back. Once she seemed done there she scooted down, gently threading Visi’s tail to the side and really digging her fingers into Visi’s ass with precision, making the mare jump.

“Holy shit~! That kinda hurts~!” Visi hissed, remaining still as Urta continued to work her rear until she groaned and relaxed.

“Sorry, the butt is a really hard spot to get, especially with well endowed or overweight people.” Urta apologized, rubbing Visi’s butt more gently before moving to the thighs. “The thighs will be pretty much the same, so stay relaxed as much as possible.”

“Okay.” Visi nodded and she obeyed, trying to stay relaxed as much as possible. Soon enough, Urta had reached her hooves and the gentle pressure to her frogs were visibly soothing. “Ah, that was a good massage.”

“You don’t want me to do your front too?” Urta asked curiously as she cracked her knuckles and stretched her tendons, making us hiss at how much she pulled her hands backwards. Yikes. We had no idea hands could even move like that.

“You sure it isn’t much trouble?” Visi asked Utra with a surprising amount of casualness.

“Babe, I’m an old hand at this. When I was a kid the easiest way to have work besides selling yourself into servitude was to be an aide to a business. There are a lot of massage parlors in Tel’Adre. Turn over.” Urta insisted playfully, but not with any clear lewd intention.

“Alright.” Turning around, Visi laid down on her back and showed off her motherly G-cup breasts. Urta professionally got back on the table, straddling the mare who seemed nervous as the big vixen leaned over her, reached to her head and began pressing and moving her fingers over her face. “Whoa~.”

“You massage the face too?” We asked in surprise. That isn’t normally a place you consider needs to be rubbed aside from relieving headaches.

“Oh yeah. There are hundreds of tiny muscles in the face. Tension builds up quickly, so this’ll last at best a few minutes, but the relief is incredi-ble! What did I say?!” Urta blushed, backing off and biting her lip since Visi had reached up and grabbed the coconut-sized glowing balls squishing into her stomach with both hands. “I haven’t even gotten to any erogenous zones yet.”

“Sorry.” Visi purred and gave another appreciative squeeze before she grit her teeth and removed her hands from Utra’s testes. “Dammit.” She cursed before trying to relax once more.

“You okay Visi?” We asked our mare with concern. She wasn’t the grabby sort, not to our knowledge. She was also oddly forward there, just outright going for the family jewels.

“I just feel...needy.” Visi grumbled with a heavy blush. “Fucking Hell, after all that happened, I feel like I need a good fuck.” Visi licked her lips as she eyed Urta over hungrily.

“Well, wait until you’re relaxed and cleaned up before you ruin it with frustration-fueled sex.” Urta huffed, moving down to Visi’s breasts. She pressed her fingers into them at the top where her breasts met her clavicles, making Visi’s eyes widen, back arch and milk spray from her nipples as she wordlessly screamed while the vixen continued to massage her chest.

“H-holy shit…” We whispered, seeing Visillia practically squishing her chest into Urta’s skilled hands and panting with spasms, causing a rather familiar smell. “D-did she just…?”

“Get off to me pressing in on some of the pressure points in her chest? Yeah. She’s a total virgin to deep-tissue massage.” Urta casually answered as if making someone orgasm from a touch wasn’t anything special before she moved further down Visi’s chest and to her abdomen, where she grabbed onto Urta’s wrists.

“M-more?” Visi panted out with a needy mewl and Urta shook her head.

“Wouldn’t work like that with the tension released now. It’d be no better than foreplay.” Urta informed her as she began massaging Visi’s stomach, scooting down her body for ease of access. Visi pouted at that, but made no further attempts as she relaxed and enjoyed the rest of her massage. “Okay, done. Let’s get you into the spa.”

“Sounds good.” Visilia sighed and got up weakly to wobble her way to the spa where she slid into the pool and let herself relax as she turned over to float on her back. “Ah~.”

“Cannonball~!” Urta declared, jumping and landing with a deceptively tiny splash for her size and formerly immense weight. “Aw, you made me too light for that.” Urta whined before she yelped and was suddenly a 10 foot ball with her head and boobs sticking out of the water, her Pearl Studs dripping with milk into the water. “You’re mean~.” Urta pouted, making us laugh as the water splashed everywhere from all the mass appearing out of nowhere and displacing all that water.

“They’re Chaos, dear!” We chuckled gleefully at the silliness.

“Little shits.” Visi mumbled under her breath, but We knew she was smiling at the Draconequus’ little tricks.

“Yes, well We’re still trying to figure something out. Urta, do you have a new voice in your head?” We asked our mate.

“You mean the one giving me occasional updates on the chaos magic changing my body? Yeah, it’s a simple little thing though. I think it’s just a spell management system. Heard some really powerful spells need something like that to keep them stable.” After Urta’s comment she suddenly shrunk back to her new normal size and she swam over to us. “I just asked it to turn me to my smallest size, so I think that’s how it works. It’s on command and offers suggestions or warnings.”

“It’s weird how it was crafted, with our kids using their eggs and sperm to craft it.” We said with a rub of our chin. “We wonder how they figured out they could do that.”

“Chaos mom!” Piped up Eris and We yelped at our shockingly adult-bodied daughter seated next to us, proportioned like us and washing her breasts with soap. “Chaos makes it happen, you just need loose logic to-.”

“Why are you an adult?!” We fretted. We’ve missed her childhood?! No~!

“Because I want to be one right now?” Eris blinked, her hourglass form still the same lion, pony, serpent, eagle combination as she was born with. “Mom, age is irrelevant to us. I could be a million years old and look like a toddler if I wanted.”

“Wait...so Hermais could look like his father at any time?” We asked rhetorically for confirmation.

“Or I could. Age, gender, it doesn’t matter. Dongoruas is considering jumping to being a girl as he pursues that cute changeling stallion at the Lewd Bar.” Eris said with a shrug, turning into Discord for a second, then turning into a toddler Dongoruas, then back to her adult form, all with the snap of her talons a few times.

“Oh, well that’s...wait, was the female draconequus with the huge pregnant belly seen with Fluttershy in our security reports Discord?!” We yelped. Eris’ blush and fidgeting was telling. “He took their kids off of her? But We thought they had 3 year gestations.”

“Well um...Fluttershy is still carrying those. It takes three years for draconequus to gestate in another species, but if it was a draconequus carrying the implings, it’s up to the mother how long they’ll allow them inside up to three years.” Eris informed us while blushing beet red.

“So Discord is so eager to be a parent with Fluttershy he took them to speed up the process?” Visi asked with curiosity as she floated near us.

“No, he let Fluttershy put new ones in him.” Eris informed while turning even more red, as if her body was changing color rather than being flushed.

“Fluttershy is a herm?!” We asked in shock.

“...No?” Eris answered in confusion, making us even more confused.

“Please, stop trying to understand Chaos.” Urta insisted with a rub of her temples. “I’d rather limit it to vague logic please. I have it woven into my body now, don’t make it more confusing.”

“Sorry.” Visi sighed after she sat up on the rim-around bench next to us.

“You know you could have just asked.” A female Discord said from next to Eris on her other side. “Rude to talk about someone like they’re not here.” Discord huffed with her husky voice as she lathered soap into her term with sextuplets belly.

“You weren’t even there to begin with.” Visi snarked with a splash at the invading God of Chaos.

“Hey~!” Came a whine from another female adult draconequus.

“Yeah!” Said another, soon the pool was full of adult female draconequus all bathing, chatting, and otherwise relaxing.

“...Suddenly this bath isn’t very soothing.” We muttered uncomfortably at all our sexy daughters or usually-sons on display so casually.

“Sorry mom.” Eris wilted and snapped her fingers with a shake of her head. The others save Discord all whined, then as quickly as they’d arrived all the other draconequus vanished, though the water did turn pink and smell like roses as it foamed up more easily. Aw, at least they were nice enough to add incense and bubble-bath to the water.

“Now, just to explain this.” Discord started since she and Eris had stayed. “Yes, Fluttershy is the father, no I did not give her a dick. Considering how I did it...well, do you two know of the game Mass Effect? I stole a concept from Asari just to avoid freaking my little Shy out. Good thing they exist out there in this universe too, so it was easy to alter my body for it.”

“We don’t want to know this…” The Asari are just freaky. They’re literally psionic parasites that interbreed with any other race for genetic diversity and use their telepathy to actually manipulate perceptions of them, basically mind-fucking everyone that saw them. It was even worse knowing this universe was also sharing the realm with Mass Effect apparently. Please no Reapers.

“They’re a Galaxy away, we don’t have to worry about them.” Hermais said in our head.

“Thank goodness. This world is insane enough on its own.”

“I was going to compare it to how Seahorses reproduce.” Visi commented, which made a lot of sense.

“Oh yes. Seaponies reproduce quite oddly.” We yelped when Aventurine was suddenly in the bath on the other side of Visi, the ultra-sexy senior alicorn Fertility Goddess casually lathering up. “Such a lovely bath, We can’t help but compare it to Celestia’s back home.” The iridescent goddess commented as she relaxed with her bosom floating on the water like our own was.

“I said Seahorses, not Seaponies. They don’t even exist in our world.” Visi clarified, but our Goddess waved it off.

“Same difference really. The Seaponies that do exist in our world reproduce with the males being females and the females being the males. The males carry the offspring which are laid as eggs in their sperm sacs and-.” Aventurine was interrupted by Urta splashing her.

“Can we not?!” Urta suddenly interjected, looking a little green at the concept of growing babies in what equates to the testicals. We aren’t entirely against that, since it’s a kink, but We understand that if she doesn’t like the idea then that’s totally fine.

“Fine.” Discord sighed in disappointment, as if actually intrigued in seapony mating methods. “At any rate, Fluttershy is still pregnant. She wanted to keep them like that, but I turned into an Asari-Draconequus and did this so we could have babies sooner.” She said with a proud pat of her belly. “Oh, and thank you for being so quick to adapt to all of this tomfoolery with gender and transformations. You’re doing good readers!” She said with a wink and pointing her finger at nothing.

“Don’t break the fourth wall so hard Little Dizzy.” Aventurine gently chided. “We don’t think present company can handle that much meta.” Ave declared as she washed her long flowing ethereal mane. How does one wash a mane made of ether? With hands, apparently.

“She summoned Lucifer here, one that can literally see pages.” Discord objected as she also washed her long flowing mane with disembodied claws.

“Wiatr dear, send him away ASAP. He’s a danger to the stability of your reality. Speaking of which, Dizzy, go fix that fissure in the fourth wall, it needs Flex Tape.” Aventurine casually mentioned as the very air seemed to shimmer. We hope that’s from the heat of the spa.

“Wait!” Visi shouted as she stood up.

“Yes?” Discord asked as she held black foot-wide tape while Eris looked confused and sick.

“No, not you Discord. It wouldn’t even matter.” Visi told him before looking towards our Goddess. “Why should we send Lucifer away? He’s not the true Devil.”

“Dear, if We explain, it might very well defeat the purpose.” The air was shaking and Aventurine leered at Discord, who quickly started applying black 12 inch wide rubber tape to the air and under the water of the bath pool, stabilizing it...somehow. Wow that’s good tape. It’s stopping reality from leaking! It even works underwater! Can We buy some?

“Lucifer is looking for his Halo that is for some reason here in our world.” We idly commented as We examined the magnificent tape with awe.

“Yeah, it might be best for him to grab his continent destroying body part before he leaves. Then we lock up his token. He’s worse than Excalibur.” Discord commented, possibly unknowingly mirroring a thought We’d had about the Displaced.

“Best yet.” Aventurine reached into her cleavage and pulled out a golden halo. “Oh Lucy~! Stop mucking around in the rainforest and-!!” Lucifer burst through the door, grabbed the halo and promptly put it over his head.

“Ah. There it is. It kept moving around.” He said before smiling. “Hey I think I know you! Did you live in Las Vegas before being Displaced? My name was Samuel.”

“Yes and We’d rather forget that past life. Sorry to say Sammy, never knew you personally. Senior class of Bonanza High?” Aventurine casually answered as if a buff, handsome male without genitals wasn’t standing totally nude a few feet away.

“Eh, yeah, got a job in Silicon Valley before I was sent to the Void. Now I’ve been chained to something’s will for a billion years. Kinda relearning stuff about being Mortal, got close but the Source is missing and I need my full power back to find it.” He sighed.

“We’ve forgotten how to be ‘mortal’ already. As a suggestion, find Rivelion. The Source is practically drawn there like liquid iron to magnets.” Aventurine suggested as Discord continued to put tape on the air, said air bulging at the tape and our Goddess was quirking an eyebrow at us. Oh, right.

“I need my wings to do that. I can’t jump dimensions at will without them. Also Discord that wasn’t my fault, it was Hell’s, they seem to be using something to ‘edit’ pages to get here. Unsure how they got that power.” He explained, confusing us even more as the air started to actually tear open!

“Lucifer-our-contract-is-complete!” We urgently interrupted his constant rambling and he was sucked through his void portal. With him gone the air snapped back into place and the tape fell into the water, somehow adhering to the water’s surface. Dayum that is cool tape! We want it!

“What was that about? What did he mean by E-” Eris had her mouth plugged up by a dick-shaped chocolate pudding pop courtesy of Discord.

“No and I think he may have been onto something Ave. While him talking about it helped, it didn’t seem like he was the start of it, he only made it worse.” The pregnant danger noodle said.

“You’re the one who started it, We tried to warn off of it, but no~ everyone had to keep plucking at the seams of reality. Girls, don’t ponder the meaning of existence, you’re too magically powerful for that not to do horrible, terrible things to reality.” Ave warned as she continued to lounge.

“Yes, leave it to her and Lucy, they can actually handle it. Lucy can repair the damage better than either of us can.” Discord said while putting penis pudding pops in all our mouths. “Don’t start talking or thinking about it. If Lucy boy is onto something let him deal with it.”

Visi didn’t like any of this as she got out and aggressively shoved her penis pudding pop down Dizzy’s throat before she left the room. “You two better come out of that bathroom without that jackass or that twatbag of a Goddess!”

“Great.” We groaned in unison with Urta and glared at Discord who had to start the whole mess.

“Sorry, I can turn back time to a limited degree in a small area around me since it screws with Order hard.” He chuckled.

“If it will avoid reality nearly collapsing in the immediate vicinity from that clusterfuck just now, that may be a wise decision.” Ave offered before sucking on her penis pudding pop.

“Wait, what abo-”

We all relaxed in the tub with Lucifer blinking with his halo over his head as Aventurine sighed next to us, Visi relaxing on the other side with Urta who was sleeping, Eris curled up on top of the hot water like it was a bed and I think a new draconequus was laying on the massage table with a sextuplet belly as magic hands worked on her.

“Huh...I’m having Déjà vu.” Lucifer said blinking in confusion. “Did...never mind, won’t do any good.” He said before he sat next to Ave in the water.

“You guys weren’t here just seconds ago.” We scratched our massive fennec ears in confusion.

“And you were so nice to leave it silent until Lucy boy put on his halo and joined in.” The pregnant Draconequus whined, rubbing her eyes and making the others mumble and wake up. “Well, it was a lovely bath. Anyone want a Penis Pudding Pop before I leave?”

“Yes please.” Ave agreed, gladly grabbing said lewd treat as it appeared before her.

“Huh...what?” We asked before our Goddess put fingers to our lips.

“Chaos is not to be questioned. Discord gave us some understanding of how she got pregnant, but then you all tried applying too much logic and We had to wipe your minds to keep you from going insane.” Ave whispered while she offered us a second penis pudding pop. Wow, even thinking of that name feels silly.

“Huh, wouldn’t want a Sheogorath to show up.” Lucifer chuckled. “Well, I have my Halo.” He said before the ring turned to golden horns on either side of his head curling under his wolf ears. “So now I need to keep searching for other realities. Thanks for summoning me.”

“Okay, Um yo-” We started before he summoned another sword and handed it to Ave.

“Here, in case you need help or just want to chat about human things with a familiar...voice.” He said with a sigh.

“A puppet who can’t cut his strings.” Discord chuckled as Lucifer glared at her.

“Okay, now send me out before I start beating the mother over there.” He growled.

“Your contract is complete.” We mewled and he vanished in his portal, which sucked out a good bit of the water with him.

“Well, now that he’s gone, let’s get to bed.” Visilia cooed, running a hand along our and Urta’s shoulders as she got out of the tub, her hips swaying and her tail flicking as she looked back at us with a saucy grin.

“Go on you lovebirds. We will simply enjoy this bath before heading home.” Ave shooed us out of the bath and soon we were all drying off, pinching each other and giggling before skittering to our bedroom. “Those kids are adorable. Hopefully they won’t lose that spark before the end of their adventures. Keep up the good work Eris.” Eris simply hummed in response.