Holy Fuck, I Pissed Off a Giant Rainbow Dash

Chapters

The Misunderstanding
The Escape
The Entrapment
The Engagement

The Misunderstanding

“No way!” The words left my lips before regret could set in. “So you are into the girly stuff then!”

“You are such a dick!” Rainbow Dash leaned over the table to punch my wrist. Not slap, not a flick—she cocked back an arm, hovered over the table, and unleashed a hoof that shot into my wrist. “How could you just say that aloud?!”

“Hey! Enough, enough!” I scooted my chair back a foot to avoid her continuous punches. Her forehooves rested atop the red-clothed table. Rainbow Dash glared at me like she was debating tackling me here and now.

“Good. Now just don’t jump and everything will be fine.” Rainbow’s hoof took a step forward on the table. “Seriously, quit it! Just… look around, all right?”

Rainbow kept staring at me and glaring at me and everything that made my cold blood all the more colder. She must have thought I was trying for a rouse, but, she allowed herself to trust me for a second, glancing around the table. Her long rainbow mane flicked in the air.

“See?” I said while she was busy looking over her shoulders. “I booked this table for a reason. Unless the waiter comes by, we’re alone.” I then bounced my head left and right. “Well, okay, maybe not alone. Because we’re together. But we can be alone, just together if it helps.”

“Alright alright.” Rainbow turned back around to face me. Her scrunched up muzzle relaxing. Her rump fell back into the seat, and she crossed her hooves. “You promise to shut up, and I’ll keep my hooves to myself.”

“It’s a deal.” I pushed my chair against the table. We had long since eaten our meals, gems for me, a hay sandwich for her, and now, with only glasses on the table; we were set to get smashed. “So… dresses, huh?”

“Didn’t we agree on not talking about this?”

Rainbow was glaring at me again. She was rolling a hoof up one of her legs. She meant business. I didn’t like it when she meant business.

“Look. We don’t have to talk about it.” I even put my claws up and showed her my palms. Dropping my shoulders, I reached out for my glass of gin. “But I’m happy you told me. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, you know.”

“Well, it is.” Rainbow crossed her forelegs and slumped into her seat. “It is when you’re me.”

“C’mon, I thought we were past that!” I downed my drink and put the glass back on the table. “You’re awesome, Rainbow, and no pony will deny that. Reputation is important. I get that.” I leaned over the table, which was much easier when I’m twice the height of a pony, and put my claw on her furry wrist. “But we have a deal, don’t we?”

Rainbow Dash looked up from her chest. Her eyes were soft, expression vulnerable, and she was exposed before me. So I revealed myself as well. “I’m not just a dragon, and you’re not just a Wonderbolt. When we agreed to that, those were the terms, weren’t they?”

Rainbow sighed. “Alright, fine. You won me.”

I smiled and leaned back into my seat. I tried letting go, but her hoof followed me to the middle of the table, where we were still joined. “So… dresses then?”

Rainbow blushed. “Well, yeah. They make me feel, you know, kind of, sort of…”

I nodded and kept silent.

“...girly.”

I did my best not to laugh.

“I guess you do have a bit of a problem there.” My other claw stroked my chin. “You’ve made a case for trying to be the opposite of a mare, but at the same time, because you repress it so much…”

“Kinda close to that.” Rainbow sighed as her hoof became heavy atop my claw. “I mean, it just feels nice, you know? All dressed up and feeling pretty.” She blinked and then quickly shook her head. “Not pretty! Just…”

“Beautiful?” That caught her gaze on me again. “You hit that already without the dress, Rainbow.”

“Shut up.” Rainbow pulled back, but even still, kept her hoof on my claw. “You know we’re not dating. Ya gotta be safe with the stuff you say to a mare.”

“Maybe you’re a mare I like saying that kind of stuff too.”

“Seriously, quit it.”

“Sorry, had to try my luck.”

So the dinner went by. We banged afterward as was our deal. Rainbow wasn’t to sappy crap. At least, she wasn’t at first. When we started this deal of sex on top of friendship, we had agreed just to be ourselves. There were no expectations, and the more time we spent together, the more we opened up.

To be honest, it does feel like we’re dating. I don’t mind it. In fact, I very much like the idea of dating Rainbow, though how much she likes dating me is up for debate. She liked me. I knew she does.

All I can try is to do things that will cause her to like me more.

“So like this then?” I asked as I held the fabric tightly. “And then slice straight across?”

Rarity lifted onto her rear legs. Her chest pressed against my back as her hooves settled on my elbows. “Precisely, darling. Straight, and do not miss.”

Using the tip of my finger, I cut through the bottom of the fabric, taking the excess of the dress. Pride swelled in my chest as my mind was in the zone. Learning a skill was tough, but when I got the knack for it, I became immersed as well as obsessed.

“Good!” Rarity came off my back. She opened her mouth but stopped. A knock had come not from the door, but rather, the window above her studio.

“My,” she said, looking over her shoulder and up, “what made that sound?”

I looked with her only to find a window that saw only the darkness of the night.

“Must be the wind,” I suggested to her, which she nodded to before I glanced back at the stage we were on. We had a dress on the mannequin, and when I closed my eyes even for a blink, I could see the finished project. “Mind if we get back to this? I got enough inspiration to see me to sunrise.”

Rarity came to my side. “And just what caused all this?”

I looked down at her smiling muzzle. “What?”

“It’s not at all uncommon for you to help me with my dresses,” Rarity said. “But it is quite unusual for you to be creating one of your own intention.” She glanced at my work so far. “I admit, your skills on being my assistant are certainly showing. But this? This is a whole new level of help.”

“Boredom.”

“Pardon?”

“Boredom.” I smirked down at her. “Twilight’s got nothing for me to do back at home, so I figured, hey, I know how to stitch some stuff—might as well go all the way and learn how to make clothes and stuff.”

Celestia that was a mouthful.

And, of course, Rarity only smirked. “Okay dear, whatever you say must be true. But please, if you plan on working all night, then take all that you have learned and finish without me.”

Boom. Exactly what I wanted to hear.

“Of course.” I gestured to the distant staircase. “Go take a nap if you like. I got the next stretch covered in my mind.”

And so she left.

And so I worked on another dress.

It wasn’t easy at first.

Twilight had a lot of books on stitching and stuff in the library. The private lessons with Rarity helped as well. Weeks, almost a month passed before my project was done. Good timing too.

“Happy anniversary, Rainbow.” We were at the same restaurant and in the same seats. I went to hug her, but she went to her seat instead. “Er, is everything alright?”

“Of course it is!” Rainbow said as she settled into her seat, smiling up at me. “Just… a long flight getting here.”

“Oh, fair enough.” I fell into my seat and sighed into the air. Just last night I had finished the project, but that didn’t mean much sleep for our date. I felt bad. Rainbow had been so happy about this, something mushy and romantic, which is why I downed several energy drinks just to keep up with her.

But she seemed more tired than me.

We sat in silence for a moment. I was without words. Rainbow Dash sat on the other seat, tall and on her rump, mane clean and down her shoulders. Celestia was she perfect! So small and yet so much in one package. Even tired she could always light my heart.

“Guess we should have a toast?”

“Oh yeah,” Rainbow said, nodding. “Big time.”

I went to turn but stop. Instead of flagging down a waiter, I was looking at two glasses of gin and such already on the table. I blinked.

“Oh.” I looked up at her. “Looks like you already beat me to the drinks.” I chuckled and went to pick one up. “Should we toast then?”

“Wait just a sec.” Rainbow's voice was direct but soft, and her gaze lingered down between her hooves. “There’s something I wanna get off my chest first.”

“Uh, sure?” I put my arms on the table and leaned forward. “Is everything okay?”

“Guess we’ll find out.” Rainbow lifted her rose-colored eyes and gazed at me. “Just, promise to be quiet until I’m finished, okay?”

I nodded. “Can do…”

Rainbow stared at me for a few moments longer. She looked conflicted, and her chest heaved harder than usual. I didn’t rush her. I breathed just as heavily and waited for something either great or horrible to happen.

“So you and I have been together for a really long time.” Rainbow let her shoulders drop, glancing to her right “I mean, a year is totally a long time to me, but it may not be so long to ponies who are not me. And uh, I’ve enjoyed the time we spent together.”

“And so have I,” I said with an edge of concern in my voice.

Rainbow smiled back at me again. She sat a tad taller in her seat. “And we know a lot about each other now too! You know that I sometimes like to be seen as, well, a girl, and I know that you’d want to be be crushed by a giant me!"

And now it was my turn to almost punch her. “Rainbow! Voice!”

“Easy! Just a little revenge, okay?” Rainbow giggled. “Just, we know tons about each other, and we both seem to like each other, and I was just wondering if, you know, maybe we should start doing more with each other.” She lowered her muzzle. “If that’s cool with you.”

I gulped. I wanted to speak, to answer her right away, to say yes and have her be mine. But I was not a true dragon. My throat clenched, my heart hurt, and I almost fainted from excitement.

“Of course that’s cool with me.” I smiled at her and spoke the best I could. “I love you, Rainbow Dash.” I blinked and cough and at once covered my mouth. “I mean I really like you!”

And at the second Rainbow looked truly startled. The way her eyes went wide and her lips curved made me think that she was expecting a different answer, but that didn’t make sense. True. She was a tad more insecure than she let on, but I gave many hints on how much I was opened to there being a her and I.

So what was she so surprised by?

“Uh, is it, um.” I racked my brain for words while fighting the urge to slap myself. “Can I kiss you now? Like my marefriend.”

Rainbow blinked. “Duh! Go right for it dude.”

I leaned forward.

“Just after we’ve had a toast.” Rainbow’s wind unfurled and wrapped around her glass, lifting it to her lips. “We gotta toast to something!”

I chuckled. “You got me there.”

So we lifted our drink and clinked them together. We said our words, made our vows, and pressing our glasses to our lips, drank the fluids that would fuel our sex later tonight.

Only… something was off about my drink. I wasn’t sure, but the taste was different from the gin. Oh heck. Who cared! I was about to get with the Rainbow Dash. Not just sex which was great. But she liked me back! She liked me as a dragon and a boy!

And she was going to lose her tail when she saw what I had waiting for her back in my room.

“So now—” I put the glass back on the table “—how about that kiss…”

I stopped when my vision started to do spins. The ceiling became the floor, and the floor became the ceiling. I blinked and blinked and wanted to vomit at the turns happening in my stomach.

“I’m game.” Rainbow put her hooves on the table and leaned up and over it. “Pucker up, loverboy.”

“On second thought.” I jumped from my seat and rushed toward the nearest bathroom. “Gotta use the restroom. Don’t leave! Keep those lips waiting until I get back!”

I shouted all that while running through other tables. Idiot! Dumb idiot! Screw it. I just kept running until I reached a wall and a door and stood before a sink. I didn’t hear the door close behind me. I tried throwing up the gin. The sink was getting taller.

“What the…” The whiteness of the sink became just a blur as my claws slipped from its side. I tried reaching up and found that I could touch nothing. “Something… engh… wrong…”

The click of a door came behind me.

I turned. “Help! I can’t…”

I saw in the distant Rainbow Dash. She was across the bathroom, and when the door had closed behind her, she flicked her tail against the lock. We were alone in this room, and something was wrong with me.

“R-Rainbow?” I stepped toward her. I slipped and fell and was laying on my side. The world blurred away, and the distant steps of my marefriend were enough to rock the whole room. “W-What did… hnngh…”

“Enjoy your drink, stud?” Rainbow Dash hooves stopped just before my body, and due to my failing vision, they looked huge! Looking up, she towered over me, and even though her face was blurry, her grin clear. “I put in a little extra something just for you!”

Everything was fading.

“You… bitch...”

Nothing.

~ Rainbow Dash ~

Ha!

What were ya expecting? Cheat on the GREAT, THE AWESOME, RAINBOW DASH and get away with it? Yeah right! The shrinking sucker laid at my hooves. The potion must have knocked him out. Dunno how it worked, but he was getting smaller, so it was working.

I looked around the room for a second. It looked like more bathrooms. I mean, not the ladies room. We don’t usually have urinals and other male crap. But we were alone. The door was locked. No way in and no way out.

I went back to looking down at the shrinking guy. I laughed. It has been a good few years since he started to tower over me. Spike was the only guy I was cool being in the shadow of. But now? After that little stint with Rarity? I could only keep laughing as he shrank smaller than me!

Ha! Smaller and smaller. He shrunk until he was the size of a baby, then smaller than even that! After a while, I stopped laughing and started squinting. He was getting a little too small. Lifting my hoof over his body, he only covered the center of it.

Uh-oh. Did I put too much into it?

“Okay,” I muttered under my breath. “No need to kill the guy. That should about do it.”

Spike kept shrinking.

“Ruh-roh.” I lowered my hoof onto his body, and at once, a tingle ran along my spine at feeling him underneath me. Hard like a pebble, he pressed into the underside of my hoof. I bit my lower lip, putting more weight on him. “You may wanna wake up, little guy.”

No dice and no budge.

Did I just kill Twilight’s assistant?

No. That didn’t seem like the case. I felt him underneath my hoof, but he wasn’t shrinking any more into its center. I sighed at the close call, and then, lifting my hoof slightly, I almost giggled at the sight.

Tiny Spike slept on the tile floor. The square dwarfed him! He looked like he was only a few inches tall. He was curled up into a small ball, sleeping. He seemed so cute and weak, so small and tiny! I couldn’t help but bring my hoof down to his face, using its edge to stroke his face.

He smiled.

I then shook my head. The cheat didn’t deserve to be cuddled! So I raised my hoof over his tiny body and let it hover for a good little while. Spike continued to sleep, unaware of the giant hoof over his body—one step, one crunch, and he’d be asleep for good.

But I kept watching him sleep. I couldn’t stop. He looked so sweet and innocent and all I wanted to do was pull him against my chest. Gosh, that must have sounded girly. But I was so used to be girly around him! I liked being around him. And I thought that we were going to be around each other for a lot longer.

And then he found another mare on the side he’d like to be around a lot more.

Even if I picked him up now, asleep and unaware, all I would do is hold him against my chest and let him feel the heart he had broken. And that’s not how I do things. You hit me, and I hit back. We were done, that’s for sure, but not until he had his little heartbroken just as much!

So my wing unfurled at my side. Slipping my feathers underneath his body, I gently lifted him into the air. Spike was mine until I said otherwise. Just keep him tucked in my wing. Even if he screamed, his voice would be muffled.

Celestia was he tiny!

I went to furl my wing but couldn’t. I brought him in front of my muzzle. My eyes took a second to focus on his body, but when I did, I saw him lying back on a bed of my feathers. It was crazy to see just how small he was in comparison to everything else.

I’ve never thought of myself as big. I always made up for that in speed. But looking down at the tiny dragon, I saw that my wings, my tiny little wings were like a stadium to him He could go on a trek across my feathers for an hour as I watched him all from above.

My thighs rubbed against my crotch at the idea. I kept staring at him sleep on my wing. More and more the idea of having a tiny dragon was turning me on. The fact that it was Spike was, well, making my heart beat faster than usual.

Celestia, why did he have to be a cheating prick!

But he was asleep. He was still Spike. Bringing him closer to my mouth, he was smaller than my bottom lip! There was so little of him and so much of me. Bringing him to my lips, I kissed him. I didn’t want to, but my body did, and even though he was tiny, the fact that a tiny guy was against my lips had my eyes drifting shut.

It didn’t last for long. This was the guy’s bathroom, and while some guys wouldn’t mind finding a mare in here, I doubt I’d like finding a guy in here. So I pulled the little dude from my lips, smiling at the kiss.

“Maybe the wing idea is a bit much,” I murmured to myself, looking down. My mane draped down my back. “Hey! That works.”

Lifting my wing into my mane, I let my tips work Spike into my strands. I had him leveled with my ear, strands tying around his every limb, keeping him locked in my hair. Once finished, I went to the mirror to check myself out.

Oh my. I looked at my reflection and shook my head at it. Checking out my muzzle from every angle, there wasn’t a thing off about me! All I could see was Rainbow Dash grinning back. I even puffed my mane a little bit all to see nothing come from it!

It was crazy to think that I had Spike locked in my hair. I could go about my day and nopony would have a clue what was up! I was rubbing my thighs together more and more at the idea of carrying a tiny Spike around, that I was the only one that knew he was on me, that everyone else saw nothing but me.

But I was everything to him! If I set him on my back, it would take him forever for him to get to my rump! Giggling, I walked out of the bathroom, unseen as I did so, and went to go back to my table, where a waitress stood before.

“Oh, there you are!” the waitress said as I trotted up, though she started tilting her head. “I was worried you, and your date had left! Say, where is your dragon?”

“He ended up dashing off.”

The waitress sat down and covered her mouth. “Oh no! I’m so sorry to hear that.” She lowered her hooves to the ground. “Are you okay?”

“You kidding? I’ll be fine.” I waved a hoof. “I get another date in a flick of my mane!”

“But you had booked this date monthes in advance!” The waitress returned to her hooves, approaching me. “And if you don’t pardon my saying, but you looked very excited for this day.”

I gulped at the remark and felt a stabbing in my heart. “Yeah, I mean, I liked the dude. Liked the dude a lot.” I sighed and dipped my head, feeling a small body collide into the side of my neck. “But he had a mare on the side. Only just found out recently.”

“That jerk!” The waitress shook her head. “Well, you don’t worry about this dinner, okay? You just get home now and spend some time recovering.”

“Thanks, but I wouldn’t want ya getting in trouble for letting this slide.” I turned around. “Besides, I’ll be getting my revenge soon enough.”

There was only one thing that waitress could have said, and when she said it, I was only more excited to get home.

“You go girl.”

~ Spike ~

Ouch.

What the heck? I blinked my eyes multiple times only to see the same strange sight. I couldn’t tell where I was, or when I had passed out, or even what time it was. My stomach churned as it felt like the whole world was rocking around me.

It took a few more blinks before things started to clear up. Vines were around me. The kind you would see in a forest, but from what I could tell, I wasn’t in one. The world kept rocking, and vines were around me, and if I squinted my eyes, they each were a different color… each one the color of a rainbow.

Just what the heck was happening?

Sure enough, all the vines were rainbow color. They were thick and didn’t make for much light. There were small patches that gave way to the sun, but besides that, I had no idea where I was. Some vines were thinner than others, but that’s not the way how vines worked.

I tried moving but found that I couldn’t. Looking down at my body, my ankles and wrists were wrapped in the vines themselves, and when is struggled, I could feel them flicking against my scales. They didn’t feel like vines, they felt like… hair.

Hair. I was in hair. Rainbow hair big enough to entwine me. But how was that possible. Where in Ponyville did their exist rainbow hair big enough to capture a dragon, and how the heck did I wind up in it from a bathroom?

Wait, I passed out in that bathroom. Rainbow Dash was there, and she was taller than usual. She had drugged me. She had taken me. It all made sense besides the giant hair. What the heck did she do to me while I was asleep?

“Oh? Is someone awake?” The voice roared softly. That didn’t make a sense. “I would be pretty confused if I were you?”

“How about you start making me less confused?” I replied to the voice that came from everywhere. I struggled against the strands of hair. “Where am I?”

“You’re in my bedroom!” The world stopped rocking, and I stopped swaying. Whatever I was attached to must have stopped moving. “Been here enough times. What’s the matter? Can’t see it from deep inside my mane?”

Deep inside her mane? What the heck was Rainbow Dash talking about?

“Let me help you out, then.”

Something came from outside the wall of hair. A large blue tip came hurling toward me, soft looking with a plane of feather spreading out from it. What the heck was it? It almost seemed like a wing, but it was too big to be one, right?

Whatever it was, it was coming for me, the appendage wrapping around my body, making me feel so… tiny. Once it had me trapped in a small curl, it pulled me free from my restraints and toward the wall of hair. I closed my eyes and braced myself for impact.

Nothing could prepare me for what lay on the other side.

Giant. Huge. Walls made of clouds than spanned further than the corners of my eyes dared to dream of. As the monolithic wing took me into the air, I was forced to gaze at the expanse of its length—how it connected to a barrel, blue and thick, far more so than any building in Manehattan.

And then I saw her face. Dear Celestia did I see her face! Everything was blurry between us. Her head was everything. She blocked everything behind her. Her eyes the size of moons gazed down at me.

The only thing longer than Rainbow’s face was her mane. It spanned across her head and draped along her head, vines the size of jungles themselves hanging along her body.

Rainbow Dash was huge, or rather, I was small.

“Hey there, small fry.” Rainbow’s lips parted during the words, showing the dimness inside her maw. “Is being small everything you wanted it to be?”

I shook my head. “Rainbow Dash? What the hell did you do to me?”

“Roofied your drink, duh!” Her giant head tilted and her mane traveled up the side of her neck. “Couldn’t kick your ass if you were rocking it at full size.”

“Kick my ass?” I squinted my eyes. “What are you going on about? Why did you shrink me? How did you shrink me?” I shook my head again. “Forget all that. Make me big again.”

“Nuh-uh!” Rainbow inched toward me, the movement covering a mile, her enormous muzzle dwarfing my whole body. “You totally crushed my heart. You ain’t leaving until I’ve done the same to you!”

“When the hell did I crush your heart?!” I replied. “As far as I’m concerned, we were supposed to get together today!”

“Only you already got with somepony else!”

“There is nopony else!” Looking down at the surface of her bone, I laid my claw on it, pushing myself onto my feet. “It’s only been you and me for the past year! Who the heck would I’ve gotten with anyway!”

“You know who,” Rainbow said in a bitter voice as her head pulled away. “And now you’re going to pay the price for cheating.”

“I’m not seeing anypony else!” I cried back, stumbling as the wing began to rise. “And it’s not cheating if we weren’t even dating!”

My words went unheard. The wing rose over the giant head and began to tilt forward, causing me to see over the tip. The back of her mane loomed below. More and more, I was being tilted toward it.

“No no no!” I yelled, flailing my arms to keep straight. “You better not!”

“Just try to stop me!”

She had me. The wing tilted forward, and I stumbled. My stomach lurched as the air took me and blew past me and screeched into my ear. Even falling from a great height didn’t give me a vantage point of Rainbow Dash’s body. She was lying forward on her bed for sure. Her back stretched across an endless bed, and if I looked far enough, I could make out the waterfall of her tail blurring into the distance.

And her rump. That giant and firm and so many other wonderful adjectives ass! I’m not lying if Rainbow’s butt was half the reason why I wanted her to be mine. Even now, falling to my death, I can’t stop but check out her flanks before I checked out for good.

But now was not the time for that. Looking down at where I was to crash, the back of her mane greeted me, its silkiness reflective in the light, and I knew at once I had a plan. Coming close to her hair, I let my body fall alongside with a purple strand, risking the reach.

My claws clamped down on the strand. My body jerked as my momentum slowed. I slid down the hair like a firepony would a pole. The expanse of her neck greeted me from afar as the giant head remained still.

“Oh craaaaaaaaap!” The strand came to its tip, and my claws slipped from it. I fell again, only this time, I crashed into the slope of the neck, rolling down the soft fur and hitting the few protruding bumps that were the top of her spine. “Ennnnngnnnn…:

Shaking my head to forgo my vertigo, my eyes adjusted to the plane of blueness. Short fur tickled me and soothed my feet when I stood up. I stumbled in place. The ground moved for me.

“Made it alive to my back, did ya?” the voice boomed from behind me, and when I looked over my shoulder, I saw the distant, giant face of Rainbow Dash doing the same. She looked down at me like one would an ant at their hooves. “Never thought you’d be small enough to do that again.”

“You and me both.” I threw out my arms and took a step forward. “Now can you tell me why you’re doing all this?”

“Quit it!” My feet vibrated as the ground shook in tandem with Rainbow’s outburst. “You know why you’re here. You ain’t cheating this. You’ll play my game whether you want to you or not.”

“And talking isn’t an option?”

“Unless you want to talk from inside my mouth.”

My shoulders dropped. “Fine. What do you want?”

“Knew you’d see it my way.” Rainbow grinned. “And since you’re on my body, all of me is my way!” She giggled. “How cool is that? Everything you see is just a part of me! I’m like, a goddess or something!”

And here came the ego trip.

“So explore!”

“Explore where?”

“The only place you’re able to go.”

I gulped and looked forward. Sighing, I began forward, feeling the fur creep up between my toes. The skin behind was just as soft. I knew where I was going, and so, sometimes, I would just watch the ground below shift. I didn’t look back. She was watching. Rainbow’s giant face was staring down at me as I walked across her back, and that, in of itself, gave her everything her ego could have ever wanted.

What the fuck could have caused any of this?

It wasn’t before long that I had covered most of her back. I was now approaching dangerous area. It shouldn’t have been a surprise that the ground was becoming softer and squishier, making it harder to walk upon.

“You made it!” the voice boomed from behind my back, and at its very sound, the ground swayed to its tone. “You finally made it to my rump. Tell me, is it every bit as awesome as you were hoping it to be?”

“You kidding?” I finally glanced over my shoulder and past the blue expanse, glaring up at the hovering, monolithic face of Rainbow Dash. Her expression was confused, and her eyes glinted in the bedroom light. “The hell am I supposed to do with your ass from all the way up here?”

Rainbow tilted her head. “Good point.” She smirked. “Guess I’ll just have to knock you down a peg, hey?”

The flanks at my feet rumbled as movement stirred behind me. I looked forward again to see her tail, something so long that it stretched on for miles and blurred the closer it fell to the bed, flicking into the air.

Like a tidal wave, it took to the sky, multi-strands of colors and rainbows obscuring the lamp above—slices of light the only thing touching me. I gulped and stepped back on her right flank, the surface soft enough that my foot sunk an inch, throwing me off balance as I landed on my ass on her ass.

Then it came. Oh my did it came. The tail of Rainbow Dash, usually short and trimmed now like an ocean descending upon me. Rainbow was watching. She had to be watching. She’d get off to this, alright. A tiny drake stuck atop her huge rump, his hand up and his mouth screaming, watching, pleading for her tail not to crush him.

A tail! That thing ponies have. You’d never give them much thought. They’re just… tails. But this one? This one was no mere tail. It was more than an instrument playing to the will of Rainbow Dash—this tail was its own object, its own sentience, and now, now it was going drown me in its presence and substance.

The tail flicked down upon me, and at once, I screamed as the soft strands flicked across my hard scales. I suffered the falling of the rainbow for a few more seconds. Then my screaming stopped. I put my claw down. And then I remembered that I was a pussy.

My limbs and torso entwined in the strands of her tail, my head turned back around to stare up at Rainbow. “Ha! That was it? Your tail has nothing on—OH SHIT!”

It didn’t occur to me that she was going to flick her tail twice. At once the wave of rainbow strands launched into the air, my stomach going hollow at the sudden ascension—the ceiling, once as distant as the ground was to the moon in the sky, was hurtling toward me like I was on a makeshift rocket.

“Damn it, Rainbow Dash!” I screamed, and I screamed repeatedly and endlessly as my trajectory changed. To think that a tail was lifting me into the air and now, after reaching its apex in height, was now slamming down to the mattress below—something just as distant as the ceiling above. “No no no! Don’t do this! Don’t you—”

Words meant nothing when you were dealing with a careless giant. Everything blurred around me and the sudden and never-ending drop created a pit in my stomach, a cavity that pulled everything in my body—senses included—inside that very pit.

I hated rollercoasters—especially when they were alive.

“I hate this!” The air whipped into my ears as my restrains slipped from my wrists. My descent proved too fast and strong for the strands of hair to keep around my body. Behind me, two pillars of blue blurriness stood erect, legs like towers.

I was falling along the slope of her left thigh. Even though I was falling to my death, heart pounding and mind crazed. I couldn’t help but blink at the sight! The thick thighs of blue converged near her crotch, and without her tail to hide her goods, Rainbow perfect, tight pussy loomed above me.

The sight stole my breath. As the base of her tail was Rainbow’s pucker, its center slightly open and twitching. Below it began the long length of her dripping slit, a pussy tucked between her cheeks, its bottom agape and almost winking… almost winking at me.

I watched the ass and the pussy grew distant above, a vulva of blue fuzziness and an ass just supple enough. We’d never acquainted. I knew that. The story goes that, when you die, you see a bright white light—I guess this was my version of that.

But looking down, the mattress of the bed loomed just below. Two giant hooves impressed the sheeted, holding up the body of a goddess. In a few seconds, I would be a splat of red against the blueness of her hooves.

Then something happened. The tail which had lost me gained me again. The thickness of the bottom of her tail flung forward under me, not exactly catching me, but rather, having my body plummet through its strands, every one slowing my descent until, finally, I slid down on one that deposited me just on the white sheets.

“Holy crap…” I breathed through my panting, sitting on my ass with my hands held out before my eyes. “I’m… alive. I’m still alive!” I pumped my fists into the air. “I lived! Hahahaha! Take that!”

The ground rumbled.

“How’d you like the ride, twerp?” the voice boomed from above. Looking up, I saw the backside of the mare. Legs were stretching up into the sky, a waterfall of tail draped behind me, the heavy crotch of the horny girl looking at the crux between her thighs.

I gulped at just how utterly small I was, and in turn, how utterly gigantic Rainbow Dash was.

“You were whining about being unable to feel my flanks up from above.” Rainbow Dash snickered as her hind legs buckled. “So let me bring em’ down to you!”

“Rainbow Dash!” I called up as her twin cheeks fell from the sky. “You better call this shit off!”

“What’s that?” Rainbow mocked. “You’ll have to speak louder! Especially when you’re under my butt.”

“I don’t want to be under your butt!” It didn’t seem like I had a choice in the matter. Just above my head, two blue, furry cheeks were crashing down on me. Rainbow’s cutie marks of a lightning bolt were now as big as clouds themselves. “C’mon!”

The giant ass crashed down on me. The weight was tremendous at once. It pushed down onto my ass, then made me lay down on my back, the flesh flatting all around my body as well as over it. Everything became dark, or rather, a dim blue.

“How’s that feel, cheater!?” The mattress squeaked from the added weight of her rump, the sheets impressing below and around me. She wasn’t holding back: she was full on sitting down now. “I bet your side squeeze doesn’t have this much tush on her ass!”

“What the hell do you mean by side squeeze?” My words were muffled and mostly sank into her right cheek. I should have been in pain with broken bones and limbs unwilling to work, but as I struggled against the weight of her ass, I found myself shifting less and less the more comfortable I became. “What the hell?”

From the way Rainbow Dash was sitting on the bed and, well, me, there was a niche underneath her flanks. Not big—maybe an inch. But that was breathing space for me. Looking up at the globe of blue flesh and fur, I took a moment to let myself process exactly where I was.

Rainbow Dash was sitting on me with a rump that could take out an apartment building. Reaching up a claw, I copped a feel of her flank, letting the softness fill out between my fingers, feeling her weight not crush me, but rather, arouse me.

“Oh, no fucking way.” I looked down my chest and belly at my crotch where, just seconds ago, the aching there resulted in my cock coming out from its slit. It stood tall and hard, poking against the underside of Rainbow Dash’s ass. “Really dude? Ya gotta do this to me now?”

The question itself made me shake my head. I often dreamed of being either shrunk or in the company of a giant. If the context were different—Rainbow not so mad, then maybe, just maybe, I would have been in paradise by having her ass and body sitting on my inch tall form.

And, even with the ambiguity of the situation holding him back, I felt himself lose some control. Letting my body conform around the slope of her right cheek, I made my cock poke against the supple flesh, thrusting my prick into her softness. My cock would sink an inch into her cheek, being rebounded by the mass in a way that made me trust only quicker and harder.

“So you did enjoy my flanks then!” Rainbow’s voice vibrated through her body and out through her butt. “But they’re so much bigger than you now, Spike! You can’t possibly take them all, can you?”

Rainbow started to play dirty the second she swayed her hips. Her flanks were rubbed right and left against the sheets of the bed, against the scales of the dragon, smothering me with her butt, engulfing him into her cheeks.

My cock was pounded on. The infinite mass of softness smacking into the sides of my cock, letting my prick sink an inch into them, before rolling me over and having the other cheek press me down into the bed. The weight hurt and the air became thick with musk.

“Agh. C-Crap…” I rolled to the left as the cheeks clapped above, trying to avoid their grip. “This can’t be happening. Ow… if she keeps this up, there won’t be anything left of me.”

I looked forward and between her ass and the bed where, in a slim opening, two forelegs stood erect in the distance. Rainbow probably couldn’t feel me—she was getting off to the idea of me under her. I could slip out and try to make my way back to Twilight. But I couldn’t get caught. Celestia knows what Rainbow do is she caught me trying to escape.

So running through the front was too risky. Even if she couldn’t feel me, she could still see me scampering between her forehooves. I was small and hard to see, but Rainbow was prepared for that.

If I wanted to escape, it had to be where she couldn’t see me, and in that answer lay the path behind me. Rolling over so that I laid on my belly, I found myself an inch below the girl’s ass crack. In the distant opening, the dock of her tail blocked any and all light, and just before that, her mile-long pussy winked along the sheets.

I sighed as the hips continued to rub above me. Freedom was to be found after the giant mare’s pussy, and in that quest, I had to be sure not to make contact. It was big enough to swallow me whole—a journey I had no interest in partaking.

So slowly and silently I began toward and under the giant pussy.

The Escape

That's it.

Easy now. There we are. Just... put one wrist forward, push one foot back, crawl along and underneath the gigantic bottom, and hope that the air keeps. There were only a few miles of sheet and ass until freedom could greet me.

Celestia, this was a risky business.

It's hard to describe my surroundings, but I'll do my best. I'm currently crawling in-between two globes of giant, blue cheeks. They shift slightly, sometimes rubbing towards me, and I roll along, doing my best to keep straight in the gigantic... ass-crack.

Y'know, sometimes I really fucking hate my life.

Alright. Maybe I wasn't fair with that one. The area wasn't dark but dim. Rainbow's monolithic body, hind legs tucked in and forelegs erect on the bed, sat straight. Her once small and petite body was now the biggest thing I knew. She blocked most of the light, though some escaped between her legs.

“Well fuck.” Above me hovered the blue slit of the girl, only an inch away. “It doesn't matter how fucking small I am. One touch and she's feeling my ass for sure.” I sighed and shook my head, resuming my crawl. “Just keep low, Spike, and don't do anything stupid.”

Like anything ever went that way with me.

“Hmm?” the earthquake of a hum rumbled all around me. The shifting of the gigantic ass slowed. “Now that's strange. Why aren't I feeling anything poking at my rump?”

Light blinded me from behind. The structure that was Rainbow Dash sunk more into the bed as she put more weight onto her butt. The crazy girl! She meant to sit on me fully! If she didn't have me crushed before, then enduring her whole weight would just make me go splat!

Was Rainbow really that far gone? She couldn't be. She must have known I had moved, that I was trying to escape, that I was somewhere relatively safe. Her asscrack wasn't what most called safe, through having to date the girl to touch it and, well, being shrunken underneath it—but fuck, it fucking better being caught in her crevice between her cheeks than having either or crush my bones.

“Where ya hiding, Spikey-Wikey?” Rainbow giggled. “Or better yet, what are ya hiding from me? I'm too big and smart for you or your lies to slip away.”

I wish I knew whatever the fuck she was going on about. Lies? When the hell I lie to her?

The ceiling that was the twin cheeks pressed down further into the bed. The frame squeaked, the sound billowing into my ears. My heart raced only when the mass of the cheeks flatten against the bed, and with no more space below to take them, began to flatten toward me.

“Fuck,” I muttered as I continued my crawl along her crack. “Don't think. Just get the fuck outta here... alive.”

“Really?” Rainbow said from above her massive body. “Not even an itch against my butt? Now that can't be right.” The cheeks stopped flattening toward me, and for but a brief second, everything was still and silent.

I held my breath.

“Maybe you're tucked away somewhere naughty.” All of a sudden, the cheeks pulled up from the bed—fresh air blowing into my snout. I went to exhale but found that breath squeezed out of me. “Let clench to find out!”

“Ack!” I groaned and somewhat cried as the sides of the cheeks crushed into my own. It was pain and pleasure—pain resonating from every part of my body but one, and pleasure dripping from that one part, my aching cock. “Oh, c'mon! Now's not the time to be getting horned up!”

My shouts hadn't mattered and for a good reason. Rainbow Dash had caught me in her ass, squeezing her cheeks together on my sides, plushness enveloping my body and sinking me deeper into her crack.

Fantasy became a reality as my horrible situation became my ultimate pleasure. I was trapped by a mare who was incomparable in our sizes. Rainbow couldn't see me and barely felt me, yet her cheeks, her firm and toned ass clenched—and at once escape became impossible again.

Every squeeze pulled me deeper into her crack; every clench crushed my cock. The softness of the side of her cheek would let my dick press into it, sinking not even an inch, caressed by her fur before being rebounded as the cheek sunk away.

“Oh yeah, now this is a work-out!” the voice rumbled almost through her ass, and at last, her cheeks had split far enough for me to drop. My stomach churned as I fell, only for a second or two, until my hit and sunk into the mattress. “But that was just stretching, right, Spike?”

“Agh.” I slowly rose to my feet in the niche underneath her bottom. Stumbling to my feet, I glance up at the giant, quivering pussy. It winked. “Oh fuck... not like this...”

“Like what ya see, Spike?” The folds above split by an inch, exposing Rainbow's slit in all its glory. “Your cock has gone in there a few times. But you? I don't think I could ever say I had a full-blown dragon inside my pussy.” Giggles rained down from above as the pussy squatted down and closer to me. “Revenge is just perfect, don't ya think? For whatever reason, my marehood wasn't enough to hold ya to me, and now, you're gonna drown inside the thing!”

“You can't be fucking serious!” I threw my claw out to the side. “Can you even hear me right now? Call this shit off right now!” Tilting my head back, I shouted at the top of my lungs, “Will you stop fucking about so we can just talk!?”

“Oh, we can talk alright.” I cried as the pussy came crashing down from the sky, knocking me down onto my back as mounds held down my arms. Her slit made me slick with her arousal. “You can talk to me from inside my pussy.” The weight of her pussy increased so much that we impressed into the mattress; Rainbow must have lifted a foreleg to laugh onto. “I'm sure I'll be able to hear you from deep inside me.”

What do ponies tell you to do in a dangerous or anxiety-ridden situation? Breathe deeply. Wanna know something they don't tell you about that? It's fucking hard to breathe when you've got a mile long pussy not only dwarfing you, but have the full scent, the full arousal and musk of a mare filling and expanding your lungs with total thickness and very little oxygen.

And you wanna know the worst fucking part about that?

It made me hornier than I thought possible. Something snapped. I snapped. Played around by a giant ass, crushed by a pussy bigger than my home, and my lungs filled with nothing but the lust of Rainbow Dash. Fuck it. Fuck it all to hell. She thought this was revenge? Shrink me? Humiliate me? Stuff me in her pussy thinking it would cause me misery?

Fuck you, bitch.

This was just going to excite me.

“Alright then!” I screamed up at the giant mare which, really, was just me screaming into her snatch. “You wanna punish me by putting me in your pussy? Fine. Game on!”

On either side of me where her slick folds. Grabbing each with my claws, I squeezed them as I pulled myself from underneath her slit—not to escape, but rather, squeeze myself through it. It caused some confusion for sure: Rainbow shifted from me moving.

“The heck are you doing to my pussy?” Rainbow's voice quizzically asked. “You're supposed to be scared! Why aren't you trying to escape or something?”

“Because I wouldn't be able to knock some sense into you otherwise,” I muttered to myself, forgoing logic with her for the moment. She was wet; I was hard. Might as well blow off some steam—maybe that would make her sensible. “You're my friend... with benefits. And this?” I'd squeezed my way along her slit, the slick fur her of her vulva rubbing along my sides. “This ain't anything different from our other sessions.”

I'd reached the top of her slit and held myself exactly there. My head was the only thing to stick out from her pussy—her folds were tight enough to keep me locked between them. In the dimness of the niche, her puckered ass hole loomed above. It winked.

“Seriously, Spike,” Rainbow's voice vibrated all around me in a solid hum, “what are ya doing to me from there? Ah, screw it. Get out of there. C'mon.” With my body tightly held by her folds, my claws were free to reach the top of her pussy, slipping underneath a familiar hood, and in blindness, my palms touched upon something hard. “Ack! W-What are you doing down there? Don't make me send a hoof to getcha!”

“Really think a hoof would do the trick, do ya?” I laughed as Rainbow's clit popped out from under its hood, engorged. My claws rubbed around the small ball, currently bigger than my body, feeling it become excited due to my work. “Small, and I'm still swell at getting a girl going.”

“Will you—nnnnnngh.... hmmm—q-quit that!” There. Right in her voice, in her very tone, the dripping arousal that matched the output of liquid coming out from her pussy below. I even looked down to see her folds becoming agape below, opening up and showing off her tight little hole. “T-That's it! I-I-I don't want you inside me anymore.”

“Oh yeah? Tough luck with that!” At once I let my claws drop, and feet kick against her folds. Rainbow was wet and loose below, and because of slick I was, I slipped right from her folds and began to fall to below. “Better get that hoof down to me quick!”

“Tempt me why don't ya!”

The giant structure of the mare leaned back as her rump scooted forward. Smiling as I fell along her bottom, her slit raced up along me, and after a few seconds, upon reaching the base of her pussy, I reached out to her heavy opening.

“Ack!” Rainbow whined as a shudder coursed through her body. The sudden surprise gave me a few seconds to grab the bottom of her opening, and, using her lower lips for support, pulled myself up and rolled into her entrance. “H-Hey! Knock that crud off!”

“No can do, Rainbow Dash!” I cried from on my back, laying at her entrance while I recovered my breath. “You can crush me with that hoof of yours on the outside.” I rolled over onto my stomach and, standing up on her dripping snatch, I faced the small, partly opening hole that was the entrance of her pussy. “But on the inside? Everything won't be so big, and we can finally talk!”

“Not on my watch!” At once my ground, her body, rocked and rumbled as she moved about. Light. Blinding light covered my eyes. Rainbow's bare crotch was now exposed to the outside word, distant objects blurry and incomprehensible. “There's no way I'm letting you get off to your punishment!”

“Too bad for that, then.” In the sky dropped the expanse of her blue hoof, a long cylinder that stretched well beyond the corners of my vision. The surface of the hoof was aimed at me, and like a slow moving rocket, it fired towards me. “Hope I'm better than the rest of your toys!”

I turned back around to the opening of her pussy. It was crazy how something usually so small was able to dwarf me now—like some kind of door that let me inside the body, the very landscape of Rainbow Dash.

It killed me. It really did kill me to know this. Rainbow Dash was this giant thing that not even a thousand of me could reach the ankle in her leg. She was her own world unto herself, and knowing that I was entering her—another being entirely—just made my cock so fucking hard that constant analysis would never be able to explain.

Dropping to my knees, I crawled toward the bottom of her pussy. The small hole was currently open, a trickle of marecum leaking along its ground. I paid that no mind as I crawled forward, putting my claws through the hole—wrists seized by her walls.

“Augh! Ahhh. Ah ah. Oooooooooh.” Rainbow flicked her hips, the massive thighs shooting outward and making me along for the ride, causing my arms to whack around her opening. When the beast was done, a moan escaped past her lips. “Oooooh yeah, that's the stuff. Heh.”

Crap. Oh, crap on crap in Applejack's farm. During the sudden flick of her massive hips, my body was shot out from her pussy, where my legs dangled out from her massive pussy. But my arms and claws, those were still stuck inside her pussy, held tightly by her clenched walls.

And then the hips lurched further as the titanic blue body above leaned back. Rainbow put her crotch on full display to her distant muzzle. I hung from her pussy, and in my vulnerable state, I looked up, up past her slim stomach, past the soft, blue furry expanse of her chest, and then, then I saw her.

I was small, but let me tell you, there's a big difference in being small than feeling small.

“Oh... oh.” Rainbow's impossibly large muzzle was blurred in the distance, so high above that saying she was the very sky itself would be an insult to her statue. No. She was like a goddess watching from a plane I could not explain, her mane a very ocean above her head that fell along her head. Her eyes. Her eyes. Rose colored and the size of planets themselves. “You look... stuck.”

Rainbow must have felt it too. Celestia knows she saw just how big she was. I couldn't beat an inch on her body. This world, this massive world dwarfed me with its every object, big or small, and the only thing, the only place that was of scale to me, that was normal to me was a part of her.

Rainbow was truly a world to me, or, at the very least, a part of her, be it her mouth or pussy could become a normal place for me to stay... for me to live. There's no way I could navigate this world at this size without risk. But she, my Rainbow was a vessel that could protect me—but only if I was inside her.

Tiny and little Spike stuck inside the body of once a dear friend.

“So... you ready to drop out of me now?” Rainbow said from above. “You know you can't take me. There's just... too much of me and so little of you.”

“I know that!” I shouted back up at her, kicking my feet at the fur below her snatch. “But you seriously think I'm gonna roll over with this? I'm getting my word in whether you want to hear it or not.”

“And that totallyis not happening!” Rainbow cried again. From behind and below, the forelegs stretching down to the mattress suddenly rose, slowly and without sound, raising and crossing over the heavy chest above. “All you're going do is feed me some BS excuse about what happened!”

“And I don't even know what happened!” I slid my body onto the bottom of her pussy again, feeling her walls clench and pull at my arms. Looking above, the giant muzzle of the mare was looking away, perhaps unaware of the actions of her pussy—like it had a mind of its own that only I could experience, and by the way it pulled at me, endure. “Neither do you, either! So we're gonna get this sorted out, one way or another!”

“W-Wait!” Rainbow's body shook from above, and the shock almost hit me—but I was too busy working at her entrance, letting the walls beyond her hole suck me ever deeper into her pussy. She hadn't realized what her most sensitive area had been up to. “Nuh-uh! You're not gonna make it out of there alive.”

“Just watch me.” My head was next to sink past the hole and into the tight cave of her pussy. The canal was spacious at first, dim but not dark, light spilling in from behind me. Letting myself crawl forward, the walls around me clamped on me, squeezing me and tasting me, carrying me further down the tight tunnel. “We're gonna talk one way or another, marefriend!”

“Alright then! That's the way you wanna play? Then I'm horny enough to be game!” the pink walls around me rumbled in tandem to the voice of their owner, which was distant yet all around me. “Enjoy my pussy, Spike, because you're not gonna get out of it for a really, really long time.”

That didn't matter much to me. Closing my eyes and breathing deeply, the surrounding walls clenched around me, squeezing me, cum welling from them and brushing over me. Oxygen was scarce among the overpowering musk, but I still inhaled okay.

The sensation I focused the most on was my cock. It tingled between my legs, warmed by the heat of the snatch I was inside, crushed and soothed by the soft walls and their sporadic clamping. For once I felt at ease, calmed by my surroundings—the tunnel of the pussy didn't dwarf me, if anything, it was the only thing that felt normal and to my scale.

Which made me chuckle. It really did. This normal space existed only inside the body of another. My home could be in her cunt, and if she had been unaware, then I could have settled here without her knowing. She'd go about her day, walking and working, flying and playing, never notching the dragon placed in her pussy.

So we continued our little game, and for the time being, I enjoyed myself in this absurd situation.

The Entrapment

“Will you get out of me?!”

“Ha!” I laughed at the voice that vibrated through surrounding, fleshy walls. “No can do, soul sister! You wanna retake control of me? How about you get that big hoof you were bragging about just before.”

“O-Oh crud.” I yelped as the walls dropped me. Landing face first into the ground of the fleshy tunnel, I looked up to see the wall contract in tandem to the voice both beyond and within here. “I-I-I can actually h-hear you! Y-You really are inside of me.”

“Crazy, right?” I rose to my feet only to stumble back a few feet, trying to ride out the rumbles of the living cave. “Not going to lie to you Rainbow, I wasn't expecting the inside of your, well, pussy to be this clean.” I leaned my claw into the side of her wall, feeling it sink an inch and become slick with cum. “Guess you see the doc more than you let on.”

“First of all: ew.” I yelped as the tunnel then swayed left and right, causing me to stumble once more. Outside my prison, all Rainbow was did was shake her hips, and that one action, that tiny little sway rocked my fucking world. “Just because I like to get dirty doesn't mean I don't clean myself up afterward. And second... are you really talking to me from my pussy?”

“Humiliating, I know!” I faced down the long and dim cave and began down it again. My steps were careful for they always sunk, the tunnel sometimes swaying, the walls spontaneously clenching. How much it was Rainbow screwing around or just her body managing itself was lost on me. “But you weren't willing to speak to me any other way! If I gotta go inside of you to get through to you, then so be it.”

“Uahhh.” The walls shot around me at once. They picked me up from my feet, held me in the air and on my back, holding me in place as their pressure became tighter by the second. I groaned only to have juices leak into my mouth. “Some revenge this is! You weren't supposed to enjoy this!”

“And I'm not!” I spat the juices out of my mouth, coughing. “It's—ack!—pissing me off that I—alck!—dunno what's pissing you off!”

“You should know, cheater!”

“I'm not a cheater!” I replied to the undulation of the walls. “And we're not even dating! I mean, we were supposed to, but then you pulled this crud!”

“Only because you cheated!” Rainbow's voice shook her whole body, the distant beating of her heart racing and racing as the wall undulated faster and harder and tighter around me. The air scorched my scales. “All this time, you... you made me think things were different! Y-You hugged me, kissed me, f-f-fucked me... and then... and then!....”

The walls clamped down on my wrists, and with every passing second, my bones squeaked as if they were on the verge of cracking. Rainbow's anger made the interior of her body into the embodiment of hell.

“Y-You said you loved me!” The walls clamped their hardest, flattening all around my body, making me cry in pain as every one of my scales became slick with cum. “Then you went to see her after you had made love to me! How dare you, Spike, how fucking dare you!”

“I didn't cheat on you!” I shouted and then I shouted it again, over and over, while my bones creaked and maybe cracked as light drained from my eyes. “And I didn't mean to hurt you either! Please, just please stop hurting me!”

“Oh? Is that how you think things are gonna work out?” The walls retreaded from around me, but kept close enough to keep my suspended. “Don't you understand, twerp? You're still inside me. You're trapped in my pussy. Nopony knows where you are, and none are gonna think to go looking for you in there.”

“So that's the plan then?” I replied with an edge in my voice. “Just throw everything we had away over a misunderstanding? Because Rainbow, I really do love you, but even something like this is trying at my patience.”

“Did you better learn how to have more of it, Spike.” The tunnel reverberated again as gravity suddenly dragged my body down. Like a slippery slide, I slid down the ground of her pussy, the small hole that was her opening granting a blurry sight to the world outside. “Because as it stands, my pussy is now your new home, and you're gonna learn how to get used to the sight from inside me.”

It took me a few seconds to understand what she was doing. Just as my feet were at her opening, Rainbow slid her butt forward as far as she could, causing the inside of her pussy to become straight like the matters below. I tumbled and rolled to before her opening, lying on my stomach, looking outward through the small hole like a prisoner would from behind bars.

“So how about it, Spike?” Rainbow called from above, though her voice vibrated from the tunnel behind me. “How does the outside world look from inside me? Must be stupidly big... maybe even scary kinda big? I sure know I would be scared if it was me stuck in your place.”

Rainbow wasn't kidding. It really was a sight from the inside of her pussy. On either side of the opening were two monstrously sized blue thighs, each thicker than the size of a cloud, tons of flesh soft and warm and sometimes rubbing against the crotch I was inside.

There wasn't much to make off in the distant beside the haze that obscured everything. Distant tables and bookshelves populated the room, too big and vague for me to ever hope of describing. All of it staked Rainbow's point into my heart: I was simply to small for this massive world.

“It's not a terrible deal, y'know,” Rainbow said to me, and just below the gaping lips of her pussy, her enormous tail flicked at the idea. In fact, it kept flicking the more she kept talking about procuring a dragon inside of her. “I mean, what guy wouldn't want to be near some pussy. Especially one as awesome as mine.”

As always, it blew my mind how quickly Rainbow's ego could take her away from her feelings—angry and sadness didn't hold a candle to her pride. They were always overridden. Did I make a mistake in choosing this girl to be my mare, or was my heart just a dick to me?

“You would be inside of me always!” Rainbow went on as her tail flicked harder and faster, a stray strand sometimes whacking into her folds. “You would be inside of my pussy as I went about my day. Just a tiny little dragon trapped in my tight tunnel. Why, a wiggle of my hips and you'd be sent tumbling around, wouldn't you?”

Was Rainbow offering me pain or pleasure?

“Well, I guess it doesn't matter anyway.” From afar and beyond her twin thighs, the distant foreleg rose into the air once more. The flat surface of the blue hoof was aimed at me again. “Like it or not, Spike, but I'm getting my revenge. And if that means having a tiny dragon trapped in my pussy for a week or something like that, then so be it!”

The hoof rocketed toward me and I didn't have a lot of time to move. At once I was on my ass, crawling back as the hoof drew nearer, growing in size and mass and eclipsing anything else of the outside world.

It was far too big for me to take on, and because of that, I was forced to crawl inside the pussy of the crazy mare—the only thing normal and safe for me. Well, safe enough all things considering. So I crawled back and back, losing more and more of the outside light, seeing only a fraction of that massive hoof collided with the folds outside.

“Oh yeah! That's the stuff.” The world inside her pussy rumbled as everything else rocked from beyond. Vines of cum were leaking from the ceiling as the ground swayed up and down, sometimes lifting me into the air. “Been a while since I've rubbed one out. But that's because you were always taking such good care of me, weren't ya, Spike?”

I was too scared to reply. All of this, all of this was getting on far too quick for me even to process. All I did was sit on my ass, knees straight in front of me, mouth breathing heavily. I was inside the giant pussy of an even bigger mare, and right now, outside, Rainbow was sitting down on her bed, rocking her hips and rubbing her clit, all with me trapped inside with no chance of escape.

“She won't keep me locked in here, right?” I muttered to myself, though I shook my head. “Oh, who am I kidding? She's petty enough to keep me in her pussy until she gets bored of it.” I was thrown backward as the tunnel rocked back and forth, developing into a rhythm. “And she's having way too much fun for that to happen anytime soon.”

I sighed and closed my eyes. Should I just give up? Let myself be the prisoner of her pussy, trapped inside the body of my friend, the vessel taking me through the giant, outside world, with nopony there aware of what was happening inside of here?

“Screw that.” I turned onto my stomach, and even though I was launched into the ceiling, bounced between her walls, whenever I landed, I made sure to crawl further along the tunnel. “This won't happen because of some misunderstanding, and, damn it, if she's gonna get off—“ My cock rubbed against the soft surface of the ground, sometimes thrusting against it “—then so am I!”

“So, how does it feel, Spike?” Rainbow's voice was more distant now due to the quaking inside her pussy, that, and the heartbeat still ringing in my ears. “To be inside a mare's pussy just as she's about to cum? I'm gonna trap you in there, y'know. I've got a plug or two that will do the trick—and you're too small or weak even to make them move an inch!”

“We'll just see about that, Rainbow Dash.” I made it deeper into her tunnel, where the walls drew closer and the musk thicker, but at its end, I found the fruit of my desire. Another small hole akin to the one at the opening of her pussy, and like that one, this one led deeper into Rainbow's body. “Thought you were just rubbing one out, did ya?”

I stood up and tall before her cervix. It undulated in tandem distant breathing, but luckily for me, it was still small enough—at least to me—for me to line my cock against its opening. For so long, my dick had been aching, edged on by my fantasy, denied pleasure from a vengeful mare.

No longer.

“Ack! Whuha? Y-You!” A shiver coursed up through Rainbow's body, starting from deep inside her pussy. “Just what do you think you're doing in there?”

“Fucking you, of course!” I thrust my hips against the opening of her cervix, feeling her tight hole coat and tighten around my cock, making my legs buckle and heart flutter. “This ain't any different from any of our other sessions.”

“Cut that—aaaaahhhhh—o-out no-oow!”

“No can do!” I continued flicking my hips and closing my eyes, feeling the walls of her pussy at my back, unable to do anything expect to push me harder against her cervix. Wasn't my ideal way of having sex, but at least I was having it. “You may have me imprisoned inside your body and trapped in your pussy, but you can't stop me from doing whatever I want inside my cell!”

“Oooooooh, yeah?” A liquid was splatting against the ground behind me and, at my feet, more and more cum was welling between my toes. The temperature rose, it became hard to see, and the walls came closer together. “Then let's get you crushed inside that cell!”

I cried out as something loud boomed from just outside the pussy. Looking over my shoulder, the surface of the hoof, which was blocking the entrance, now was rubbing up and down the long lips, a shlick! sound constantly emitting, making the pussy wetter and wetter as the giant mare rubbed herself off.

“Oooooh, Spike!” Rainbow cried and moaned above as her voice cracked and her nether ready to explode with cum. “Hope you're ready to cum too, big boy! Can you even survive my o-orgasm now?!”

Rainbow Dash kept flicking at her pussy faster and with more vigor that her pussy couldn't take anymore. At once the walls clamped up, pulling me back into the tunnel, clenching around me as cum welled from everywhere. Like a sudden river, it filled the tunnel, taking me into its weak a pricing moan rang from everywhere.

Though I barely heard it over my own.

Floating on my back, I gazed down at my cock. It ached. It'd been on edge for far too long, and now, now I'd brought my claw to it. I jerked myself off and bit my bottom lip, getting off to the walls of the pussy around me, that, and the giant hoof still working at the massive lips, and the cute, fragile cry of a girl just releasing any and all tension from her body.

“R-Rainbow Dash!” I still cried out her name as cum shot from the tip of my cock, making it a few inches in the air before falling again, mixing with the lake of lady cum. Light shone on my forehead, and, looking up enough, I saw the large blue hoof float a few inches above. “Ooooh yeah. That's it. Oh fuck that felt fucking good.”

I rode my orgasm for as long as possible. My eyes went drift shut. But then the lake of cum became light, the light beyond become bright, and I quickly wondered why Rainbow moved her hoof away from her crotch.

“Ugh... now... now just wait a sec...” I floated past the opening hole of the pussy, and at once, I could hear a torrent crashing just beyond me. “No no no!” The lake of lady cum became the waterfall of lady cum as it leaked from the base of her lips, crashing to the unseeable below. “Fuck fuck fuck! Keep me inside you! Keep me inside—“

The sudden drop cut-off the remainder of my plea.

My body was taken with the current, and together, we fell off the ledge of her pussy. I could see it above, the long lips still agape, and just below me, the furry asshole winked as I fell by. I almost reached out for it—being trapped in a pussy was far better than being stuck in Rainbow's firm ass, but in this case, being caught anywhere was better than being dead.

“Huh? Oh.” The giantess lurched her body, so her muzzle could see down the slope of her crotch. Her rose eyes settled on me, and at once, a blue hoof hovered below me, making itself flat. The blue fur was tainted with white as I smacked into the surface, the softness of her sole letting me sink a few inches, taking away some of my momentum.

Even with all that, the fall still hurt.

It hurt a lot.

“Quit your whining. I got ya.” My stomach went hollow as the hoof started to rise. Unable to move, I kept laying on my front, stuck on this impossible elevator, watching the giant, outside world around me and become lost below the hoof.

At one point, the hoof came up along the folds of her pussy. Looking down, I tried pushing my claws against the surface of the hoof, trying to get back on my legs—she meant to keep me in her pussy, and it was better on my own terms than her pulling something like this again.

But the hoof didn't give me a chance even to stand—it rose into the air again, and while it did, the massive body before and below me move. Rainbow Dash let her hindlegs stretch out along the bed, making her bottom lurch forward as the titanic body began to lay down.

“Whoa uh oh!” I screamed from the edge of the hoof. Below, the expanse of blue fuzziness passed over, her belly falling away and her chest approaching. The ride slowed from between her massive forelegs, and, without warning, the surface of the hoof began to tilt left.

“Here's your stop!” the voice rang from ahead as my body rolled to the left. I tried grabbing onto Rainbow's fur, but it only slipped from my grip, and after a few seconds, my body rolled off the hoof entirely. In the distance, Rainbow laid on her back, head up, eyes gazing down on me. “Enjoy the fall!”

I fell face first downward. A blue tuft was the first thing to greet me, brushing my scales as I fell into it. Rainbow's chest was soft, soft enough for me to sink an inch into the skin, my fall comforted by her fur. I rebounded against her body, bouncing slightly until I became still.

“Have I... ever said... that I... that I hate.... hate hate hate... roller-coasters?” My claws grabbed a handful of the tuft and, using that to push me up. I returned to my feet. Standing still for a few moments, I shook my head.

It took a few seconds to get my footing right. The ground would sink underneath my weight, though the plushness of the land felt better than I let on. I also had to be careful not to stumble—the ground shook and rumbled to the beat of something below the surface.

“Uh-oh.” Looking up from between my feet, I saw the impossible. The blur fur seemed to stretch on until forever into the distance where, despite being blurry, I could make out a mighty throat—something I used to kiss and nip at—and, just above that, in its full glory was Rainbow's muzzle.

“Alright, pipsqueak.” Rainbow's monolithic face said down to me, eyes narrowed on the speck standing on her chest. “You wanted to talk this out? Well, this is your one chance, so speak up.”

The Engagement

“She had herself locked around your waist!”

“Because Rarity was showing me the right angle to cut it!” I shouted in return. That's all we did; that's all we ever do: shout and shout. Granted, we tend to make hot-love afterward, but this situation was deeper than some of our... other arguments. “And you've been spying on me, really? When did that start?!”

“I only started spying on you,” Rainbow began, “when you started cheating on me! That totally makes it fair!”

“In what world does that make it okay!?” I shouted across to her monolithic face, watching it scrunched. She was getting mad. She was getting pissed! Minutes ago she had me trapped in her pussy, and now, I stood on her chest and not even covering an inch of it. “You didn't think to talk to me first? I dunno, maybe ask if something else could have been happening between us?”

“Oh yeah?” Rainbow's chest rumbled in tandem to her billowing voice, causing me to stumble along her fur and soft skin. “What could you and your ex-crush possibly be up to besides making love?”

“How about making dresses?”

Those giant blue eyelids closed and blinked. “Excuse me?”

“We used to do that, y'know.” My claws dropped to my sides as I let out a sigh. “Making dresses and all that. Kinda wanted to learn how to do it for me.”

“Ha!” To my right, the massive foreleg rose into the air, the attached hoof pointing down at me. “Tiny Spike making big dresses! Yeah right. Why in Equrista would you ever want to learn how to make dresses.” She blinked. “Wait. You're not a cross-dresser, right?”

“I don't wear dresses, Rainbow.” I looked up and locked eyes with her. “But I do know a mare who wants to wear a dress. Somepony who doesn't want anyone else to know that fact, but still wants a dress that's... perfect for her.”

Rainbow stared down at me for a good long while after that. She just stared at me like a goddess would an ant. Her body appeared still, but to me, the ground—her chest—rocked to her heart, which was beating faster by the second.

“No way.” Rainbow shook her muzzle. “There's no way you went out and did that. Tell me right now that's a lie. C'mon. You're lying. Please tell me you're lying.”

I put up my claws. “And why would I do that?”

“Because if you're not pulling my tail right now, or, uh, riding on it, heh....” Rainbow gulped and looked away, a blush stretching across her massive cheeks. “T-Then that means I may have o-over reacted to the nicest thing a guy's ever done for me.”

“Ya think?”

Rainbow looked back down at me. “Nu-uh. I refuse to believe it.”

“Why would I lie?”

“To save your scales!”

“Fine then.” I crossed my arms and sat down on her chest, feeling her fur brush along my lower back and legs. “You want proof? Take me back to Golden Oaks. I've got your gift stashed in my bedroom.”

“Ugh!” The ground rumbled as the mare began to sit up on the bed. Her upper-body pulled up against the frame of the bed, making me lose balance as I rolled backward—right into the flat surface of her awaiting hoof. “You wanna stretch this out? Good by me.”

The hoof tilted back and I rolled onto its center. Before me, the massive mare got out from her bed, the hoof I'm own always raised before her muzzle. Upon standing, she kicked out her rear legs. “Dang. I need a wash.”

“And I need the ocean,” I replied, drawing her gaze on my form. My scales were still slick with her cum and, on just one sniff, it smelled like I'd been bathed in a pussy—and that wasn't far from the truth. “Think I'll take a bath before I grow back.” I glanced at her eyes. “After I'm down proving you wrong, of course.”

“Yeah yeah.” Rainbow shook her head. “Don't think I'm buying all this just yet. For all I know, you're just hatching a plan to escape or something.” Her muzzle flew toward me, lips setting just above the edge of the hoof. “Try anything, and I'll find another place to trap you.”

“If you don't believe me, then why don't you just put me in your mouth now?” I said, regretting my words. “Doesn't seem like any words will do you any good.”

“You sure that's a good threat to be making, small-fry?” Rainbow said, her lips splitting enough to expose her white teeth, and sometimes, the monstrous tongue that laid enshrouded in the darkness of her maw. “You're small enough that I could swallow you without knowing. Better not be lying to me, Spike.”

“Unroll your tongue.”

“Excuse me?”

“Look. Don't you trust me? Fine.” I stepped toward the pair of plush blue lips, resting my claw on the upper one. “So why don't we try a little test? I step into your mouth to prove that I'm telling the truth, and you can decide to believe me from there. Because either you will, and we can be on our way—or you can swallow me and we'll be done with these games.”

“Calling my bluff, are ya?”

“I am,” I said. “Now open your mouth.”

Rainbow's eyes, which were feet above the hoof, looked down at me impassively. She was thinking. She was debating with herself. I couldn't have been gladder that she was more logical down, calmed down by her recent orgasm—I only had to hope she wasn't calling my bluff.

Rainbow Dash didn't say anything after our little test had been set. Instead, she let her lips part, opening her mouth and exposing her teeth. Drool leaked from inside her mouth, a humid breath washing over me.

It took a couple of blinks for me to think of how fucked this all was. Before me was the mouth of my friend, set with teeth and a tongue—the place where food went inside, was chewed away, sent to the back of her throat and carried down her gullet, heading down to her stomach to be digested and never seen again.

At least, never seen the same way, again.

“This is what you get for being cocky,” I muttered under my breath. From her mouth, the tip of her tongue slithered out from between the white teeth, laying itself on the edge of the hoof. Gulping, I step foot on it and, feeling it lift and retreat, fell to my knees and hugged the wet muscle.

The worst thing I could have done was look behind me. I saw the surface of the blue hoof, clipped by the sides the blue lips. The warmth of her breath was now over me, the back of her teeth greeting me as the tongue fell and came to its resting point.

“Oh fuck.” I rose to my feet again, standing atop the tongue at the center of her maw. Looking around I saw the back of her teeth, vines of saliva hanging all around her mouth, with some pooling below me. “This was a terrible idea.”

Looking over my shoulder, I gazed at that which almost made me piss myself. The back of Rainbow's throat loomed a few feet away, and though her lips were now closed, some light escaped inside, illuminating the distant, dangling uvula.

I don't know why, but a part of me was beckoned towards it. Once more I was in a place that was of my scale, inside my friend, though there was still a chance of escape. But down Rainbow's gullet, a bulge against her throat that traveled to the pits of her stomach... something was dangerously alluring about that position.

To be trapped in my friend's stomach with no hope of escape. To be stuck in the center of her body where she wouldn't have to worry about me. It was the ultimate cell. There was nothing I could do to her from the inside like I did her pussy, and unlike there, she could go on her day perfectly unaware of what was happening inside of her.

Rainbow was able to clench and clamp, but inside her stomach, the unconscious did all the work for her. No longer would she be my active opponent, but merely, her passive bodily functions. Something about that turned me on.

So I took a step forward, and before I could make another, light blinded me.

“W-What?” The fleshy muscle moved again, shooting out from the maw and past the blue lips, licking me atop the hoof. Watching it slip back, I saw her tongue lick her lips before retreating inside her maw.

“Okay. So maybe there's a chance you're not just buying time.” Rainbow tilted her head, smiling down at me. “Guess we better get a move on then, huh?”

“Yeah... I guess.” I shook my head. What the fuck had happened to me while I was inside her mouth.

“Though we do have a bit of an issue getting you there,” Rainbow Dash as movement resumed, the ground of her hoof sometimes rocking to her thunderous hoofsteps. “Can't exactly have ponies seeing you tiny like this... especially Twilight.”

“Because she'll kill whoever touched her number-one assistant?”

“More like I stole one of her potions without asking.” Rainbow stopped before the door of her bedroom, dwarfing even a goddess like her in size. Looking up at the door, sometimes just seeing things, even plain objects could scare the shit out of me by just being purely big. “She catches you like this, and my flanks are on fire for sure.”

“So you gotta hide me then?”

“Pretty much.”

“Why not just use your mane again?”

“We got a bit of a flight to get you back home,” Rainbow said while she opened the door, walking out and closing it with a flick of her tail. “The wind would blow you out from me for sure. Hate to say this, but the best place to hide you isn't on me, but...”

“Let me guess,” I replied, cocking my head to the left. “Inside of you?”

“Jackpot.” Rainbow Dash stopped moving once she was outside the door, lowering me slightly, so I was at her lips again. “I could keep you in my mouth again, but I'd rather not risk accidentally swallowing you.”

Rainbow Dash brought me closer to her lips as she kissed me. “Sorry to say this, little guy, but it looks like you're going back in my pussy.” She pulled away, smirking. “But that's not exactly a bad thing now, is it?”

“I guess?” I shrugged. “Still kinda humiliating to have a mare sticking me inside her you-know-what. Then again, everything is humiliating at this size.”

“Eh, who cares?” Rainbow said. “Just find a way to enjoy yourself down there. Try not to think so much.” She shook her head, pulling the hoof—and me—far away. “You ready? You'll have to climb in there yourself. Go deep!”

I gave a lousy salute. “Aye-aye, captain.”

Rainbow blew me a kiss before lowering her hoof. She brought me under her body, the hoof passing underneath her barrel. Around me, her legs stood tall, the expanse of her belly like a new sky. In just a few seconds, I'd pass under her body and, quite awkwardly, the hoof rose between the hind legs.

I stared up during my ascension. The massive, rainbow tail fell in a curvature, blocking sight to what lay beneath it. But this wasn't a game—I knew where I was heading, and despite this, Rainbow still wanted to putt on a show.

Can't say I blame her when she has a body as great as the one she has.

So the hoof continued to rise. The tail, sensing we were getting closer, flicked itself up and to the side, resting along the side of her left flank, keeping out of the way. Rainbow's bottom was now on full display, her furry vulva and asshole now exposed—and I was heading to them both.

“Alright, Spike!” Rainbow Dash's voice cheer from afar. “Here's ya stop: pussy of awesomeness! Make sure to go deep inside of me for, y'know, safety purposes and all that.”

“For my safety?” I grabbed the lips of her pussy, pulling them apart to expose her opening. “Yeah right. Let's just hope I make it out of this flight alive.” Putting my feet to her entrance, her wall clamped on them, the contractions pulling me inside the pussy.

“Actually,” the voice of Rainbow vibrated through her pussy once more, “now that I think about it, how about I tuck you deep inside of me?” A moan pierced through the air. “That's right. Just let Rainbow Dash do all of the work.”

I gave the outside world a final thumbs-up.

“I'm gonna be sick.”

It's hard to describe my current position in life, but I'll be sure to do my best. Right now, half of my body is poking out from the bottom of Rainbow's pussy. My expression, if I had to guess, was one that was done with life and wondering why it was still alive.

“Can't believe my life has come down to this.” I gazed down at the massive hind hooves below, both walking through the cobblestone of Ponyville street. Ponies walked past Rainbow Dash, though all I could hear was their chatter and hoofsteps. “Stuck inside the pussy of my friend, hoping no one sees me hanging out from her hips.”

I doubt I'd be seen. Mares were always good at hiding their privates. Rainbow Dash had her tail back over her rump again, covering her pussy and ass, though, in the same vein, now I couldn't see much of the world beyond her rainbow tail. Sometimes it would sway enough for me to catch sight of some colosseum sized building.

Those sights always tempted me to crawl back inside of Rainbow Dash again.

I suppose it all wasn't terrible, really. Being inside a pussy was humiliating for sure, but, sometimes, when my cock was ready to go again, I always had a gigantic pussy to satisfy my lust—much to the moans of Rainbow Dash.

To be honest, I was where every guy wanted to be, surrounded by constant sexuality. Always a part of Rainbow's bottom, accompanying her every sway, being the itch in her pussy that only I could scratch. There was some power in being tiny—a bit of freedom too.

But soon we had reached home. I heard Rainbow call out for Twilight, to which, there was no answer. I felt the titanic body lurched as a shadow hovered over the rainbow tail. “Hey, Spike? You still with me?”

“Still alive,” I replied. “We gonna finish this?”

“Twilight's not home.”

“Check underneath the floor mat.”

“Really?”

“No one thinks to do it anymore.”

I could feel her shake her head. In the distance, I hear the flop of a mat followed the clang of a key. A few seconds later, the lock of the door unlocked, and a second and step later, the squeak of the hinges.

“So where is this gift of yours again?”

“Downstairs in my room,” I replied, thankful when her tail flicked out of the way. She was exposing herself again, but at least I could see the contents of the library from the front seat of Rainbow's bottom. “Check the closet. The door should be unlocked.”

The sway of her hips became stronger as she went down the stairs, causing me to tumble against the sides of her folds. At my feet, the air grew warmer, and if this kept up, would become wetter as well.

A second click of the door and then we were in my bedroom. Big surprised, but everything looked a lot smaller since the last time I was here. Actually, it felt weird to be back here again, not because of my size, but never before had I brought Rainbow home as anything other than a friend.

Now I was stuck in her pussy, and depending on how things went, I may be still stuck inside a pussy—but at least it's my marefriend's pussy.

“Clean room,” Rainbow said, and from what I could tell, approaching the closet. “Weird for you.”

“Not when ya have Twilight Sparkle for a roommate.”

“True that.”

The squeak came from the closet door. From her inner-walls, Rainbow's heart pounded, racing at every subsequent squeak of the hinges. Finally, she stepped back as the door opened, and in a second, I could feel her breathe drain away from her lungs.

“Ooooh, Spike!' I didn't even see the tip of the wing coming toward me, but it circled my chest and yanked me into the air. It brought me around the side of her body, holding me before Rainbow's muzzle. “You crazy dragon. It's here! You did it. You actually did it!”

“Of course I did!” I said back, smiling. “You've always wanted to have the perfect dress, and ever since you told me that, I've been trying to learn how to make that happen. The only problem was that you didn't want anypony else to find out.”

Rainbow shook her head. With her other wing, she flicked the tears welling at the corners of her eyes. “So how did you do... this?!”

“Got some ideas from Rarity, but really, just took what I already learned from her and started mastering the fundamentals.” I let my body go loose in her hold, staring up at the giant beauty. “When we were done shagging it up one time, I took your measurements while you were sleeping.” I chuckled. “Wanted the dress to fit you and you only, y'know?”

“You are, the best, drakefriend ever!” Rainbow pulled me close to her lips and kissed me. She kissed me again and again, over and over, and at this size, her kisses were plushy perfectness that I still couldn't get enough of. “I love you. You know that?”

“And I love you too, Rainbow.” I kissed her bottom lip back with everything I had. “Think we can put this misunderstanding behind us?”

“Shouldn't I be the one asking that?”

“Don't worry about it.” I glanced down at my body caught by her curled feather. “But this shrinking potion. It does wear off, right?”

“Er,” Rainbow giggled. “After a few weeks, maybe. Dunno.”

I sighed. “Guess you're stuck with me until then.”

Rainbow blinked. “You mean it?”

“Gonna need somepony to take care of me for a little while,” I said. “Might as well be my marefriend.” I shook my head. “But if I don't grow back after a month, you're taking me back to Twilight, okay!”

“Oh, you betcha!” Rainbow brought me in for another deep, long kiss. When she finished, she pulled me back again, gazing down at me with half-lidded eyes. “But y'know, we'll have to wait until night to sneak this dress out of here.”

“You're right,” I replied. “Guess we got some time to kill.”

“How about a game?”

“What game?”

Rainbow only smiled.

“How about I try that dress on,” Rainbow stared, “and you get to explore every inch of me from underneath it?”