It was noon on Equestria. Or was it?, did that make sense? Did the sun really go around the Equestria?
TurboDrooler had tired of admirining himself in the mirror he manage to conjure up.
He was currently trotting up to Ponyville.
Lateley he had realized what a terrible brony he had been.
Sure he had rescued Sparkle's butt, despite him not liking her that much. But it was only due to the excitement of being face to face with a real pony!
But the reason he felt bad was becuase he realized that the only reason he had brought back Fluttershy from the death had because she needed to have someone else to use the elements on him and turn him into a pony.
A smarter person could probably just teleported to Ponyville and requested some stranger's help.
It was in this current state of mind thinking how awful it was that it turned out that Pinkie Pie was the dreadful Pinkamena from the horror stories.

And that Rainbow Dash and Rarity had died the he made a rash decsion.

It was not as if he didn't try.

"What in the name of tarnation!"

"Shut. shu-. Shut up!"

Drooler was really trying to bring them back from the death for a last time. If he continued it seemed he would have to bring back pinkie's backside as well.

Pinkie was hunched over while the head of some unknown pony peeked from her backside.

Dear God. Not even Big Mac was this Big! thought Pinkie.

A brown pony with a dreadful smell tried to wiggle free from Pinkie's cheeks.

A strange glow that could be traced back to the elements enveloped Pinkie.

"I know what is going on!" said AppleJack proud of her farming skills.

"You are having baby!"

Hannibal Pinkie wanted to smack AppleJack so badly.

"Let Big Mama AppleJack lend a hand. This happens all the time in the farm. Specially after thus Flim Flams started selling cow meat. Wonder where they get it from?"

AppleJack lowered herself and grabbed some towels. After all for a experienced killer like Pinkie Pie towels and cleaning supplies were always at hand.

"Okay sweetheart only the head is out! When I tell you to push you push!"

Ask Pinkie proceeded to take the biggest dump of her life two ponies came a -popping out of her butthole.

They looked a lot like Rarity and Raibow Dash.

Call the guards I along with them will find this submarine and destroy it!"

Author's Note

Meh. No reviews I wonder how other authors even bother writing when they get no feedback whatsover.

This story is admittedly the weirdest ever but honestly I'sve seen worse.