Rambo Apple, a cousin of Applejack's father Elstar, crawls onto the farm one day, looking for Applejack's father. But what has he been doing for the past eight years, and why is there a bounty on his head?

A/N: This story has been bouncing around in my head ever since I learned that Rambo was a type of apple. The story draws pretty heavily on "First Blood", but I like to think I have added enough pony and enough new things to make everyone happy.