I should have died—maybe I did. One moment I was testing how well my car could roll at fifty-plus, the next I wake up in hospital with the most smoking-hot nurse you have ever seen taking care of me. But then things got weird.

Hi. I'm Paul. I survived my car crash and wound up going on the strangest adventure a man could ever go on. The company's good, though.

If you don't like surprises: Anthro -> Pony transformation, Pony -> Anthro transformation, sex transformation, sex, boobies, frustration, confusion, not quite the anthro story you were expecting.

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