Discord X Reader Oneshots

by LeechLord

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Discord, Screwball, Slice of Life, Anthology, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1488

Just some Discord X Reader fics for your health

Have you ever wanted to date the loveable chaos-causing draconequus Discord? Now you can with some mediocre one-shots yours truly has written.
P.S you can also find this fic on my Wattpad

Published 2018-11-07 19:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-02-19 01:06:18 UTC

Chapter 1

"Don't worry, Discord. They're gonna accept you I just know it," I overheard Fluttershy say from the outside of her cottage. I brought my hoof up to knock on the door and Fluttershy quickly opened her door.

"Hey, Fluttershy! What did you need of me?" I asked, tilting my head.

"I don't need anything from you but I have someone who does," Fluttershy giggled and stepped aside so that I could come in. Discord was standing in the middle of the room. He was in a tux and had a bouquet of piranha plants and poison joke.

"Hey, Discord! Whatcha all dressed up for?" Discord seemed to blushed and then stuttered so badly he couldn't make a full sentence. Is it possible the lord of chaos could be able to have a stroke? Is he having a stroke?

"Are you alright, Dissy?" I asked. Discord seemed taken aback at my nickname for him.

"You can do it," Fluttershy whispered. Discord took in a deep breath and jolted out the arm that was holding the bouquet. He put down his head so he didn't have to look at me.

"D-D-Do you wanna g-g-go on a d-date?" Discord stumbled on and elongated his words. I smiled and took the bouquet into my hoofs.

"I'd love to," I accepted. Discord brought up his head with a huge sharp-toothed smile etched on his face. Discord then snapped his fingers and Fluttershy's house turned into a fancy restaurant. Fluttershy walked up to Discord and I's table.

"May I take your order?" Twilight asked. I chuckled and ordered what I wanted on a menu that only had a few things. It's so cute that Twilight and Fluttershy is helping out Discord on this date. Pinkie Pie bounced in from the kitchen holding a pitcher with what seemed to be chocolate milk. Pinkie poured the milk into our cups. Discord twiddled his thumbs.

"Uh...Er...What's your favorite color?" Discord asked, nervously.

"(F/C)," I answered, "You?"

"As long as it's eye-straining I don't care," Discord chuckled.

"So, why didn't you order anything to eat?" I asked.

"I can eat anything, I didn't want Applejack to do more work than she has to," Discord responded and then took a bite out of the menu.

"What does that taste like?"

"I can make it taste like anything I want," Discord seemed to be less fidgety and hasn't been stuttering. Good for him. Rainbow Dash flew in carrying a plate with what I ordered on it. She put it on the table and I started eating. Discord took in a deep breath.

"(Y/N), I really super like you and I want you t-to be my sp-special som-somepony. Soo..."

"I'd love to be your special somepony," I said. Discord gave me a genuine smile. Discord embraced me into a hug that included his whole body wrapping mine. He was warm and his fur was soft. I put my hoofs around his neck and put my muzzle up to his. I brought him into a soft kiss. Discord seemed surprised at first but returned the kiss. His put his claw and paw on my cheeks to make the kiss deeper. We pulled away and put our foreheads together.

"Wooooooo!" Pinkie yelled, "Yay Discord won over (Y/N)!"

Chapter 3

Author's Note

Au: Discord doesn't have any magic
Reader is unicorn

Chapter 3

I was probably the only person in the world that owned a draconequus. They were said to be extinct until I found one when I was going on a walk through the forest. He was injured so I brought him back to my house and healed him up. He then refused to go back to the forest so I decided to house him. That was a few years ago and I've gained a small crush for the draconequus.

"Come on Discord. Getting brushed isn't too bad," I said.

"But it's so boring," Discord growled.

"This is always how it is. At first, you're like 'I don't wanna get brushed it's so boring' and then you start purring," I argued, adding a really bad impression of Discord.

"Fine! Let's get this over with," Discord pouted. He laid on the floor and I started brushing his brown fur. His body was so soft but it always got tangled after a bit so I have to brush him every once in a while. I got to his head and brushed behind his ears. Discord closed his eyes in content and started purring. He's so cute when he purrs. His mouth curled into a calm smile.

"Okay, you're right. It's really nice," Discord emitted. I brushed from his muzzle to his forehead and Discord's head lifted up.

"Does that feel good?" I asked. Discord nodded his head.

~~~Time skip~~~

"Alright, You're all brushed," I said, standing up and putting down the brush.

"No, brush me more,"

Chapter 5

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

Chapter 2

A knock on my door rang through my ears. I got up and trotted to the door. I opened the door to see my colt-friend Discord and an unknown filly. Oh yeah! I remember I was gonna meet Discord's daughter.

"Hey, Discord and...Screwball? That was your name right?"
Screwball nodded at my question.

"Come in you two. You're just in time for lunch," I invited them into my house. I went into the kitchen to get the food I was cooking.

"Let me get that for you," Discord said and snapped his fingers. The table was all set, the food was on the table and we were sitting.

"Thank you, Dissy," I nuzzled Discord's muzzle.

"Ew, you guys are gross!" Screwball said as she stuck out her tongue which had red and white stripes. I chuckled. I remember when I used to say that to my parents.

"It won't be so gross when your older and doing it to a colt," Discord said.

"Gross! Colts are icky!" Screwball scoffed and stook up her nose. Discord laughed.

"Oh!" Screwball shot up like she just remembered something.

"(Y/N), are you gonna be my new (Mom/Dad)?" Screwball asked. I blushed.

"A-A-Ask your dad!" I countered, stuttering in the process.

"Dad, is (Y/N) gonna be my new (Mom/Dad)?" Screwball then asked Discord.

"Only if they want to," Discord cooed as he had a smug smile on his face. I blushed even more.

"(Y/N), will you be my new (Mom/Dad)?" Screwball asked again.

"If you want me too," I answered.

"Alright new (Mom/Dad)!"

Author's Note

Discord is kinda OOC in this one sorry

Chapter 4

Discord, the lord of chaos, was an absolute sweety. He always valued friendship, he just isn't really good at expressing it. For example, he acted like a textbook tsundere when he first realized his feelings for me. He would stutter and blush as he yelled 'I don't even like you'. It was adorable. It's been about half a year since then and now he's completely comfortable when he's around me. He always fiddled with my mane and nuzzled me. We, however, haven't kissed yet. Currently, I was contently reading when Discord slipped his head under my tail. I looked over at him and it looked like he had a (M/C) wig. I chuckled.

"What are you laughing about (C/M) butt?" Discord poked my cutie mark.

"You," I replied.

"It's not nice to laugh at people," Discord pouted.

"It's not nice to call people (C/M) butt," I countered. Discord slithered up to face me, leaving his tail 'wig' behind.

"It was a compliment, darling," Discord put his paw's index finger under my chin to lift my head up so that I was looking into his eyes. Discord blushed suddenly and turned his head away.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Nothing to worry your pretty little head about," Discord avoided the question and pet my head.

"Alright, keep your secrets," I laughed and poked Discord's forehead with my hoof.

"He wants to kiss you," Discord's voice said from behind me. I turned my head and there was Discord's copy with glasses.

"Y-Y-You weren't sup-post to tell them that!" Discord, the original, yelled and pushed Discord, the copy, into a box. Discord then taped the box and threw it to Celestia knows where. Actually, I don't think even Celestia knows. Discord then looked at me.

"D-Don't believe a word he says," Discord was back to his adorable tsundere version. He was blushing like crazy and stuttering again. I walked over to the couch and stood on it so I was close to Discord's hight if I stood on my hind hooves. I grabbed his face in my hooves and kissed him. Discord's body became stock-still and his eyes were wide. He then started to melt in my touch. His posture slouched and his arms flopped down. His face was love struck. He looked like he was in the most relaxing place ever. I pulled away slowly. Discord finally blinked back to reality.

"Again!"