“Welcome home, Anon.” Metamora greeted, launching herself at you as the portal behind you fizzled out of existence.

“Hey there bugbutt,” you laughed, picking her up and holding her against you, “Happy to see me?”

“Do you really need me to answer that?”

“No but I wanna hear you say it anyway.” You spun her around, her forelegs draped over your shoulders as she laid her head on your shoulder.

“You,” she started, a melancholy edge to her voice, “You have no idea how much I missed you.”

“Oh I doubt that. You know I missed you just as much.”

“Then why would you go and do something so dumb?”

“You mean saving you? Come on, Em. You know that was the right call.”

“I…”

“Especially taking this into consideration,” you paused, “Um… How did this happen though.”

“I’m so glad you asked!” Twilight beamed, taking a deep breath before launching into a lecture for the ages.

“Twilight no!” everyone screamed in unison. Wow, you weren’t kidding. Everyone.

Of course Em, Twilight, and Chrysalis you already knew were here, but Celestia, Luna, Pharynx, Aphelion, and a whole bunch more ponies and Changelings you’d never met were crowded around too.

“Hey everyone…” you smile, setting Metamora back down, “Nice to see you all again. But still… how am I seeing you again?”

“Can I?” Twilight asked cautiously, in equal parts trepidation and anticipation.

“Come on Sparky,” you approved, “lecture away.”

“So we found you,” she started, “With magic.”

“Uh huh…”

“And then we came and got you,” she continued, “With magic.”

“Is that so,” you laughed, “Just a bit of magic and then, what… Poof?”

“Well it wasn’t just a little magic,” Twilight acquiesced, “It took all of us to bring you back.”

“But I’m back for good, right? Not some temporary spell or whatever brought me here last time.”

“No you’re here-here. Physically resident in our world.”

You breathed a sigh of relief. It was all so crazy you almost had to imagine it couldn’t last.

“Thank god,” you exhaled, “I missed this so much.”

Your little bug just stared up at you.

“I don’t know how I survived without you, Em,” you admitted, “I’m so glad to be back.”

She smiled up at you, “I’m so happy to have you back. I l- lo-”

“Ha ha, funny. Jeez, Em you’ve got a cold sense of humor.”

She wasn’t laughing though.

“Oh no, can you really not-”

“Anon I’m so sorry…” she cried, “I… you know I want to say it! You know how I feel. I just… I had to give up that part of me to find you and… Evidently I do need it.”

“Well what do we need to do to get it back?”

She paused, a blush spreading on her face. She winked at you and turned around.

“Whoa, really Em? Right here?”

She nodded.

“Right now?”

She nodded.

“With everyone watching?”

She nodded furiously.

“Fuck you’re a kinky bug and I love every bit of it. That just leaves two things to take care of.”

Metamora looked over her shoulder in confusion.

“First, and most importantly,” you started, shedding your pants, “Twilight. I need my dick back.”

She blushed as well. Fond memories you hoped. She didn’t even ask any questions. She just made it happen. A huge dick to match how huge of a dick you could be, as it should be.

You were going to have to convince Metamora to let you reward her for that, not that she’d decline. Fuck, she’d probably want to join in!

“Second. Pharynx, if I see you get hard from staring at my dick I’m going to get permanent ED. So I’m trusting Aphelion to make sure that whatever happens I don’t see your dick.”

Well, at least it wasn’t staring at your dick that got him hard. But you still saw a glimpse of it as Aphelion ducked underneath him. You could forgive that.

“And that takes care of that,” you chuckle, “Mandatory disclaimer. The following presentation features adult themes such as humans fucking bugponies, bugponies being fucked by humans, screams of pleasure, a metric fuckload of jizz, and encouraged audience participation. If you’re not interested in all of that, then you should fuck right off.”

No one left.

“Alright then, Em. Let’s f-”

You felt the wind knocked out of you as you fell backwards. There was a weight on top of you. A familiar weight. You should have expected her to try something like that.

“Oh no, bugbutt. Not this time. I can’t fuck you into a puddle if you’re on top.”

With equal intensity you flipped her over, pinning her down with a hand over her chest. She looked like she was going to try saying something, but she held her tongue. You didn’t hold anything, though, feeling your dick rest against her stomach.

“Pleeeeeease” she whined, rubbing herself against you as best she could. You didn’t feel like disappointing.

You pulled back, letting the tip of your glorious cock rest against the glistening flesh between her legs. And you pushed onward, diving into her as she hissed in pleasure. You had lost time to make up for, and between as wet as she was and as hard as you were, you didn’t have to spend any time getting her prepared for high velocity action.

She just took it. Thrust after thrust after thrust of you jackhammering yourself into her like the world would end if you didn’t. She just stared up at you the entire time with a look that just screamed ecstasy.

“I missed this,” you admitted, driving yourself in to her as those around watched with unflinching attention, “Fuck did I ever miss this.”

“I missed it too,” she agreed, “Your love tastes so much better than anypony else’s.”

“Have you been getting love from other people. Em, you naughty mare!”

“It’s not like… I had to survive! I didn’t fuck anyone for it!”

“Relax, I don’t care if you did. That’s not going to change a thing about how great this is. Nothing could ruin how great this is.”

“You’re right. This is-” she shuddered, her walls tightening, “c-cumming!”

“Oh fuck. Who ever decided you get to be so fucking tight.”

“It’s not my fault if you make me cum like that…”

“Looks like that’s not the only thing I made,” you say, nodding to the growing ball of light above her chest, “Looks like you get my seed twice over today.”

“Hive, Anon. If I didn’t love you so much that shit would get old fast.”

“If you didn’t what?” you asked, catching her.

“I said if I didn’t love you s-” she froze, “Anon I… I…”

“Yes, Em?”

“I love you! Oh Anon I love you so much! I love you I love you I love-”

“There you go!” you exclaim, shoving yourself in and out of her with even more force as you felt yourself getting lost in the pleasure, “That’s my bug.”

“Yeah. That’s right. I’m your bug. I’m yours and nopony else’s.”

“What ever happened to sharing? Don’t you want to share your love with the world.”

“The world doesn’t have a dick like yours. The world doesn’t love me like you do. The world…”

“The world wouldn’t do this,” you finish, leaning in to kiss her. As your lips met she moaned out again, another climax washing over her and drenching you in a different way. You kept your lips locked as you rode through her climax, feeling her milking contractions drive you to your own edge.

“P-Please tell me you’re close.”

“Close enough,” you answer, slowing just a little bit to see where she was going with that,

“I-Inside!” she begged, “Please?”

“Did you even have to ask? Since when have I pulled out? Nah, I’m gonna fill you to the brim.”

“Oh H-Hive Anon… Come on already. I’m ssso f-fucking close again.”

“Well, here… I…” you winked, pausing until you knew she couldn’t take another second, “Cum.”

It was like an explosion, in more ways than one. You felt your release hit you like a ton of bricks, turning your dick into a firehose as you just kept pulsing jet after jet into her. She came for a third time, her unconscious contractions drawing all you had out of you. But then there was the real explosion. The golden ball of energy that had been calmly hovering between you two went nuclear, cascading off missiles of energy as it maintained its size and coherence.

You tracked one of the missiles, watching it aim straight for Celestia. As soon as it hit, the golden comet burst into pink shards, now moving in their own orbit around the sun princess. You watched as the same thing happened to Chrysalis and then to Pharynx. But then something interesting happened when Twilight was struck. Suddenly her energy and Celestia’s intertwined, almost magnetically forcing the two together as their spheres merged into one. The same happened to Luna as hers merged with Chrysalis. And last but not least, one hit Aphelion, no noticeable change occurring there as she was already immediately under Pharynx and well at work.

“Em, did we just…” you paused, asking yourself the question you were about to ask her, “Did we just start an orgy?”

“Huh wha?” she lazily giggled, trying so desperately to be the puddle you promised you’d turn her into.

“Look, Em…” you pointed, watching more of the love comets seeking and pairing off the other ponies filling the room. You looked over to Celestia, who being the first affected appeared to be the first to make a move. She walked up to Twilight, whispered something in her ear, and then pushed the purple pony gently to the ground, craning her neck down to kiss her target. Chrysalis was next, a green flash overtaking her as you suddenly found two Celestias in the room.

“You have a thing for your sister, right?” Chrysalis asked. Luna looked away from the real Celestia, a fierce blush across her navy cheeks. But she couldn’t deny it.

You hadn’t even noticed that Aphelion had flipped Pharynx over, but you watched as she rocked back and forth against his enormous purple member, pinning it against him.

“Whoops…” Metamora chuckled, a look of concentration coming over her face. You watched two more comets fly out of the sphere before it disappeared back into her. They danced overhead, drawing a beautiful intertwined path as they doubled back and aimed for both of you. Fuck she was smooth.

“Oh you coy little whorse,” you groaned, feeling life breathed back into your dick as the magic essence hit you square in the back, “You know I was going to fuck you again anyway.”

“Yeah, but now you have to. You’re powerless to resist me, you wonderful, horny beast.”

“You know I’m always powerless to resist you. I love you too much.”

“Anon…” she smiled, “I really, really love you too.”

“I know, you silly little bug. I’ll never let you go.”

And you wouldn’t. You just held her, content to give her what you wanted once more. You two continued on until you felt the universe begging you to sleep so it could calm down from the supernova of love, lust, and magic you two had created.

“Hey Em,” you called out, feeling yourself starting to nod off, “I just wanted to tell you something.”

Nothing.

“I uh… I brought a picture of Emma Watson with me this time, you know… cause we never did get to do that,” you paused, “but after all this… I don’t think I want you to be anything else.”

She didn’t respond. You realized that she had fallen asleep, and thinking further on the topic you were positive that you would be soon to follow. But for the first time in several weeks you embraced sleep fully, because you knew that no matter what, she’d still be there when you…
Wake Up

Author's Note

It's finally FUCKING DONE. The main story at least.

But that doesn't mean we're done fucking... Come back next week for ~~Boner~~ Bonus Chapters from the Extra Chapter Challenge/Glitch Chapters. There are 16 of them, which will be posted one a day each weekday until they're done. And that will be it.