equestria most wanted

months ago Andrew "Big boy" Thomas was cruising the streets of compton with 3 "homies". Hell,he was a vicious criminal and no-one would argue that.Now the storie starts like this, him and his boys Mak-dreezey, Big-easy,and his "straight" cousin Tommy were drivindown the street looking for something to do, but Big-boy did'nt do the normal thingspeople do for fun. see fun to him was like this rape, murder,drugs, and theft, not sensiblethings like golf or jacking off.he drove around in his car,a old,fairly beat up 1990 Cutlass Supreme, looking for bad things to do to people. Now some people may have the sense to ask why besides, of course, the fact that he thinks its fun.Understand this life was hard growing up for Big-boy. He never had a father figure in his life,except for the old slingers who would com around to fuck his crack whore moms and beat her ass for owed cash. He fended for himself all his life and the things he saw and related to drove him to his dark path.now, is he to blame for hissituation? Hell no one knows,but eh...hes a hard ass nigga now, not sensible like those 9 to 5 fools.

As big-boy was rollin down the street, he was smokin a nice big blunt with his acqaintences, drinking on a piss warm mickys 40 oz.he drove by some liquor stores and crack houses and thats pretty much all there was in this neighbor hood,but hell that was good for him beacuse he was runnin low on mickys.Big-boy made a sharp turn over the center devider and parked his car akwardly in front of a liqour store.

"Aight niggas"he hollad at his homies, he sounded like Samuel Jackson "Ima rollin this bitch and get some shit,watchu niggas want" see he isint all bad he thinks about his friends,ahh redeeming qualitys

Big-e was practicaly passed out in the back"oh...mmmaaaaaannnnn!!!! get off that shit naaagga i know was up"

Mak took a long hit off the blunt and choked out some words for his boy "mannnn, i wants some watermelon"

"Nigga whatchu think this is,aint no grocery store" he hollad

"Aight grab me some cheetos then dawg"he casualy replied

Tommy politely looked up "oh can i get some water please" psh that nigga...

"Aight cuz i gotchu" Big boy replied

Big boy then got out of the car and started stepping tword the grocery store.Now big-boy gets his name not from being a heavy set fellow but beacuse he is rater ripped so as you can imagine when he stepped into the store he was immediatly accausted, quite viciously,by the young female asian worker behind the counter.

"Hey you,what you want"

"Eh yo,im tryina get some cheetos and some fortys up in this bitch.eh and yo wata too"Big-boy made his way to the counter of the run down liqur store

"No we no have, stoa close, go cross street"

Big-boy was no rhodes scholar but he could tell she was actin a ho.,So he did the only thing he could think of he whipped a smith and wesson 45. out of his waste ready to get down to the real reason he was here."Aight bitch then give me yo munny" he aimed the gun at her head,sideways of course.

"No you leave blacky me call cops on you"

For all the stereotypical asian smarts she could not see how that was a bad idea,probly beacuse Asian people have those sqinty little eyes, eh who knows. Big boy splatterd her brains all over the wall behind her and then immidietly got to cleaning the place out first the pettey cash then the cheetos then the water. Then big boy made a b-line outta that shit hole.he ran up to the car and jumped in the drivers seat, nearly about to drive off into the sunset but then he rememberd the one thing he forgot,the 40 oz.there was no way he could leave without it.Quickly opeining the car door he rushed inside and began looking for his malt beverage but there was none to be found! He tore through that store raising hell and knocking down shelves, but still no fortys.returning to that store was the biggist mistake of his life.It would not only cost him his life but the lives of his comrades and cousin for little did he know there was a cop at the end of the block witnessing the whole thing.Officer Oniel was at a coffee shop eating a donut and some coffee to get him through the night. when he heard the gunshot he decided to firstly finish his donut,and then call for back-up and investigate. Big-boy was confused when he heard gunshots, rapid, successive gunshots all around outside.As he ran outside he also ran into the waiting wepons of 6 police officers,he couldent belive it every cop in the ghetto right here pointing there guns at him.

Now we see the true begining of this storie, suprisingly it begins where many stories end.Big-boy tried for murder of a store clerk and for some strange reason two of his best friends and cousin,meny though he was insane,but that didint stop the judicial system from putting him to death by electrocution.perhaps even more suprising was the new type of electric chair being used for the execution.big boy was lead into a iorn maiden like structure and the lid of the strange machine was shut accompanied by the groan of steel. 3....2......1.......and the switch was thrown.Now it just so happens that at that very moment there was a flare of cosmic radiation of unknown origen in the galexy.The world went white for poor old big boy and pain was everywhere,but eventualy the white faded and the pian subsided and though he was sure he was in his iorn maiden

he was also sure he was, infact,very much alive.

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Who can say how long Big boy was trapped in his death box,at the most it was three days,no one knows but noone really cares anyway.Big boy was used to being confined he was a death row inmate, confinement was his life.he spent most of it thinkin about bustin shit up, some of it thinkin baout young skanks he had fucked, and maybe even a little of the time reflecting on his life,he is only a man after all.eventually something of some significance happend to him.he heard some footsteps creep up towards him and then a young voice spoke softly "whats this?ive never read about anything like this before!"

it was strange to Big boy that the voice was that of a woman perhaps in her late teens.of course, all he could think at the time was dam sounds like theres some hos.it was a welcome sound to a man who had spent five monthes in jail giving last minute of life prison ass rape.anyway after an hour of what he though was some little kid dragging him around through huffs and puffs eventualy the girl said "ok spike put it right there,and then go reshelve the
books please" she orderd

"im on it twilight" the chipper little kid said

now twilight sparke had seen alot of shit in her days,mostly books,but oh inside of those pages she had seen
some weird crap.mating habits of manticore,pony disembowlments,hell,things she wished shed never read
and that aint no lie.the object she had procured was a large iorn box about twice her size.what kind of thing could
be inside she wonderd.she fideld with the box for hours,ever the genious she did eventually find the latchs that
closed the box.

now when the box opend Big boy was suprised.From the pitch black confins of his death bed he could see nothing,but now the world was bright and coulerfull it looked like a fuckin saturday morning cartoon up in that bitch,he was standing in the center of a library.he had never actually been in a library beforebut he guessed they looked like this.a small purple unicorn was staring at him with wide eyes.anybody would have trouble adjusting to such a drastic change the fabric of reality but andrew Big boy expressed his confusion in a peculiar way, anger.

"what the fuck is this shit nigga"he immedietly hollad at the whole world around him."mannnn it b like some muthafuckin acid trip shit nigga"

twilight sparkle was shocked that the box could contain a living creature and still more shocked the creature spoke her language.looking around BB saw only the purple unicorn in front of him he turned his attention to her."this is some unreal shit right here" he reached down to grab twilights horn but she jumped away,now starting to feel somewhat scared of the creature in front of her.at this time a small dragon came running into the room "twilight,what happend"he said unusaually up beat.the purple unicorn ignored him.

"my name is twilight sparkle,please calm down.who are you and how do you know how to speak?"she questoned after gaining her composure.

"bitch yah horse face nigga ass,what the fucks this shi"

"your in ponyville, i just released you from that box you where traped in after i found it and brought it here" spike rolled his eyes

"maaannnn..whadya say?" his anger finally giving way to true confusion.he was trying to grasp the situation but a lifetime of
heavy drinking and drugs left him with a blank spot when he tried to figure it out.he was supposed to be dead,now he
didint have a goddam clue.his world slowly started spinning and then Big boy fell to the ground with a thud,out stone cold like hendrix