equestria most wanted

by hellhound

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Main 6, Gore, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Original Character, Comedy, Tragedy, Adventure
Length: 3495

tale of a struggling man on death row transported to equest

a mix of cliche black sploitation comedy and a oc insert flicks.A death row inmate is sent to equestri and interacts with ponys.

Published 2012-08-06 04:54:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-27 08:20:09 UTC

a hood fairy tail begins

months ago Andrew "Big boy" Thomas was cruising the streets of compton with 3 "homies". Hell,he was a vicious criminal and no-one would argue that.Now the storie starts like this, him and his boys Mak-dreezey, Big-easy,and his "straight" cousin Tommy were drivindown the street looking for something to do, but Big-boy did'nt do the normal thingspeople do for fun. see fun to him was like this rape, murder,drugs, and theft, not sensiblethings like golf or jacking off.he drove around in his car,a old,fairly beat up 1990 Cutlass Supreme, looking for bad things to do to people. Now some people may have the sense to ask why besides, of course, the fact that he thinks its fun.Understand this life was hard growing up for Big-boy. He never had a father figure in his life,except for the old slingers who would com around to fuck his crack whore moms and beat her ass for owed cash. He fended for himself all his life and the things he saw and related to drove him to his dark path.now, is he to blame for hissituation? Hell no one knows,but eh...hes a hard ass nigga now, not sensible like those 9 to 5 fools.

As big-boy was rollin down the street, he was smokin a nice big blunt with his acqaintences, drinking on a piss warm mickys 40 oz.he drove by some liquor stores and crack houses and thats pretty much all there was in this neighbor hood,but hell that was good for him beacuse he was runnin low on mickys.Big-boy made a sharp turn over the center devider and parked his car akwardly in front of a liqour store.

"Aight niggas"he hollad at his homies, he sounded like Samuel Jackson "Ima rollin this bitch and get some shit,watchu niggas want" see he isint all bad he thinks about his friends,ahh redeeming qualitys

Big-e was practicaly passed out in the back"oh...mmmaaaaaannnnn!!!! get off that shit naaagga i know was up"

Mak took a long hit off the blunt and choked out some words for his boy "mannnn, i wants some watermelon"

"Nigga whatchu think this is,aint no grocery store" he hollad

"Aight grab me some cheetos then dawg"he casualy replied

Tommy politely looked up "oh can i get some water please" psh that nigga...

"Aight cuz i gotchu" Big boy replied

Big boy then got out of the car and started stepping tword the grocery store.Now big-boy gets his name not from being a heavy set fellow but beacuse he is rater ripped so as you can imagine when he stepped into the store he was immediatly accausted, quite viciously,by the young female asian worker behind the counter.

"Hey you,what you want"

"Eh yo,im tryina get some cheetos and some fortys up in this bitch.eh and yo wata too"Big-boy made his way to the counter of the run down liqur store

"No we no have, stoa close, go cross street"

Big-boy was no rhodes scholar but he could tell she was actin a ho.,So he did the only thing he could think of he whipped a smith and wesson 45. out of his waste ready to get down to the real reason he was here."Aight bitch then give me yo munny" he aimed the gun at her head,sideways of course.

"No you leave blacky me call cops on you"

For all the stereotypical asian smarts she could not see how that was a bad idea,probly beacuse Asian people have those sqinty little eyes, eh who knows. Big boy splatterd her brains all over the wall behind her and then immidietly got to cleaning the place out first the pettey cash then the cheetos then the water. Then big boy made a b-line outta that shit hole.he ran up to the car and jumped in the drivers seat, nearly about to drive off into the sunset but then he rememberd the one thing he forgot,the 40 oz.there was no way he could leave without it.Quickly opeining the car door he rushed inside and began looking for his malt beverage but there was none to be found! He tore through that store raising hell and knocking down shelves, but still no fortys.returning to that store was the biggist mistake of his life.It would not only cost him his life but the lives of his comrades and cousin for little did he know there was a cop at the end of the block witnessing the whole thing.Officer Oniel was at a coffee shop eating a donut and some coffee to get him through the night. when he heard the gunshot he decided to firstly finish his donut,and then call for back-up and investigate. Big-boy was confused when he heard gunshots, rapid, successive gunshots all around outside.As he ran outside he also ran into the waiting wepons of 6 police officers,he couldent belive it every cop in the ghetto right here pointing there guns at him.

Now we see the true begining of this storie, suprisingly it begins where many stories end.Big-boy tried for murder of a store clerk and for some strange reason two of his best friends and cousin,meny though he was insane,but that didint stop the judicial system from putting him to death by electrocution.perhaps even more suprising was the new type of electric chair being used for the execution.big boy was lead into a iorn maiden like structure and the lid of the strange machine was shut accompanied by the groan of steel. 3....2......1.......and the switch was thrown.Now it just so happens that at that very moment there was a flare of cosmic radiation of unknown origen in the galexy.The world went white for poor old big boy and pain was everywhere,but eventualy the white faded and the pian subsided and though he was sure he was in his iorn maiden

he was also sure he was, infact,very much alive.

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Who can say how long Big boy was trapped in his death box,at the most it was three days,no one knows but noone really cares anyway.Big boy was used to being confined he was a death row inmate, confinement was his life.he spent most of it thinkin about bustin shit up, some of it thinkin baout young skanks he had fucked, and maybe even a little of the time reflecting on his life,he is only a man after all.eventually something of some significance happend to him.he heard some footsteps creep up towards him and then a young voice spoke softly "whats this?ive never read about anything like this before!"

it was strange to Big boy that the voice was that of a woman perhaps in her late teens.of course, all he could think at the time was dam sounds like theres some hos.it was a welcome sound to a man who had spent five monthes in jail giving last minute of life prison ass rape.anyway after an hour of what he though was some little kid dragging him around through huffs and puffs eventualy the girl said "ok spike put it right there,and then go reshelve the
books please" she orderd

"im on it twilight" the chipper little kid said

now twilight sparke had seen alot of shit in her days,mostly books,but oh inside of those pages she had seen
some weird crap.mating habits of manticore,pony disembowlments,hell,things she wished shed never read
and that aint no lie.the object she had procured was a large iorn box about twice her size.what kind of thing could
be inside she wonderd.she fideld with the box for hours,ever the genious she did eventually find the latchs that
closed the box.

now when the box opend Big boy was suprised.From the pitch black confins of his death bed he could see nothing,but now the world was bright and coulerfull it looked like a fuckin saturday morning cartoon up in that bitch,he was standing in the center of a library.he had never actually been in a library beforebut he guessed they looked like this.a small purple unicorn was staring at him with wide eyes.anybody would have trouble adjusting to such a drastic change the fabric of reality but andrew Big boy expressed his confusion in a peculiar way, anger.

"what the fuck is this shit nigga"he immedietly hollad at the whole world around him."mannnn it b like some muthafuckin acid trip shit nigga"

twilight sparkle was shocked that the box could contain a living creature and still more shocked the creature spoke her language.looking around BB saw only the purple unicorn in front of him he turned his attention to her."this is some unreal shit right here" he reached down to grab twilights horn but she jumped away,now starting to feel somewhat scared of the creature in front of her.at this time a small dragon came running into the room "twilight,what happend"he said unusaually up beat.the purple unicorn ignored him.

"my name is twilight sparkle,please calm down.who are you and how do you know how to speak?"she questoned after gaining her composure.

"bitch yah horse face nigga ass,what the fucks this shi"

"your in ponyville, i just released you from that box you where traped in after i found it and brought it here" spike rolled his eyes

"maaannnn..whadya say?" his anger finally giving way to true confusion.he was trying to grasp the situation but a lifetime of
heavy drinking and drugs left him with a blank spot when he tried to figure it out.he was supposed to be dead,now he
didint have a goddam clue.his world slowly started spinning and then Big boy fell to the ground with a thud,out stone cold like hendrix

shyim from the streets

awakening from a deep dark sleep a mister andrew big boy thomas sat up and gazed with tired eyes at his surrondings.he sat on a comfortable bed within a small yet cozey room.the room was furnished with the standard things one would expect to find in a bedroom,a small bed tucked in the corner coverd with pretty little pink and orange bed covers,and a large box in the oposite corner next to a little dresser,it was like spoiled kids room,all nice and tidy and shit.big boy took in his souroundings with the cold additude of a prison inmate.while he did notince that the world was still cartoonie and out of wack he was much less freaked out then when he had first laid eyes on this strange world.looking out the small circular window next to the bed he saw a wonderfull forest that looked just oh so beautifull and full of life, Big boy sighed "mmaaannnn...dere aint gonna be no liqour stores around this bitch" he whisperd silently

big boy got up and casualy walked twords the door.reaching it he tried to push it open,seeing there was no handle,but found it to be shut tight,like a virgin ass.he didint like it one bit the feeling of being traped once again made him flash back to his first days of jail,it reminded him of when he was 7 years old.he ran over to the window and tried to open it,much to his good fortune it was open.he could smell the true clean air that had been denied to him,but the window was over a 2 story drop and oddly enough was built into a tree,just like some hippie play house type shit.he ran over to the dresser in the cornerand slid the drawer open stealthily.as the dresser drawer opened he beheld a wonderfull sight,his eyes poped out of his skull at the clothes that were encrusted with dimonds, gold, and other precious stones,these dresses were worth quite a fortune.big boy couldent contain himself,he screamed out at the top of his lungs "my nigga!! im about ta get paid motha fucker"

big boy broke out in a quick dance "aww yea man imma get me somea dem new nikes man" he spoke loudly,not careing about anything save the fortune that was soon to be his,while he began to tear the small dresser apart.

"shit dawg,ima get a chain bigga then flava flave" he snatched up a pretty pink and purple dress coverd in rubys,and saphires.

moving on to the large trunk to see what other things he could steal,he was disapointed to find that after turning it upside down there was nothing in there but some sheets and a book.big boy began making a rope from the sheets he had found,but was stoped dead in his tracks by a soft voice spoken from the other side of the door.

"um.......hello..........."the voice was extremly quite, in fact it was so meager that in order to hear big boy had to make his way to the door and press his ear to it.

"um....excuse me.......are you ok............." big boy scremed back at the door causing a worried fluttershy to jump out of her skin

"bitch!!check yo self i got hostages in here and ill blow there motha fuckin heads off"

"oh no.....its alright little animal...dont be frightend.....i wont hurt you" fluttershys naive and open heart felt for the animal that twilight sparkle had asked her to take care of.

"bitch!! who the fuck are you?how meny cops are out there?ill kill all you fuckers,right,fuckin,now if you dont BACK DA FUCK OFF!!!"

"oh...no....please dont be mad.....its just me out here......um......my name is fluttershy.whats your name?"fluttershy was as calm and nice as ever

"my name is angry ass niga,bitch,and im a angry ass nigga with a gun!!"rmember he sounds like samuel jackson ,ok?

"are you hungry mister nigga?...youve been asleep for two days" mention of food made big boy realize just how hungry he was he had'nt had a meal since his last meal in prison,roughly a week ago.

fluttershy continued, speaking as if to one of her pets "its ok mister nigga im going to come in now...ok?...dont worry i wont hurt you,we'll get you something to eat"big boy couldent say anything he was so god dam hungry he could eat a horse!

when the door opened a small little pink and yellow pony came in,she had her head held up and her eyes closed and when she spoke it was like an uptight know it all parent lectureing someone elses kid.

"now see its all ok...theres nothing to be worried about"saying that mostly to him and just a little to herself."oh my...youve made a mess in here...but its alright...im sure you were just a little worried"noticing big boy had her clothes clutched in his hands and stuffed down his orange jumpsuit fluttershy did begin to get somewhat flusterd,hos and there god dam purses and dresses and shit,dont get in the way of that shit.

reaching for the clothes fluttershy began her scolding."oh my...rarity wouldent like this at all...no,thats very bad nigga...dont mess up my dresses".as fluttershys hand closed in on the garments big boy deliverd a feirce back hand to the little pony that sent her flying into a wall.

"bitch,do not tuch the dam loot"

fluttershy picked herself of the floor she was pissed time to go angry fluttershy on the mean creature.she flew up into big boys face"YOU BIG BULLY, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU WREC...lah..blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...BLAH!!!!"that was what big boy heard
he had long seince tuned out nappy hos who get angry when you slap them.big boy stared at the bitch flapping around in his face and cocked back his pimping hand.*SLAP!*fluttershy flew against the wall again but much harder this time.

"bitch,you fuckin dum nigga?".this time fluttershy did not get up instead she droped down,coverd her head with her hooves and sobbed big salty tears.big boy stared at the poor,pathetic pony some would feel guilt right now,big boy did'nt he just felt hungry.walking over to the sobbing yellow and pink pegasus he stood behind her."im starvin up in this motha,wheres that grub at?"he said calmly.

now very,very unfortunate turn of events happens for sweet, shy fluttershy.big boy being a man who had spent much time in prison raping men in showers got sight of poor helpless fluttershy with her ass in the air and her hands covering her head,still sobbing.one thing has trumped a mans need for food and that is the need to bust a nut,now you know the sick, twisted direction wich the storie is heading in, mwahaha.big boy now noticed that the small pegasus was apparently female with parts comparable to human anatomy.he waseted no time pulling off his orange prison pants and began jacking off his cock a little to the supple yellow,virgin folds before him.meanwhile, in fluttershys point of veiw she is still to shocked about being pimp slapped to notice the world around her.the thing that did eventually bring back her awareness was the feeling of
something long and hard rubbing against the top of her ass by her tail.though she didint know what it was,but it felt pretty good to her having something long, hard, and hot rub against her soft well kept fur.big boy enjoyed the feeling of his dick rubbing on a supple toned ass,but it was time for him to cut to the chase after only a couple of seconds of heavy cock petting.for fluttershy the quick few seconds of pleasure opened into a long while of pain.big boy put the tip of his cock right outside of fluttershys pussy,fluttershy may be naive and reclusive but she had learned the same things as the other kids back at foal skool.fluttershys eyes shot open and her face stared forward,shocked, as big boy
ruthless slid his dick into her only slightly wet virgin cunt.

"nnnggggggg" fluttershy cryed out at the uncomfortable feeling penetrating deep in her pussy.big boy was feeling great to be in a soft tender inexperinced bitch like this one,especially after how long it had been for him.her pussy was perfect for him velvet and tight,maybe even the best hed ever had.fluttershys uncomfortable feeling only got worse as the dick began to pound her hard,pain that was masked by her initial shock and cofusion began to become her whole concentration,just uncomfortable,painfull,and confusing.

"ahhhhhhhhh"fluttershy began to cry out from the fucking.she cried and sobbed,trying to twist away as tears ran from her eyes but she could not break the mans grip.he fucked her even harder now amongst her sobs and squeals parting and thrashing deep inside of her.each thrust only alowed him to penetrate deeper and harder into the poor once pure pegasus.things continued this way for hours through skull fucking blow jobs,and hard deep missionary fuckings on fluttershys small,pretty,little pink and orange bed tucked nicely in the corner.

big boy steped out into the hallway,jeweld clothes in hand, of the treehouse ducking his head slightly to avoid the ceiling.shutting and barring a door behind him where he left a tired pony unconscious and coverd in cum.he was still starving,more now then ever after all of the rough sex he had just had. he walked down the stairs and into a kitchen.rumageing through the shelves he found little to eat only carrots and hay,salads.salads are not gangster he needed something filling,fried mother fuckin chicken or something.walking around the house a little more he found a few injured animals sitting in beds,and hey man you take what you can get.he draged picked some of the injured animals,the ones that he could see did not look sick he bashed there heads in across the wall,there where a few birds,a small piglet,and one unusually mean rabbit that bit big boys finger before he exploded its head across the wall.then using some of the vegetables big boy made a wonderfull meal, it wasent fried chicken but dam it was good.with that big boy set out into the strange cartoon land,a happy and free man, the way god intended.

twilight-motha-fucken-sparkle and spike-the only recuring male-the dragon slowly enterd fluttershys house,they had knocked for a while, but when
fluttershy had refused to anwser twilight had decided to let herself in.

"hey fluttershy are you home?" spike called out slightly scared

"spike!" twilight face hooved "of course shes not home or she would have anwserd the door"

"o.k twilight,gee something smells good,im gonna go see whats in the kitchen twi"spike ran off to the kitchen

"fine spike,just be carefull ok" twilight went her into the living room and walked around alittle
then something caught her eye,there was a few dribbles of blood leading from the living room to fluttershys animal hospital sick beds twilight sparkle was scared but her natural curiosity won over her fear as she followed the trail of blood,she set eyes on the room and screamed in horror.the walls where coverd in splotches of blood and brain matter remanants of skull were lying all about the room and some of the animals were up eating and licking the bloody bits.at that moment spike ran up part way and twilight looked at him.

"hey twi,look at this its really tasty"spike said,taking a bite from something and then holding it up so
twilight could see one of angel ,fluttershys pet bunnys, legs.twilight screamed again.