Author's Note

This chapter contains Mature content, that being said it doesn't have any clop scene, it just implies there was sex on it.

Special thanks toTwisted Colors for the editing and proofreading.

Special thanks to AnnEldest, for the help in this chapter.

Baking the Heat in the Night - E [MATURE]

Days passed and Alucard was left doing simple missions to pass the time, well, simple for him at least, hunting monsters and criminals. Luna was pleased that Alucard was so effective, while Alucard, on the other hand, was bored with the assignments, every single enemy he had faced in Equestria had been a joke. One day, Luna decided it was time for Celestia to pay for the rude awakening she had made them have some time ago, it was time for some good old sibling revenge.

Basically, Luna’s revenge was to have Celestia have dreams about delicious looking cakes that when eaten increased her size noticeably, Alucard and Luna were enjoying their view of a white blob with legs waggling animatedly in an attempt to reach another cake. Alucard blinked for a moment as he realized the situation he was in and tilted his head slightly wondering just how much the white mare could fit in herself before looking at Luna and then back at Celestia, 'huh, questions for later.'

Another week later, after their revenge, Luna didn’t have any more assignments for Alucard, so she decided to have a day off with the poor stallion, besides, who wouldn't want to have a full day with her, one of the most beautiful mares in Equestria, desired by every stallion. She wanted a date and Alucard had teased her enough, so this was the perfect revenge, no stallion would be able to withstand a date with her without getting flustered.

“Alucard, for your services I have decided to reward you with the great honor of taking me out on a date,” Luna said in a prideful manner while blushing.

“That seems more like a reward for you, but very well your highness. I wonder if I can live up to your... expectations.” Alucard whispered into her ear close enough to make luna shiver like a little filly, her plan wasn’t working.

“...Well, you have it wrong, it is a great honor to take me on a date.” Luna said trying to sound regal and serious, and quite obviously failing.

“Whatever you say, Princess, I’ll be happy to take you out, for your beauty knows no bounds,” Alucard said in a seductive manner whilst leaning closer to Luna, leaving her blushing like a tomato. “Did I do that right Princess, am I living up to your fantasies?”

“Ye-I mean… you know... LET’S GO, I HAVE A RESTAURANT IN MIND!” Luna shouted trying to change the conversation topic. ‘He is not going to win this! I'll make him lose somehow and when I do I'll... I'll...’

Alucard could only raise an eyebrow and let loose a quiet chuckle as Luna's face lit up like a Christmas tree.

Once they arrived at the restaurant, Luna decided to change her approach, perhaps if she was more daring she would be able to win in the game of seduction, so far Alucard had been winning and she refused to allow that, so she asked for a private booth.

“This is nice, a room just for the two of us,” Luna said sitting flank to flank with Alucard.

“I repeat what I said the first time you tried to play this game Princess, don't start what you can't finish,” Alucard said leaning closer to her with a smug smile on his face. ‘What a strange perfume she's using today.’

The dinner ended up mostly being a teasing contest, that Alucard won by a large margin, unlike Luna, Alucard knew how to control his emotions, so keeping his carnal desires inside him was never a problem, Luna, on the other hand, hadn’t had a date in fifteen hundred years.

Alucard decided to head back to the castle and have some quality wine with the Princess and have some more fun making jokes about Celestia and her precious student, Luna decided it was a good idea, alongside a few good wines and desserts from the castle in her room while they enjoyed the night.

Once they arrived at the castle, Luna went to the kitchen to pick up some pies and small cakes, while Alucard went to the warehouse to pick some wines and other alcoholic beverages.

“Whiskey, wine, vodka, hard cider, and beer, I guess this is enough for a good night,” Alucard said picking up all the stuff and making his way back to Luna’s room, but he was stopped by Magna, Axel, Lapis and Gale, running in his direction.

“Alucard! We have to hide, now!” Shouted Gale with his guard uniform.

“This time of the year is not safe for us Thestral stallions to be out! The horror, the horror!” Shouted Lapis while fainting on a coach that appeared out of nowhere.

“Let’s hide in the warehouse,” Magna said shivering and looking frantically in all directions.

“I like it, but even I need to rest, that mare's going to be the death of us!” Axel said while running to the warehouse.

“Can someone fill me in on what in the hell is going on?” Asked Alucard not knowing what to make out of the situation, he did notice every single one of them smelled like sex, and Lamia, every single one of them smelled like Lamia.

“Come on Alucard, we have to hide!” Gale Shouted getting inside the warehouse.

“I've got some things to do, so no thanks,” Alucard replied.

“Then be careful, don't let lamia catch you, she’s been hunting you, but you've been out on missions, lucky you!” Lapis said.

“Ok…” Alucard replied while thinking, ‘Lamia is hunting me? Well with her logic-defying abilities she would make a great Hellsing.’

“I can't take it anymore!” Axel said.

“Alright, see you later guys, I hope the horrifying torture that is sex doesn’t catch you.” Shouted Alucard while merging with the shadows and before vanishing shouting another thing, “Lamia! They're in the warehouse!”

“You traitor!” Shouted Gale hearing Lamia laugh and sing.

“One, two, Lamia’s coming for you, three, four, better lock your door, five, six, grab your crucifix, seven, eight, gonna stay up late, nine, ten, never sleep again!” Lamia sang, whispering the last part in Axel's ear while closing the warehouse doors.

“Ok, that was strange, a part of me says I should feel bad for the guys, and yet I don't," Alucard said while finally disappearing into the shadows.

Alucard returned to Luna’s chambers with the beverages, while remembering the weird interaction he had with Lamia and the guys. ‘That's the first time I've ever see a guy run from sex.’

“Alucard, you’re here, perfect!” Luna said noticing Alucard arriving in her room, “I brought some pies, nachos, dippings and of course a cake.”

“Well, I brought a little bit of everything, wine, vodka, whiskey, etc. Now, let’s get wasted!” Alucard replied with a huge smile.

“Huzzah, the fun will be doubled!” Luna replied with the same enthusiasm.

A couple of hours later and many empty bottles, Luna and Alucard were still barely drunk, Luna apparently had a super metabolism being an alicorn, while Alucard simply had a huge resistance to alcohol, he could choose not to get drunk, but the point here was getting drunk, though they both were able to think normally, their condition was best described as tipsy.

“Alucard, how is that you are so strong?” asked Luna watching the moon.

“Ah well, I lost myself in the pursuit of power, though that is over now,” replied Alucard sitting on the floor like a dog.

“That’s good, It would be a shame to lose you,” Luna said walking towards the windows while shaking her flank a bit, not to tease Alucard but because she was starting to feel the alcohol kick in.

“Indeed, the feeling is mutual, Princess,” Alucard said while losing focus for a bit, the moment she started to move her flank something was bothering him, ‘What in the hell is going on, this is the same smell from before but now it's stronger.’

Luna served herself a cup of wine, and was turning to sit with Alucard when she almost dropped her glass as something caught her attention, Alucard without even realizing had grown a huge boner, he was lost in thought while trying to figure out how a perfume could get stronger without applying more, Luna was simply staring at the boner Alucard had, blushing intensely.

‘Oh god! This is my first heat in a thousand years, how could I forgot!’ Luna thought still staring at Alucard’s boner.

Alucard recovered his train of thought and saw Luna staring at him.

‘What is she looking at? Did I grow a second head or something?’ Following her eyes, he noticed what Luna was staring at, between his legs he was now sporting a rather large boner, and it finally clicked what the guys had meant by "this time of the year stuff", and the smell wasn't perfume, it was Luna and she was in heat. ‘Huh, I was starting to wonder what my pony parts would look like, neat... gotta say being a pony has it perks.’

“You’ll have to excuse me, my princess, it would seem that my brains aren't quite on the same page tonight.” Alucard said keeping his cool while Luna was simply still staring and he could see some drool beginning to leak from her mouth, “Now if you’ll excuse, I've gotta go.”

But before Alucard managed to leave, Luna stopped him, levitating the stallion with her magic, Alucard could easily escape her magic, but he was curious to see what the princess would do about him getting an erection in front of her.

“Alucard... it has been one thousand years since my last heat, and I can’t let you leave just like that,” Luna said leaning closer to Alucard ears, ”You said that I shouldn’t start what I can’t finish, this time I want to finish.”

“Well, I was going to jack it off, but your option is way better and more enticing,” Alucard said while feeling Luna lose her magic grip on him. ‘Well Alucard, this ought to be interesting, and face it, you've been wanting to try out your new package anyway.’

“Perfect then,” Luna said in a seductive manner while taking off the few ornaments she had. “I hope your performance in the bed is as good as your mercenary work, I will warn you, we Alicorns have godlike stamina, we usually break our partners.”

“Let’s see who breaks who, Princess,” Alucard replied while removing his clothes and taking a look every now and then at his boner. ‘Damn I could weaponize this package, and give a new meaning to the phrase eat my dick.’

Once both were naked or as naked as usual, the real party started, the guards outside Luna’s chambers found themselves in an awkward situation and didn’t know what to do.

The next day, Luna felt refreshed, it was the first time someone had satisfied her heat, she would, of course, call Alucard again tonight, and every night for next coming weeks, and even after that, its hard to find a stallion with enough stamina to withstand an Alicorn, and Alucard had shown he had more stamina that even her, she woke up to find Alucard snuggling her, while snoring, she couldn’t help but laugh and find the sight cute, she decided to let Alucard sleep, because like always he was the last one to wake up.

Luna decided to go to the kitchen and pick up breakfast for her and Alucard, once she arrived at the kitchen she found Celestia making some pancakes with berries and maple syrup.

“Sister, if you would be so kind as to give me two orders of breakfast, please,” Luna said in a childish manner.

“Sure Lulu,” Celestia said while eyeing Luna, this behavior was unsettling, Luna was never this happy in the mornings, “May I have the reason for this pleasant behavior in this beautiful morning dear sister?”

“Mmmm I’ll tell you, but promise, in the name of our parents you won’t freak out,” Luna said like a teenager with the juiciest gossip ever.

“Alright, I promise in my name and the name of our family that I won’t freak out,” Celestia said while smiling.

“Ok, ok, last night I had a date with Alucard,” Luna started to which Celestia was starting to think the promise she made was already the biggest mistake of her life so far, but she was a mare of honor.

“I was the one that invited him, I wanted to tease him, by the way, it is impossible to tease Alucard, it's like that stallion is immune to social laws or something, but let's continue,” Luna said while keeping a huge smile and grabbing some orange juice.

“So after our date ended, we decided to go to my room and watch the sky and talk about random stuff, so we decided to split up with a mission, my mission was to bring some snacks, while his mission was to bring some beverages,”Luna said while pausing to drink some juice. “So after a while of talking and drinking I noticed Alucard was looking at me funny, and then I notice something too, I was in HEAT, can you believe that?!”

“Once my eyes went a little bit down, I saw Alucard had a huge boner, the funny part is he didn’t even know he had a boner, once he noticed I was staring at him, well, at his you know what, he was like ‘Oh god’, then after that he was like, and I quote Celly, ‘it would seem that my brains aren't quite on the same page tonight.’ by this time I had the hots for him, he’s a handsome stallion and one that I enjoy spending my time with so, I stop him and to sum it up, I got LAID!” Luna said the last part while jumping a bit, “He was amazing, the first stallion in my life that not only kept up with me, but surpassed my stamina.”

“Ok…” Celestia said processing the information before her eyes bugged out, “I’M GONNA CASTRATE HIM!”

“Sister, you promised! So you better keep your promise!” Luna said while standing in front of Celestia.

“Fine! But urgh! Take your pancakes, I have to deal with some bureaucratic shit or whatever.” with that Celestia gave Luna her pancakes and went to deal with the stress with some work.

Meanwhile, in Luna’s room, Alucard was having a nice slumber, it would be a lie if he said he didn’t enjoy it, sadly he was rudely pulled from his rest by a sudden shout that woke him up.

"I’M GONNA CASTRATE HIM!" Shouted a very familiar voice that the newly awakened vampire couldn't recognize at the moment.

“Mmmm, I’m pretty sure that’s for me,” Alucard said while stretching, “I'll deal with that later though, maybe.”

A couple of minutes later Luna arrived with two trays of pancakes and orange juice.

“Good morning,” Luna said in a singsong voice.

“Indeed, this is a good morning,” Alucard said grabbing his tray, finding a note in the middle of the pancakes saying ‘I’m gonna kill you.’ 'How did Celestia know which tray I was going to grab,' then he noticed Luna levitate a note out of her pancakes, ‘I guess she didn’t.’

“Don’t worry about my sister, I’ll deal with her, though she has been acting weird lately,” Luna said.

“It’s ok, your sister is as threatening as a cocker spaniel, an elderly cocker spaniel,” Alucard said while sipping his juice, making Luna laugh.

“I guess you’re right, by the way, you have the day off,” Luna said while leaning to Alucard’s ear giving it a lick, “Till tonight.”

“Haha, can’t complain princess, I’ll be happy to oblige,” Alucard said biting her ear.

“Good,” Luna said purring the words out, “By the way, I’m gonna go and meet up with my niece Cadence, later today, would you like to come?”

“Just let me know where, and I might pop by if I'm interested” Alucard replied to which Luna nodded giving him a slip of paper with the address. ‘I’m not interested.’

Once breakfast was done, Alucard decided to find the guys and see if they were still alive, if Lamia was half as thirsty as Luna was then they were probably dead, so he went straight to the warehouse where he left the guys to their doom.

He found the guys sleeping on the floor, with Lamia inside of an empty wine box looking quite bloated.

“Well, you guys look better than I thought you would,” Alucard said gaining the attention of the guys, while lamia was simple snoring.

“You backstabber!” Lapis whispered loudly at him.

“I'm gonna get my revenge once I can move again!” Gale whispered in the same manner.

“Oh god, I need some water,” was all that Magna could muster to say.

Axel on the other hand just got closer to Alucard and started to smell him like a dog, “YOU!, OH MY GOD!” Axel shouted in a surprised manner making the guys look at him like he was crazy.

“He slept with the princess last night! OMG, you are my hero!” said Gale while the other guys were just processing the information.

“How did you know?” Alucard asked.

Lapis, who was now less angry got closer and did the same thing Gale did, “Oh my, it's true, you really slept with the Princess, and we know because of your scent although it might be more accurate to say her scent, which is all over you. Honestly, it should be common Knowledge”

“Alright but indulge me anyway,” Alucard replied.

“Well, when a mare and a stallion are together they mark each other, so others know by the scent who they belong to, like you, for example, you smell like you belong to the Princess,” Magna said while blushing a bit.

“And the princess will smell like she's yours, capiche,” said Gale leaning closer to Alucard with a huge smile, “Now I see why you abandoned us when Lamia was hunting us, you lucky bastard.”

‘Oh no, I would totally abandon all of you, any time, for any reason’, “Yes, let’s go with that.” Alucard replied.

“Let’s go to a bar, the drinks are on me, my friend, you managed to fulfillment every stallions dream, so let’s celebrate,” Axel said pushing Alucard out of the warehouse.

A couple of hours later, Luna was on her way to the meeting she had with Cadence, by now she assumed Alucard wasn’t going to show up, and she was right, once she arrived at the restaurant, she was guided by the waiter to a private booth, where Cadence was waiting for her.

“Aunty Luna, I’m glad you could make it, I also invited Aunty Celestia but she said we could talk later at dinner, how have you been?” Cadence said while smelling something in the air, “I guess I know how you've been, and good is likely an understatement, am I right? Who’s the lucky stallion to claim my aunty’s heart?”

“Haha, his name is Alucard, but we are not dating and stuff, yet, it's more like friends with benefits at the moment,” Luna replied blushing a bit, “So what was the news you wanted to share with me?”

“Well, Shining and I decided the date for the formal coronation ceremony,” Cadence said, “So we thought we'd invite only close friends and political figures to have a small ceremony.”

“Sounds great! When is the date?” Luna asked.

“One month from now, we wanted to celebrate with the crystal ponies, we’ll start in Canterlot and the party will end in the crystal empire, we're renting the train for the party for the entire day,” Cadence said smiling.

“Good, you can count me in,” Luna replied getting closer to cadence while hugging her.

“Thanks, aunty Luna,” Cadence said returning the hug.

Meanwhile, in an unknown part of Equestria, two figures were making their strategy.

“I've been informed that Cadence is having her coronation, in one month.” said one of the figures.

“Good, it'll be the perfect time to strike, when they least expect it!” replied the other figure in a sinister tone.

Unknown to them, someone was spectating their conversation from the shadows a distance away.

“Interesting, perhaps we should offer our assistance to Alucard, that way we may be able to convince him to come with us to makai, what do you think Arion?”

“I think it's a good idea, but let’s see first if he actually needs our help, you have no idea how strong he is, Mirian,” Arion said remembering Alucard’s overwhelming presence making him shiver slightly.

“Sounds good to me,” replied Mirian, “For now let’s just watch these two failures, it's a dumb idea to face a demon, and even dumber to face one on the level of a demon lord.”