A Vampire in Equestria

Luna returned to her chambers, leaving Alucard to start to wonder what was his role in this new world would be, was he a weapon again, or was he something completely new, these thoughts and more had Alucard in a situation he never had before, since the beginning of his life he'd been under the control of someone, yes, he always broke some rules and stuff, but first was the church, then the Hellsing organization, but this time he decided to work for Luna like a mercenary, why would he choose to follow and obey someone weaker than him?

But this wasn't the only thought troubling Alucard's mind, since he arrived he hadn't had the need to feed, he did eat the bugbears, but instead of doing it for the mere act of surviving, he did it because he felt like a kid in a candy store, he simple couldn't stop himself from taking a bite, back in his old world he was always thirsty, and here in this strange new land the blood had become more like a drug instead of a necessity , boosting his strength but no longer sustaining him, food... normal food was giving him the resources he needed to not perish or go into a feral state, though Alucard noticed that eating normally wasn't empowering him as blood had, slowly but surely he would need to feed on blood again if he was to stay strong.

"It seems the blood of animals like those bugbears, hold the same properties as the blood of humans, perhaps it is the ecosystem of this world, who knows." Alucard muttered to himself while reading some books Luna hoof picked for him, specifically 'Equestria and its Wildlife: Volume One'.

"I wonder what else this world has changed about me, my powers seem to be bigger than they should, after erasing every single soul I had inside of me, I shouldn't have been able to do half of the stuff I normally do, but my powers seem to be exactly the same." Alucard muttered while reading a paragraph in the book, saying. 'Equestria is a land of magic, where every single living creature has magic inside of it, including plants and even the water, which helps to explain why some animals have evolved to understand ponies and other creature to some extent'.

"Maybe it is the magic affecting me, after all, it was dark magic that made me who I am." Alucard said while chuckling, "Though magic doesn't explain my interest in Princess Luna, perhaps I just became a good lap dog after all those years under Integra hahaha, who knows, I just hope I don't get bored of her too soon, for everyone's sake.

The next morning, the beautiful sun was rising, the birds started to sing, while all the little critters started to wake up, everyone was happy, except for two individuals.

"Rrr, is it me or is the sun astronomically in an incorrect position, my room is in the south... and last I checked the sun rises from the east." Alucard muttered while groaning, " I guess different worlds, different astronomical rules."

Meanwhile, in the throne room, Celestia was having a coffee while laughing like a villain, the maids were simple staring at her, while the guards were wondering 'The buck is going on here'.

"Muahahahahaha, rise and shine... Alucard." Celestia said while taking a sip of her coffee.

In the south part of the castle, also known as the Lunar side, a not so happy princess was waking up, the sun was also burning the poor nocturnal princess's eyes, she knew that it was on purpose, cause not only was the sun rising from the wrong side, but it was also many times brighter.

"SISTER, THOU SHALT PAY FOR THIS." Luna shouted in the canterlot voice, "I SHALL NOT BE DENIED MY REVENGE!"

Alucard decided to dress up, he did try to go naked like everyone else, but he was more comfortable with his clothes on, while putting on his gloves, he heard Luna shouting, 'SISTER, THOU SHALT PAY FOR THIS. I SHALL NOT BE DENIED MY REVENGE!' Alucard didn't know what was going on, but one thing he was sure of, whatever revenge Luna was planning, he would aid her in it. Deciding to forgo the feeling of putting the rest of his clothes on, he materialized them straight onto his body in an instant, Alucard then decided to go to Luna's room, Vampire mode, phasing through every wall.

"I heard revenge princess, don't care what or how it happened, I'm in." Alucard said while only his head was inside her room.

"Our revenge will be sweet Alucard, SWEET!" Luna shouted without noticing her morning mane looking terrible, "Are you sure you don't want to know, I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy my plan even more if you know."

"Hmmm, messing with Celestia is already fun, but if you think that information will make this more enjoyable, I'll be happy to hear it." Alucard said finally getting inside the room completely, and sitting in a chair.

"Very well, didn't you notice the sun this morning was in a incorrect position, astronomically speaking." Luna said, while Alucard made a 'I'm lost expression".

"The sun rises from the east..., and our sister is the one responsible for moving the sun, you know..." Luna was wondering why a fully grown stallion was looking like he didn't know about simple stuff like that, perhaps he wasn't a morning pony, or fully awake yet.

Alucard was silent for a moment, he was processing the information, Luna = Princess of the Night, until know he thought the ponies telling him that the princess was the one moving the moon and the stars was a lie, or just theatrics, Celestia = Princess of the Day... she moves the sun... sun... SUN!

Alucard blinked a couple of times letting the information to sink in, he then looked at Luna with a sweet smile and asked, "Can we kill her?"

Luna looked at Alucard and answered with a sweet smile, "Of course...", realizing what she had just said her eyes widened, almost immediately she changed her answer, "I MEAN NO! But our revenge will be sweet, but let’s not be too hasty, every good plan has to planned carefully," the room was filled with an ominous aura, Alucard and Luna were laughing as if they were about to take over the world.

After a good breakfast, Luna decided it was time to give Alucard his first mission, there were rumors about a strange creature, named Ahuizotl, apparently he had been trying to destroy the world more than once, but a mysterious mare had stopped him every single time.

“Alucard, I have a mission for you.” Luna said looking at some papers on her desk, and putting a serious expression on her face.

“Oh, what kind of mission Princess.” Alucard asked, while being amused of her sudden change of attitude.

“A creature has tried to destroy the world with old artefacts of lost civilizations, and while a mysterious mare has stopped him so far, we can’t allow the chance of her failing, so I want you to eliminate the threat as you see fit.” Luna said while opening her wings like Celestia usually did.

“Alright… as you wish, My Princess,” Alucard responded wondering why she fully spread her wings, did she get a sore muscle while sitting or something?

“Here’s the location our scouts said he was last seen, Equestria is counting on you Alucard.” Luna said giving Alucard some documents and a pouch of bits, “The train taking you to the Apikthz Ruins is leaving in an hour, the legend says that the ruins have a mythic artifact capable of answering any question, if possible bring the artifact with you, but your priority is Ahuizotl.”

“Alright, I’m gonna get going.” Alucard said leaving the room and grabbing the bits and the information Luna gave him.

Alucard was know on his way to the ruins, or at least as close as the train was able to take him, he asked in the information booth, and they said that after arriving at the last station which would take about fourteen hours, he would have to walk for another hour to get to where the ruins were suppose to be, 'so far everyone seems to think they are just a legend.'

After a fourteen hour train ride, Alucard was ready to kick the flank, ass or whatever kind of rear end the abomination of nature that was Ahuizotl had, he was like a monkey/cat/dog thing from what he understood, Alucard was wondering if he could spank Ahuizotl with his own tail, which was also a hand.

“Alright, here I am, if my calculations are correct,” Alucard said taking flight towards his destination, “Fuck that, I’m just gonna keep flying till I sense a life force,” animals and sentient beings have different energy signatures, so finding Ahuizotl would, or should be an easy task.

After fifteen minutes of flying Alucard felt a presence near the place the soon to be dead target was last seen, he decided to see if that presence was indeed Ahuizotl, once Alucard got close enough to the ground, instead of finding the atrocity of nature Ahuizotl, he found a mare with a light brown fur and a grey mane, galloping through the forest, the mare had a explorer hat, and a green shirt.

“So not only me, but Indiana Jones has been sent to Equestria, interesting.” Alucard said while descending to where the mare was, “Sup Indiana, how you doing?”

“Who are you, and what do you want,” the mare said in a threatening tone.

“I want a TV , and at this point of my life, any TV would suffice, but at this moment I’m looking for Ahuizotl, perhaps you know something about him?” Alucard said while eating an apple that he previously bought on the train.

“Ahuizotl! Do you work for him?!” the mare said getting ready to fight, which made Alucard chuckle.

“Oh god no, it’s already questionable that I work for the Princess, that’s as low as I go, but working for that crime against nature you call a villain, no, even I have some standards, and this villain fills too many cliches, you would guess that after trying to steal at least a dozen artifacts, he would stop trying the same evil plot, over and over and over again.” Alucard said creating his shadow wings to take flight.

“Hahaha, I know right? He’s not the smartest guy, well I do have an idea where he is, and if one of the princesses sent you I’m sure you can carry your own weight, the name's Daring Do by the way.” Daring Do said while looking at Alucard expecting for him to tell her his name.

“My name is Alucard, a pleasure to meet you Indiana.” Alucard said with a soft and almost deaf laugh.

“Indiana? Why do you keep calling me that?” Daring Do asked with a raised eyebrow.

“It’s an inside joke, now be a dear and lead the way, I have a thing to take care of and I've been dying for a good walk.” Alucard said with a smile.

After two hours of mosquitos and other annoying insects, Alucard was starting to regret going with the mare, she had wings, but instead of flying she was taking the scenic route, what a joy.

“We’re almost there,” Daring Do whispered to Alucard, “Don't make any kind of loud noise, I’m almost certain Ahuizotl and his henchponies are here, and be careful, he has an army of cats.”

“Oh no, cats, I'm deadly allergic to them, my one and only weakness…” Alucard said mocking Daring Do.

“Well, well, well, what do we have here? It's Miss Do and her new side colt.” Ahuizotl said, holding an artifact in his tail, which Alucard immediately realized was the artifact Luna suggested he recover.

“Oh god, you’re even uglier in person, but don’t worry, soon I’ll put the world out of its misery, by exterminating you.” Alucard said pretending to hold a barf, while Daring Do was just simply getting ready to fight against the cats, with this guy there’s always cats.

“Oh yeah?” Ahuizotl said turning his head to the artifact, “All knowing ball of kukhty, show me the way of defeating once and for all the foes in front of me.”

After a minute of silence, the ball responded with, ‘You have the means to destroy Daring Do, but for you to destroy the entity known as Alucard, is simply impossible, you do not have the power to kill the prince of Darkness.’

“Oh yes, take it all the way,” Alucard said with a grin on his face.

“What?” Asked a confused Ahuizotl and a more confused Daring Do.

“Oh, sorry, it's just that I like to talk dirty when someone is going down on me, and that ball was going all the way like a good toy.” Alucard said laughing out loud, “Anyway, I hate this forest, and your mere presence is hurting my eyes, so let’s get down to business.”

Ahuizotl started to panic, and asked the ball another question, ”Show me the way of escaping these two.”

Another minute of Silence and the ball responded with, ‘You have the means to escape Daring Do, but you cannot escape the Unholy King.’

“Alright that’s it, I’m keeping that ball.” Alucard said appearing in front of Ahuizotl, who was trembling.

“Felines ATTACK!” shouted Ahuizotl, making twelve tigers, six pumas, two jaguars, and one fluffy cute adorable Persian kitten leap into the area, the seconds it took them to appear out of the bushes, was the same amount of time they stayed alive, Alucard made some hellhounds appear which ate the felines in seconds, except for the Persian kitten which for some reason a hellhound was petting.

“Alright, thanks for the meal, it was exquisite.” Alucard stated cutting Ahuizotl in half with a black energy wave before his body was consumed by his shadow, making Daring Do jump.

“Why did you do that?!” exclaimed Daring Do.

“Those were my orders Indiana, if you have a problem, go to the princesses,” Alucard replied taking the artifact, and the evil kitten and flying towards the train station, leaving Daring Do with many questions, but she didn’t seem to fear Alucard even after what happen, perhaps her life style made her resistant to these kind of scenarios.

“Well, I finished the mission and got some souvenirs, so I guess everything was a success.” Alucard said changing his attention to the kitten he was holding, “Aren’t you a cute little evil cat, I think I’ll name you Alastor.” The kitten simply responded with meow, which translated to ‘I shall serve you forever master, I shall slay your enemies and bathe in their blood, because I am Alastor! The loyal subject of the Unholy King!’

“I wonder if Magna can translate his meows to me.” Alucard mutter to himself taking flight with a new loyal follower, Alastor the cat.