Rewrite the Stars

“Well, that sucked,” Rachel grunted when Spike and her went inside of the castle.

They had went out for breakfast to this diner in town when the owner of the restaurant told them that they refuse to serve to humans. That damned video was spreading out.

The entire time they were out, the ponies were staring at Rachel, watching her and just...judging her. Hell there was one fucker who threw a drink at her.

Spike punched the shit out of the pony, sending him flying across the restaurant and they left.

“Don’t listen to those assholes,” Spike said as Rachel tossed her coat on the coat hanger. She had green streaks in her short hair, wearing her signature black beanie, wearing a nice white shirt and purple sleeveless cardigan, black skinny jeans and her combat boots. The shirt was horribly stained in red and brown liquid, whatever it was, not even bleach could probably get it out.

Spike was still understandably pissed off that they just treated Rachel, when she had been there multiple times, the ponies know her and yet they are now turned against her.

“Kinda hard not to, babe,” Rachel sighed, looking at her stained shirt. “Assholes, this was one of my nicer shirts.”

Spike came up to her, wrapping his arms around her, leaning down to put his head on her right shoulder. Though it looked awkward due to their size difference, they didn’t care.

“Is there anything you want me to make for you? I know you’re hungry.” He offered, nuzzling against her neck.

“Lost my appetite to those fuckers,” she softly sighed, leaning against him.

“I just don’t understand how anyone of them could easily turn on you...then again, these ponies do have the tendency to change from a drop of a hat. Did it with Flim and Flam, the CMC when they ran that gossip column, need I say more?”

“But this was right out the bat assault.”

Spike kissed the back of her neck. “I promise, I won’t let anyone hurt you.”

Rachel leaned against him. “I’m gonna take a bubble bath, can’t see if getting a good soak would change my mood.”

“Alright…” he said before he heard the castle door knocked. “I’ll get it.”

With a nod, Rachel went upstairs and Spike went to get the door.

When he opened it, Derpy was at the door. “Oh, hi Spike,” she giggled. “I finally got your package here!”

Spike was now giddy about that. “Oh that’s just amazing!” He grabbed package. “Thank you so much Derps, never doubted ya.”

Derpy giggled. “I am very sorry for the mishap, my eyes are not totally straight as you can see and it can lead to accidents.”

“Your eyes are perfect, just the way they are.” Spike gave her some bits as a tip before she left. Spike smiled from ear to ear, seeing how he finally gotten the art supplies.

An idea popped in his head before he raced up stairs. He got to the bathroom door and knocked on it, holding the supplies. “Rachel?”

“Yeah, Spike?” Rachel called.

Spike opened the door and walked in. He grinned, seeing Rachel laying in the claw foot tub, there was a thick layer of sweet scented bubbles clinging to the water and her nude skin. “Enjoying yourself?”

“Trying to,” Rachel said, laying back. The tub was just big enough to only have her head stick out from the water while the rest of her body - besides her arms that clung to the lip of the tub - was submerged in the deep tub.

“I got a surprise for you,” Spike said, kneeling down beside the tub. “It just came in today.* He presented her with art set.

Rachel gasped as she sat up, grabbing case. “Spike…” When she opened the chest, she gasped when she saw the supplies, pencils, paints, paper, everything for an artist was in there. “Oh Spike, this is amazing…” She looked up at him. “How did…”

“It’s my welcome home present for you,” Spike said, grabbing her hand and kisses the back of it. “I’m glad it came in today.”

Rachel closed the case before putting it on the floor, Spike leans in and kisses her. “I promised that I will take care of you, and I’m going to keep that promise.”

“Forever and a day?”

Spike kisses the crown of her head before placing his forehead on hers. “Always. Twilight and the other will put a stop to this video nonsense and everypony would go back to normal. And if things don’t, then we’ll just...rewrite the stars themselves and show them what a human can really do.”

“Like marrying a non-homosapien?” Rachel smirked. “Spike, are you implying something?”

Spike blushed pure red at that. “Ah, I-I um..” he stammered. Flustered at the question. He quickly picked up the art case. “S-say, you wanna try this out?” he quickly changed the subject. “The stuff in enchanted so even if it gets wet, it will not damage it the paints, the paper everything will be good, even during bath!”

Rachel grinned. “Oh, is that making the big bad dragon uncomfortable?” she teased, having to stand up in the tub to reach over his shoulder and stroke his wing. Spike’s wings automatically sprung freely, almost taking up the bathroom. “Big ol’ teddy bear.”

Spike, though still flustered, glared at her. A dragon’s wing is very sensitive, spike’s no different. Her damned fingers going along the sensitive membrane, down the talon and back. During that time he was staring at her nude body, the bubbles covering the good bits.

Normally her hair would cover her breasts when wet but since it’s short the bubbles did the job.

He dropped the case then, grabbing her by the waist. Rachel let out a yelp as he pushed her against the tub and kisses her deeply with a growl.

Later that evening, a quarter of ten at night, Rarity was getting ready to storm the castle so to speak.

Wearing in an all black leather suit, it accentuates her voluptuous curves, coming with a black mask. “Ooh Rarity, make a mental note to make a line of this..it’s scandalous, very sexy indeed.” Rarity spoke to herself, modeling in the mirror. Taking a few photos of herself with her camera phone.

“Kol would probably go crazy with these.” She giggled in a naughty thought before she shook her head. “Get ahold of yourself, old girl. You have a mission to do. No time to fondle yourself.”

Opal meowed from Rarity’s bed, stretching her back, she meowed again as she points to her brush.

“Sorry Opalescence, I’ll brush you later,” Rarity said, walking over and gave her cat a kiss on the head. “Mama has a job to do. The fate of my career depends on getting this potion.”

She made sure the food and water was filled up and left.

Like a sexy shadow of the night, Rarity snuck across town, avoiding any pony that may catch her in the act.

Rarity managed to go up to the castle door. Digging into her pockets, she picked up her own key to the castle. All of the Mane Six, Spike, Starlight and now Rachel has a key to the castle. She inserted the key gently into the key slot. The gears moaned loudly as she turned it. She had forgotten that the castle locks were loud.

Wincing, Rarity waited for a second before she stepped in and silently shuts the large doors.

“Step one done...step two, find that potion and get out of here. Starlight is busy at school and Spike and Rachel is nowhere in site… probably in their room. If memory serves me then Twilight still has the soundproof barrier so they won’t hear me anyway.”

Rarity fixed her mane before she snuck into the library. She sighed softly at the mountain of books. “At least Starlight and Twilight organize these books...now is it under F - for Fallout or D since it’s a desire potion” Rarity asked herself as she began scanning through the books and scrolls.

“No...no...no not that.” Rarity scrolled through dozens of books through the shelves and not one of them.

As she worked, Rarity started to hear some noise. She tilted her head curiously. Rarity waited in fear for a moment before seeing how no pony was coming down the hall and continued the search.

She searched for five minutes before frowning. “Okay, it’s not here…”

Rarity started to think, if Starlight didn’t even want to have me use this potion...she must have it in her room...can’t help but look. I am not going to leave this place without this potion.” Rarity flipped her hair. “I really need to stop talking to myself, it’s getting annoying, love.”

Taking a deep breath, the sexy spy snuck up the stairs. That’s when she heard more noises, this time were moaning and pants.

Starlight’s room was down the hall, this was coming from the bathroom. As she came closer, Rarity found out that the door to the bathroom was left ajar.

Curiosity gotten the best of her, she slowly stuck her head inside to see what was making those noises.

Rarity’s jaw slacked and she thought she felt a nosebleed trickle down her snout.

Spike and Rachel were in the tub, his girlfriend had her arms and legs wrapping around his waist and shoulders, one hand gripping onto his arm, pushing up and down along Spike’s massive dragonhood.

The human has her head tilted back, moaning and nearly screaming in pleasure. Spike, growling, licked the hollow of her neck with his long tongue, gripping onto her hips and slamming her down in the water. The floor was soaked from the excess splashing, bubbles were everywhere.

Spike was so focus with what he was doing with Rachel, her scent the only thing fueling his senses, the feel of her tight walls encasing his large member that he doesn’t even register Rarity watching them.

Rarity covered her mouth and quickly ran off towards Starlight’s room. She stopped at the door and gasped. “H-he’s so...so big….” she muttered, her legs buckled just thinking about Spike’s massive size.

From what she saw of it, it was much bigger than any stallion she had bed with.

“H-how is that human girl even standing after all this time?” she squeaked.

She felt wet just even thinking about it.

It took Rarity a moment to get control of herself. “No time for having lewd thoughts, let's get this over with.” She told herself.

Rarity grabbed the knob of the door and turned it. She grunted that the door was locked. Who locks their bedroom door? She thought.

Rarity thought it over for a moment before having a ah-ha moment. She then dug into her mane and pulled out a bobby pin. Kneeling down, Rarity worked on picking the lock.

“Ooh, middle school yearling me would be so proud,” Rarity said. It took her a moment before hearing the satisfied motion of the lock clicking, enabling her to open with ease. “Rarity, you naughty sexy mare, you still got it.” She stood up and went in.

Starlight’s room hasn’t changed since she moved in. Simple, clean, having a few books, kites and balls throughout the room.

Knowing Starlight, she might have it boobytrapped, so Rarity would have to tread lightly.

She tipped toed into the bedroom, not wanting to disturbed Spike and Rachel’s bathtime. Rarity tried to do her best to go through every inch of the room, keeping an eye out for boobytraps, an ear out on the couple getting it on in the bathroom.

Rarity jumped when she heard Rachel’s voice screaming and Spike’s loud growl, knocking into the dresser. Wearing that suit was literally a bad idea because it was rubbing against her sensitive bits, screaming at rarity to touch herself.

“No-no, not yet,” she moaned softly, shit was about to get real, she had to find the spell now before Spike could get a whiff of Rarity’s scent.

Rarity turned to the dresser, gently pulling out the drawer and rummaging through it with haste.

She pushed through clothes after clothes, gone through book after book. She went under the bed and saw a metal box. Using her magic, she pulled the box up, picking it quickly before opening it up.

She gasped, seeing Fallout’s Desire. “YES!” She cried out.

Rarity jumped when she heard something click, everything turning red.

“WARNING! THIS ROOM WILL IMPLODE BY A SPELL” this loud etheral voice screams in the room. “INTRUDER WILL DIE IN THREE-”

Rarity quickly slams the box shut, locking it and ran up to the window.

“TWO.”

“Ooh!” She jumped as soon as the voice counted one. Rarity ended up screaming as she crashed below. Landing in the water as it cushioned the fall.

A white flash was set off, along with whooshing sound, before a loud bang sound ignited.

As soon as the bang was off, Spike - in his boxers - barged in too late, not seeing the intruder but saw the fucking mess. “What the actual fuck?!”

Rachel not too far, holding a bat and in a towel wrapped around her body.

Starlight teleported into the mess of her room, eyes widened and looking at it. “Somepony tripped my alarm!”

“It wasn’t us.” Rachel said.

“Since when you put a bomb spell in the castle?” Spike asked.

Rarity quickly got the fuck out of there before she was caught.

***

Back at her house, Rarity took a quick bath before walking over to her kitchen in a bathrobe. “Alright, let’s get this potion started...granted I never done any of this since I was a little filly. How hard can it be?”

Rarity unfurled the scroll and grimace. Some of the writing was smudged, letters were smeared due to the fact she actually got it wet. “Well, that was my fault...I can still do this.”

Rarity tried to read what ingredients she has, surprisingly to herself, some of the stuff for the potion itself she has them in her kitchen cabinet. She started up her cooking pot and started whipping it up.

“Ooh look at me, I’m a mage!” Rarity squealed as she worked on the potion, there was an unpleasant smell when she cooked it up a bit. “Oh yuck, maybe I can make it taste better..” She goes into her spice rack and look through it. She tilted her head. “Rose water should do the trick.” She added it, not only it changed the mixture from green to a light red, it smelled better.

She looked at the list again and said she needed one more ingredient. Rarity adjusted her eyes a bit, even wearing her magnifying glasses, she could barely make it out. “Mor...boracu? Morboracu root? Why that is a funny name.” What she didn’t know that it actually said Morberacus, a special rare root that stabilizes the whole potion.

Rarity scratched her head. “Huh…” She looked around her home for a root. She didn’t want to mess up this potion. When she couldn’t find it she stored in the fridge - which was a bad idea since there was a message on the scroll with a list of warnings.

One of it which was don’t chill it.

By morning, Rarity went to town, avoiding Starlight and the couple because she didn’t know if they knew she was in the castle last night or not.

She couldn’t find any of the root from the market. “Huh, maybe Zecora has it…”

“Rarity?”

Rarity jumped out of fright, she quickly turned around and saw Rachel standing right behind her, holding a sack of groceries. Dressed in the shirt Rarity made, leggings with skull design and converses.

“Oh darling, you scared me.” Rarity said breathlessly, a hand to her chest. “How are you?” Her head started to replay what she saw of her and Spike in their tub. That will never go away.

“Good, trying to get by, adjusting to town.” Rachel said. “We had a break in at the castle.”

Rarity gulped. “O-oh really? How terrible!” She dramatically said. “Has anything b-been taken?”

Rachel shrugged. “I honestly don’t know. Some guy with brass balls broke into Starlight’s room. We were surprised not to even noticed the guy at all…” she then sheeplessly chuckled. “Though it was our fault that we didn’t noticed till Starlight’s alarm went off.”

Oh I know, my dear..how the actual fuck are you still standing?! Rarity mentally shouted, casting a quick look at Rachel’s legs. They should be jelly, useless to move after that pounding.

“Say, can Spike and I come over tonight?” Rachel asked Rarity, breaking the unicorn’s gaze.

“Huh, what?” Rarity blinked, looking down at her. She was the height of Sweetie Belle so Rachel’s head basically came up to her boobs.

“Can Spike and I come over tonight for dinner?” Rachel asked her again. “It would be nice for all of us to hang out and chat a bit.”

Rarity waited a moment before smiling softly. “I would be so honored to do so. What time should I be expecting you?”

“Does 6 sound good?”

“Perfect!”

Rachel grinned. “We’ll bring over a sweet...or does champagne work?”

Rarity bit her lip. “Could...could you make that drink of yours? The one from the…” she was hesitant to bring up the cruise.

“The Iron WIll’s Special?”

Rachel nodded.

Rachel smiled. “Sure, but this time take sips.”

“Duly noted.” she said.

The girls said their goodbyes before they split up and Rarity continued her search. It took her several hours - after finding out that Zecora wasn’t at the hut, going to visit family as it seems - but she found something that might work.

Mandrake root. It was crazy expensive so she assumed it’s rare too.

“Okay, let’s hope this works.” Rarity sighed.

She went home, got the potion out of the fridge. When she opened the tub, she frowned, the potion had turned to this sickly brown color. “Okay, not eye pleasing but at least it still smells good.”

She reheats the potion, cut up the root before putting it in the pot. It exploded, causing to shout in surprise.

There was a loud shrieking sound coming from the pot before it calmed down., smoke filled the kitchen.

“Oh sweet Celestia!” Rarity coughed, running towards the window above the sink and threw it open, using her magic to fan the fog out.”That was horrible!”

It took five minutes for most of the smoke to leave her home, and Rarity to control her coughing. “Wow, that was awful…”

Rarity looked over to the pot then and frowned. The potion was now this inky black bubbly substance. “O-oh my…”

She looked at the potion for a moment. “Well...no used to waste it,” she looked at the clock on the wall she gasped. “Fifteen minutes till six?! Spike and Rachel will be here any moment!” Rarity quickly took a sip of her potion in a haste. She turned green at the taste. “Oh dear that is worse than the first time!” She spat what was left in her mouth in the sink.

Thinking of the couple coming at any moment, Rarity had to scramble to make them something to eat. With an idea in mind, she took out lettuce, tomatoes, shredded carrots, cabbage, spinach, making a healthy chef salad for them to eat.

“A-a salad it’s good for us, ooh I shouldn’t procrastinate at...this…” Rarity trailed off as she was chopping the lettuce. The knife relaxing in her hand, the pupils of her eyes shrunk into tiny dots.

The fucked up potion was taking effect.

She felt her heart pounding heavily, mind going blank… Everything but her desire came to play, her desire for fashion, her desire of Kol increased…

But more importantly...and more fucked up.

“Spike…” Rarity muttered, grabbing the knife, gripping it so tightly her knuckles turned red. “IS MINE!!” She screeched, throwing the blade at the wall, it embedding to a picture of Spike she had on the wall.

All she could think of was being with Spike…

“Oh Rachel do I really have to be here?” Rarity gasped when she heard the drake’s beautiful deep voice. Her heart fluttered when hearing it.

She looked out the window and watched him and Rachel walking towards the house. And then Rarity smiled, a smile that made Pinkamena and Twilight’s crazed smiles look childish.

Rarity eyes moved to the pot on the stove. She let out a disturbed chuckle, but first she quickly finished the salad.

She does however, have guests.