Spike’s whole body was trembling as those words echoed. Smoke was visibly seeping from his clothes. “You are fucking joking? Please AppleBloom, please tell me that was a joke?”

“I’m afraid not Spike. Us girls were trying to get into the bottom of this on our own before this was brought up to you guys but Big Mac stumbled on us.”

“He has the right to know.” Big Mac said. “This has been going long enough.”

“Oh you said it.” Spike growled.

“We’ll get back to you two, Applebloom, stay away from Rarity.” Applejack warned before hanging up. The ponies turned to see Spike physically steaming, his fists were balled up so tightly that his knuckles were turning a whiter color. His eyes practically glowing.

“Spike, easy there bud. I know how this looks.” Applejack tried to ease the dragon but it was clear it wasn’t going to work.

“How could she do this? Why would Rarity do such a thing??” Twilight asked, completely appalled that Rarity would do that. “To her own sister, to…to you guys.” She looked at Spike.

“Because the fucking bitch doesn’t know when to take a hint.” Spike snapped.

“Increases desires….Oh my Celestia!” Starlight groaned, gripping her head.

“What is it?” Twilight looked at her.

“Fall Out’s Desire. Twilight. Fall Out’s Desire was one of the spells that was destroyed when someone broke in and set out my traps. It wasn’t there because I thought it was destroyed.”

“Are you saying Rarity broke into the castle and took it??” Twilight asked, confused. “That doesn’t make any sense.”

“Someone broke in. A couple of days later Rachel and I were in that barn.” Spike grunted. Trying very hard to control himself but he had found himself in a losing battle. “What the actual hell is that?”

“It’s a potion. It was meant to increase a pony’s desire. But a desire towards their hobbies.” Twilight responded.

“Applebloom said it was a botched potion. Which means she tampered with the recipe and it has a crazed reaction.” Starlight snarled. “I knew she was acting funny for a while.”

Spike kept picturing finding Rachel laying in that barn in a pool of blood. All this time, Spike thought he was the reason she ended up there, he lost control and she got hurt.

But it was Rarity’s doing?!

Spike quickly turned around and started marching his way out towards the doors.

The girls ran after him, Twilight poofing in front of him. “Spike, Spike, wait! Stop!”

“Hell fucking no Twilight. Rarity has to pay for what she did to us." Spike snapped at her. "Step aside now." He then snarled, baring his teeth at her. “I warned her if she ever did something like that it wasn’t going to be pretty. I had it up to here with her!”

“Spike, I know you’re pissed off and you’re in the right to do so. But with everything that’s been going on, the last thing you need is to go after her.” Applejack said. “She’ll get what’s coming, but you can’t just leave.”

“I’m gonna bring her back here so she can get her punishment. I won’t kill her. But depending on how she acts when I go get her, she will come back here in pieces!” Spike angrily pushed the princess out of the way and kept marching his way towards the doors.

Twilight flew up to him and wrapped her arms around his shoulders to try and hold him there. “Spike please! Are you just going to leave Rachel here without an explanation?”

Spike tensed up when she grabbed him. “Twilight Sparkle, if you value anything about our relationship, if you even value me at all, as your brother, as your family, you get the fuck off of me.” he hissed as smoke bellowed from his mouth.

If she kept this up and tried to stop him, she could consider their familiar relationship gone because once again, Twilight valued her friends and peers more than him. Recalling how many times she had seen him less than the others. Recalling the times he was just pushed to the side or how much he held back for this princess.

However, Twilight did peel off of him, looking very small in comparison.

With a huff, he turned to Starlight and Applejack. “Don’t tell Rachel where I’m going, I’ll be running some errands and I’ll be back in a couple of hours.”

When the girls nodded, Spike gave Twilight one last look before he took off down the hall and out the doors leading outside and took off in the sky.

If Spike knew what his fate lay ahead when confronting Rarity, if he knew what was about to happen, he would’ve stayed. He would’ve listened to those telling him to stay. Stayed to have that spa day with the girls and his fianceé, instead making what will be the biggest mistake of his entire life.

“Oh my God, this feels so freaking good.” Rachel groaned as she felt a spa pony working out the tension she had on her shoulders and another working on her clawed hands. Filing the claws down so it wouldn’t be so dangerous.

“You seem to be enjoying yourself, Rachel, you are, aren’t you?” Fluttershy asked as she sat next to her. Having her hooves soaked in some water.

Rachel nodded. “Oh yesss.” her tongue flickered when she stretched the s sound in yes. “You girls have no idea how much this was needed.”

“Doesn’t Spike do that? Or has he been doing any of that?” Rainbow Dash asked as she lay on the massage table, wearing a towel wrapped around her body as a spa pony was getting into her back.

Rachel nodded. “He does this and much much more. Spike is literally the best.” Then the pony got to a spot around her neck and she felt something pop and she jumped. “Sweet Jesus! That hit the spot!” She rolled her shoulders with a moan.

Pinkie Pie was on her stomach next to Rainbow Dash. As a pony was working on her back, the pink party pony had a magazine and a pen in her hand. “So Rachel, you two got some plans for the wedding??” She asked before laughing at what she was reading and jotting something down with the pen.

“Uh, not at the moment.” Rachel responded as she proceeded to turn into a pile of relaxed mush. “We’re gonna wait until I finish changing into this.” Her heart fluttered at the thought of getting married to him.

“Oh you’re getting married?” The pony doing Rachel’s nails asked. “Congratulations! It’s a big step for you two.”

“Thank you.” Rachel giggled before seeing the nail pony pulling out the nail polish cart.

“What color does the blushing bride want?” she asked.

Rachel looked and as she was about to say, Pinkie let out a loud laugh.

“Oh yeah Cheese and I did that! Whoo!” Pinkie Pie cackled.

“Uh, that purple shade, Pinkie, are you alright?” Rachel asked as she motioned to one of the purples before craning her neck out to see the pink pony.

“Pinks, that’s my fucking ears you just screamed at.” Rainbow Dash grunted, rubbing her ears.

“Pinkie Pie, are you okay?” Fluttershy asked.

“Oh I’m fine! Just doing this quiz and it’s really saucy.” Pinkie responded with a giggle. She then passed the magazine over to Rainbow Dash.

Dash first looks at the cover, called “Spice of life, a lesson on how to spice up a relationship.” With two good looking models on the cover in an explicit pose.

“Seriously, you read this?” Rainbow Dash asked her as she flipped through some of the pages. She stops at one page and her wings sprung up with interest. “Holy crap.” She blushed at what she saw.

“I got it for the eye- candy really. But there’s a quiz to see what kind of sex life you and your partner have and I’ve been doing this for Cheese Sandwich and I.” Pinkie Pie said as she reached over and turned the page to where the quiz was.

There were twenty multiple choice question and answer choices with pictures depicting what each position a couple goes through. Some of the positions were things Rainbow Dash has been through on her own, most of them however were in ways she didn’t know a pony could bend that way.

Then she read question seven. “Holy shit, how do her legs go that way and…how does he- why are you reading this??” Rainbow Dash asked with cherry red cheeks.

“Like I said, for the eye-candy, and ideas what I can do with Cheese next time he’s in town.” Pinkie Pie giggled mischievously. “See, I answered and what I got was that we are hypersexualized. Well Duh! Get two hyperactive party planners in the same room, clothes are just a-flying!”

“I didn’t know you two were still an item.” Fluttershy said with a blush.

“We both have busy schedules, but we’re making it work. However, we haven’t done all of that.”

“You done number seven?” Dash looked at her pink friend with wide eyes.

“Nope! But it looks interesting enough.” Pinkie smirked.

“I swear, Pinkie Pie and Gemcity are cut from the same cloth…” Rachel murmured as she sat and let the nail pony paint her nails.

“Hey Flutters, since you’re married, what's you and Soarin’s bedroom time like?” RD asked.

Fluttershy blushed. “Uh, um, w-we do good when he’s home.” She whispered.

With a brow raised, Rainbow Dash threw the magazine across the room to Fluttershy to catch. “You two did any of that.”

Fluttershy eeked loudly once she saw the magazine and the questionnaire. “U-Uh I-I didn’t think these were possible.” She whispered.

“You haven’t done any of that?” Pinkie Pie asked, puzzled.

“Well…well we do a lot of cuddling…kissing.” Fluttershy nervously putting two fingers together.

“Do you two have sex?” Pinkie asked bluntly.

Rachel just sank in the chair before being motioned to sit up by the ponies working on her shoulders and nails.

One pony went to go to her feet and went to pull the slippers off.

“No, no no, please not the feet.” Rachel quickly moved her feet away from the ponies.

She was NOT going to let them see her feet. She’s tolerating them staring at her new form, with her feet as uncomfortable, hurting and how gross they look, her feet are staying in the slippers, hiding from the view of all.

“Sorry, my feet are just sensitive.” Rachel apologized.

“Don’t worry dear.” they said before the feet pony moved away.

“Uh um…none of what’s in this material.” Fluttershy said with a gulp. “Soarin gets on top….uh does his thing and it’s great.”

“Just on top?” Rainbow Dash asked, now intrigued. “Only missionary?”

Fluttershy nodded. “Don’t get me wrong, it’s great, but…he doesn’t last long.”

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laughed at that. “Wow, vanilla much?” Dash grinned. “I figured Soarin was a one pump chump.”

“That’s not funny.” Fluttershy muttered but knew she was right.

“I’m sure he’s good.” Pinkie Pie tried to be cheery but she thinks what she’s hearing but it was sad.

Pinkie Pie then turned to Rachel and smirked. “Oh Rachel, what about you?”

“Not in this conversation.” Rachel waved her off. “What sex life Spike and I have is private.”

“Oh come on! Please Rachel, really, what’s it like being with a dragon?” Pinkie Pie egged on. “I mean, Twilight did mention you two get pretty loud enough to have a sound barrier put up in his old room.”

Rachel cut her eyes at her.

“Okay, I wanna know too. How is it that you two can bump uglies and you haven’t lost use of your legs?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Practice. Okay if you mares must know what it’s like to fuck a dragon, go to either Dragon Town or The Dragon Lands.” Rachel grunted. “I’m sure you can find one or several dragons who will gladly feed into your curiosities.”

“We’re just having a girl talk here. Don’t you have this kind of talk with those two girls you hang out with?” Dash asked.

“I especially don’t tell them my sex life.” Rachel huffed.

She then felt the eyes of all of them on her. Not wanting to leave it where it is. Causing her to growl. “FINE!” She admits in defeat before looking at Fluttershy. “Can I see that magazine real quick?”

Fluttershy nodded and quickly handed the item over to her. Rachel grabbed it with her free hand and put it on her knee with the page ready for her.

“Thanks. Pinkie, pen me.” Rachel said. Pinkie Pie threw the pen at her and she caught it midair.

Rachel clicked the pen a few times before she began filling out the questionnaire. She wasn’t going to physically say it, but this magazine thing should shed some light. She hummed at a few of them, snickered at one in particular. Filling out what she could before tossing the magazine and pen back.

“Here, geez what are you guys in estrus or something?”

“Thank you!” Pinkie Pie sang before opening up the magazine and her eyes widened. “WHOA! Seriously?! You two do a lot!”

Rainbow Dash leaned over and looked at it and felt her jaw drop. “You guys did most of this? Even number seven?!”

Rachel flipped her hair with her free hand. “We did that last night. Nothing wrong with a couple having a healthy sex life….plus there are perks when one used to live with a couple of sexling strippers.” she said honestly.

The two mares looked at the questionnaire before looking back at Rachel, then looking at the magazine and back at the girl in question, mainly at her legs.

Rachel shrugs. “Also helps when that sexy, sexy dragon has excellent bedside manners.” she added a flirtatious purr to that thinking about him.

“Did you guys do that before or after you beat the crap out of Blueblood?” one of them asked.

“After.” Rachel responded with a smirk as she looked at the ring on her finger. Smiling the thought of them actually getting married sent lovely chills down her spine.

Eventually AppleJack, Twilight and Starlight came into the spa, but no Spike.

“Finally! What took ya so long?” Pinkie Pie asked as she rolled off of the massage table, grabbing the towel and pressed it up against her bosom so she wouldn’t be so exposed.

“We had a bit of a situation, nothing too bad.” Starlight said, avoiding looking at Rachel as the girl was looking to see if he was behind them.

“Nope, nope, nothing wrong.” Twilight nervously chuckles. “So! Whatcha got there, girls?” she asked about the magazine.

“Just realizing that Spike is a fucking sex machine.” Rainbow Dash said as she still looked over at Rachel’s answers.

Applejack scratched her cheeks. “Uh, yeah don’t think I needed to know that.”

“Speaking of him, where is Spike?” Rachel asked.

“Oh uh, he’s out on some errands. He’ll be back.” Twilight responded, however her hooves were shaking at that point.

“Yup, yup, running on some errands, he’ll be back though.” Applejack said.

Rachel noticed how dilated the cowmare’s eyes were getting. Noticing they all were acting funny.

“Uh huh…what kind of errands did he say he’s doing?” Rachel asked, narrowing her eyes at them.

The three mares gulped with how Rachel was looking at them.

“Where. Is. Spike?”

Over at Ponyville, Rarity was in the middle of brewing her next batch of the botched desire potion. Since Sweetie Belle ran off, she had boarded up the boutique, locking it up and kept the light out, all but a single light in the kitchen as she cooked.

On the countertop and table were plans and maps drawn to try and locate Spike so she could give it to him. Her mane wasn’t kept, she looked like she didn’t get any sleep. This crazy look on her eyes as her desire for the purple dragon grew more and more.

“Once I find him, he’s going to wake up and realize he’s meant to be with me!” She cackled as her mind was slipping into madness. “My Spikie Wikey!”

She stirred and stirred before taking the spoon and taking a test sip. After taking the potion for so long, she got used to the disgusting taste and it didn’t bother her. Her mind being more consumed with contents of the botched desire potion.

As Rarity resumed stirring, so preoccupied with what she’s doing, the unicorn didn’t register hearing a soft click sound of a door unlocking nearby, opening and closing without ringing the bell.

By the time she registered claws scraping the hardwood floors, it was too late. Rarity yelped when she was grabbed by the shoulders and threw her away from the stove. Her body flung across the kitchen and rolled on the floor.

She gasped loudly when she saw who it was.

Spike.

Author's Note

Psst! psst! Hey! Guess what?

We're almost at the end of Rewrite The Stars!

Wow I didn't realize it was going to take this long to finish

Took you long enough, Crimson!

Pinkie Pie, not now!!

Anywho, I kinda wanna do a bit of Q&A thing and wanna hear what you guys think what's about to happen. Will do a bit of a comic strip to celebrate this and answer what questions you have in regards to this story and try and guess what I have for future installments in this little series or about me in general.

Love you all and can't wait to answer your questions