Doctor Whoof: Timelord blues

by Scoutaloo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1324

the doctor has enterd a new universe and crashed into a house hijinks ensue

Appearing in a new universe during the 200 years he traveled alone, the doctor crashes into a couples house and soon things go very, very wrong.
This is one of my first fanfics so I'd lkie to know what I can improve also tell me about any spelling errors I missed.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-12-12 14:11:37 UTC

Kind man with a box

The tardis was spinning in the foreign space while the doctor was pressing buttons and trying to maneuver across  the shaking tardis. "c'mon steady now EASY now...what do I do uhhh...I need- YES the wibbly knob then the shaky lever should stabilize it if I do it without any hesitation, no stopping not even-OH MY GOD MY HANDS!" He said, thrown to the floor right after. " I need t-to get outside" he flung open the doors seeing the living room of the house he just crashed into "inside works too" he said passing out on the ground face first immediately after.

***************************************************************************************************************************************************************The brown bowtie bearing now pony timelord lay flat on the couch when his eyes shot open and stood up before 2 mares

"Explain. Now." the brown one said "Explain what?" "The hole." Oh. Right. That. Don't worry I'll fix it later." He said standing up before he was pushed to the couch by the white, blue maned one. The brown one started again

"you crashed into our house in a POLICE BOX." He white one spoke next "we kind of have a right to know. Right now.". "Ah yes good!" "Good?" "Yes good in my current situation, when i crashed the tardis, which is now trying to rebuild its engines to this universe, a new feature i installed, i passed through some sort of electro magnetic storm, shook the whole tardis

It broke some parts of my tardis and I need it fixed when the engines are done cooking and here we are in a house filled with stuff! I like stuff." The two mares stood there confused expressions masked they're faces, when the white one said "I think he's crazy." The brown one started again "if the electronics worked I'd call the royal guards but that storm knocked everything out." The doctor then asked "I'm sorry what did you say, Ms...?" The brown one turned back around "I said a storm took out the electronics its raining cats and dogs out there. And its octavia" "That's a beautiful name.  Octavia  Is that your full name no last or middle?" Octavia shook her head "no just octavia And this is vinyl scratch." The white one raised her hoof then put it back down."Catchy!" Well if what I'm thinking is correct then we have a very big problem.  "And what's that?" Said the white one

"Electroviles"

****************************************************************************************************************************************************************"Electroviles... The doctor started "they're basically giant electronic...gas...sucker...things ,anyway they're beings made out of gas, rare kind of life form, but not impossible, they make electrical storms and suck the electric particals out of things they are usually dormant, unless disturbed and I just went straight through one, so it's very, very mad.". A crack of thunder rang out "Oh shut up, you big baby." Called out the doctor "alright you love birds I'm gonna need an eggbeatar a long pointy thing a microwave and a bike  handle." He said sorting through the kitchen before he stopped and looked at the two mares looking at him confused "well cmon hop to it!" Octavia and vinyl then started sorting through the house when the doctor picked up a old radio and went outside on a porch, placing it down on a table and turning on a light so he could see though the darkness. He. Messed with the radios dials, placed the sonic screw driver on it and then got a loud static noise from it. He spoke into the radio. "Oi what do you think you're doing up there?" The radio then made various garbled noises and gibberish along with the static "yeah I get that but you need to find another place for your feeding." The radio made more garbled noise and gibberish "what do you mean no? You can't just suck the electronics out of the planet there are people living here you know." The radio made more noise slightly more ecstatically "An outlaw? I see. You need to get back in the sky and find somewhere else, you can't take this." It made more noises "what's stopping you? A kind old man with nothing left to lose." The radio made more noise when all of a sudden it shot a constant  bolt of electricity through the doctor knocking him down. "Eaa...Alright I...have...had...just about enough of you." He said as he reached for the sonic screwdriver turning the radio and onslaught of electricity off. He got up and walked back to the living room where he met the two with the seemingly random utensils. "Alright good!" Announced the doctor . "What exactly are you gonna do with these?" I'm gonna build a antenna to find the frequency of the creature knocking it out. it's  an outlaw, ran from its planet and is taking it anger out on us." "Will that get you to leave?" Asked vinyl "leave why would I want to do that? I just got here." "You broke our house." "and now there's a giant electric alien that wants to suck the electrodes out of the planet, we have bigger problems right now." "You know what? I'm just going to get the royal guards down at the station, I'll be back soon." Said vinyl as she went for the door,upon touching it made A electric charge go throughout their body knocking her to the ground. "Vinyl!" Shouted octavia rushed over to her limp body along with the doctor "she's ok just don't touch any metal attached to the house it wants us in here." "Well what do we do?" Said octavia helping vinyl up "the tardis's engines are done and I have this now!" He said pulling out a metal triangle with spoons taped to it "he pushed open the tardis doors and stepped inside, vinyl and octavia followed, they're mouths dropped at the same time as the doctor attached his devise to the tardis "close your mouths you'll catch flies." Said the doctor not looking away from the console "I-its..."  "I  know, heard em all"he then pulled levers and cranked a knob making the tardis shake and rumble.

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Geronimo

The doctor was in his tardis pressing buttons, noises emanating from them when he heard a loud thump outside the tardis, he stopped for a moment when he heard (and felt) a large crash that shook the whole tardis sending the doctor into a guardrail. "Oi what was that?" He said while rushing to the console he pressed levers and turned,cranked and pulled various objects and gadgets until he pulled a screen over to him staring at it "No..." Looking dumbfounded. "That's Amazing!"

He was looking into a nebula with a giant hole in the middle sucking in everything yet not growing (unlike the doctor grin) "That's a Wayward pit" he said his smile gaining size "Ah waywards the impossible creatures, they're universe jumpers they can open a hole in between two universes, creating a space they literally create an existence in between universes how they migrate and judging by this..." He said looking into the monitors "I'd say this is relatively new, funny story about the waywards they-" he stopped remembering when he left amy off . He his grin had faded and he silently went back to his knobs and buttons.

The tardis materialized in front of the hole,the doctor raising his head again, re-grew his smile and he cranked a lever shortly after grabbing a guardrail and making the tardis fall into the hole.

He appeared in a vast expanse of green gasses that looked like nebulae made out of bright glowing grass.

The doctor still mucking about the tardis he grabbed a screen and said: "Any universe for about..." He looked around. "25 years, tardis time." He his smile started to grow as he cranked a lever quickly grabbed a guardrail, the tardis falling in to the opposite hole that he came in from. The doctor raised his head as the tardis shook violently and then shouted:

"GERONIMOOOO!"*

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