Don't Drink with Dragons

by n3k1dsk1llz

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Main 6, Porn, Fetish, Spike, Comedy
Length: 2308

Nightmare Night goes horribly wrong

Twilight deals with the fallout of some bad decision made while under the influence of some "punch".

Written for the WriteOff prompt: Nightmare After Nightmare Night
I like what I came up with but it's too mature for WriteOff Submission.

Amazing cover art made by the awesome Rayne the Skunk!
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This story is the first in The Drinkiverse Directory

Published 2018-11-06 04:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-11-06 04:40:01 UTC

Chapter 1

Twilight wiggled her wings. Except, they weren't there. She opened her eyes and looked around. She couldn't see. She put her hoof up to her face. Her eyes were gone. She screamed. No noise came out of her mouth. Twilight then had an even more sickening thought.

She moved her hoof up from where her eyes should have been and touched the middle of her forehead. Relief flooded her body. At least her horn was still intact. She remembered a spell that she had studied many years ago out of curiosity. It was a strange case where an old, blind unicorn had learned to use his horn to see. Twilight searched and searched her brain. She knew that the pieces to the spell were in there. She felt a peace fall on her body. She was going to get through this. She fit the pieces together as best as she could remember and started the spell.

Suddenly, she was completely aware of all that was around her. She was in her castle. She was in her bed. Spike was in the bed next to her.

Wait. She didn't remember him coming with her to bed. She also didn't remember him coming into her room in the night after having a nightmare, as he used to do when he was younger. She then noticed just how messy her bed was. The sheets were almost completely thrown off and thebed itself was...moist? Then it all came flooding back.

They had gone to Pinkie's Nightmare Night party last night. It was fun and everyone was having a blast. But pinkie didn't seem to think that they were having enough fun as the majority of guests started to leave. When it was just down to her, Spike, and the girls, Pinkie decided to bring out a special punch she had made for them. Things quickly spiraled out of control from there. Rarity and Applejack excused themselves first and said goodnight to everyone. Twilight didn't think much of it at first. Fluttershy was next. And when Pinkie jumped on top of Rainbow Dash and started making out with her, Twilight figured it was time for her to go too.

As they passed by the Carousel Boutique, they were nearly bombarded with sounds coming from Applejack and Rarity that made Twilight blush, among other things. She looked over at Spike and could tell he felt the same. When they got back to the castle, Spike had started to just go to his room.

Oh Celestia!

Twilight had been the instigator. She brought Spike to her room. She had wanted him to be inside her. She nearly vomited at the thought. Spike was like her son. What in Tartarus had been in that punch that Pinkie had given them? She would have to talk to her sternly about this as soon as she fixed it all.

She remembered when spike came in her the first time. He was behind her and tugging on her wings. It felt so good and when he came he completely ripped them off. Twilight checked on the sides of her bed. Yep. they were still there. But the true horror was just dawning on her. When her wings had been ripped off, the pain and adrenaline sent her beyond the edge. She had never had an orgasm that strong before. Never in all her sessions, solo or otherwise, had she felt that GOOD! and when Spike was done with that load he flipped her over.

The look in his eyes was the most intense thing Twilight had ever seen before. It was as if he was going to devour her very soul. And she wanted him to. He didn't even need to wait to keep going. And Twilight didn't want him to either. And soon she was moaning even louder than Applejack and Rarity had been.

"Mutilate me! Tear my body to shreds!"

Her words, now echoing in her mind, sent chills down her spine. Where did all of that come from? But Spike, ever faithful, did just as she had said. She felt that he was ready to go again and that was all the warning she got. Spike reached up as he came and raked his claws down her face. They cut easily through her eyelids and ripped her eyes completely out. She came again. Harder.

With it all coming back, she remembered that they had had sex for several hours and they both came several times. And with each one she remembered, more pain started to fill her body. Her throat had been sliced. She had several loose flaps of skin hanging off her body. One of her hind hooves had been nearly bitten off. It was too much. She wasn't going to be able to heal herself. And odds were good that no one else would be able to either. She didn't know what to do. Clearly they had been under the influence of whatever Pinkie and put in her punch. She didn't blame Spike at all. She used her spell to look around the room once more. Her wings were dead on the side of the bed, Her eyes had been flung to opposite sides of the room. If it wasn't for this spell that she happened to study once, years ago, she would be completely blind, mute and helpless. She wasn't going to be able to take herself anywhere. She reached a hoof over and prodded at Spike, still curled up and asleep. He mentioned something about ten more minutes. Twilight poked him again. She felt herself slipping back into unconsciousness. Probably due to her heart rate elevating and losing more blood.

Spike stirred awake and glanced at Twilight. The last thing she was aware of was him vomiting off the side of the bed.

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Twilight didn't know how long she had been unconscious when she came to again. She still couldn't see, but her throat felt a little better. She reached a hoof up and touched it. It felt intact. She decided to see if her voice was back.

"Hello?" she croaked out.

"Oh Thank CELESTIA!"

It was Rarity. She sounded in good health. "Hold on, dear. Let me get the others."

Twilight heard a door open and close. And then open again. The girls, all talking at once were completely unintelligible. But they soon fell quiet as another entered the room. Twilight didn't need her eyes or the Blind Eye spell to know who it was. Only Celestia could carry herself in a way that made chills run up and down your spine in a good way.

"Twilight, You must tell me what happened. It is the only way that we will be able to attempt to heal your body. Your alicorn make up makes it so that any injury can be healed, but only if we work in exact opposite order. Your skin is possibly the only exception, It has been healing itself since Spike notified us of your condition and it appears to be fully restored."

"Celestia, I can tell you, but only you. This is something of a sensitive matter." Her throat felt scratchy from talking, but it was tolerable. And it seemed to be getting better, even as she talked.

"But, as your friends, certainly we're also able to hear about whoever did this to you. You must understand, Darling, we've been waiting several days for you to even wake up. We MUST do something quickly to catch whoever did this to you."

"Please..." Twilight was barely able to stifle a sob.

"You hear her, girls. Out we go. If she needs to tell Princess Celestia before she tells us, it must be serious. We'll be right outside, Twilight."

Twilight waited until she heard the door close. She then activated her Blind Eye spell to check the room.

"I see you remebered that spell from all those years ago. I can confirm for you that your friends have exited the room. Now please tell me who did this to you."

Twilight told Celestia everything. The party, the punch, the moaning, the sex. She was slightly afraid of how Celestia would react. Would she arrest Pinkie for clearly using illegal ingredients? Would she ban Spike to the dragon lands, even though it wasn't really even his fault?

After a few moments, she heard Celestia giggling. And soon it became flat out mirthful laughter. Twilight had no words for how confused she was. Finally, Celestia spoke again.

"Oh, Twilight. That was a most unfourtunate combination of events. The punch is a common late night recipe used to help ponies connect and let loose a bit. It clearly does the same for dragons. And, as you've learned, pony bodies aren't really meant to cut loose like that with dragons. If spike had been with another dragon, everything would be fine, as they have their scales to protect them. He ripped out your wings and then gouged out your eyes, yes?"

Twilight simply nodded.

"Okay then. Hold on one moment, my little princess. I'll have you fixed in just a few moments."

Twilight heard a bit of shuffling, Then she was encased in warmth. It was the very familiar warmth of Celestia's magic. There was tingling in her eye sockets and she felt the holes being filled in. It was amazing. Then the tingle moved down her back to where her wings were. She felt the bones meet and connect once more. She felt the muscles and tendons stitch themselves back together, and then the skin. It was a more amazing feeling than the orgasms she had had. She felt herself dropping and prepared to land on her feet. She then noticed that Celestia was setting her back in the hospital bed. When she was back under the blankets, she looked up at Celestia with a very confused look on her face.

"Unfortunately, you're hoof will need to heal naturally as the doctors reattached that through medical means." Celestia lifted the blanket at the foot of the bed so that Twilight could see the bandage wrapped around her hoof.

"Oh."

"Don't be sad about that, Twilight. The doctors did very well and you'll be fully healed soon enough. Now, rest. And enjoy the company of your friends. Though there is one more thing that we need to discuss. Your friends were very adamant about finding the pony that did this to you. As the "pony" that did this to you is also your faithful assistant, how would you like to handle this? We could tell them the truth and let the fallout of a really bad idea happen, or I could pretend that I'll have the royal guard on the look out. And we'll just pin it on the next criminal we actually catch. What do you think?"

Twilight thought about it for a moment. "Wait. When's the last time we actually had a criminal?"

"Very true. So, the truth then?"

Twilight sighed, "Yeah I guess so. It's certainly less work than having to keep up a charade for an indefinite amount of time."

"Alright. Should I call them back in?"

"Yes please."

Celestia went and opened the door. Slowly they all filed back into the room. They were clearly astonished that Twilight had her eyes and wings back in perfect condition, but they didn't question it. Once they were all back in the room, Twilight started talking to them.

"The pony that did this to me wasn't a pony. And you all know him very well. And before I tell you, you all need to know..."

"This wasn't his fault because he wasn't in his right mind at the time that it happened and neither were you and it all started at the party after we drank the special punch that I made and you went home with Spike and had amazing sex with him but his dragon claws and strength tore your body all up because you're just a pony and don't have the same kind of defenses that a dragon body does to protect it from claws and dragon strength."

Everyone just stared at the proud look on Pinkie's face. Applejack and Rarity's stares slowly turned into glares. Fluttershy pushed herself into the corner of the room. Pinkie Pie then started to wilt under the glares of Applejack and Rarity. It was Applejack that spoke first.

"So you're telling us that you put some kind of potion into that punch to make us all go crazy like we did?"

"WOAH WOAH WOAH. Crazy? Maybe it was crazy, and yeah, Twilight may have gotten hurt, but she's all better. And now we know that we shouldn't give any to spike next time. But don't try to tell me that you and Rarity didn't enjoy yourselves. Me and Pinkie could hear you all the way back at Sugarcube Corner and you guys sounded HOT. And I definitely had a great time with Pinkie. And I know Fluttershy got down too, didn't you, Flutters?"

Fluttershy let out a little meep. "um...yes."

"You SEE?! And we already know Twilight had the best orgasms of her entire life. So lesson learned. No more drinking with dragons. Don't try and make Pinkie Pie the bad guy in this. She just wanted us all to have fun. And we did."

They all turned to Twilight to see what she would say to Rainbow Dash's words. She looked around the room to all her friends, and then finally to Princess Celestia's face. Twilight could tell she was trying not to giggle more.

"I agree. No more Drinking with Dragons."

Author's Note

So yeah.

I banged this out in about an hour and a half. I know it's not perfect, but I still like it.

let me know what you guys think.