Attacking The Wrong Pony

by Evictus

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Starlight Glimmer, Self Insert, Tragedy, Violence, Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1066

Twilight tries to find who stole the elements

When Celestia tells Twilight that the elements were stolen she sends Twilight to go and find them. This doesn't work out in the end turning this story into a complete clusterfuck

"I want to gouge my eyes out after reading this shit" - Every reader on Fimfiction

"What the fuck am I reading?" - Twilight Sparkle

Published 2018-11-07 18:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-11-07 18:40:01 UTC

Grate Chapter M8 I Rate 8/8

Twilight Sparkle was trotting away from her castle as she had just gotten done settling a trade dispute between Yakyakistan and Equestria in a meeting, as she was walking she some male pony that she didn't immediately recognize ran past her in a hurry, she tried to get a glance at his face but couldn't as he was running way to fast.

She decided to shrug it off and keep on walking but then she stopped and turned around as the Pony walked back up to her, she immediately recognized who this pony was.

"Oh no it's you! Evictus, how many times do you have to come to me for something, this is the sixth time so this better be better than the last few times." Twilight ranted.

"This time I have a good reason! Listen I need help!" Evictus said making Twilight smirk.

"Yeah you need help alright, mental help in fact." Twilight joked which made Evictus sigh with annoyance.

"Look the reason why I came over here is because my friends and Celestia contacted me and told me to tell you that the elements are missing, somepony stole them but she doesn't know who." Evictus said, Twilight became alarmed and started to freak out.

"What!? But the elements were in such safe keeping!? Who could have stolen them!?" Twilight exclaimed as she panicked, Evictus shrugged.

"I don't fucking know! Who gives a shit, I'm going home now, bye." Evictus said as he trotted away, Twilight ran to meet up with Celestia in order to find out who stole the elements.

"Celestia I came as fast as I could!" Twilight exclaimed as she ran up to the throne and stopped, Luna walked past Twilight into the kitchen.

"That's what she said." Luna joked with a snicker, Twilight and Celestia didn't acknowledge her comment.

"I know, I sent Evictus to go and tell you about this as I didn't want to waste time flying to your place, your friends have been briefed on this manner and a search of Ponyville and the surrounding towns has commenced, somepony stole the elements while we all weren't paying attention to them, somepony who you know did it, we know this because they had access to your friends information and your castle." Celestia told Twilight.

Twilight tried to figure out who could have stolen the elements, she figured out that they should question the reformed villains.

"We could gather up all of the reformed villains and speak to them." Twilight said, Celestia shook her head no.

"We don't have to do that, Starlight would never betray your trust like that and Discord is to much of an idiot to pull that off, Tirek is imprisoned so that leaves Trixie, you must find Trixie, she might have stolen the elements." Celestia said, this did not shock Starlight.

"I knew that damn bitch shouldn't have been trusted, I should of continued to try and stop Starlight from becoming friends with Trixie but failed with that to, I'm going to track her down and fucking kill her. Twilight yelled.

"Twilight don't hurt her just question her! That's all I'm asking!" Celestia yelled, Twilight ran out of the castle and searched everywhere for Trixie, she didn't care about how Trixie had saved Equestria once she has now betrayed Equestria, she knew that Starlight being friends with Trixie was bad news but had never acted on it because Starlight and Trixie convinced her not to.

Soon Twilight found Trixie and when she did she started to pummel Trixie into the ground, punching her to death causing blood to spray in the air, she deserved it for trying to get away with a crime against Equestria, Trixie stealing the elements had been the final straw.

She yelled as she wailed furiously on Trixie, punching Trixie's stomach so hard that blood fell out of it she finally crushed Trixie's head killing her, Twilight breathed heavily as she looked at the sight before her, Trixie was no more as she was a mushy mess on the floor, Twilight cleaned up the mess with her magic and looked around for the elements in Trixie's wagon but couldn't, they weren't there.

Twilight became frustrated as she couldn't find the elements soon Starlight came up to her with the elements in her magical grasp and spoke.

"Twilight I found the elements they were-" Trixie began to say but then she stopped and screamed in shock at the sight of her friend in front of her, Twilight turned around and saw that she had made a terrible mistake because she is a dumbass.

Twilight was completely dumbfounded as she realized that Trixie had never stolen the elements, there had been no evidence to support that, Celestia even told Twilight not to act like a fuxking moron and hurt Trixie, Starlight started to cry while she sat back on her haunches she sobbed over Trixie's body while Twilight stood their feeling like a jackass.

"You fucking monster..." Starlight began to say, Twilight couldn't respond as she felt like she had screwed, she felt like shit and not the good kind either.

"You murdered her!!! She was fucking innocent!" Starlight screamed, Twilight started to cry like a big baby to try and draw sympathy for herself due to being an asshole.

"Starlight I'm sorry....I-I didn't..." Twilight began to say but Starlight wasn't having any of it.

"Your not fucking sorry! You killed my best friend! I should have protected her from you, I knew you never trusted her ever since I told you about how I befriended her!" Starlight yelled. Twilight tried to reason with her student who sounded like was on pms.

"Starlight it was a mistake I-" Twilight began to say but Starlight didn't want to hear it.

"Fuck you!" Starlight screamed, she then ran away to tell Celestia, Twilight was soon arrested and put in prison and Starlight killed herself like the emo that she was, Cadence was chosen as the replacement barer of the element of magic.

A week later Evictus came over to the crime scene which was now cleaned up and mistook some blood leftover from Trixie as raspberry jam because he couldn't tell the difference.

"Oh hey this looks tasty!" Evictus said while tasting the blood like a fucking idiot.

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Author's Note

I was bored lol