Life after the Party or Picking up Monster Girls

Life After The Party

Or

Picking Up Monster Girls

Chapter 13

Christmas Day - Nick’s Bedroom - Pinkie Pie’s P.O.V.

I yawned as I woke up. Hearth’s Warming, or I suppose it’s Christmas. Either way I’m excited! Plays, gifts, stories, parties, and dinners are what we get to look forward to today! I felt arms around me, and I felt Nicky as he cuddled behind me. His arm holding me moved up, and I felt him cup my teat, or I suppose like this it’s called a breast. Hehe, breast, boob, yeah I like that word better. It’s way more fun. Booooooob, boobie, my bouncing balloon boobies are being cuddled by a wonderful hand. I giggled as I lay there, and then I felt him kiss the back of my neck.

“Morning,” he said.

“Morning silly, and Merry Christmas!”

I felt the hug tighten, “Merry Christmas Pinkie, so, I know that we’ve been invited to a few different places, but is there anyplace, or anyone, that you want to visit? I’m sure that we could get in touch with Ms. Jones if we needed to. Honestly, from what I’ve seen I’m more than certain that they would be willing to help you get to do whatever it is that you’d like to do.”

I smiled, even though I knew that he couldn’t see it, and I knew who I’d love to see. Of course I wanted to see all of my other friends, but I really wanted my family here to enjoy the holiday with us. That even included Applejack and the Apples. A nice family holiday would be nice, or if we could go visit them.

The more I thought about that the more I realized that I would love to see it happen. The idea of getting to see Maud, Limestone, Marble, Mama and Papa, Applejack, Granny Smith, Big Mac, Applebloom, and of course Sugar Belle and Mudbriar. I understood more now what Limestone had meant about liking Mudbriar because he made Maud happy. Nicky made me happy, and I knew that my sisters would like him because he made me happy.

“Ummm, would it be okay if we asked if my family could come over? I know it’s short notice, but it’d be really nice to see them.”

He smiled, “Sure, it can’t hurt to ask.”

A few minutes later he was calling Ms. Jones. He put it on speaker and I heard her tired sounding voice.

“Ms Pie, to be certain, you would like to extend an invitation to your family, including your cousins the Apples, for Christmas?”

I smiled, “Yepporini!” I said, “I would love to see them here, can we do that?”

I heard a sigh, “Yes, we can. Since checking both you and Miss Shy we’ve found that there are no aliments that would easily spread to humanity. I suppose that I can make the arrangements, Although it may quite late today before they arrive. This is being done exceptionally quick.”

I grinned, “Thank you!”

There was that sigh again, “You are very welcome Ms Pie.”

With that I heard the phone disconnect, and I hugged Nicky. I wasn’t sure how she was going to get them all here, but I was so happy that she was going to do it. That meant that I would get to see all of my family, and of course I would get to introduce my special somepony to all of them.

Transdimentional Portal - Jana Jones P.O.V.

I could hear the jokes already, and I ignored them. All of the, hey Jana, you’re going to feel a little horse, right? Yeah Mark, I’m going to be a little horse, not feel one. Ugh, It’s one reason I don’t like going to that side of things. I’ve been over twice, the first time was to get a sense of the disorienting method of travel, and the second was to help secure any and all materials that our two Equestrian Guests would need. I stepped through and soon I was standing on all fours. I was an emerald green unicorn with my same hair coloring. I was thankful for small favors, but to be honest I wasn’t that excited to be emerald green. Apparently the color wasn’t unheard of, but it was something of an oddity.

“Ms Jones, how lovely to see you,” one of the guards said, “Here for business or taking a long over due vacation?”

I shrugged, “Business,” I said, “One of your nationals would like to invite her family to Christmas Diner.”

I saw the confusion, “It’s like your Hearth’s Warming,” I said, “And she wanted to make it happen today. So I need to get word to the Pie Rockfarm, and then to Sweet Apple Acres.”

He whistled, “Well, that’s two different locations for sure. The only way to make that happen would be with a Pegasus drawn chariot. Just so happens that I’ve got a couple of friends that owe me a favor.”

I smiled, “Oh, do you Speare Point?” I asked, “And what would cashing in those favors be worth to you?”

He grinned, “Maybe a date on your side,” he said, “After all, we’ve talked over here, but I haven’t gotten to see your native form yet.”

I grinned, “Okay loverboy, One date, Maybe a nice dinner and a movie.”

He grinned and nickered, “Sounds wonderful,” he said, “I’ll just get Honored Glory and Full Sails.”

With that I watched as he left, and I could see him rushing toward what I assumed was his two friends. The idea of having a date wasn’t a terrible idea by any means. I hadn’t had a serious date in ages, and Speare Point wasn’t a bad man, or stallion rather, as far as men went. I knew that I could have a decent date with him, and it would be nice to do something that was outside of work. The fact that work was more or less letting me find someone that could, and would, be able to be with me was wonderfully fantastic.

I hear the sound of wings flapping, and moments later I see a golden chariot, and there are three stallions pulling it.

“Ready my lady?”

I grin, get into the chariot, and soon we begin heading out. I watch as the first place we stop at is an idyllic farm. The moment we land I see a large red stallion working alongside a smaller pink unicorn mare. From the looks of things I can tell that she is big and pregnant. It’s fairly likely that the two of them have been working on the foal that she’s carrying for a while. I watch my tongue and the chariot lands. I see him and her walking toward us. The fact that it’s a similar time of year makes this easier. The snow that has fallen seems to feel cleaner than the snow back home.

“Hello,” I greeted them, “My name is Jana Jones, I’m the interspecies director that is overseeing a distant cousin of yours that goes by the name of Pinkie Pie.”

The large stallion grins, “Eeeyup,” he said, “She ain’t in trouble, is she?”

I shook my head, “No,” I replied, “she’s doing fine, but she did ask that your entire family, along with the Pies, to be invited to her home for Christmas.”

I see the confusion, “It’s similar to Hearth’s Warming,” I said, “She would like to have her entire family there.”

He nodded and looked at the mare. She gave me a grin, “Well it is short notice, but I think that we can make it. Um, I can go get the others and tell them to be ready. Do we need to anything special?”

I heard Speare Point clear his throat, “Ma’am, we’ll happily take all of you up to the portal at the Castle of Friendship,” he said, “Unless you would rather make the trek yourselves.”

She grinned, “I think that we can make it. I’m sure that you’ve got a ways to go.”

I watched him nod, “Thank you ma’am,” he said, “We’ll deliver the pies within a couple of hours.”

With that he lifted off again, and I was thankful that I was inside of the chariot. It flew fast, and I considered how much better this was to any helicopter ride I had ever been in. Speare Point was in the front, and I watched as he directed the chariot toward a more desolate and rural landscape. We landed outside of a small farm house, nearby there was a large boulder, and as I stepped out I heard a semi raspy voice shout about not touching the boulder. Moments later I was greeted by Pinkie Pie’s family.

I had met most of them before, after accepting Ms. Pie’s admittance into the United States I had met with her family that had come to see her off. Of course I had been lucky enough to be in pony form then as well.

“Afternoon,” I said, “I’m here on behalf of Ms. Pie. She has wanted to invite all of you to Christmas Dinner.”

There was the look of confusion and I smiled, “It’s a holiday from where I am from, and it is similar to Hearth’s Warming,” I said, “As such, she has invited you, and the Apples, to Christmas Dinner. I have received permission to allow this to happen, and I have arranged temporary passes for all of you.”

There was some nods, “Very well,” the older mare said, “When shalt we depart?”

I grinned, “In the next few minutes?” I asked, “It’s actually Christmas Day there, and she just thought about asking.”

The mare’s face grew a bit more stoic, “Verily, Our Pinkimena Diane Pie doth do many a thing wonderfully, but when exposed to a new holiday she doth rush.”

I nodded, “She certainly has. If you need a few moments to pack that should be fine.”

They nodded, “Varily, we are ready.”

They walked toward the chariot, and together we lifted into the air, and once again we were heading back to the Castle of Friendship. Once there we landed. All of us got out, walked toward the Apples, and together we entered the castle toward the portal. I was still uncertain of the entire SG-1 feeling of it, but I showed no doubt as they began to file through. Of course Speare Point neared me.

“So, I get to come to, right?”

I nodded, “Come on lover boy,” I said with a laugh, “There’s a whole world for you to see over there.”