Life after the Party or Picking up Monster Girls

by Ron Jeremy Pony

Chapter 9

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Life after the Party

Or

Picking up Monster Girls

Chapter Nine

Pinkie’s P.O.V.

I felt my stallion behind me, and the world felt right. I couldn’t help but feel happy over what had happened last night. My thoughts drifted toward what had happened, and I couldn’t contain myself. I felt a giggle tremble through me, and I felt him holding onto me. I wondered if this was something that would need to write into a journal, but then again after how the whole everypony reads the Friendship Journal thing and got so caught up on how we were presented… Yeah, maybe I wouldn’t want to write that down. But I let my mind drift into what happened.

Ten hours earlier

He was sweeter than frosting. The moment I felt him inside of me I realized what it was that my mom had meant about finding the one. It had started with a touch, a soft gentle touch, and then it evolved until I was up on top of him. I felt the way his shaft entered me. I loved the way it made me moan and want to feel even more. My hips began to thrust down, and I felt his hands back on my cutie marks, pulling me down with each thrust, and his own hips matching mine. I didn’t just want him, but I needed him. I needed to do this, to feel connected, and besides this was the first ever I’m glad that you’re okay and now we’re gonna rut like rabbits party that I’d ever thrown.

I wasn’t going to plan on throwing one for anypony, or person, else. Each thrust felt more and more like the greatest gift ever. I felt him shift, and then suddenly he was on top of me. He grabbed my legs, pinning them up on his shoulders, and then his hands found my teats. I could feel him playing with them, and I giggled because I had remarked that they were kind of shaped like balloons, and he was playing with my balloons. Time seemed different, almost as if everything was happening at the moment, and as the night continued I found myself on my hands and knees.

I felt my tail as he held it, the pressure of him pushing something into my tailhole, and then I felt it as it popped inside. It felt odd, different, but surprisingly good at the same time. He was gentle, and each time I jumped forward, because it hurt a little, he stopped. Finally, after what seemed like forever, I felt him bottom out inside of me. He began to lightly thrust, and then it turned to him thrusting hard into me. I felt hands hands on my cutiemarks, each time he thrust forward he pulled me back, and after several minutes the two of us found ourselves on our sides. I felt as he came into me, for the third time this night, and I felt myself go again as well.

Present time

I grinned, although my dock was sore. It was likely that it was going to be sore for a good long while. I felt his body beside my own, and I realized that we were going to have to wash the bedding on his bed. I tried to move, but part of my fur was sticking to the sheet. It wasn’t going to be pleasant when I got up. I felt Nicky move, and then I felt a kiss on the back of my neck.

“Guess we should take a shower, huh?”

I giggled, “Yeah, it’d be a really good idea, because I bet we’re gonna smell a little.”

He hugged me, and then I felt him getting up. I felt my coat being pulled, and I got up with him. It didn’t matter that I didn’t want it to happen I felt fur being pulled out as we separated. He grabbed the top sheet from the floor, wrapped it around us, and we both walked to the bathroom. I saw Yuki, and she shook her head. I still felt good, really good, but I didn’t want Yuki to feel bad. Sure, I wanted Nicky to myself, and I really didn’t want to share. After all, mom and dad, Mr and Mrs Cake, and tons of other ponies that I knew had just one special somepony.

I really didn’t want to herd. I’ve heard of ponies starting to do it again, but I don’t really see myself wanting to share my stallion. Maybe what I could do is help her meet a nice stallion, somepony that would like her, and that she could take home to meet her parents. Oh, I could have a party to introduce her to some eligible stallions! That would work!

We got into the bathroom, and I looked at the shower. It was a nice tub, long and wide, and I was certain that we would both fit. The moment we got into it I saw him reaching for the three in one body wash that I had been using. I had smelled his, and I liked the smell of it. I wasn’t sure what Old Navy was, but this kind of it smelled like peppermint and soap, and that smelled really nice, although it tasted awful. I mean how could I not taste it? It smelled like peppermint!

He turned the water on, and he surprised me by taking the cold water first. I saw him shiver a little, and I wanted to hold him, but then he adjusted the temperature of the water. The warm water splashed on us, and he moved around, letting me get in front of him. And then I felt his hands as he began to apply the soap to a few of what I found was his favorite places on me.

Bathroom - Shower - Nick’s P.O.V.

I still wasn’t a hundred percent sure about if I was officially married to Pinkie or not, but I found that I really didn’t care. I had just had the most intense night with a girl that I actually felt really close to. No, fuck it, I had an intense night with a girl that I was in love with. She was curvy, sexy, funny, fun to be around, random as hell, and could do stuff that should be impossible, but somehow it just worked for her.

In several ways she was like a living cartoon character, but that didn’t make me love her any less. In truth I was finding that I loved her insanity. I loved being part of it. I loved every part of her, and I was hopelessly falling deeper in love with her. I began to run the body wash on her, working it into a lather, and I could feel the way her fur seemed to be absorbing it. Her infectious giggle made me smile I paid extra attention to some of my favorite spots on her. Cleaning her seemed to take far too short of a time, but soon she was rinsing off the excess body wash.

She traded places with me and I felt her doing for me what I had done for her. Although she did begin to squeeze and grope me just right. I felt myself getting hard again, and she got down on her knees. I was officially the luckiest man in the existence of the entire world. I could feel the way she was caressing every single inch of my member with her tongue, how she seemed to focus on what she was doing, and then I felt the first pulse of an oncoming orgasm. I tried to let her know, but her answer was to go faster.

I came hard, and she looked up at me. I saw her bat her eyes coyishly, and then she stood. She looked at me with nothing but love and lust, and I returned the feeling. It had meant to be a time to get clean, but I was glad that it changed. We went into another round of love making in the shower right up until the water went cold. At that point we quickly finished, laughing, hugging, and I felt a connection with her I had never felt before.

We made it back to my room, got dressed, and I looked at the time. Because of the accident at the pond I had been given a couple of extra days off at Best Buy. And that meant that I had another day with Pinkie. The first thought I had was of the two of us doing this all day tomorrow. Somehow I doubted that she would argue with it. I was about to ask what she thought when the door opened.

“Hey guys, I just checked the fridge and we need to go grocery shopping,” Josh said.

We grinned, “Okay, well, I just got dressed. We can take my truck, get some groceries, and dude, does Andrew need us to stop at the butcher shop and pick up some food for him?”

Josh shrugged his shoulders, “I’ll ask him.”

I nodded, took Pinkie’s hand, and together we walked out of the room. I saw Andrew standing near Pamela. The two of them seemed to be hitting it off, and that was actually good. For the most part the two of them had some in common. Both of them weren’t exactly alive, and I was sure that Pamela would enjoy hearing some of Andrew’s life experiences both before and after he became a zombie. Andrew looked toward me, smiled, and the shook his head.

“So, you two finally decided to do it huh?”

I looked at him, “I’m not one to kiss and tell.”

He laughed, “You don’t have to be. She’s a screamer. Plus her basically calling out for you to put it in her tailhole, which I guess means ass, kind of let all of us know what was going on. I’m pretty sure our next door neighbors heard as well.”

I looked at Pinkie, and I would have never guessed that the ability to blush could be seen through her fur, but there it was. I didn’t make her let go of my hand, but I did move to hug her, and I felt her return it.

“Andrew, bud, that’s kind of being a dick,” I said.

He laughed, “I know, but you know me. I’m always going to be a dick. However, I’m the dick that’s your friend, and I will go to bat for the both of you. I don’t care if you’re fucking like rabbits. It’s all good with me.”

With that he looked at Josh and nodded. The four of us walked out, and before we could get into the truck I saw both Andrew and Pamela come out. The two of them walked toward us, and Andrew was looking at the two of us.

“Pam here hasn’t seen what BA is really like now. Other than the hospital, and then here. She said that she noticed something when she followed you guys to the hospital, but I figured this would be a good chance for her to see a little more, and honestly I should be the guy that talks to Ron at the Butcher Shop.”

I smiled, opened the doors, and both he and Pam got into the back seat with Josh. Fluttershy took the front next to Pinkie, and together we closed the doors to the old truck. I started it up, after cranking it for a moment, and before we could leave I saw Yuki running out. She neared the side that Fluttershy was sitting on and looked at us. Fluttershy opened the door, and the young Snow Woman grinned.

“Umm, do you mind if I come along too?”

I considered it. To be honest we were at maximum capacity, but then I didn’t want to make her feel left out. I nodded, and Fluttershy scooted over a little and let her get in on the side. Thankfully since she was so small the door wasn’t too hard to close. Of course since she was with us it did mean that I couldn’t crank on the heat too much. We headed out and I considered where we should go shopping. Typically the place we went to was a ten percent over cost place. I considered going to something a bit more expensive, but at the same time the place we normally went to was pretty quiet.

I saw the place coming up, and I turned into the parking lot. We got out and the seven of us walked toward the front. The automatic doors opened, and I saw Pamela smile as she walked in front of them and they parted. She jumped back, letting them close, and then she stepped forward again for them to open. She walked in confidently with all of us, and together we walked toward the shopping cart.

The sound of an odd song filled the air as I heard Diggy Diggy Hole playing over the speaker system for the store. I had expected to hear a normal station, but it seemed that instead we were being treated to either someone’s Spotify account, youtube playlist, or one of the various cloud players out there. To my surprise Pinkie Pie picked up on the song pretty quickly. Although she did change the part about being a dwarf man to pony mare, but regardless it was amazing to hear her singing it with ease.

Oddly it spread to Fluttershy, and then I began to feel like singing the song. I’d heard it a couple of times online, and I didn’t really know it, but before long I was singing along as if I had practiced the song perfectly dozens of times. Everyone else in our group, and several of the people around us, began to sing as well. It wasn’t until the song ended that I considered how weird that was.

Pinkie was smiling and laughing as we walked, “Wowie that song reminded me so much of my family living out on the Pie Family Rock Farm.”

I looked at her, “A rock farm?”

She nodded, “Uh huh!”

I scratched my head as I pushed the cart, heading toward the bread isle, “Like a quarry or something?”

She shook her head, “Nope, I mean we do have a mine, but we farm rocks. Well, that’s not exactly right. My family actually harvests gems and jewels that grow in the rocks back home. We just moved the rocks around because some places were better at producing jems than the others were,” she giggled, “And the Mine was just full of them, so really I’m not sure why we bothered with the rocks anyway.”

I shook my head, “Well, that’s new. I guess that I wouldn’t mind to see it.”

She beamed and leaned against me, “Oh, maybe we can take a vacation over there, and I can introduce you to my parents!”

I grinned, “Yeah, that’d be okay.”

In truth I wasn’t sure I really wanted to meet them. After all we had pretty much been getting pretty intimate, and I wasn’t sure how her family might take to that. We began to walk down the bread aisle when I saw a couple of people that I recognized. Both of them had been at the Waffle House before, and both of them had given the waitress that worked there, Fluttershy, and Pinkie a hard time. I began to suggest that we go to a different aisle when the guy looked toward us.

The asshole’s blond hair was still ratty, and he was wearing a wife beater and a pair of faded blue jeans. His girl was wearing a matching outfit, and both of them began to laugh as they looked at us.

“Oh Man look who it is!” he laughed, as he walked toward us.

“It’s the horse fuckers and their whorish horses!”

The girl cackled along with him, “Tell it Jeremy!”

He neared Pinkie who was trying to ignore him, “Bet that you like playing with those furry tits don’t ya?!”

He reached out and started to grab her. I didn’t even wait. I stepped up, reached back, and I slammed my fist hard into his face. When I did I heard a crunch of breaking bone, and then I watched as he fell back onto his girl and took her down with his dead weight. I shook as I stood there, not sure exactly what came over me, but I heard Andrew laughing, and I saw Pinkie who looked at me in surprise. She didn’t look scared, or angry, but she looked surprised and I saw a twinkle in her eye.

A few minutes later, after dealing with the security officer, I heard someone clearing their throat. I looked up to see Jana nearing us. She was wearing a different business suit, but the way she carried herself it was obvious that she was on a mission. She neared us, and then looked at the two who were still yelling at the security officer who was trying to handle the entire thing.

“So, what happened?”

Before I could get a word out Andrew stepped up, “Those two idiots were poking fun at Pinks and Flutters. Then that mouth breathing ass goblin tried to grab Pinks’ tits. Nick here laid his ass out.”

She looked at me, “Well then, I’m glad to see that you’re being a decent man,” she looked at the other two, “but he is going to be in some deep crap.”

The other guy, Jeremy, apparently had heard that and looked at her, “Yeah, and why is that?!”

She looked at him, “Because, sir, you attempted to forcefully fondle someone under the protection of the Innerspecies laws. And because we have so many different species here we have to deal with them under a sort of umbrella. Did you know that if you unwillingly fondle some of the species it’s considered rape?”

He stood there not speaking, “That’s bullshit! I didn’t do anything!”

She looked at him for a moment, and I watched as she walked toward him, “It’s true, and I will check the security cameras to see what they caught. If you were attempting what they said you were attempting, then my division is going to press charges on you, in Ms. Pie’s stead, for rape. I hope that you have a decent attorney,” I watched as she turned to the security guard, “Would you mind to please escort him and his friend back to the security office?”

She turned back toward us, “Ms Pie, I’m sorry that almost happened,” she said.

I watched as Pinkie smiled, “I am too, but Nicky stood up for me, and that makes me happy. Ummm, so he is really going to go to jail?”

Jana nodded, “It’s likely. We don’t play around with the safety of those under our protection,” she looked at us, “For now I ask that you please continue your shopping, and I will attend to matters at hand.”

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