The B.R.D.

by Dracopony87

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Bon-Bon, Rarity, Derpy Hooves, Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna
Length: 1335

Bon Bon, Rarity and Derpy were summoned by Princess Celestia to do some spy work.

Thinking that a USB stick owned by Princess Luna, had a plan on it to overthrow Princess Celestia Bon Bon, Rarity and Derpy came together to save Princess Celestia little do they know it was just a ploy.

Published 2018-11-09 01:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-11-09 01:10:01 UTC

The B.R.D.

In a small town in the kingdom of Equestria lies an earth pony mare who was beige in color, with a rose pink and dark blue mane and tail with, turquoise eyes, her cutie mark was three candies, her roommate, a wintergreen unicorn mare with light blue and white mane and tail, her eyes were that of amber, and she had a lyre harp for a cutie mark who was watching her roommate pack a suitcase.

“Bon Bon, whatcha doing?” The wintergreen mare asked.

“I got a royal summons from Princess Celestia, so I’m getting ready to leave.” Bon Bon replied.

“Oh okay, have fun.” The wintergreen mare said smiling.

“Thanks Lyra.” Bon Bon replied as she walked out the door heading to the train station.

Once there Bon Bon noticed two other ponies, a white unicorn mare with a purple mane and tail, she has lapis lazuli colored eyes, and has three diamonds for a cutie mark her name is Rarity. The other pony was a stone gray pegasis mare who has a light yellow mane and tail, her eyes were orange that were facing two different directions, her cutie mark were seven bubbles, her name is Derpy.

“Bon Bon, Derpy what are you doing here?” Rarity asked.

“I got a royal summons from Princess Celestia.” Bon Bon replied.

“Me too.” Derpy chimed in.

“You two as well, I wonder what she wants with us?” Rarity asked.

“I don’t know but we should probably get on the train before it leaves.” Bon Bon suggested.

“Good idea.” Rarity responded as the three mares boarded the train and took their seats.

The train left Ponyville and headed to Canterlot where once arriving at the train station the three mares were greeted by some royal guards who took their luggage and escorted them to Princess Celestia. The three mares soon entered the throne room where Princess Celestia sat, the three of them bowed as Princess Celestia motioned her guards to leave the room much top the confusion of the three mares. A tall white alicorn mare who has a flowing mane and tail that were multi colored, she wore a light gold crown and necklace thing that had purple diamonds on it, her cutie mark was that of the sun.

“Uh Princess, may I ask why you’ve summoned us?” Bon Bon asked.

“I summoned the three of you because I fear that my sister is plotting something against me.” Princess Celestia replied.

“I-I don’t understand why did you pick the three of us, and not Twilight, Princess Cadence or even Shining Armor?” Rarity asked.

“I chose the three of you because you have particular skills that you’ll need in order to foil my sister’s plot.” Princess Celestia responded.

“And what would that be?” Derpy asked.

“I’ll explain, Bon Bon you have a background in doing special agent missions, Rarity you can make disguises, and Derpy, well you can be in the most random of places and no pony would question it.” Princess Celestia explained.

After exchanging quick glances at each-other Bon Bon replied with “we’ll do it!”

“I’ll tell you what your mission is, there’s a sub drive on my sister’s dresser in her room, your job is to retrieve it without her knowing.” Princess Celestia explained.

“Yes Princess.” The three mares said in unison.

“Excellent, guards please show Bon Bon, Derpy and Rarity the rooms they’ll be staying in.” Princess Celestia said.

“Yes Princess, come with me ladies.” One of the guards who was an earth pony said as he showed them the rooms they’ll be staying in as the other guard who was a unicorn brought their luggage with them.

After the three mares finished unpacking and decided to head to a restaurant in Canterlot, where they ordered sandwiches, and a soup.

“So Bon Bon, how are we going to be able to get that USB stick?” Rarity asked.

“Wait why me?” Bon Bon replied.

“You heard the Princess, you have a background doing this kind of work.” Rarity said.

“No I have a background in catering monsters not doing spy work.” Bon Bon corrected.

“Oh tomato, tomato, now tell us what to do.” Rarity said.

“Fine, so while she’s playing video games Derpy will fly against the glass getting Princess Luna’s attention, then, this is where I come in, I’ll sneak into her room and swap the USB stick with an identical one that you made Rarity.” Bon Bon explained.

“Just one problem darling, how will I know what USB replica to make if I don’t know what it looks like?” Rarity asked.

“She does have a point Bon Bon.” Derpy added.

“You’re right, okay so while she’s out of her room, I’ll descend down to the window above her dresser, once there I’ll take a photo of it and then ascend back up.” Bon Bon said.

“That’s an excellent plan, but how are you going to descend and ascend without any rope.” Rarity asked.

“I may have brought some with me.” Bon Bon replied.

“Why?” Rarity asked.

“I bring rope fore times like this.” Bon Bon replied.

The three mares finished their meals and went back to the castle. Once there Bon Bon tied one of the rope to a harness she was wearing and tied the other to the railing of a fence above Princess Luna’s bedroom. Bon Bon soon made her descend down to Princess Luna’s room she saw Princess Luna her self, a dark blue alicorn male with a flowing dark blue mane and tail who wore a jet black crow, a jet black necklace with a crescent moon on it and some silver headphones that had a microphone attached to it, her cutie mark was mostly jet black with a crescent moon on it, when Bon Bon looked down she saw a red and silver USB stick on Princess Luna’s dresser looking back up to make sure that Princess Luna was distracted she took a photo of it and then proceeded to ascend back up until she was on the porch where her friends were.

“Did you get it?” Rarity asked.

“I did.” Bon Bon replied as she removed her harness and gave Rarity the photo.

“I can certainly recreate this.” Rarity said looking at the photo.

“Good, so when will it be ready?” Bon Bon asked.

“It’ll be ready by tomorrow.” Rarity replied.

“Good.” Bon Bon said.

The next day, while Princess Luna was playing video games Derpy appeared in front of the window that was behind Princess Luna’s TV and started flying into it.

Annoyed at the interruption Princess Luna got up and opened the window to ask Derpy what she was doing, while Bon Bon suck in and swamped the USB stick with the fake one and left the room, quietly closing the door. Upon seeing that Bon Bon had done her role Derpy waved at Princess Luna and flew away until she was no longer in sight of the now confused Princess shrugged and went back to playing her video games with out a clue of what just happened. Bon Bon, Derpy and Rarity appeared before Princess Celestia and bowed.

“We have completed our mission.” Bon Bon told Princess Celestia.

“Good, now I can read my sister’s diary.” Princess Celestia said.

“Wait, so Princess Luna wasn’t plotting anything against you?” Rarity asked.

“Oh of coarse not, I just used that as a ploy.” Princess Celestia giggled.

“Tia!” Princess Luna shout as her voice could be heard across the castle.

Before any of them knew Princess Luna appeared right in front of her sister and started shouting at her. Deciding it would be best not to interfere Bon Bon, Derpy, and Rarity slowly and quietly backed out of the room. The three mares Soon left for Ponyville.

“So do you two want to have a spa day together?” Rarity asked.

“Sure, sounds like a good idea.” Bon Bon replied.

“Will there be muffins involved?” Derpy asked.

“Yes Derpy there will be.”

The End