Read the story that A.K. Yearling's publishers desperately wish she'd stop sending to them!

Daring Do and the Golden Scootaloo follows our titular character into the deadly jungles of Somewhere Probably Near the Equator as she battles foes from A Bad Organization trying to stop her from completing her mission: Having sex with every woman she finds. Wait, no. Finding the golden scootaloo is the mission. But also, the sex.

This is a story inspired by John Joseco's short comic of the same name, which can be found at the humandaringdo tumblr. This was something of a fun writing exercise to bridge the gaps between panels, expand on the events portrayed, and explain just why there seems to be less clothing at every turn.

Cover art is from that very comic, colored by an artist named Michos! Check his artist tag on Derpibooru for more colorings!