Kurt Cobain's Magic Advenure

by Windlife

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Narcotics, Lyra, Romance, Drama, Bon-Bon, Adventure, Violence, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1040

Kurt Cobain is walking down the street but then he is sent to Ponyville through the power of magic. Will he be able to save Equestria? Will he stop true evil and save Lyra? THIS IS DEDICATED TO MEMORIAL DAY. THIS IS FOR OUR TROOPS SO NO HATE COMMENTS

Kurt Cobain is walking down the street but then he is sent to Ponyville through the power of magic. Will he be able to save Equestria? Will he stop true evil and save Lyra?

THIS IS DEDICATED TO MEMORIAL DAY. THIS IS FOR OUR TROOPS SO NO HATE COMMENTS

GOD BLESS KURT COBAIN FOR HIS SERVICE IN VEITNAM AND BLESS OUR TROOPS

Published 2018-11-12 02:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2018-11-12 02:00:02 UTC

ALRIGHT HELLO

With bird chrip over high head of Kurt the man who will change al lwith ok music. A dog coming running up behind him with legs of long animal and woofed at him happily. Kurt smile and say patted it

“This dog is very the cute and is very different from very dogs I see all day!”

The owner come up to kurt and say r, “this dog is mine and I will hurt you if you touch him like a animal wearer of fur”

Kurt did not know about the fur wearers but he knew the were the bad people. Could this be one is a suit ready to kill him? the dog was nice but-

The man plled out a gun and said “I will make you into dead man hahah”

Kurt run very far he did not want to die from a guy with a gun who looks like he was going to intent RDM him in the street!

As Kurt ran away he ran into a nice man who was also a spry magisan. He was so pretty it didn’t remind him of his wife who was very smooky. Suddenly the sky turned black and the magisan was gloomy.

The irked Kurt who was now getting sad in the face. They sat there looking at silance together in the eyes of the demon bwteen them!

“You Kurt Cobain the man who is singing nice from time to time?”

Kurt was a man who sung well from time to time so it must have been him! (It was)

“Y-Yes…”

The man look little behind him and then look at Kurt who was not big and stong but also weak. “Do you want to buy some drugs?”

Kurt never try good drugs and say “No that is no good for good singing! It will hurt my teeth!”

This is true in fact many scientice know that drugs hurt teeth but not weed because it is ok and I hope Bernie Sanders beat the Orange man and make it legal.

The drug man who was now VERY ANGRY opened up his trench cout to show Kurt that he had a gun and was very naked in the body! he was agnry.

over the time kurt was singing with the band he was with in do. He was very scared but at the same time heroic. he was not going to let this evil man get away nad give drug to chilrren in the woods he hang out with in the night when the moon is bright

“I have got you in my sights and will pull this trigger if you don’t buy these bad teeth drugs!”

“I have the morals which give me th-”

Kurt never got to finish to horoic speach because the man shoot him in the head and it blasted him white in the vission.

----- 50 years later ----

Bon Bon was making duinner for her family who was jsut Lyra because they lived together when she got a call fro mLyer who lived with her from time to time. “Hello Bon BOn are making dinner very well I am hungary and wish to eat food in which I find very happy to eat.”

Bon Boin has never told Lyer her true feelings so she said back to Bon Bon that she made it well and that Lyer will like it.

They then told some really funny joke like “Did you know the rumar for Twilight?”

“No”

“She is actually a drug addict I hope someone can help her and change her life it is not looking good and I don’t want to go to another funneral.”

Lyer started to cry like rainfall on a face of skin. She remembered her mother dying of Drug which killed her teeth and soul. She was good singerir but Lyer never got to see her much…

_ 20 years ago ____

Lyer was crying over the grave of her mother who was dead in the ground and very rotting. Her father gave her a shoulder and say “Please stop thinking of this drug addict. She was a dirty mare who ate all the drugs that killed her carrer and stole my money.”

Lyer always thought it was because her father was a drug dealer that he did not liking her mother.

___5 years before ___

She knew that she was going to save her mother one day because before she died her mtoher day she caast a speel that would save lyer from bad people and bring good hope to the land of pony and stop dispear from ruling.

“These trials against hope and disparie must end Lyer”

Lyer start to cry and it lasted for 10 years

__ 5 years Later___

She was still the cry

__10 years later----

They both hung up when a timer on the oven rang and Bon Bon said “Alright hello I must go getthe dinner out for you!’

“Yum!”

Bon Bon almost hung up but did not! Sudden flash of light flashed and throbbed before blowing up with Bon Bon screaming and TELLING THING LOUDLY. “Oh CELSTIA SOMETIHING BIG IS IN THE KITCHEN!?!?”

Lyer was very worried and yelled over the phone. “Are you the ok?”

Bn BOn then fainted in front of Kurt Cobain who lived the attack and was sent to Ponlyville. by the magic of mother love by Lyer’s mother (He did not know this)

“Bon Bon>?” Lyer yelled “BON BON!”

------ KURT COBIAN’S VISSION ----

Bon Bon was laying in front of Kurt and was very not that badly hurt so it is the ok!

Kurt looked around and then it hit him! “The children will get bad teeth drugs and they will die and die hard!” he made his baned about saving children

Kurt steel himself and shack his fist at thre clouds above because that when god where was.

“I will stop the magisian from selling drug to the youth but first I must clean up this mess!”

as kurt was about to pick up the horse thing that was on ground he saw through QWINDOW THAT THE DRUG DEALER WAS ALSO HERE AND IN THE TOWN AND WINNING THE DRUG WARS.