Mackenzie P.O.V

I had a BS, MS, MBA, and PhD, I was a theoretical physicist in Harvard, I spend all my life studying, and in the end I die as nothing, I'm a mere casualty of today's society, I suppose these are the last moments that I have left of brain activity, being an atheist doesn't make this any easier, I'm still afraid to die.

Suddenly, a light appeared, it was warm, and I could swear the light was smiling at me.

"Is this the hallucinations you have before you die? My brain activity must be decreasing now." I said, but before I could continue talking the light slapped me.

"Bro, this is real, I'm real, and also I'm really cool!." the light said with the voice of a student who lived inside parties, "I'm your guardian angel, and I come to repay my mistake."

"Do not be ridiculous, such things as guardian angels do not exist, there is no evidence to support such thing," I said, "though I'm the stupid one here for having a debate with my subconscious."

The light gave me another slap, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another.

"Do you believe me now, bro? I can continue to slap you for all the eternity if you want bro, though this Friday I have a date, and tomorrow, and in fifteen minutes." said the light.

"Yes! I believe you," I shouted, as I did not want my last moments to be feeling pain from constant slaps.

"Cool bro, now I apologize for not being here to save you today, as you never do anything extreme, fun, entertaining, creative, or anything that really matters I thought you would be fine for one day while I was going to party bro, I was wrong, you died as you lived in a boring way. " said the light.

"Thank you ... your words fill my heart with joy ..." I replied in the most sarcastic way possible.

"Bro not cool, sarcasm is for the losers." said the light.

Great my subconscious is a high school student with a dialect which only includes the abbreviation of brother and the word cool, and for some reasons gets more dates than me.

"Ok, so how are you going to fix this situation Mister 'angel', or the slaps were the solution?" I asked, remembering my grandfather's saying, if you're going to be crazy, at least enjoy it.

"Bro with something super cool, one of my friends Jesus #one-of-my-BFF has done it before, reincarnation, but unlike my bro Jesus, you are not god son bro, and only god's son can reincarnate in the main universe, so I can only reincarnate you in another world, bro, so you have two options, bro, Warhammer 40,000 or the My Little Pony universe bro, those are the only two options, bro. " said the light.

My little Pony was one of my sins, the show caught me when I saw my niece watching it on television, being so simple, with such simple animations captivated me, and I became a fan, secretly of course.

Warhammer 40,000 ... Just don't, I do not understand how my subconscious put that as an option; it's like hell on the bible on steroids.

"My little pony, that's my decision," I said, "by the way Mister 'Angel,' I do not think anyone would choose Warhammer 40,000."

"I know bro, nobody likes that place, bro, but they force us to give the option, we can only reincarnate one person for universe, for example, the universe of My Little Pony will no longer be available as an option, Bro, you bought the only ticket there bro, radical." said the light.

Ok, if I hear another bro I will kill myself again, I do not know if it is scientifically possible, but I will make it possible.

"So, now what?" I asked, trying to pass the time while I waited for my imminent demise.

"Bro, I'm doing the paperwork bro, your new name will be Bright Mac bro, in a world of magic it will be easier to explain why a pony came back to life bro, now let me load the basic information you need bro," said the light.

After a few moments, the light moved away from me.

"Ready bro, you will not remember your previous name, bro, but besides that the rest is the same bro, I also gave you muscle memory so you can walk normally bro, and also added how to grab things with your hooves bro, and how to write and read bro, in forty seconds you will appear in My Little Pony, radical! ...enjoy your new life, bro. "said the light.

Oh! I can not resist it anymore; he's using the abbreviation of brother more and more every time! This shit has to be on purpose.

"Ok, I guess thank you, waking up in a world without knowing how to walk, or how to read or write would be a nightmare," I said.

Suddenly a great light blinded me, the light just kept growing without stopping, while little by little I started to feel my body again, at the end of the glow I heard an echo saying, "Bro that was radical!", with that my mind went blank, I suppose I finally died."

Nurse Redheart P.O.V

"Redheart do you want chocolate cake or lemon pie," asked Lemon Green,

"Lemon pie," I said, as I watched Lemon Green enter Sugar Cube Corner.

I had quite a time without dating, I'm usually taking care of sick ponies, Or helping the elderly, but I need it a night off, and Lemon Green happens to be a handsome stallion, that, and he also invited me to go out fifty times, So he seems quite interested in me.

"Here you have a fresh lemon pie, now where were we?" said Lemon Green approaching me with the pie.

At that moment, I notice something in the distance, a pony unconscious in the grass. It seems my duty never ends.

"Oh no, there's a pony hurt over there," I said, pointing to the pony.

"Well beautiful, duty comes first, let's go for that pony," said Lemon Green with enthusiasm,

"Come on," I said, going toward the pony.

When I got to where the pony was, I noticed its cutiemark, it was half an apple with a star in the center, my first impression was that he was related to the apple's somehow, in the end almost all the ponies with cutiemarks of that style were members of the Apple family, besides the fact that it looked a lot like Big Mac, only that this pony was a bit bigger.

"We have to take him to the hospital, help me carry it," I said.

"OK, let's do it!" exclaimed Lemon Green.

By the time we got to the hospital, Lemon Green and I were on the verge of collapse, carrying a stallion of his size, without the necessary equipment is quite difficult, the moment we arrived in the hospital, the other nurses came out to help us with the necessary equipment.

"Oh man, I did the exercise of the week with that, or for the year," said Lemon Green.

"I understand the feeling," I replied, "We'll have to have our date another day, I hope it does not bother you."

"Don't worry, I can wait a little longer, see you later," said Lemon Green blowing a kiss at me, as he left the hospital.

"Nurse Redheart, who is this new patient that you brought," Doctor White asked.

"I do not know, but it would be best if someone calls Big Mac or Applejack, I think he's an apple," I replied.

"Very well," said Doctor White, "Aqua C, please tell the apple's that a family member is injured in our facility."

Bright Mac P.O.V

I started to hear ponies talking, why did I think ponies instead of ponies? It must be a side effect of the hallucination that I had recently, I must be in a hospital, and everything will be fine. I guess it's not my time, the mere fact of not hearing, the constant abbreviation of brother is already helping me to heal.

When I opened my eyes everything got worse for me; the nurse was a pony, the doctor was a pony, the medical student taking notes in front of me was a pony.

"Oh, you're awake, could you give us your name, please." a nurse asked.

"Bright Mac, ma'am," I said immediately with a southern accent. Where in the fuck that name came from, and the accent?.

"Thanks, don't move, we'll be right back with you in a couple of minutes." the nurse said, leaving the room with the doctor and the student following behind her.

If all of this is true, I am in the My Little Pony universe, which implies that God exists in an irrefutable way, also depending on what time they sent me, be it past or future, My knowledge on the series could give me the upper hooves in some situations, that's only if the show and this world I'm currently in, have something in common, what I don't know is, who is this Bright Mac, maybe is a new pony explicitly created for me?, it doesn't matter, so far my knowledge covers the entire series and comics, but that could prove to be useless if the two have no connection, there's also option b, which is that I'm still dying in the most bizarre way.

I notice a needle, in my arm, I wonder what kind of medicine they are giving me, I suddenly felt tired, oh shit, it's an epidural... It would have been great if the nurse had share this information, that bitch.....ZzZzZzZz

Author's Note

He didn't watch the episode revealing Bright Mac and Pear Butter.