Reincarnated as an Apple

by SleepyBear

Rating: teen
Tags: Bright Mac, Comedy, Adventure, Big Macintosh, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Main 6, Romance, Applejack, Apple Bloom
Length: 3926

Well, I gotta believe now.

My name is Mac, is a short for Mackenzie, I'm an atheist, or at least I was, I had a BS, MS, MBA, and PhD, I died in a car accident, a student crashed full speed against me. the blow killed me instantly.

Published 2018-11-12 08:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-07-19 00:30:39 UTC

Well, I gotta believe now.

Mackenzie P.O.V

I had a BS, MS, MBA, and PhD, I was a theoretical physicist in Harvard, I spend all my life studying, and in the end I die as nothing, I'm a mere casualty of today's society, I suppose these are the last moments that I have left of brain activity, being an atheist doesn't make this any easier, I'm still afraid to die.

Suddenly, a light appeared, it was warm, and I could swear the light was smiling at me.

"Is this the hallucinations you have before you die? My brain activity must be decreasing now." I said, but before I could continue talking the light slapped me.

"Bro, this is real, I'm real, and also I'm really cool!." the light said with the voice of a student who lived inside parties, "I'm your guardian angel, and I come to repay my mistake."

"Do not be ridiculous, such things as guardian angels do not exist, there is no evidence to support such thing," I said, "though I'm the stupid one here for having a debate with my subconscious."

The light gave me another slap, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another.

"Do you believe me now, bro? I can continue to slap you for all the eternity if you want bro, though this Friday I have a date, and tomorrow, and in fifteen minutes." said the light.

"Yes! I believe you," I shouted, as I did not want my last moments to be feeling pain from constant slaps.

"Cool bro, now I apologize for not being here to save you today, as you never do anything extreme, fun, entertaining, creative, or anything that really matters I thought you would be fine for one day while I was going to party bro, I was wrong, you died as you lived in a boring way. " said the light.

"Thank you ... your words fill my heart with joy ..." I replied in the most sarcastic way possible.

"Bro not cool, sarcasm is for the losers." said the light.

Great my subconscious is a high school student with a dialect which only includes the abbreviation of brother and the word cool, and for some reasons gets more dates than me.

"Ok, so how are you going to fix this situation Mister 'angel', or the slaps were the solution?" I asked, remembering my grandfather's saying, if you're going to be crazy, at least enjoy it.

"Bro with something super cool, one of my friends Jesus #one-of-my-BFF has done it before, reincarnation, but unlike my bro Jesus, you are not god son bro, and only god's son can reincarnate in the main universe, so I can only reincarnate you in another world, bro, so you have two options, bro, Warhammer 40,000 or the My Little Pony universe bro, those are the only two options, bro. " said the light.

My little Pony was one of my sins, the show caught me when I saw my niece watching it on television, being so simple, with such simple animations captivated me, and I became a fan, secretly of course.

Warhammer 40,000 ... Just don't, I do not understand how my subconscious put that as an option; it's like hell on the bible on steroids.

"My little pony, that's my decision," I said, "by the way Mister 'Angel,' I do not think anyone would choose Warhammer 40,000."

"I know bro, nobody likes that place, bro, but they force us to give the option, we can only reincarnate one person for universe, for example, the universe of My Little Pony will no longer be available as an option, Bro, you bought the only ticket there bro, radical." said the light.

Ok, if I hear another bro I will kill myself again, I do not know if it is scientifically possible, but I will make it possible.

"So, now what?" I asked, trying to pass the time while I waited for my imminent demise.

"Bro, I'm doing the paperwork bro, your new name will be Bright Mac bro, in a world of magic it will be easier to explain why a pony came back to life bro, now let me load the basic information you need bro," said the light.

After a few moments, the light moved away from me.

"Ready bro, you will not remember your previous name, bro, but besides that the rest is the same bro, I also gave you muscle memory so you can walk normally bro, and also added how to grab things with your hooves bro, and how to write and read bro, in forty seconds you will appear in My Little Pony, radical! ...enjoy your new life, bro. "said the light.

Oh! I can not resist it anymore; he's using the abbreviation of brother more and more every time! This shit has to be on purpose.

"Ok, I guess thank you, waking up in a world without knowing how to walk, or how to read or write would be a nightmare," I said.

Suddenly a great light blinded me, the light just kept growing without stopping, while little by little I started to feel my body again, at the end of the glow I heard an echo saying, "Bro that was radical!", with that my mind went blank, I suppose I finally died."

Nurse Redheart P.O.V

"Redheart do you want chocolate cake or lemon pie," asked Lemon Green,

"Lemon pie," I said, as I watched Lemon Green enter Sugar Cube Corner.

I had quite a time without dating, I'm usually taking care of sick ponies, Or helping the elderly, but I need it a night off, and Lemon Green happens to be a handsome stallion, that, and he also invited me to go out fifty times, So he seems quite interested in me.

"Here you have a fresh lemon pie, now where were we?" said Lemon Green approaching me with the pie.

At that moment, I notice something in the distance, a pony unconscious in the grass. It seems my duty never ends.

"Oh no, there's a pony hurt over there," I said, pointing to the pony.

"Well beautiful, duty comes first, let's go for that pony," said Lemon Green with enthusiasm,

"Come on," I said, going toward the pony.

When I got to where the pony was, I noticed its cutiemark, it was half an apple with a star in the center, my first impression was that he was related to the apple's somehow, in the end almost all the ponies with cutiemarks of that style were members of the Apple family, besides the fact that it looked a lot like Big Mac, only that this pony was a bit bigger.

"We have to take him to the hospital, help me carry it," I said.

"OK, let's do it!" exclaimed Lemon Green.

By the time we got to the hospital, Lemon Green and I were on the verge of collapse, carrying a stallion of his size, without the necessary equipment is quite difficult, the moment we arrived in the hospital, the other nurses came out to help us with the necessary equipment.

"Oh man, I did the exercise of the week with that, or for the year," said Lemon Green.

"I understand the feeling," I replied, "We'll have to have our date another day, I hope it does not bother you."

"Don't worry, I can wait a little longer, see you later," said Lemon Green blowing a kiss at me, as he left the hospital.

"Nurse Redheart, who is this new patient that you brought," Doctor White asked.

"I do not know, but it would be best if someone calls Big Mac or Applejack, I think he's an apple," I replied.

"Very well," said Doctor White, "Aqua C, please tell the apple's that a family member is injured in our facility."

Bright Mac P.O.V

I started to hear ponies talking, why did I think ponies instead of ponies? It must be a side effect of the hallucination that I had recently, I must be in a hospital, and everything will be fine. I guess it's not my time, the mere fact of not hearing, the constant abbreviation of brother is already helping me to heal.

When I opened my eyes everything got worse for me; the nurse was a pony, the doctor was a pony, the medical student taking notes in front of me was a pony.

"Oh, you're awake, could you give us your name, please." a nurse asked.

"Bright Mac, ma'am," I said immediately with a southern accent. Where in the fuck that name came from, and the accent?.

"Thanks, don't move, we'll be right back with you in a couple of minutes." the nurse said, leaving the room with the doctor and the student following behind her.

If all of this is true, I am in the My Little Pony universe, which implies that God exists in an irrefutable way, also depending on what time they sent me, be it past or future, My knowledge on the series could give me the upper hooves in some situations, that's only if the show and this world I'm currently in, have something in common, what I don't know is, who is this Bright Mac, maybe is a new pony explicitly created for me?, it doesn't matter, so far my knowledge covers the entire series and comics, but that could prove to be useless if the two have no connection, there's also option b, which is that I'm still dying in the most bizarre way.

I notice a needle, in my arm, I wonder what kind of medicine they are giving me, I suddenly felt tired, oh shit, it's an epidural... It would have been great if the nurse had share this information, that bitch.....ZzZzZzZz

Author's Note

He didn't watch the episode revealing Bright Mac and Pear Butter.

Meeting part 1

Author's Note

Bright Mac disappeared when he was 32 years old
Big Mac was 11 - Current Age 22
Applejack was 8 - Current Age 19
and Apple Bloom was 1 - Current Age 12
Bright Mac is still 32

Meeting part 1

Bright Mac P.O.V

I woke up again in the hospital, keeping my eyes close, I wanted everything to be a dream, my accident, my new life, When I opened my eyes, I found myself alone in the room, I heard outside the doors ponies debating or discussing something, I did not care much, for the moment I just wanted to know what path my life would take

I turned my eyes to the front door, the debate the ponies were having outside had piqued my curiosity, focusing my attention I heard some familiar voices, I decided to get out of bed and get closer, the closer I got my suspicions became clearer.

The first voice I heard was undoubtedly from Twilight, It's funny I didn't expect her to have the same voice used in the show, the closer I got to the door the clearer the conversation they were having was to me, she was talking about some kind of spell to check the DNA, and saying that the results were precise, I wonder if one of the main six is pregnant, I don't remember watching that on the show...

The second voice was from Applejack; her southern accent made it easy for me, she was shocked by the news, she repeated over and over again that he had died years ago in the forest, the intrigue was killing me.

Almost immediately I heard a masculine voice, with a southern accent too, if I was not mistaken, it was Big Mac, he said with short and concise words that the Apple's are always together.

I heard Twilight's voice again; she told them that the pony had been in a kind of magical coma and that it was the same age as when it disappeared, apparently the magic kept the pony on perfect conditions.

I decided that I had already heard a lot for something that didn't concern me; in the end, it was not my business. I was thirsty, and there was no water supply in my room, so I decided to leave the room, I admit it would be a little uncomfortable to see what I thought it was fiction face to face, I mean the main six outside my room, that thought made me chuckle.

I was still under the effect of the medicines, cause my inhibitions were non-existent at the moment, I was barely able to think at the moment, with one kick I opened the door of my room wide open, everypony outside went silent.

Twilight was the first I saw, then I turned my eyes and saw Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack, I did not see Big Mac anywhere, I wonder if he left, what I notice is that Applejack saw me as something special, I wonder why.

Rainbow flew to my face immediately, looking at me in a threatening way, while waving her wings quickly, I remember watching some documentaries in wildlife saying this is a threat used by birds to show dominance.

"Who are you?!, and don't you dare, to lie to me." Rainbow Dash asked this scene brought me memories of the first season.

"Bright Mac miss, and who is tarnation are ya supposed to be?" I said with a southern accent, I still do not understand where it comes from, but it feels natural.

Apparently my answer was not the answer Rainbow Dash expected since she was about to buck my face, but a lasso stopped her hoove on the spot.

When I saw where the lasso came from, I noticed that it was Big Mac who had stopped her, gotta say I was glad, she seemed to pack quite a punch.

"Don't ya dare to hit my Pa, Rainbow!" Big Mac exclaimed with a look full of rage and concern.

Big Mac galloped to my side and started to check me from top to bottom, and at that moment I understood, the pony they were talking about was me, but that was not all, I was the father of Applejack, Big Mac and Apple Bloom.

"Are ya okay pa, did she hurt ya?" asked Big Mac with a face that showed concern, I had never seen him so talkative in the show.

"Yeah, I'm mighty fine, I was just thirsty and there was no water in mah room," I replied, for whoever is watching this in another universe (yes after all this I believe everything is possible, besides I already believed in string theory), also I'm an orphan, my parents died when I was six, and seeing Big Mac with that happy face, I couldn't bring myself to break him.

"Is that really you...daddy?..." Applejack said between tears; you could tell she did not believe in anything that was happening right now, believe me, I understand that feeling, many nights I dreamed about my parents, only to wake up alone.

What should I say in this situation?, how should I react?, I guess I'll go with the flow.

"Of course is me baby girl, come give yer old man to hug," I said, thinking quickly how to make credible the fact that I recognize my children in spite of being already adults.

Applejack didn't need to hear that my offer twice, as she galloped as fast she possibly could beside me and gave me a big hug that left me without air, Big Mac joined making this a hell of a hug.

The girls who were watching this all of this started crying, except for Rainbow Dash, she was looking like I was some monster.

"Ah miss ya so much Daddy," Applejack said as she cried in my chest, the tears were falling into the floor.

Big Mac was also crying on my back, I could feel the tears running down my back, while hugging me strong and tight, at that moment I thought of the best possible lie to avoid raising any suspicions.

"Why are ya both so big?" I asked, if Twilight was as smart as she appeared in the series, she would conclude that the medicines had me half asleep and that my brain filled the patterns to recognize my 'children,' if she didn't come to that conclusion, I would be fucked up.

After about fifteen minutes of hugs in which Big Mac and Applejack did not stop crying, One of the nurses approached me,

"I'm sorry, but the patient should rest, the medicine is still working," the nurse said, pushing me into the room. "I'm surprised he can walk on its effects."

"But ahm still thirsty .." I exclaimed discontentedly, my main mission was to hydrate, but I ended up with a family.

"Don't ya worry Pa, ahm gonna bring your favorite cider," exclaimed Big Mac as he galloped out of the hospital with a smile.

"and I'll bring ya some food, ya must be starving the stuff they serve in this place is no food, I'll bring ya yer favorites," exclaimed Applejack as she followed Big Mac.

With that the nurse closed the door, leading me to the bed again, and again, I was where I had started, thirsty and lying down, but I felt happy, how weird ...zZzZzZzZ

Meeting and Reveletions Part 2

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My path

Twilight P.O.V

After leaving the room, I decided to wait for Applejack and Big Mac, the condition of Bright was delicate and needed follow-up, Zecora said that it would take a long time to recover all his memories, but to accelerate the process, the patient should be in a familiar environment, like Ponyville.

After about fifteen minutes, waiting, Applejack, and Big Mac arrived with a large amount of food and drinks.

"Applejack, Big Mac I have to talk to you about your father's situation ..." I said, grabbing my notes and taking a deep breath, this was not easy.

Bright Mac P.O.V - BEFORE TWILIGHT'S CONVERSATION WITH BIG MAC AND APPLEJACK

'Was my life a lie? Nothing but a dream? Fabrication of a plant-feeding of me? ... NO! ... I refuse to believe that! ... my mentor always used to say, question everything and above all, question the answer, I don't accept that answer, I will get my very own answers!.'

'The hospital room has no escape route, a door to go in and out, I need to wait, Maybe I went crazy, Tesla fell in love with a pigeon, this world with talking ponies could be my brain playing with me.'

I watched the nurses come in and change my meds, of course, I didn't take the meds, but they thought I did.

Later that night, Applejack and Big Mac came into my room, to find me 'asleep,' I heard them cry a little and talk about how happy we would all be together, after a few minutes they left, leaving me alone.

'Finally, time to get some answers.' I thought as I stood out of my bed.

Once out of bed, I slowly began to open the door of my room, peeping out only my head, I looked at both left and right to confirm, there was no one around, it was my chance to escape. As I walked through the hospital, I began to think about what I should do, then after few minutes, the exit was in front of me, just like before, I opened the door slowly and without making any sound.

Outside I saw Big Mac, and he was sleeping in front of the hospital, along with Applejack.

'Fuck...' I thought watching the duo outside. 'Maybe they won't notice me If I don't make any sound.'

"Daddy?.."A sweet and tender voice said behind me.

Slowly I start turning around, to find Applebloom, with a few tears looking at me like she doesn't know what to do, Applebloom's eyes shouted at me, “Hold me, tell me you love me. “, I don't have the heart to do what I was going to do, leave them.

'Maybe I can find my answer around here?' I thought giving up to Applebloom's cuteness, I hugged her with all my might and said, "I got ya baby girl..." she started to cry which in turn woke up both Big Mac and Apple Jack.

"Pa what ya doing out your bed?" Big mac asked.

"Well, what can ah say? I needed it stretch my legs," I replied with a smile on my face, "and this cute little filly found me!"

Applebloom was hugging my leg with all her might as if she let go; I was going to evaporate.

"Yer not leave us, right, daddy?" Applebloom asked with pleading eyes.

"Is that why you guys were camping outside the hospital?" I asked them.

"Yeah, Twilight told us that you might think, we are figs of your imagination." Applejack replied with a sad expression.

"Ahm not gonna leave baby girls...and is figments not figs," I said with a smile on my face. "I might not be sure of anything right now, but yer my family, right? and family never turns the back on you!"

'I'm an asshole, I almost re-traumatize this family... but if they are fake...GOD DAMN IT...alright change of plans, I'll stay with the apples until I find an answer to my conundrum.' I thought.

Applejack and Big mac galloped to hug me; apparently, my words touched them deeply.

"Can you do yer old man a favor...?" I said, "I don't wanna stay in that hospital; it makes me feel bad."

"Of course Pa!, we have yer room ready, Granny Smith never touched yer room," Big Mac answered fast like a bullet.

'They want to make me happy, I'm an asshole.' I thought, looking at Applebloom still hugging my leg.

"Thanks, champ!" I said, smiling at Big Mac.

"Let's go, daddy," Applejack said, "I'll deal with Twilight tomorrow she said you need it to stay in the clinic, but ah I reckon a good time in the apple farm will have you running at a 100% in no time!."

"Sounds like a plan!" I replied, "Baby girl, can you let go of my leg? I can't move like this."

Applebloom looked at me like I was asking for something, after a couple of seconds I understood... wanted me to load it, if my brain was playing with me this was a ruthless way to do it.

"Alright hop in, baby girl," I said, she didn't wait too long, and with a single jump was on my back, hugging me, again, this scene made Applejack and Big Mac laugh bit as they lead the way to the Apple farm.

' I'm screwed at levels which the current level of mathematics can't calculate. at least if I'm crazy, this isn't the worst scenario, so at least if this is all fake my brain is not fucking with me, the other answer could be that everything is real, both this world and the world I know, I really hope everything is real, I mean I did choose to reincarnate here...my other option was an apocalyptic world, so perhaps things are not that bad' I thought following my children...

"Can I sleep with you, Daddy?" Applebloom asked.

"I suppose baby girl, but I move a lot at night, don't be angry at me if ya don't get any sleep" I replied acknowledging my defeat, I can't say no to Applebloom, she's just too cute!