Infinity Quest: QuillVerse VII
Feeling Pinkie Keen
Previous ChapterNext ChapterA few days had passed sense Winter Wrap Up. Me, Spike and Twi where in the front yard of the Treebrary. Twi was practicing spells.
"Eyes over here, Guys!" Said Twi.
"Sorry" i said.
"For this to work, it's crucial we keep our concentration totally on the-" Twi tried to say before Spike got distracted by Pinkie doing something... Pinkie.
"Spike! This magic needs our full attention to make it happen. There's no other way!" Said Twi.
"I can't help it. Look!" Said Spike as he pointed to Pinkie.
"Never mind her. She's just being Pinkie Pie" said Twi.
"Super extra Pinkie Pie today" said Spike.
"Twitchy twitcha twitcha twitch" Muttered Pinkie as she got closer to us.
"Pinkie Pie? What in the wide, wide world of Equestria are you up to?" Asked Twi.
"Oh! It's my tail! It's a-twitch a-twitchin'! And you know what that means!" Said Pinkie
"Actually, Pinkie, I haven't the slightest idea" said Twi.
"The twitchin' means my Pinkie Sense is telling me that stuff's gonna start falling! You three better duck for cover" said Pinkie.
"Oh, Pinkie, it's not gonna rain. Why, there's barely even a cloud in the-" Twi tried to say before a frog landed on her face. The frog croaked.
"He just said 'nice catch' in Frog" said Pinkie. We all looked up to see Flutters carrying an animal transport box full of frogs.
"Oh, I'm so, so sorry. You okay, Twilight? I just couldn't stand to see the pond getting so over-populated, what with the frogs all hopping into each other and all, so I decided to fly as many as I can on over to Froggy Bottom Bogg" said Flutters.
"Of course you did" said Twi.
"Bye-bye!" Said Flutters as she flew off with the frogs.
"Twi? You gotta little something' on your face there" i sad.
"Oh, really?" asked Twi sarcastically. "C'mon, Guys, let's continue our practice session where there's a little less commotion" she said.
"Wow! That was amazing! Pinkie Pie predicted something would fall, and something did!" Said Spike.
"Oh, come on. She said that something would fall, and a frog just happened to fall right around the same time. A coincidence, nothing else to it" said Twi.
"My tail! My tail! Twitch-a-twitch! Something else is gonna fall!" Said Pinkie.
"Oh, Pinkie, please. Nothing else is gonna fa-"Twi tried to say before she fell into a ditch
"Oh no, Twilight fell" i said with enough sarcasm for the entire planet to feel it.
"Is it safe to go help her?" Asked Spike.
"It's okay, my tail stopped twitching" said Pinkie. Me and Spike walked over to the ditch Twi fell into.
"Oh, please" said Twi.
"Uh, Twilight? Why are you hanging out in a ditch?" Asked AJ as she walked over to us and i helped Twi out of the ditch.
"Because, Pinkie Pie predicted it" i said.
"Honestly, Pax, she did not. Two coincidences in a row like this may be unlikely, but it's still easier to believe than twitchy tails that predict the future" said Twi.
"Twitchy tail? Pinkie Sense?" Asked AJ worried.
"Don't worry, it's safe. Prediction already came true" said Spike.
"Don't tell me you believe in this stuff, too?" Asked Twi.
"I know it doesn't make much sense, but those of us who have been in Ponyville a while, have learned over time that, if Pinkie's a-twichin', you better listen" said AJ as Pinkie rushed back over to us.
"My ears are flopping!" Said Pinkie.
"What does that mean?!" Asked Spike.
"I'll start a bath for you" said Pinkie after she turned to Twi.
"A bath? This thing keeps on getting more ridiculous by the minute!" Said Twi as she got drenched in mud because of a speeding cart hitting the puddle behind her.
After Twi had a bath she took Pinkie into her lab located in the basement. After a while i decided to go down there. I opened the door and saw Pinkie.
"Pinkie? Have you seen Twi?" I asked.
"Uh-huh" said pinkie pointing behind the door.
"Twi? What are ya doing back there?" I asked.
"Did you two plan this?" Asked Twi.
"Plan what?" I asked as Pinkie left.
"This is ridiculous. This can't be happening. This makes no sense. I have to figure this out" said Twi.
Not long after me and Twi where spying on Pinkie.
"Twilight?" Asked Spike as he came up behind us. Twilight nearly screamed in fright.
"Honestly, Spike, don't you know better than to sneak up on ponies?
"Oh, sorry, but, isn't that what you're doing?" Asked Spike.
"No! I'm doing scientific research. I'm observing Pinkie Pie" said Twi. "There's something fishy going on with the whole twitchy prediction thing, and I'm getting to the bottom of it" said Twi as Pinkie got an itchy nose. "Itchy nose" said Twi as Pinkie ran away. "That makes no sense. See? She's hiding like something's about to fall from the sky, but a twitchy tail means something's gonna fall from the sky, not an itchy nose" said Twi. This proves perhaps conclusively, that-" she tried to say before getting cut of by Spike moving away from her. "Spike! Where are you going? I'm trying to teach you the value of scientific-" she tried to say before getting cut off by me pulling her away from where she was standing as a swarm of bees attacked where she used to be standing. "Thank you" she said.
"Your welcome" i said.
Some time had passed and we where still spying on Pinkie.
"Okay, twitchy tail" said Twi.
"Twitchy tail!" Nearly yelled Spike.
"Hush, Spike! We can't let Pinkie know we're here, remember?" Said Twi.
"Something's gonna fall! Run for your lives!" Said Spike as he ran away and i pulled Twi closer to me as a flower pot, an anvil, a cart of hay and a piano land where she used to be standing.
"Thank you... again" said Twi.
"Your welcome again" i said.
Some more time had passed and Pinkie was walking up to AJ.
"Hey, Applejack. Whatcha doin'?" Asked Pinkie.
"Takin' more apples to my new apple cellar. How 'bout you, Pinkie? Whatchu doin'?" Asked AJ.
"Oh, letting Twilight secretly follow me all day without me knowing" said Pinkie.
"You mean you knew all along?! Why didn't you tell me?" Asked Twi.
"Silly, that would've spoiled the secret!" Said Pinkie as her entire body suddenly started to shake.
"What does that one mean?" I asked.
"Dunno, never gotten anything like it before, but whatever that was about, it's a doozy. Something you'd never expect to happen is gonna happen! And it's gonna happen... at Froggy Bottom Bogg!" Yelled Pinkie.
"That's where Fluttershy's headed!" Said AJ.
"Oh no! Is it about her?" Asked Spike.
"I'm not sure" said Pinkie.
"We better go and make sure she's okay" Said AJ as we all ran for the bogg.
After about 20 minutes we made it to the bogg.
"So... Whadda'ya think happened to Fluttershy?" Asked Spike.
"I hope nothin'" said AJ.
"She's fine, I'm sure of it" said Twi.
"I hope you're right, for Fluttershy's sake" I said.
"Fluttershy! You're okay!" Said AJ.
"Of course" said Flutters.
"What a relief" said AJ.
"I'm so glad everything's all right" said Pinkie.
"Sorry, I know it's not nice to gloat but... ha! I told you there was nothing to worry about, and I was right. Pinkie Pie said whatever she was shuddering about was a doozy, and the only doozy here is how right I am" said Twi as something started rising out of the water behind her.
"Twilight" said Spike.
"Pinkie's made a lot of predictions today, But what we've shown here is that there's no point in believing in anything you can't see for yourself" said Twi.
"Well then, see what's behind you, Twi" i said, which made Twi turnaround.
"I see it, But I don't believe it!" Said Twi.
"Is that a hydra!?" Asked Pinkie.
"Yep" i said as i opened a portal under it, making it fall into the portal.
"I don't know how it happened; coincidence, dumb luck, or what, but you said there'd be a doozy here at Froggy Bottom Bogg, and I'd say we just had ourselves one heck of a doozy. I mean that hydra—" Twilight tried to say before getting cut off by Pinkie's entire body shaking. "Pinkie?" Asked Twi.
"That wasn't it" said pinkie.
"What wasn't what?" Asked Spike.
"What are you talking about, Pinks?" Asked AJ.
"The hydra wasn't the doozy" said Pinkie. "I'm still getting the shudders. Whatever the doozy was at Froggy Bottom Bogg, my Pinkie Sense says it still hasn't happened" she continued.
"But I- WHAT?! The hydra wasn't the doozy?! How could it not be the doozy?! What could be doozier than that?!" Asked Twi
"Dunno" said Pinkie as Twilight turned into a unicorn Ponyta.
"I give up" said Twi as she stopped being on fire.
"Give what up, Twi?" I asked.
"The fight. I can't fight it anymore. I don't understand how, why, or what, but Pinkie Sense somehow... makes sense. I don't see how it does, but it just does. Just because I don't understand doesn't mean it's not true" said Twi.
"You mean you believe?" Asked Pinkie.
"Eeyup, I guess I do" said Twi.
"That was it. That's the doozy" said Pinkie.
"What? What is?" Asked Twi.
"You believing. I never expected that to happen. That was the doozy, and oh, what a doozy of a doozy it was!" Said pinkie.
"That makes sense for somepony like Pinkie" i said as everyone laughed.
Author's Note
Dont really have an excuse for why this took so long, sorry guys.
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