Luna's New Job

by Ringtael

Rating: mature
Tags: Narcotics, Princess Luna, Applejack, Porn, Fetish, Comedy, Suicide / Self Harm, Non-consensual, Sex, Profanity, Big Macintosh, Gore, Violence, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death
Length: 1889

Just another day on the job for the temporarily non-Royal Luna. Viewer Discretion is advised.

A sequel to Twilight's New Job with but one writer.

Luna rarely enjoys anything that her sister makes her do, but playing doctor is a whole different kind of stupid.

My dick is hard, and I don’t know why.
My head hurts, and I don’t know why.
I want to throw up, but I do know why.

My curiosity got the better of me.

LEAVE WARNINGS MAN. EVEN ANONPENCIL LEAVES WARNINGS.

Published 2018-11-17 00:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-11-17 00:10:01 UTC

Browntown and Down

Luna’s New Job: Brown Town and Down

Old habits die hard, and Luna, if nothing else, was a creature of habit. Just as she’d done every morning since she became a mare, she rolled out of bed, stumbled to the restroom, and stared at herself in the mirror, wondering just where it had all gone wrong. Celestia’s little suggestion had already made the former Princess Twilight Sparkle into a raving lunatic, and Luna hated her own new job. The only thing she held in the frog of her hoof, the only victory she had over her idiotic, foalish sister was that Luna’s job wasn’t anywhere near as bad as hers.

Still, her own job stunk with its own ferocity.

With a heavy heart and a head full of dread, Luna finished up in the bathroom and wondered when the next time she was going to see her lovely lavatory was. Thankfully she only needed to work ten hours for the day, but what a long ten hours it was going to be. Luna left the castle at a snail’s pace because who wants to be a buckin’ proctologist? It was already degrading enough that she had to get a peasant’s job, though she did have to admit that it was a decent-ish peasant job. There were worse out there for sure, but Luna hated her new job with the passion of a thousand moons in the night sky.

When she arrived at the hospital, there wasn’t an intern in the building that was willing to make direct eye contact with the Reamer of the Plot, and there were sparsely any residents that were willing to say more than ‘Hello’ for fear of being teleported and subsequently locked in a closet for the rest of the day. Nopony was to bother Luna before she had her third cup of coffee, and that rule was well known amongst the hospital staff.

Like the lone wolf she was, Luna took to her office and sipped on her bitter black brew until the time she’d been dreading all weekend came. Nothing could shake the feeling of impending doom from Luna’s shoulder’s, so she took a long draught from a flask with an enchantment that gave it the carrying capacity of a full-size barrel and prepared to go on about her day. She wasn’t worried about anyone smelling alcohol on her breath since she’d been drinking on the job for thousands of years and had picked up a couple tricks, and nopony was willing to say a darned thing to her anyway.

‘Just a couple more months of this nonsense and Celestia will come to her senses.’ Luna thought to herself as she followed a nurse to her first patient of the day. ‘Just a couple more-’

“NOOO!!!” A very shouty patient yelled.

The nurse that had been trying to avoid getting hoofed in the back of the head for talking too soon gave Luna an apologetic look that was met with a face full of exhaustion and not much else. With a turgid silence now building in that particular part of the hospital, Luna allowed herself to go and see what all the fuss was about and was nearly run over by a big red stallion that was being restrained by the tail. Luna took a step back and wondered if he’d be cute if she wasn’t about to violate his rectum like she was his gay lover. She casually levitated him back into the room with some handy dandy magic and strapped him to the Flank Defiler without further ado since everypony present knew where the day was about to head. Luna turned to a very orange, very familiar pony that seemed a little annoyed by her brother and or lover’s antics.

“Hiya, Your Highness. Looks like Princess Celestia done roped ya inta this whole ‘Doctor’ thing too, huh?” Applejack said wearily.

Luna gave her a longsuffering look. “This is about to get ugly, mine subject. We suggest that thou take thine leave before we spread thine friend’s cheeks.”

Applejack made a look of interest. “Ya sure I can’t watch? Just between us Doctors and patients?”

Luna stared at her. “Why would you want to watch this?”

The considerably younger mare glanced around and saw that only she, Luna, and her brother were in the room. “That red asshat’s been deeper in my rear than anything I’ve ever felt. I wouldn’t mind catchin’ a glimpse a’ what he got.”

“NNNOOOPE!!!” Big Macintosh screamed. “NNNOO-”

Luna silenced him with a spell. “I shall permit it.”

“Yes!” Applejack hoof-pumped.

Luna rolled her eyes and prepared to suit up, taking a little extra time to do so this time around. She knew that Applejack was watching, so she flashed her the goods and looked back to see what her reaction was. Applejack was looking away with a blush when Luna checked, so she just swept her tail to the side and let Applejack look as long as she wanted without being bothered. Sadly, Luna had to cover up before she could get off, which was a terrible thing because she knew she wasn’t about to get anything from the hot young farmer after she came out of her friend’s asshole.

She didn’t want to shrink herself down to crawl inside of Big McIntosh’s rectum, but Luna did what she got paid to do and wiggled her way into the tight hole. After she turned on her spelunking light, she was rather surprised to see that Big Mac’s plot was nearly as clean as a whistle. Sadly it only stayed that way for a few seconds since somepony decided to shover their tongue into Luna’s butt and cram her deeper into Mac’s ass than she’d planned on going in the first couple minutes of her trip. She actually got lodged in a nugget of shit that hadn’t worked its way out of his intestines, which was really just par for the course. However, the tongue recoiled at the taste before coming in again for another go. Applejack nearly scooped Luna out of her designated stomping grounds with her tongue before she could do her job, so Luna magicked her flask up through the leg of her hazard suit and drank a few shots through the other set of lips, levitating the fluid into her fallopian tubes to give her quim the extra burn she needed to cum and get the motivation to run deeper into Big McIntosh’s big ass.

As she wandered away from the rapid flicking of Applejack’s tongue, she wondered if she should stop drinking liquor with her snatch when she came across an anal cyst that needed to be lanced at once, so Luna did what she did best and made a sword out of pure energy before flaying the cyst open. She heard Big Mac’s cry of pain or outrage as she bucked the pus-filled polyp until it stopped leaking all over the place, after which she spread some handy dandy antiseptic over it for extra pleasure. Big Mac’s wails could be heard and then there was a sudden, violent jolt as Luna continued deeper into his plot. Again and again the jolting came until Luna realized that Applejack was possibly raping her friend while he was indisposed, which turned Luna on like nothing else.

Meanwhile, as Luna was furiously clopping to the idea of the sweet, toned little country mare she’d met dominating the bigger, more muscular pony, Applejack was having the time of her life railing her poor brother’s virgin ass. She came time and time again as Mac himself questioned when the abuse would stop, but then Luna had the great idea of leaving vibrators behind in Big Mac’s anal cavity as she came, so she dropped off a few eggs near his G-Spot and let Applejack jam them into place with a fake cock. There was no hope of anypony coming to Mac’s aid since his sister was both a national hero and an Element of Harmony, though it’s not like any of the nurses would have asked for anything other than a turn with him.

After Luna had managed to coax both of her hooves into her cunny for the most spectacular orgasm she’d had while inside of somepony, she continued on to the root of all of Mac’s problems: A large wad of toilet paper. She simply burned it away since it was paper, but the fire in Mac’s belly only made him scream louder, which finally pushed Applejack over the edge and made her squirt all over her brother tight little flank. Luna knew her part of the mission was done when the largest wad of shit she’d seen since the Asspocolypse of ‘97 roared forth with a vengeance and hit her in the face. Fortunately, she had thought to put her suit back on after satisfying her cunt, but the smell was still pretty bad.

The power of Mac’s asshole shooted the turd out like an arrow, pushing Applejack’s fake cock out of his ass along with a solid six pounds of shit. Luna turned herself back to her normal size and glared at Big McIntosh’s offensive ass before casting one more spell. After futa-fying herself with a massive cock, Luna mounted Mac and raped him because he shit on her. What else was she supposed to do with Applejack begging to eat her ass? Even as she spanked Big Mac’s taut, firm flank, she knew that it would be even better if she let him out of the Flank Defiler before he was ready. After she busted a fat nut deep in his infertile flank, Luna undid the straps on the Defiler and let Mac almost get out of the room before she dragged him back in, her cum running down his balls as he sobbed like a freshly molested colt.

Applejack hopped on his face as soon as she could and started grinding as hard as she could so she could squirt on her brothers face, but Luna casually put a scalpel in Big Mac’s hand and let him sort out the rest. She watched as he crammed the blade up his sister’s ass and split her flank open, but before Applejack could get off of him, he’d already slit her stomach open and was gnawing at her bowels. The incestuous rapist got her just desserts while Mac knife-fucked her as Luna rode his rock-hard rod until he came deep inside of her, his tip burning in her pussy liquor like nothing else he’d ever felt. As the whiskey worked its way down into his urethra, Mac came bloody cum inside of Luna, infecting her with herpes.

With his dead sister on his face and morsels of her flesh in his teeth, Big Mac committed seppuku to restore his anal honor, fond memories of stealing his little sister’s cherry surfacing as he faded off into the afterlife. His last regret was not raping Sweetie Belle like he’d wanted to while Luna’s main regret was that she was going to have to explain why mortality rate kept going up when she was only a proctologist. It already stood at a whopping ninety-seven percent, but who cared?

Such is life, no?

Author's Note

Oops.

As Always,❅Stay Cool, Kids❅