May Contain Nuts

by Ponyzzar

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy, Romance
Length: 2372

Pinkie x Twilight with candy porn.

Pinkie discovers what happens when she combines her two favourite pleasures.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-01-16 03:25:21 UTC

May Contain Nuts

Pinkie looked round the door into the main room. The cakes weren't in sight. She grabbed the bag tight and made a dash for the door outside. She was about to open it when she heard voices. She quickly jumped out of sight. Several seconds Mr. and Mrs. Cake opened the door and took a look around. They walked through the room and passed into the kitchen. After a while, Pinkie dropped down from the roof and landed on the floor, ninja style.

She walked outside and took a look around before jumping into a hay bale she had hid there earlier. She peered through a gap she opened in the front. Nopony was in view. She put a pair of glasses attached to a false nose to make sure nopony recognized her even if they did spot her. She quickly waddled through the streets to the one place she wanted to go. She stopped as two ponies ran in front of her. They jumped on top of her and used her as a spring before running off.

She eventually got to her destination. She knocked on the door six times, then thirteen times, then twenty seven times. After a few seconds it opened. She jumped out of the bale and ran through the door. It closed with a thunk behind her. "You got the stuff?" a voice asked, Pinkie nodded.The figure moved to the window. "Nopony saw you?" Pinkie shook her head. "Alright, get upstairs, I'll join you when I make sure you're in the clear." Pinkie saluted and ran up the staircase. She waited while she heard some bolts slide at the front door and the sound of curtains being drawn. Eventually she heard the sound she wanted, footsteps coming upstairs.

The pony walked up. She turned to Pinkie. "Alright Pinkie, nopony saw or is looking, you can unpack the bag now," Twilight told her. She smiled. She had been wanting to do this for a long time. "Let's see the goods!" she told Pinkie. Pinkie pulled several instruments out of the bag. She laid each one on the bed.

"Okie, dokie, Twilight. We got dildos, like the dragon horn here." She lifted a pointy one. "There are some anal beads, but trust me, they aren't all their cracked up to be unless your into it." She gave Twilight a wink. She pulled on a cord with her mouth and lifted the length of metal balls. Twilight blushed at the thought of where they went. "There is also this!" She held up a strange collection of metal objects combined with rubber ones. "Don't tell Rarity I told you this, but this one is her favourite."

"What is that!?" Twilight asked, backing away.

"It's a stallion simulator. Basically it imitates whatever type of sex you like. There's light, medium, heavy, dirty, rough and funky. It bucks, thrusts and slaps. It even simulates ejaculation. All you have to do is put it on, set the timer and enjoy the ride," Pinkie told her. "Care to try it?"

"No thanks, all I wanted was a dildo." She looked at the assembled pile. "I don't know which one to have."

"Why not try them and see?" Pinkie responded.

"How?" Twilight asked. Pinkie gave her a smile before grabbing one of them. "Oh, I see..." Twilight blushed. "Well I guess I got time to spare. Alright, my rear's all yours, just go easy on me, my ass is still killing me from Rainbow's last atomic crash. Man does she rush it. I thought my insides were going to explode." She laid her front half on her bed and presented her lavender hindquarters.

Pinkie slipped the last few cords on and grabbed Twilight's cutie mark. Twilight squeaked as Pinkie rubbed the tip of the dildo on her clit. After a few seconds of teasing Twilight, Pinkie thrust it deep. Twilight winced as Pinkie pulled herself along the full length of Twilight's body until the dildo sat the full way in. Twilight could feel it as it slithered it's way inside, pushing against her walls. "How's that feel?" Pinkie asked.

"It's a bit too wide," Twilight huffed. Her cunt felt like it was going to explode. "Maybe something else," she moaned.

Next was one Pinkie called the Quill. Twilight squealed as it rammed against her inside. "No!" she said, before Pinkie could thrust again. Pinkie then pulled out the Swivel. Twilight grabbed at the bed and bit her pillow as Pinkie screwed it in. "No bucking way!" Twilight yelled. They went through almost all of Pinkie's bag before Twilight settled on one.

"This one?" Pinkie asked. She pulled it out. It was long, slender, and had very few ridges. "This one's boring, why not be adventurous? Like this Party Popper!" she said as she pulled out a dildo that came into a large ball at the end. Twilight screamed when she saw it. "There has got to be something..." Pinkie ruffled through her bag before grabbing something. She pulled it out. "This?" she asked herself. She turned to Twilight's sweating body and an idea sprung up. "I'm about to be brilliant!" she cried.

"What?" Twilight asked.

"Don't worry, just keep laying there," Pinkie told her. She crept up on Twilight's perfect rear, she had always savoured her encounters with Twilight because of the mare's inexperience with sex. She lifted what she had found in her bag and removed the covering. "This may be awkward for you Twilight."

"What may be... GAAAHHHHHHH!" she screamed and bucked. What had Pinkie stuck in her? She turned around to see something brown and rigged sticking out from behind her tail. Her face went white. "Pinkie, please tell me that isn't..."

"It's not what you think, it's actually a choclate bar," she told Twilight. "I've never thought of this until now." Twilight glared at her, before staring back to the bar.

"You know, that actually feels kind of good," Twilight said. Pinkie's smile spread ear to ear. She jumped on Twilight and pulled her the full way onto the bed.

"Well then let's finish this! Otherwise it'll be wasted." Pinkie grabbed the bar with both hooves and pushed it in deeper, causing Twilight to moan. She pumped it up and down, causing it to become sticky from Twilight's vaginal juices and its melting outside. She stopped using her hooves on it and pulled herself onto Twilight. She slipped her slit over what remained of the bar and began rubbing up and down against Twilight's fuzzy chest. The bar moved and and slid between their cunts, causing strain on it's already weakened form.

Twilight watched as Pinkie moved back and forth across her body. They were both sweating from their warm bodies being so close together. She grabbed Pinkie closer to herself as she felt something building below. "Harder, do it harder," Twilight moaned. Pinkie's hair smelt sweat as she continued to rub against her body. As Pinkie made the thrusts harder, Twilight could feel the pressure become worse. She moaned to try and keep it from getting to bad. Her breaths became huffs as she was about to cum. "Gyaaahhhh!" She screamed as her body erupted in an orgasm. Her crotch became wet and sticky. A brown mixture of Twilight's juices and choclate poured out of her slit and covered her and Pinkie's rears as well as the bed sheets. Pinkie slowed down, but stopped suddenly.

"Ummmm... Twilight... I think the bar broke," Pinkie said. She examined both their crotches and indeed it had. Half of it lay on the bed in the pool of juices, while the other half had completely dissappeared. Twilight started to go white. she grabbed at her crotch.

"It's still in me..." she whimpered.

"Don't worry, I'll get it out, Pinkie Pie Style!" she told Twilight. She quickly slid back and placed her head between Twilight's legs. She took a quick look at Twi's crotch. "If I didn't know any better, I would say you look like you had an accident," she then leant in and licked Twilight's slit. "Mmmmmmm... Nutty!" she said.

"PINKIE!!!!! Get that bar the buck out of me!"

"Alright, hold your horny," Pinkie told her. She pressed her muzzle right up against Twilight's crotch and began licking around inside. She could taste the salty goodness that was Twilight as well as the chocolate. Eventually after much probing and moaning from Twilight, she found the bar. With a quick flip of her tongue, she pulled it into her mouth and munched down on it. "There, all gone."

"Good," she lifted herself into a sitting position. "Buck me, the bed looks like I shit myself. I'm gonna have to change the sheets before Spike gets home."

"The sheets can wait, we still got stuff to try," Pinkie said while munching on the second half of the bar.

"Stuff?" Twilight asked.

Pinkie pulled up her bag and pulled out several packets of candy and sweets. "I think I can combine my two favourite things and I want to try as much as possible."

"Pinkie, I'm not.."

"SILENCE!" Pinkie yelled before grabbing a candy. She swung back and thrust it forward with speed. It slammed home against Twilight's pussy. Twilight screamed as the candy worked it's way in. It felt worse than the dildo Pinkie had first tried. As the pain subsided as it slipped in, Twilight began moaning through pleasure. "Like the gob stopper?" Pinkie asked before once again bringing her face against Twilight's warm genetalia. She pierced Twilight's slit with her tongue again and began wagging it back and forth against the sugar ball. Her tongue made Twilight's chocolate stained slit and crotch more wet as she brought her tongue in and out savouring the flavour. Twilight gasped for breath as Pinkie's tongue probed her inner workings. The ball slowly shrank as both Pinkie's tongue and Twilight's pussy rubbed against it. Twilight was nearing another orgasm as Pinkie head came up against her own.

"Why... why did... you stop," Twilight said between breaths.

"Who's says I did?" Pinkie said as she lent close. She pressed her mouth up against Twilight's and gave her a mouthful of tongue. As she kissed Twilight she began rubbing her own slit against Twilight's. After several rubbings Twilight moaned and another orgasm ripped through her body. Cum squirted out of her slit into Pinkie's carrying the gobstopper with it. Pinkie made a gasp as Twilight finished. "You shot it into me!" she said amazed.

She stood up and rubbed her own crotch. Twilight eyed Pinkie's flank as she slowly rubbed her slit, trying to dislodge the sugar ball. Twilight watched Pinkie play with herself for a while. "May I have a go at removing it?" she asked. Pinkie looked at her and grinned she flopped on the bed and spread her legs. Twilight crawled onto Pinkie's chocolate crotch and began to work her tongue into Pinkie. She slithered it against the gob stopper and began licking the little ball. Pinkie giggled as Twilight's tongue occasionaly withdrew and licked the fur around her hole. She moaned as Twilight began to quicken the pace.

She could feel every drop of saliva against her warm pussy and every motion of Twilight's energetic tongue. She screamed with pleasure and sprayed come into Twilight's open mouth. Twilight came away spluttering. "Pinkie.." she coughed. "You shot it down my throat!"

"I'm sorry!" she squealed. "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, it was just a shock," she looked to Pinkie's pile of goodies. "What next?"

Pinkie held up a small packet. "FIZZY POPS!!!!" she yelled. She opened the packet and grabbed Twilight's slit and poured the contents in. Twilight squeaked and cringed before she started bucking with pleasure. "Oh god, yes..." she drooled. Pinkie opened a second packet once Twilight's violent bucks settled done and repeated the treatment with similar results. Twilight moaned as the candy fizzed and popped inside her pussy. With each bang she bucked and with each slow fizz she drooled all over the bed. "My turn!" Pinkie cried and handed a packet to Twilight.

Twilight tore open the packet and repeated what Pinkie did to her. She slowly tipped the contents into Pinkie's beautiful opening. Pinkie moaned with pleasure, it was like nothing she had ever felt before. The candy stuck to the side of her pussy and popped or fizzed. Pinkie squealed and grabbed Twilight. "ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU!!!!" she cried and rubbed her slit against Twilight's. Twilight grabbed Pinkie's head and gave her the biggest kiss she ever could.

"I love you too," she said as Pinkie rubbed her exploding crotch against her own.

Pinkie sucked the last Twizzler out of Twilight's mouth. She slurped it down and gave Twilight a kiss for good measure. Twilight giggled. "Is there anything else?" she asked.

"No, that was the last piece of candy," Pinkie told her.

"I guess all good things come to an end." She lifted herself up and looked at her crotch. "The only downside is that we look like we've had some serious vaginal infections. The colour just looks gross." She rubbed her damp crotch smearing the already smeared mess further. "We're gonna need a shower."

They both laughed. They then heard the door slam. Twilight and Pinkie both realed in shock as footsteps sounded as someone walked up the stairs. Spike yawned as he finally reached the top. "Hey Twilight, Pinkie..." he did a double take. "Why is Pinkie in your bed Twilight and why is your..." his eyes went wide. "Please tell me that isn't what I think it is."

"It's chocolate Spike," Twilight said embarrased.

"Ohhh, okay then, that's fi... why is chocolate on your crotch?"

"We had some fun with it," Pinkie said.

"Fun? Wait, you don't mean 'that' kind of fun, do you?" Pinkie nodded. "That's kinda gross."

"Please don't tell anyone!" Twilight begged.

"Fine, whatever," he said, wanting to avoid threats. An idea sprung to mind. "One condition."

"What?" both ponies asked in unison.

"Can I... Can I lick you girls clean?" he asked. A slight blush appeared on his cheek. Both the mares looked at each other, then at their crotches. They spread their legs.

"Come and get it!" They both cried.