Twilight stood outside the coffee shop Flash told her about nervously tugging at the hem of her skirt. She had arrived there half an hour earlier and was frantically going over what her friends had told her ever since.

“Okay, I just need to remain calm. Nothing to stress over. You’re just getting coffee,” Twilight muttered under her breath. “With this incredibly cute guy, and you’ve never been on a date before! Ooh, how did this even happen? And why did I let Rarity pick my wardrobe?” She looked down at her outfit which consisted of a low-cut black top, a short grey skirt, and a pair of four-inch heels.

She thought back to earlier this morning and how crazy it all was. Pinkie had promised Rarity that she’d wake up Twilight and bring her to the boutique by eight o’clock. Having forgotten about that little detail, the librarian wasn’t prepared for the plump baker to burst into her room and start bouncing on her bed. Pinkie flung the covers off Twilight and straddled the bleary-eyed woman.

“Come on, Twilight!” she shouted clasping her face in her hands. “Rarity wants you there so she can make you fabulous!”

“Pinkie, it’s not even eight yet,” Twilight coughed. “I have more than enough time to get ready.”

“Well, that’s what Rarity told me.” She sat up and did an impression of the fashionista. “’There is no such thing as too much time when it comes to preparing oneself for a first date.’ Heh heh, so, let’s go, silly!” Pinkie hopped off the bed and grabbed Twilight’s arm.

“Wait a minute. I haven’t even had breakfast yeeeEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!”

The pink speedster took off at full speed with Twilight behind her. Spike stepped outside his room just in time to see the pink and purple blur rush out of the library.

“Bye, I’ll be there later!” he said. “Gonna have some breakfast first.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~

At the boutique, Twilight was set in a whirlwind as Rarity prepared her for the date. Facial exfoliation, manicure, pedicure was the start of it. Quickly followed by makeup and hair. To facilitate breakfast, Rarity gave her a protein shake and a cup of espresso.

“Is this really necessary?” Twilight asked in all the confusion. “We’re just getting coffee.”

“Darling, you need to absolutely shine!” Rarity shouted as she applied blush to Twilight’s cheeks. “You have good skin and hair. Surprisingly so for someone who doesn’t bother with personal care. But you still need accentuate those features. Make those cheekbones look sharp, make those eyes pop! Pinkie, how’s the hair coming?”

“ALL GOOD!!” she hollered. Her noodle arms working like crazy to brush Twilight’s hair. “And we should be…DONE!!!”

When Rarity was finished, Twilight looked at herself in the mirror. She was stunned at the person looking back. Even taking a minute to admire Rarity’s work, she still couldn’t believe it was her. “Does the shirt have to be this low-cut? Or this skirt? It leaves very little to the imagination. Plus, these heels…”

“Twilight, sweetie, no matter the occasion, you have to look your best,” Rarity said putting a hand on her shoulder. “You have to make sure that the person you’re with knows you are the most important thing ever. If that means spending several hours to ensure that, then so be it.”

“Yeah, Twi,” Spike said moving closer to his sister. He had arrived an hour after them and had been helping Rarity. “For once you actually look like a girl.” He gave her a shit-eating grin as she glowered at him.

“Oh, hush, Spike,” Rarity said giving him a coy look.

“But seriously though, you do look good,” he said. “That detective won’t be able to take his eyes off you.”

“You think so?”

“Oh, you betcha!” Pinkie said loudly, bounding over with a cupcake in hand. “You look like, super cute, and sexy. With those tits, and that booty. Makes me wanna grab you myself!” She raised her hands and made grabby motions with them.

“Alright, that’s my sister you’re talking about!” Spike said stepping in front of the handsy baker. “Let’s keep that kinda talk to a minimum. Preferably none at all.”

“Oh, dear. You probably should head off, anyway,” Rarity said looking at the time. “While I believe in being ‘fashionably late’, I do think it’s better to arrive early this time.”

So, Twilight said goodbye to her friends, hugging all of them.

“Good luck, darling. I hope it all goes well,” Rarity said.

“Just relax, Twi,” Spike said to her. “You tend to overthink things. Just go with the flow.”

“Oooh! I’m so happy!” Pinkie said hugging Twilight tightly. “I feel like a mother sending her daughter out.” She reached down and gave Twilight’s butt a quick squeeze and whispered in her ear, “Go get ‘im, you sexy bimbo.”

Twilight shook her head then left the boutique, taking the taxi that was waiting for her.

“Well, all we can do now is wait,” Spike sighed.

“OH! I wanna go watch her date!!” Pinkie wailed as she started for the door.

“Pinkie, no,” Rarity said in a firm voice grabbing her shirt. “I feel the same way, but we have to give Twilight her space.”

“Okay,” the plump baker said slumping her shoulders. “Anyone want cupcakes?!”

“I thought there were more!” Rarity said eying the box that had materialized on her counter. “Seriously, are you trying to make me fat?”

“Wha-? Noooo…” Pinkie said waving her off. She snuck a quick glance at the fashionista’s round butt and then to Spike, who was also looking in that direction.

“Ooh, I feel so nervous,” Twilight said to herself. Her mouth was dry, and her stomach had a knot in it. “Dang it, Spike. Why’d you make me do this?”

Twilight looked around at the people passing her. Anyone of them could be working for Love Bunny and she wouldn’t know it. It felt silly to go on something so frivolous, like a date. She didn’t have time to have fun, she had a job to do. On top of her actual job. Why did she agree to this? Why did she let her friends dress her up in this ridiculous outfit? Why is she-

“Hey, Twilight! Glad you were able to find the place,” a male voice said, interrupting her thoughts. Twilight looked up to see Flash walking towards her.

“Uh, yeah. it wasn’t that hard,” she said, taking a moment to look at the man before her. Despite Flash being a plain-clothes cop, he always had this air of duty to him. But, now that he was off duty, he seemed more relaxed. He had on a loose-fitting t-shirt, faded jeans, and sneakers. Twilight saw his exposed biceps and sucked in air. She thought she was ready for anything. She was wrong. A voice in her head started to tell her to rip off his shirt and put her hands all over his chest.

“Have you been waiting long?” Flash said.

Snapping out of her stupor, Twilight shook her head. “Um, no. I haven’t. I got here a little while ago.”

“Alright, let’s go in.”

The coffee shop was surprisingly not too busy. Twilight got them a table while Flash ordered for them.

“Wow, this is a nice place,” Twilight said to Flash as he sat down opposite her. “Can’t believe it’s this empty.”

“It’s just before the lunch rush. Give it an hour, this place will be packed.”

“Well, it’s a good thing we got here early.”

“Eh, it wouldn’t be a problem, anyway,” Flash said with a sly grin. “The owner’s an old friend. He’d get us a seat.”

“FLASH SENTRY!!”

“Speak of the devil.”

A man in his late twenties with messy silver hair approached their table. He set down two lattes and gave Flash a look. “You ol’ son of a bitch. How ya doing? See you got yourself a new girl.”

“Hey, Silver. It’s nice to see you too,” Flash said with a smirk. “Twilight, this is my friend Sliver Script. Silver, this is Twilight Sparkle.”

Silver held out his hand and Twilight politely shook it. “Yeah, me and this guy go way back. Did a lot of crazy stuff in high school. Remember when we did snakeroot and thought that dog statue was a timber wolf? Ah, good times.”

“I remember. I also remember you tried to steal a watermelon in your pants.”

“HAHAHA!! Like I said, good times,” Silver threw his head back and laughed. “Well, I’ll leave you two. Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite.” He gave a wink to Twilight and left. “Hey, June! You were right! She is a looker!”

Flash shook his head and laughed to himself. “That guy.”

“He seems nice.”

“He is. It’s just that he can be a bit…much. But he’s a good friend. Never a dull moment with him,” Flash said looking over his shoulder. “Well, don’t wait too long. Your latte’s gonna get cold.”

“Oh, yeah.” Twilight grabbed her mug and was surprised by what she saw. “Oh, that’s pretty. They drew a rose in the foam,” she said showing Flash.

“Yeah, Silver’s pretty good with that kinda stuff. Of course, he drew a police badge in mine,” he said showing her. Indeed, the foam had been shaped into a police badge with a lightning bolt through it. “VERY FUNNY!!” he shouted to the back. Flash shook his head as he heard laughter.

“I almost don’t want to drink it. It’s so pretty.” Reluctantly, Twilight brought the beverage to lips. “Oh, wow. This is really good. So, um…did he say I was your ‘new girl’?”

Flash sighed and set his drink down. “A few months back, I was dating this girl. We were together for years.” He paused and had a pained look in his eyes. “Then, one day she just vanished. No trace of her could be found. Look, I really don’t want to talk about it.”

“Alright, that’s fine. We don’t have to,” she said reaching across the table to squeeze his hand. “I’m sorry that happened to you.”

“Thanks,” he said giving her a smile. “Alright, why don’t we get to know each other? So, what brought you to Maretropolis?”

“What brought me?” Twilight said with a smirk. “The library, of course. I went to college to become a librarian and that’s where it took me.”

“Is that so? Where did you go to college?”

“University of Coltifornia. I graduated with honors,” she said proudly, sticking out her chest.

“Coltifornia? And you travelled across the country just for a job?”

“You say that as if people don’t do that all the time.”

“Not typically right after graduating college. So, did you grow up in Coltifornia, or just go to college there?”

“No, my family’s from there,” she said sipping her latte. “I was born in Los Ponelos, went to Crystal Prep Academy, then UC. What about you?”

“I’m from Hooflyn. Born and raised. Pretty much just stayed here,” Flash said. “I always wanted to be a cop. My dad’s one, and so is my uncle after he was discharged from the air force.”

“You got any siblings?” Twilight asked.

“No, I’m an only child. I got a lot of cousins though. Especially on my mother’s side. Like, a crazy amount. How about you? Is Spike your only sibling?”

“No, I have an older brother, Shining Armor. He’s actually in the military, too. Army. Spike’s not related by blood, though. My parents adopted him when I was five.”

“That so? I guess you don’t look alike…” Flash paused to take another drink. “So, why is Spike in Maretropolis?”

“College,” Twilight said without delay. “He’s transferring to the University of Maretropolis this semester. Spike wants to be a geologist.”

“See, that makes sense. Going across the country for college.”

“Oh, whatever. You didn’t even leave the east coast,” she teased him.

Flash and Twilight carry on like this for a little while longer. Exchanging stories about their childhoods. Flash used to be a troublemaker in his youth, and Twilight was pretty much a do-gooder her whole life.

“Really? An officer of the law like you was getting into trouble? I almost can’t imagine that,” Twilight said thinking about her encounters with him as Matter-Horn.

“Yeah, I was a bit of a terror. Especially when Silver was involved,” he said chuckling to himself. “I remember one time we stole a bunch of lawn ornaments from the neighborhood and arranged them like they were playing hockey in the street. Dad did not like that.”

“That sounds like something Shining or Spike would do. They both got chewed out by our parents for stuff like that.”

“And you never did stuff like that?” Flash said giving her a look. “Not once did you ever do something stupid? Even in college? No parties or nothing?”

“No. I was preoccupied with academics and getting into college. And the only parties I went to were study parties.”

“Man, you need to get out and live some-what the hell is going on out there?”

Twilight and Flash were interrupted by the sounds of screams and an incredibly loud engine revving. They hurried outside to see a large piece of machinery plowing through traffic down the street towards them.

“WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT!?!?!” Twilight shouted.

“I dunno!! It looks like some kind of farming equipment!” Flash shouted back to her. “I’m more concerned with why it’s driving down the middle of the street like that!”

“Drunken teenager, perhaps? Or college student?”

“Nah! I don’t think so!!” he said waving her off. “Something feels off!! Wait, is that…?”

As the machine pulled closer, both Flash and Twilight noticed several people standing on top of it. Large, muscular people in matching black uniforms.

“The Diamond Dogs?!” Twilight blurted.

“How do you know about them?” Flash said turning to her.

Twilight felt hot and shifted her eyes around. “Uh…well, I saw them…on the news!” she said quickly. “Yeah! They’ve been all over the news since the museum break in!”

“Yeah, that is true,” Flash said. He sighed and rubbed his eyes. “Twilight, I know this is our date and I have today off. But could you wait in the café? I have to take care of this!” Flash grabbed Twilight by the shoulders and guided her back into the building.

“You’re not going to take that on, are you?” Twilight said getting worried. “That thing is ginormous and there are Diamond Dogs on it as well. Flash, shouldn’t you wait for back up at least?”

“Who knows how long that could take,” he said pulling his gun out from under his shirt. “We need to stop that thing before it causes more destruction.” He opened the door and started to step out. Twilight grabbed his arm and gave him a look. “Twilight, please, I have-.”

She leaned forward and gave him a kiss on the cheek. “Please be careful.”

Flash nodded and left. His avian wings materialized, and he took off.

Twilight closed her eyes and waited a few seconds before moving to the restroom. She closed the door behind her and charged her gem. “I’m sorry, Flash. But I can’t just stay here. You won’t be doing it alone.” Her gold earrings glowed, and she said, “Spike, Pinkie. We have a situation in the city. I need your help.” There was a flash of magenta light and she disappeared.

Flash Sentry zoomed through the air towards the colossal machine that was tearing through the street. He stopped a distance away and levelled his gun with it. “MARETROPOLIS POLICE DEPARTMENT!! PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!” he shouted flashing his badge.

The machine looked to be a repurposed combine harvester. It had two mechanical arms grafted to the sides, and in place of a typical header was a familiar cylindrical machine. There was also a second driver’s cab situated right behind the first, and behind the controls were two red-haired men.

Unexpectedly, the machine stopped in the middle of the street. Flam pressed a button on the control panel and his voice rang out from the speakers.

[OH, NO!! IT’S THE AUTHORITIES!! WE SURELY HAVE BEEN THWARTED!!!]

[PLEASE, OFFICER!!] Flim joined in, [DON’T HURT US!! WE’LL COME QUIETLY!!! HEH HEH HEH! ROVER, TAKE CARE OF THIS PEST, WILL YA?!!]

The hulked-out Diamond Dog cracked his knuckles and grinned wildly. “With pleasure!” Rover jumped off the machine for Flash. The airborne detective merely slid back a bit and the muscle-head flew right past him. “HEY! SIT STILL, WILL YA!!” Rover hollered as he tried to catch Flash.

“NO! DON’T THINK I WILL!” he shouted back dodging him again.

“GRRR!! ALRIGHT, BOYS! GIMME A HAND, WOULD YA!!!”

“Okay, Rover!” Fido yelled.

“YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! LET’S GO, COPPER!!” Spot screamed. “WE GOTTA SCORE TO SETTLE!!!”

Fido, Spot and two of the other Diamond Dogs jumped off the machine and eyed the flying detective.

“Oh, crap, right. There’s more,” Flash said to himself. He levelled his gun with Flam and squeezed off a few shots. The bullets bounced off the glass, not even leaving a scratch.

[A valiant effort, detective.] Flam said to him over the speaker. [But ultimately, a fruitless one.]

[This machine of ours was made with enchanted metal.] Flim picked up. [Even the glass you tried to shoot through has been enchanted to withstand such attacks. It’d take nothing short of a bomb to damage this baby!]

“Tch!” Flash glared at them and gritted his teeth. Just then, one of the Diamond Dogs came flying towards him and he dodged out of the way.

“HEY, COPPER!!” Spot shouted at him. “WHERE’S YER PARTNER?!! WE NEED TO PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF!!!”

Flash flew up higher to avoid them, but the bulging brutes simply started climbing the surrounding buildings. He aimed his gun at one of them and squeezed off a couple of shots, only to have them bounce off.

“HAHAHA!! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN, DUMBASS??!!!” Spot hollered. “BULLETS DON’T HAVE ANY AFFECT ON US!!!”

Running out of options, Flash whirled around trying to come up with a plan. The Diamond Dogs were closing in and he couldn’t think of anything.

“YAHAHAHA!! GONNA ENJOY CRUSHING YOUR SKULL!!!” Spot snarled.

Just then, a magenta aura surrounded the Diamond Dogs. They remained suspended in midair, unable to move. Flash stared at them, bemused at their predicament.

“GAH! What is this?” Rover grunted trying to move.

“I feel all tingly,” Fido said quietly.

“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!” Spot just screamed.

From below, a woman’s voice emanated, “WELL, NOW! I SEE YOU GUYS ARE HAVING FUN!! MIND IF I JOIN IN?!!”

The Diamond Dogs didn’t have time to see who was talking before they were thrown downward. The pavement rushed up to them and they crashed into it, sending a shockwave throughout. Flash looked down and spotted a familiar endowed woman standing below.

“MATTER-HORN!! Can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I’m glad to see you!” he said descending.

“Right back atcha, detective,” she said striking a pose. “I heard a commotion and decided to check it out. Good thing I did. Looks like we have a serious problem on our hands.”

“We have a major problem! The Diamond Dogs teamed up with those two driving that…thing!” Flash said pointed to Flim and Flam. “They’re tearing up the streets and who knows what they want!!”

“Well, if it’s the Diamond Dogs we’re talking about, I can only assume money!” Matter-Horn said standing back-to-back with Flash, preparing to take action. “Any idea what that thing is?”

Flash shook his head. “Best guess? It looks like they outfitted a combine with a bunch of stuff!”

“A combine? Like the ones farmers use?” she asked, and he nodded. Matter-Horn looked closely and noticed something familiar on its front. “Well, I know where the high-velocity-excavation-drill went.”

“The what?”

“Never mind. Any ideas on how we can stop them?”

“Kinda hoping you’d have one. Where are your friends? The guy in pajamas and the round one?”

“They should be here soon. But first, we gotta deal with these guys.”

The Diamond Dogs picked themselves up and brushed the dust off.

“Well, well, well. What have we here?” Rover said cracking his neck. “Our big-titted friend decided to make an appearance! Why don’t we play with her a bit?!”

“YEAH! SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!!” Spot shouted spinning his arms around.

“Where’s the fat one?” Fido said looking around. “I have unfinished business with her.”

The other Diamond Dogs flanked them and waited for Rover’s signal.

[WELL, WHILE YOU FOLKS ARE HAVING FUN,] Flam said revving the machine’s engine, [MY BROTHER AND I ARE GOING TO CONTINUE WITH OUR PLAN!!]

[IT WAS NICE HAVING YOU DROP IN, SUPERHERO!! MAYBE WE CAN GET AN AUTOGRAPH LATER?] Flim chided as the big rig began to pull forward, the sound of metal being crushed and torn apart could be heard as they ran over vehicles in the way.

“OH NO YOU DON’T!!!’ Matter-Horn screamed jumping up in front of them. She charged her gem and fired a bolt of magic. The blast hit the machine but only dented it.

[HA!! YOU BARELY SCRATCHED IT!! NEXT TIME, BRING TEN OF YOU. THEN YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOME REAL DAMAGE!!!]

Matter-Horn barely had time to react as Rover came flying towards her. She erected a barrier just as he swung a fist, throwing her for the ground. Matter-Horn braced for impact but instead of colliding with the pavement she felt someone wrap their arms around her.

“GOTCHA!!” Flash said catching her. “Oof! You’re a lot heavier than I expected!”

“Are you calling me fat?! Hey! Where’s your hand?”

“OOPS!! Sorry!”

Flash landed and let go of Matter-Horn. They watched as the two brothers drove their machine down the street. People screamed and ran away from the destruction.

“So, what are we gonna do?” he said. “We’ve got that thing to deal with. Plus, the Diamond Dogs. Even if your friends show up, I don’t know if we can stop them.”

“Hey! Give us some credit!” Matter-Horn said crossing her arms. “We might be able to pull through! What about you guys? Can the police do anything about them?”

Flash gave a half-hearted shrug. After the last time they took on the Diamond Dogs, he wasn’t so sure. And now there were these two brothers with a mechanical behemoth running rampant through the city that seemed unstoppable. He turned to look at the machine only to see it had disappeared. “What? Where’d it go?!”

“Where’d what go?” Matter-Horn said turning around.

“That huge tank-thing!” Flash said materializing his wings. “I can still hear it! They must’ve turned down a street!”

“Easy there, big boy!” she said grabbing him. “We still have these guys to deal with.” She pointed to the Diamond Dogs. “We can let my partners handle the ‘tank’.”

Gritting his teeth, Flash looked down the street then back to the Diamond Dogs here. “Fine!” he finally said focusing his attention on the pack of mutts here.

“Alright.” Matter-Horn touched a hand to her head and said, “Hey, when you two are ready, head for the giant machine tearing up through the streets of the city. It’s hard to miss.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~

“OKIE DOKIE!!” Fili-second hollered as she zipped through Maretropolis.

“Giant machine? Wonder what she means by that?” Spike said, who was being carried by the plump speedster.

“No idea!! But I guess we’ll know it when we see it!!”

Fili-second buzzed through the city looking for the machine Matter-Horn had mentioned. She came across the busty heroine alongside the cute detective and paused briefly to ever so slightly move one of the Diamond Dog’s fists away from her head. With that done, she continued down the street following the path of destruction. In a matter of seconds, she found the giant machine Matter-Horn had told them about.

“WHOA!! What the hell is that?!” Spike shouted as Fili-second put him down.

“I dunno! It kinda looks like a combine, but with a bunch of stuff nailed to it!”

The ground rumbled beneath their feet as the machine pushed forward. People ran past them screaming and they could hear maniacal cackling in the air.

“Alrighty, let’s do this!” Fili-Second said about to take off.

“Hold on there!” Spike said grabbing her. “We don’t know what we’re dealing with here. Matter-Horn was fighting five Diamond Dogs. Who knows what we’re going up against here?”

Fili-Second gave him a look, then quickly zipped over, and zipped back. “Three Diamond Dogs, plus the two guys driving that thing. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get inside. They locked the doors super tight!”

“So, five people total, huh?” he said holding his chin. “Well, guess we better stop that thing. Somehow.”

“That’s what I wanted to do,” Fili-Second groaned.

“You go low, and I’ll go high!” Spike instructed.

“Roger!”

Fili-Second zoomed to the front of the machine while Spike began climbing it. He made his way to the front and stood before the two men operating the machine.

“Alright!! You’ve had your fun! Now, it’s time to turn this thing around!!” Spike shouted, pointing dramatically at them.

“YEAH!!” Fili-second said zipping up behind Spike and striking a pose.

[Geez, these weirdos keep cropping up everywhere.] Flim said holding his head. [This one’s more outrageous than the other.] he pointed to Fili-Second. [I didn’t know they hire sumo wrestlers to be superheroes!]

[And what about this one?] Flam said eying Spike. [What are you supposed to be? Their special helper? Where’d you even get that outfit?]

Spike looked at himself and scowled. “SHUT UP!! My appearance isn’t a problem. But you guys are. Cease your criminal activity and we won’t be forced to stop you!”

“Bad guys like you need a good butt whooping!” Fili-Second cried punching the air. “We’re gonna beat you up and send you to the slammer!!”

“Where are you getting this from? What year do you think this is?” Spike said giving her a look.

[Phhbt! You two? Kick our butts?] Flam said barely holding back his laughter. [That’s something I’d like to see. Right, Flim?]

[Definitely, brother! You three up there!] he said to the Diamond Dogs. [Get rid of these pests for us!]

As if a switch had been flipped, the three Diamond Dogs riding on top of the machine started marching towards the heroes. They cracked their knuckles and gave them wicked smiles.

“Great, guess we’re gonna have to do this the hard way,” Spike said cracking his neck.

[Put on a good show for us, won’t you?]

“So, any ideas on how we should stop these big brutes?” Fili-Second said to him. “One was hard enough!”

“Not really! Best I can say is hold them off until Matter-Horn gets here!”

“Oh, boy!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~

“GAH!! Why are these guys so tough?!” Flash yelled. He had abandoned using his gun and had resorted to his innate electric powers. Though this did little more than annoy the magically enhanced Diamond Dogs.

“They’ve been powered up by Trixie!” Matter-Horn answered jumping out of the way of one of them. She blasted him in the back and shifted focus. “They’re basically living tanks, now! One’s that want to rip our faces off!!”

Flash flipped over Spot and peppered him with electricity. “Isn’t there any way we can stop them? You know, without dropping a bomb in the city?!”

Matter-Horn increased the intensity of her vibrator and began playing with her breasts. “We’re currently working on that!” She felt magic course through her body as she stimulated herself. Doing this much used to make her head fuzzy, now she could do it while maintaining a conversation. “How about we focus on the task at hand and worry about that later?!”

As Matter-Horn was prepping her magic, Rover came charging up from behind her. He came barreling towards her at full speed, ready to flatten the masturbating superhero. “Gahahaha. Taste my muscles, you oversized squeak toy!”

Flash saw this and quickly swooped in. He wrapped his arms around her and flew them straight up.

“AH! Hey! What was that for? You made me lose focus!” Matter-Horn berated Flash, unaware of the danger she was just in.

“You’re welcome!” He said indicating the rampaging Diamond Dog.

“Oh.”

Being this close to the detective, Matter-Horn was able to get a good look at him. His straight nose, square jawline, and clear blue eyes. She became acutely aware of her chest pressing against his and his arms wrapped around her waist. Thoughts began to flow through her mind. Matter-Horn clamped her hands on Flash’s face and bit her lip.

“What? What is it?” he said, confused.

At once, Matter-Horn pressed her lips to his. Flash was taken by surprise but was quickly lost to the pleasure emanating from her mouth. She pushed her tongue into his mouth and explored it thoroughly. A magenta aura began to surround them and grew brighter.

“What the hell is going on up there?” one of the Diamond Dogs said pointing to the two people in the air wrapped in swirling light.

“I dunno. But I ain’t gonna sit here and let ‘em do it!” Rover said. He leapt up in the air and swung a fist at them only to be knocked back by the sudden burst of energy. “GAAH!!”

Matter-Horn and Flash stopped making out and pulled away from each other. The superheroine’s head was dizzy, and she could feel the feminine juices dripping between her legs. Flash, meanwhile, was glowing blue and felt quite energetic.

“What was that?” he said.

“S-sorry. I don’t know what came over me,” Matter-Horn said. “I just had this urge…”

“Forget about that. Why am I glowing?”

“What?”

Matter-Horn blinked and got a better look at Flash. Not only was he glowing blue he had blue lightning markings running up and down his arms. His avian wings were also bigger and more intricate than before, and she was certain he had become more muscular. Flash slowly descended to the ground.

“Whoa! Detective are you alright?” she said resisting the urge to rip open his shirt and nuzzle his chest.

“Better than alright,” he said as they touched down. He stepped away and flexed his arms. Electricity crackled as he curled his biceps. “Cool. What did you do to me?”

“I think I transferred the power I was building up to you,” Matter-Horn said looking around. Rover was standing back up and the other Diamond Dogs were closing in on them. “I don’t know how long it’ll last.”

“Hopefully long enough to deal with these mutts! Let’s see what I can do!” he jabbed a fist towards the Diamond Dogs and a bolt of lightning shot out, striking Spot in the chest. “Okay…I can get used to this.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Spike flipped over one of the Diamond Dogs and kicked him in the back. The man flew off the machine but quickly climbed back on. “Jeez! And I thought fighting one was hard!”

Fili-Second zoomed around the Diamond Dog she was fighting, causing him to trip. She dashed over to Spike and stopped beside him, breathing heavily. “Phew! Gonna need extra donuts after this. My tummy is all rumbly!”

“I’ll treat you later!” Spike said to her going through his utility belt. “Damn, I wish Dark Horse would hurry up with that extraction device!”

“What’s that supposed to do? And who’s Dark Horse?”

“A guy who used to fight crime years ago. He’s giving us support now!” He pulled out a silver capsule and tossed it at the nearest Diamond Dog. It exploded in blue smoke. “The extractors will allow us to remove the magic on these hulking brutes. But he said it may take a few weeks.”

“Well, isn’t there anything else we can do?!”

“He did say we could by stimulating them…you know…” Spike pointed to his crotch.

“OH! Why didn’t you just say so?!” Fili-Second zipped over to one of the Diamond Dogs and gave him a friendly wave. “Hi there, big boy! Just stand right there for me, won’t you?” In a flash, she pulled his pants down and had his penis in a glowing hand. The Diamond Dog grunted as he immediately became erect. Fili-Second licked her lips and swallowed his shaft without hesitation. Her head became a blur as she gave the man a blowjob and the yellow markings on his body began to glow

After a few seconds, the Diamond Dog threw his head back and let out a moan. Fili-Second pressed her mouth all the way to the base and let his seed spill down her throat.

“Oh, mama! That ‘s the stuff!!” she cried out pulling off his cock. She sat there enjoying the sensation of his semen, her body shimmering for a second. “Oh, what’s this?” she said noticing he was still transformed and erect. “Guess I’ll have to keep sucking the juice outta you!”

Fili-Second performed two more blowjobs before the Diamond Dog finally reverted to normal. The man slumped onto the machine, exhausted. Meanwhile, the Rubenesque speed demon jumped up and bounced on the spot. Her body pulsing with hot pink energy. Spike just looked at her, both shocked and impressed that she quickly subdued the man.

“OKAY! WHO’S NEXT?!!” she said looking around. She dashed over to the second one and jumped onto him ass first. He fell onto his back with Fili-Second riding his face. Within seconds she had his dick hard and was giving him a blowjob, blue light emanating from him. Three consecutive blowjobs took her less than a minute and the guy was back to normal.

“WHEW! That was something!” Fili-Second said wiping her mouth and hopping off the guy. She spun around looking for her next target. “Where’s the last guy?!”

Spike just pointed to the dissipating cloud of smoke and the speedster wasted no time finishing off the last Diamond Dog. There was a flash of red and Fili-Second zipped over to Spike. Pink energy swirling around her.

“NOW WE JUST HAVE THESE TWO TO DEAL WITH!!” she hollered smacking a fist into her palm. She turned to the two brothers and began punching the cockpits repeatedly. However, after a few seconds, Fili-Second stopped and cried out in pain. “OWIE!!! That really hurt! Hitting those big guys was hard, but this is harder!”

“What did you think was going to happen?” Spike said taking a look at her hands. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’ll just put some ice on them later.”

[Well, if you’re quite finished there,] Flam said as he fiddled with the controls. The machine came to a sudden stop then started to turn in place. [We’ve got some business to attend to.]

Spike and Fili-Second turned to see what he was talking about. They were currently facing bank and the two brothers had a wild look in their eyes. Flam revved the engine then drove the machine forward, right through the bank. Spike and Fili-Second leapt off the machine to avoid being crushed by the falling debris.

“I should’ve guessed they would target a bank,” Spike said as the machine plowed through the building’s wall. Something dawned on him, and he started running towards them. “And that’s what the laser-drill-thing is for! Come on, we’ve got to stop them!”

“But how? Even powered up like this I couldn’t put a dent in that thing!” Fili-Second said flailing her arms about. “And Matter-Horn is still dealing with the other Diamond Dogs!”

Spike stopped and looked back at her. He gritted his teeth as he wracked his brain on what they could do. “Say, do you think you could give me that power?”

Fili-Second looked at him for a moment. “I think so. I’ve never done anything like that!”

“Well, we’re just going to have to try! It can’t be too hard, right? Just do the opposite of what you did to them!” he pointed to the unconscious Diamond Dogs who had fallen off the machine. He turned back to the machine slowly pushing its way into the bank. “Just be quick about it!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~

[GREETINGS EVERYONE!!] Flam announced to the people inside the bank. [THERE IS NO NEED FOR ALARM! WE ARE SIMPLY HERE FOR A QUICK CASH WITHDRAWAL!!]

The machine turned and moved further into the bank. People screamed and scrambled to get out of the way. Flam stopped in front of the main vault a glint was in his eyes.

[Flim, if you would do the honors!]

[It would be my pleasure!] He pushed a few buttons on the controls and the drill began to power up. In seconds it was ready for use. [Just adjusting the focus. Don’t wanna ruin the money inside.]

Flim pushed a button and the drill let loose a blast.

FWOOOOOOM!!!!

The orange beam shot forward hitting the door to the bank vault. It lasted for a few seconds before Flim shut it off. The door was a smoldering mess.

[Hoo boy! I’d say that was a success!] Flam cheered.

[Now to just claim our prize.]

Flim pushed more buttons and the left arm on the machine unfolded revealing a mechanical claw at the end. It moved forward and the claw gripped the door, ripping it off the hinges. Inside was a huge mound of cash. Flim and Flam rubbed their hands together. The right arm moved revealing itself to be a large hose. Flim guided it to the vault and began sucking up the cash inside.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

The plump speedster shifted her eyes around trying to think of a way to transfer the power to Spike. The opposite of what she did to the Diamond Dogs. What could that be? Fili-Second shrugged and grabbed him from behind. She had one arm wrapped around his waist while the other was rapidly fingering her crotch.

“HEY! What are you-?”

“Shh. I just need to…” Fili-Second moved her hand faster. She moved her arm further up Spike’s torso, feeling his chest. The pink energy swirled around her even faster. She closed her eyes and buried her face into his neck. “Oh. OH! AAAAH!!” Fili-Second screamed into his back as she climaxed right in the middle of the street. There was a flash of pink and she collapsed.

“Whoa! Easy there,” Spike said catching her. To his surprise, Fili-Second felt lighter than air. He looked at himself to see a bright-green aura had enveloped his body.

“Nice show you put on there!” a male voice said to him.

Spike turned to see Brawly with several other police. A few had their guns aimed at them and he instinctively moved to shield Fili-Second’s body.

“Stand down,” Brawly said to the police and they lowered their weapons. “We’re not here to fight you guys. But it is bizarre you’d do something like that out in broad daylight.”

“Call it an occupational hazard.”

“Is there any reason you’re glowing?”

“Just a power up,” he said moving Fili-Second’s body to the sidewalk. “Hopefully it will be enough to stop that thing!” Spike moved back to the gaping hole in the building and cracked his knuckles. “Maybe it will? This feels different from the normal stimulation spell.”

There was a rumble as the came backing out of the bank. It turned itself around and Flim and Flam looked down from their cockpits at Spike and the others.

[Well, well, it looks like the pipsqueak is still alive! And he brought the cavalry!] Flim said over the loudspeaker.

[Why don’t we give them a little ‘something’ for their troubles?] Flam said as he revved the machine’s engine. It lurched forward and began to pick up speed.

Without even thinking or having time to react, Spike jumped in front of the machine and grabbed onto the barrel of the drill. He dug his feet into the pavement and began pushing back against it. To his and everyone else’s surprise, the machine started to slow down.

[What the-? How is that shrimp stopping us?!] Flam hollered as he increased speed.

“HEY! YOU!” Spike shouted at Brawly.

The detective ran over to him. “What is it, little dude.”

“I don’t know how much longer I can keep this up! See if you can get those two out of that thing!” he jerked his head up to Flim and Flam. Brawly nodded and started climbing the machine. “Hrrrggh! Hope this holds up.”

[Brother, how much longer until the drill can be fired again?]

[A couple more minutes.]

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Flash weaved through the Diamond Dogs and zapped them. Bright-blue lightning shot from his hands and arched through the air. The avian flew at incredible speeds and kept tripping up the hulked-out thugs.

“How you doing over there, shock master?!” Matter-Horn shouted as she jumped away from a charging Diamond Dog and blasted him with magic.

“Shock master?! Is that what you’re calling me?” Flash said as he swooped through the air. He turned and gave her an exasperated smirk.

“Well, no! It’s just-I thought some playful banter would be good between us!” the busty psion threw her hands up.

“If you must know, I’m doing just fine!” he said. Flash flipped over Spot and unleashed a powerful shock to his back. “OH, YEAH!! This is awesome! I can see what the big deal is!”

“Yeah, that’s…good! That’s good!” Matter-Horn said and grimaced. “I may have made a mistake.” she waved a hand and her trusty dildo appeared. She put up a barrier and plunged the phallus into her already wet snatch.

“Do you have to do that now?!” the super-charged detective hollered. “We’re kinda in the middle of fighting these psychos!”

Matter-Horn began sliding the dildo in and out of her vagina. She had turned the vibrator up to its highest setting, hoping to speed up the process. “Yes! I have to do this now! Ooh, mmm. We aren’t gonna stand much of a chance if I don’t build up more power. And this is the best way!! NOW SHUT UP AND KEEP THEM OFF ME FOR A BIT LONGER!!!”

“How much longer?!”

“AAAH!!”

“Okay, guess that answers that question.” Flash touched down in front of Matter-Horn and directed his attention to the Diamond Dogs.

The brutes stomped forward and surrounded the two of them. Rover leered at them and growled. Fido wanted a rematch with the other two and wasn’t terribly concerned. Spot was practically frothing at the mouth, anxious to tear the detective apart.

“COME ON, ROVER!! JUST SAY THE WORD!!” he screamed. His body shook and there was an animalistic look in his eyes. “JUST SAY THE WORD AND I’LL RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!!”

“This isn’t gonna work, detective,” Rover said in a strangely calm voice.

“Oh, what makes you say that?” he said stalling as long as he could.

“Because it’s five of us and just you now. Do you think you can keep it up?”

“I dunno, Rover,” one of the Diamond Dogs said. “Getting hit with all that lightning left me numb.”

“Yeah, me too,” the other Diamond Dog agreed.

“It’s just one damn guy! We can handle him!” Rover shouted.

“Don’t be so sure of that!!” Flash yelled as he flew forward. He punched Rover in the mouth with a fist wrapped in lightning.

The Diamond Dog staggered and shook his head. Rover spat blood onto the pavement and glared at Flash. “Okay, pretty boy. I’m done playing around.”

Flash readied himself and began charging electricity throughout his body. A blue energy crackled around him, and he stood ready for action. “You about done back there?” he called to the masturbating heroine.

“Mmm! OH!” she moaned loudly, vigorously thrusting the dildo.

“Okay then.”

The Diamond Dogs all charged Flash. Snarling and growling in the process. Spot ran ahead, hoping to get the first hit in. Flash dodged to the side and kicked him in the back. The fourth and fifth Diamond Dogs came from both sides ready to connect their massive fists with his head. At the last second, Flash shot straight up in the air and let the two thugs collide with each other.

Rover and Fido decided to target Matter-Horn, instead. They began punching the barrier with incredible force.

“YEAH!! GONNA BREAK YOU OPEN LIKE A PIŇATA!! GET ALL THE TASTY CANDY INSIDE!!” Rover screamed while he pounded on the magic wall.

“I just want to get this done and go back to Lavender,” Fido said.

Inside, Matter-Horn had a difficult time maintaining the barrier and stimulating herself while two muscled up brutes wailed on it. “Guh! Detective, I believe, mmm, I told you to, oooh, keep them off me while I do this! AH!”

“I’m working on it!” Flash said flying over to her. He shot lightning at Rover and Fido, but they kept up their assault. “Jeez, what are you guys made of?” Flash supercharged his hands and grabbed onto Fido’s head.

Fido roared in pain as lightning coursed through his skull. The towering man collapsed onto the pavement. His upper body smoking from Flash’s attack.

“FIDO!!!” Rover yelled and stopped what he was doing. He leapt over the barrier and wrapped his arms around Flash. “Let’s finish this. I’m gonna squeeze the life right outta you!” he snarled and began crushing Flash.

“AAAAAHHH!!!” Flash screamed as he felt bones crack. “How about you taste this instead!!”

Flash unleashed all the electricity he could onto Rover. Lightning arched around them as he did so, and Rover screamed. Unable to take any more, the Diamond Dog let go of Flash and dropped. Flash fell to the ground and panted. He looked up and saw Spot with the two other Diamond Dogs moving closer to them. “Matter-Horn if you’re going to do anything. Do it now.”

Matter-Horn bit her lip as she finally reached her climax. Feminine juices spilled down her legs as the magic overflowed. She lowered the barrier and a bright magenta aura circled around her. “Flash!” she said. She ran over to him and put an arm around him. “Are you okay?”

“I’m fine. Nothing a bit of rest will cure. Just take care of them.”

“Don’t worry, I will,” she stood up and faced the Diamond Dogs.

Spot and the other two stood over Rover and Fido. “You guys don’t look so good.”

“Shaddup!!” Rover spat. He pulled himself up and shook his head. “Fuck! That really hurt. Maybe Trixie will give me some special treatment? Hey, Fido! You okay?”

Fido stirred and tried to sit up. “Uhhh…what day is it?”

“Okay, he’s alive. You two,” he pointed to the others. “Grab him and take him back. Spot and I will take care of this one.”

The two other Diamond Dogs picked up Fido and started to leave the scene.

“Oh, no you don’t!” Matter-Horn cried. She shot a bolt of magic at them in response.

Rover jumped in front of the blast and blocked it with his fist. He snarled at the pain and glared at the busty superheroine. “Spot! You ready?”

“HAHAHA!! Always ready!!” he answered with a wild grin.

Matter-Horn looked at Rover and Spot then to the escaping Diamond Dogs. Could she handle it? What should she prioritize? Should she try to call for backup?

Her questions were answered as the two remaining Diamond Dogs came charging at her. She leapt back and shot a bolt of magic at Spot, who pulled ahead of Rover. The blast hit him square in the chest and sent him flying. Matter-Horn turned her attention to the escaping Diamond Dogs and began casting an entrapment spell.

She was interrupted when Rover flanked her. He swung a fist at her, and she quickly rearranged her magic to put up a barrier. However, with no time to adjust, the barrier was flimsy and shattered immediately.

“HRGH!” Matter-Horn had the wind knocked out of her as Rover’s punch connected. The blow was softened by the barrier, but it still hurt like hell. She jumped back and tried to catch her breath. Spot had recovered and was regrouping with Rover. He had a manic look in his eyes and kept bouncing in place. “Okay, guess we’re doing this the hard way.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Full throttle, brother!] Flim said as he watched the costumed hero push back against their machine.

[I AM!!] Flam said as he pushed the engine to its limit. [Somehow this pipsqueak is giving us trouble!]

Down on the pavement, Spike was pushing against the machine. He hadn’t stopped their movement entirely, but he had slowed them down considerably. Spike could feel his muscles scream as he attempted to keep the thing still. He knew the power Fili-Second transferred to him was substantially more than what he normally received, but the metal behemoth was proving to be a lot more difficult.

“GRRGH! Hope that cop can figure something out,” he said through gritted teeth.

Meanwhile, Brawly had climbed on top of the machine and aimed his gun at Flam.

[By all means, shoot, officer. I won’t stop you,] Flam teased. [But don’t you think that was the first thing your partner did when he tried to stop us?]

“Feh,” Brawly scoffed and holstered his gun. He then began pounding on the door to Flam’s cockpit with his fists.

[Must we be surrounded by thick-headed buffoons?] he said shaking his head. [Flim, how much longer until that drill is ready to fire again?]

[Just a bit longer, brother,] he said looking at the control panel. [But in the meantime, we have other ways of dealing with these pests.] Flim grabbed the controls and started moving the claw arm. He moved it towards Brawly. [That’s it, just a little further…]

“WHOA!! Easy with that thing!” Brawly cried out as he jumped back, and the claw soared past him. The arm swept towards him and Brawly ducked under it. “HEY!! YOU GUYS WANNA GIVE ME A HAND HERE?!!” Brawly shouted to the officers still on the ground. They climbed onto the machine and waited for orders. “Just…find a way inside!”

With several people jumping around the machine, Flim had trouble trying to deal with them. He used the second arm to knock them off, but this proved to be difficult.

[Sit still, won’t you?] Flim said angrily as he moved the arms around.

[You never were good at those claw games, brother,] Flam said.

[Shut up! I just need to-GAH!!] Flim shouted.

[Want me to handle it?] Flam said.

[No need because the drill is ready for use again.]

Flim pressed some buttons on the controls and the drill began to power up. Too distracted with holding back the colossal machine, Spike didn’t notice what was happening. He clenched his teeth and focused on doing that.

[CRANK THIS BABY UP!! LET’S SEE WHAT IT CAN DO!!!] Flim shouted as he pressed the button to fire.

Spike barely had time to look up and see the bright orange light of the excavation drill. He closed his eyes and waited for the worst to come. Spike felt himself being hurtled around as the deafening sound of the giant laser filled his eardrums. He was too afraid to open his eyes. Too afraid to see what death looked like.

“Spike? Are you alright?” a familiar female voice said.

“That’s weird, death sounds an awful lot like Pinkie,” he said to himself.

Spike opened his eyes to find Fili-Second had woken up and managed to grab him. They were now laying on the side of the street and the machine was rolling forward. He looked over and saw a massive groove had been cut out of the pavement.

“Whoa…”

“Good, you’re safe,” she said before passing out.

Watching the machine slowly roll away, Spike pulled himself from Fili-Second’s grip and stood up. He watched as Flim took advantage of Brawly’s and the other officers’ momentary distraction to sweep them off the machine. Flam cackled and throttled the machine all the way up.

Spike started to go after them, but he saw the green glow fade and stopped. “Fun’s over,” he said and went to check on the police.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Matter-Horn clashed with Rover and Spot. She blasted them with magic, and they just kept getting up.

“Damn! Even with the boost, I’m getting tired,” she said under her breath. She charged her gem and prepared for her next attack.

Rover and Spot rushed towards Matter-Horn, ready to pummel her, when they suddenly came to a halt. They put their hands to their ears as if they were listening to someone.

“Huh? You wanna run that by me again?” Rover said in an agitated voice. “Fall back?! But we could literally crush this bimbo right now!!”

“NO!! I don’t wanna go! I wanna keep crushing things!” Spot yelled indignantly.

The busty superhero looked at them and shrugged. “Hey! Are we gonna fight or not?!”

“Hold on, we’re receiving orders,” Rover said holding up a finger.

“You gotta be kidding me,” she said holding her head.

“Uh-huh? Uh-huh? You’re right, that does sound like a lot of fun. Okay, we’ll meet up at ‘that place’,” Rover turned to Matter-Horn and glowered. “You got lucky today, you big-boobed-bimbo. The brothers just ordered us to retreat.”

“Hmph, I wanna smash,” Spot grumbled folding his arms.

“But we at least get to roll on a huge pile of money,” Rover said with a big smile. He pushed Spot and they began jumping up the buildings. “NEXT TIME WE MEET, YOU WON’T BE SO LUCKY!!!”

Matter-Horn was about to go after them when the power boost wore off. She considered recharging, which wouldn’t be difficult now, but Spike contacted her right then.

{Hey, Matter-Horn, it’s me,} he said though the medal.

“What’s up? The Diamond Dogs just took off. How are things on your end?”

{Could be worse. Those brothers made off with a lot of money. And they have that drill-laser-thing. The police who helped us are injured, and Fili-Second is worn out. I’m taking her back to base. We can talk about it there.}

“Well, this day has been great,” she said shaking her head. She turned to Flash and moved over to him. “How are you doing?”

“Think a few of my ribs are cracked. Don’t worry, we have a guy who can patch me up,” he said standing. “Other than that, doing good. You?”

“I’m…alright, I guess. No major injuries.”

“And the Diamond Dogs?”

“They just left. We were in the middle of the fight, and they left.”

“You let them get away? Why?! Ow. Yelling hurts.”

“My partners are injured from their fight! I have to take care of them!”

“Okay, jeez. No need to bite my head off,” he said holding his hands up. He materialized his wings and began to take off. “Well, I’ll have to leave you here. I left a date at this café. Gonna make sure she’s alright. Man, did we really move that far?” he said looking up and down the street. “Take care, Matter-Horn. Hope we can stop these threats together.”

Matter-Horn waved and watched him fly away. “Wait! I’m his date!” she said suddenly remembering. Her gem flashed and she teleported. She appeared in the back of the café and looked around. Thankfully no one was nearby, and she returned to normal. Twilight moved to the front of the café and nearly ran into Silver.

“Oh! There you are!” he said looking at her. “June, I found her. She was in the back!”

“Goodness, you had us worried,” the woman named June said. “All that commotion. That huge machine tearing through the street, and Flash just running off to stop it.”

“How’d you end up back here? Weren’t you locked in the bathroom?” Silver asked her.

Twilight looked at Silver then to June. “I…uh, nervous teleporting…” she said unconvincingly.

Silver and June looked at her for a moment. “I’ve heard of that,” June finally said.

“You have?”

“Yeah. Has something to do with their emotions. They have like a magical fit.”

“Oh, okay.”

The door swung open, and Flash limped inside.

“FLASH!!” Twilight said rushing to him. She put her arms around him. “Are you okay?!”

“AH! Easy there. I’m a bit tender.”

“Oh, sorry.”

“Don’t worry. I’m not gonna bite it that easily,” he chuckled. Flash brought a hand to Twilight’s face and had a sad look on his. “Twilight, I’m sorry about running out on our date…”

“It’s okay. You were fighting that machine,” she said. ‘Not to mention, I was fighting next to you.’

“Twilight. I have to go to the precinct. They’re going to want to hear about this.”

“So, I guess our date’s over?”

“Yeah, sorry about this. Life of a cop.”

Twilight knew this was going to happen, but it still hurt. She was excited for this date, but it had to be cut short.

“It’s okay,” she said.

“I’ll make it up to you.” he said opening the door. “We’ll have a proper date, I promise.”

“You better.”

Flash gave her one last smile before leaving. Twilight stood there for a few moments.

“I should go check on Spike and Pinkie,” she said before teleporting away.

Twilight appeared beneath the library and saw Raven and Celestia were waiting for her.

“Are Spike and Pinkie here?” she asked them.

“They’re resting in the med room,” Raven said.

“Tell us what happened,” Celestia spoke up. “Spike just passed out when he got here.”

“We saw some of it on the news. You and that detective teaming up to fight the Diamond Dogs.”

“There was also some coverage of Spike and Pinkie trying to stop that huge machine.”

“Okay, hold on,” Twilight said sitting down. “I just need a minute to catch my breath. It’s been a hectic morning.”

After a moment of sitting and gathering her thoughts, Twilight told Celestia and Raven what happened. The machine with the Diamond Dogs plowing through the streets, they now know what happened to the high-velocity-excavation-drill. Fighting alongside Flash and supercharging him with magic. That she was getting better at doing stuff in public. Then the Diamond Dogs just taking off.

“And now I’m here,” she finished telling them. Twilight sipped the tea Raven had prepared for her and sighed. “It’s weird, it was almost…fun. Doing that out in the streets like that. Is that weird?”

“Not at all. It’s the influence of the Goddess. She wants you to open up and express who you are,” Celestia said reassuringly.

“Oh, okay. Guess I have that to look forward to,” Twilight said.

“Congrats on the magic transference, by the way. It’s not an easy thing to do on one’s first try.”

“Thanks. I don’t know what came over me. We were just so close, and the magic was coursing through my body. Something about it just seemed right,” she said tilting her head. “It’s funny, wasn’t it just like an enhancement spell? Why was Flash shooting lightning from his hands like that?”

“That’s the kind of power you wield. Exponentially more powerful than normal magic,” Celestia explained. “Not only are you drawing in from nature, you’re tapping directly into divine energy. It’s why Ourania are trained from as early an age as possible. Don’t want them losing control. Strange that you never showed signs before coming here.”

“I think that has to do with Twilight’s naturally bookish personality,” a male voice said.

All three turned to see Spike hunched over and bleary-eyed.

“SPIKE!” Twilight said and rushed over. “I’m so happy you’re alright.” She pulled him into a tight hug.

“Oof, easy there, Twi,” he grunted. “Still a bit sore.”

“Oh, sorry,” she said letting go.

“Did I hear you talk about super enhancement? Because I have got something to tell you.”

Spike then recounted the events that unfolded with him and Pinkie. Facing off against the Diamond Dogs, trying to stop the rampaging machine, the ‘crazy-laser-thing’ taking a chunk out of the street. He talked about Pinkie depowering the Diamond Dogs there and subsequently transferring the power to himself. While he didn’t go into great detail, Spike did mention that he was able to hold back the machine.

“Yeah, it was like Pinkie used an enhancement spell on steroids,” he said stirring the tea Raven poured for him. “All that power, and that crazy green glow. Maybe I shoulda focused on getting those two lunatics out of the machine instead? Oh, well. Heat of the moment. Mmm, this tea is good. What is it?”

“It’s a chamomile-lavender blend,” Raven said. “Helps to relax and calm nerves.”

“Why would Spike be so powerful?” Twilight asked looking at her brother. “I did the same to Flash and he wasn’t nearly as strong. At least I don’t think so?”

“I think I know the reason,” Celestia said, and everyone looked at her. “It’s because Pinkie absorbed the magic from, how many was it? Three?” she turned to Spike, and he nodded. “Three people directly infused with the Goddess’ power. Honestly, it’s a miracle you weren’t driven mad from that.”

At that moment, there was a buzzing noise and Raven reached into her cleavage. She pulled out her phone and looked at it. “It’s from Mr. Sciutto. He says he saw what happened on the news and is going to finish the extractors. Should have two of them done by tomorrow.”

“That means one of us won’t be able to stop the Diamond Dogs,” Twilight said holding he chin.

“Well, it won’t be a problem for Pinkie,” Spike said hooking a thumb towards the med bay. “That girl was just incredible. Watching her at work…I can’t even describe it.” He imitated Pinkie giving a blowjob.

“Ugh, I did not need that image in my head,” Twilight groaned.

Meanwhile, in the Terminus brothers’ hideout, Rover, Spot, and a couple other Diamond Dogs rolled around in the huge pile of money. Flim was busy counting the cash and Flam was currently looking over their machine.

“While I don’t mind you playing with the money,” Flim said as he scooped up a mound with magic. “Could you be a bit more careful? I’m trying to see how rich we’re gonna be.”

“Ha ha ha! Sorry ‘bout that!” Rover said tossing some money in the air. “Just haven’t had this much fun in years!”

“Oh, boy! I don’t know what’s funner?” Spot said jumping into the pile. “Beating up cops, fucking them bitches, or this!!”

“I know what you mean!” one of the Diamond Dogs said. “Though, those big titted bimbos sure have some tight pussies!”

“And nice fat asses!” the other said.

Flim rolled his eyes and went back to counting.

“Flim, would you come over here and take a look at this?” Flam called to his brother. Flim dropped his tablet on the desk and moved across the room. “Here, this right here,” Flam said pointing to the excavation drill.

Looking closely at the excavation drill, Flim noticed something very peculiar about the edge of the barrel. “Did…the pipsqueak do this?” he said in disbelief.

“That’s the only conclusion I can come to,” Flam said. “He’s the only one who came into contact with the drill.”

“This is some of the sturdiest steel out there. How could one little man do that?!”

At the edge of the barrel where Spike had held onto the drill were two imprints. The metal had been warped by Spike gripping onto it and now had his handprints in it.

“YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE DOING?!!” a woman’s voice rang throughout the room.

Flim and Flam turned to see Trixie standing in the doorway tapping her foot. The Diamond Dogs were too occupied with the pile of cash to notice her. She scowled at them and clicked her tongue.

“I’m sorry, who are you supposed to be?” Flam said slowly reaching for a gun on the table next to him.

Ignoring the two brothers, Trixie walked over to the distracted beefcakes. “AHEM!!” she said magically amplifying her voice. The Diamond Dogs finally took notice and scrambled to climb out of the money pile. All except for Spot who was too engrossed. Trixie stood there with her arms folded tapping her foot. Rover finally got the message and grabbed Spot.

“Hey!! What’s the big id-Oh! Hello, Trixie,” he said sobering up once he saw the agitated magician.

“We have three Diamond Dogs depowered and in police custody, Fido’s still recovering, and you are playing like a bunch of children?” she said quivering with anger, her breasts jiggling.

“Trixie, we were just having a bit of fun,” Rover started to explain. “Haven’t seen this much money in one pla-.”

“Silence! I don’t want to hear it!”

Flam aimed his gun at Trixie and said, “I’ll ask again; who are you? And how did you get in here? This place is practically invisible.”

Trixie cocked an eyebrow then seized the gun with magic. She marched towards the brothers, hips swaying hypnotically. “You can hide deep underground or travel halfway around the world. There’s no place my pets go that I can’t find.” She stopped right in front of Flim and Flam. With her high heeled boots on, she stood a good six inches taller than them. Trixie looked down on them over her massive cleavage and she did not have happy eyes.

“So, what is this? Some kinda show you’re gonna put on for us?” Flim said flippantly. “Give us a taste of that sweet body of yours?”

“Oh, you think Trixie is here for you?” she said moving closer to Flim. She undid his pants with magic and quickly had his cock in her hand. “That I’m just some whore for you to fuck?”

“Oh, that feels so good. Papa like, keep doing that,” Flim said, his dick fully erect, as Trixie continued to stroke it.

“Well, guess what dipshit?!” she snarled squeezing his penis extra hard. Flim squealed and flailed his arms. “I’m the one who does the fucking around here! I’m the one who says who fucks and when!”

“Stop! Stop!” he shrieked. “Oh, god! Too tight. You’re gonna rip off my dick!”

Trixie dug her nails into his shaft and tears began streaming down his face. “I left the mangy matriarch unharmed because Rover so sweetly asked me not to. But I don’t have any qualms hurting you. So, if you value any part of your body, I suggest you don’t fuck with me!”

“Okay! Okay! We’re listening!” Flam shouted. “What do you want? Just stop it!”

She gave them a sour look and let go of Flim. He fell to his knees and examined his penis. “Shit! She drew blood.”

“How much longer are you going to need my pets?” she said pointing to the Diamond Dogs.

“Not much longer, I promise,” Flam said quickly. “We’re gonna hit up a few more banks than take a ferry the hell outta here.”

“Is there any way you can speed this up?”

“No,” he said, and Trixie glared at him. “I’m not trying to make trouble. The machine needs to cool down every time we use it. Plus, the boat won’t be here for four days.”

Trixie eyed them and sighed. “Alright, I don’t like it. But at least you’ll be gone.”

“If it’s not too much trouble, we do need more Diamond Dogs,” he said to her. Trixie gave him a look and he quickly said, “I can make it worth you while. How much money do you want? It’ll be no object to us once we leave.”

“HA! You think I care about that garbage?” she said grabbing a plump tit. “Once my mistress has fulfilled her goal, the only currency that will matter will be what your body can offer. And if he’s anything to go by, you aren’t worth much.”

Flam gritted his teeth and clenched his fists. He hadn’t felt this powerless in his whole life. Now, some insane bimbo struts into his place and acts like she’s in charge.

“Very well,” Trixie finally said. “I suppose I can allow you more Diamond Dogs. After all, it shouldn’t be too much trouble to recover them from the police.”

Trixie spun around and approached Rover. She wrapped her arms around his neck and hooked a leg around his waist. “Hey, you be careful, okay?” she said kissing him. “I might not show it, but I worry about you.”

Rover grabbed her plump ass and gave it a squeeze. “You got nothing to worry about.”

With that, the magician teleported away. Flam helped his brother up. “You okay?”

“Yeah, need to put something on this, but I’ll be fine,” he said through clenched teeth. “Damn! I can’t wait to get out of this shithole of a city.”

“You and me both,” Flam said returning to the machine. “Any place in particular you’d want to go?”

“I was thinking of Basalt Beach,” Flim said grabbing his tablet. “I hear the women there are quite exotic.”

“I like the way you think.”

Author's Note

Here we are folks, the twentieth chapter of The Power Bimbos. And on the three year anniversary, too. Hooray! I've been doing this for three years and managed to write up this much. I just want to say, thanks so much for sticking with my nonsense. It means so much that people enjoy reading this and want more. Well, with that out of the way, let's continue.

Okay, so, firstly, this is going to be multiple chapters. I'm looking at three possibly four, depending on how these chapters go. But i'm really thinking it won't be more than three.

Secondly, sorry this chapter is so long. I know many of you don't care how long they are, but i don't like to bog down my audience with such long chapters. This was always going to span multiple chapters, but i didn't think it would be this long. I just kept writing and couldn't quite settle on where to stop. Initially I was going to have the chapter stop right after Twilight's and Flash's final conversation, but then I thought it would be better to have the stuff after in here rather than the next one. Hopefully it feels okay and not too clunky. I'm honestly still trying to figure things out.

Alright, next. We have Twilight's date with Flash. My original plan was to have it go on longer then have Flim and Flam show up. But having them crash the party sooner seemed like a better move. Anyway, Silver Script is a random pegasus I chose, and his girlfriend Junebug is a random earth pony. I might have them show up later in the story, not settled on anything yet.

And now we have Flim and Flam enacting their grand scheme. The giant contraption they're controlling is based on the Ferrocrusher from Metroid: Other M. Retrofitted with the giant laser the Diamond Dogs stole. My original idea was to have Flim and Flam to simply design the machine then sell it off to the highest bidder. But having them actually construct it and drive it is definitely more their style.

Twilight is getting better with using her magic. Not only that but she's getting more comfortable performing those kind of acts in public. The power transfer was something I came up with on the spot. I wanted some way for Flash to be relevant to the fight that seemed natural as well as had its own drawbacks. It's a temporary boost, and Twilight can't just invoke it on command. Also, if I do that again, I may have Flash become addicted to the power. Like he gets drunk off it and it has an affect on him.

Next we have Pinkie just being Pinkie. I feel like she would be the one who'd be most comfortable with the bimbo stuff right out of the gate. Having no issue doing this kind of stuff at all. So it'd be natural that she could depower the Diamond Dogs like that. Though i'm going to later include some kind of limit so she isn't just constantly doing that. Honestly, it's working around the fact that she's a speedster. Because, if you're not careful, you'll simply break your story. This is why she can't just super speed the problem away. The enemies their facing aren't normal people. Especially the Diamond Dogs.

Then there's Spike. I can't really go into detail about him because that would be spoiler stuff. But you guys probably already have an idea where things are going. I mean, it's just dramatic irony, really. While you may have a general idea of what I've got in mind, the finer details are still a mystery. See? i got you there. What is Spike? And how does it all fit in with the rest of the story. You'll just have to wait and see.

There's not much else to say, really. The final scene is just to show that Trixie doesn't fuck around. Also to add more to Spike. But mainly the stuff with Trixie.

And with that I bid you farewell. I can't believe it's already been three years. Seems like yesterday I started writing this silly story. Now, here we are twenty chapters later. Thank you so much for taking the time to read this. As always, please leave a comment below. I do love the feedback. Tell me what you liked, what you didn't like, and what may need improvement.

See you guys next chapter.