A great and powerful introduction!
Author's Note
Just so those who are following know. I’m rebooting this story from the ground up, which doesn’t mean much considering I only ever got a couple chapters in, but I decided to scrap the intro chapter since people were getting a tad emo about it. Hopefully I can find the motivation to keep writing, though you can definitely help by liking the story, the 19,000 downvotes def doesn’t help lol
A great and powerful introduction!
It was about 15 minutes before the first day of the year at Canterlot High was to start, and countless students were walking to and fro. Among them was, a group of three of the school’s special ed students. One of them, Bobby, had short spiked black hair, white skin, and glasses akin to those worn by Harry Potter, and in fact more than once he had been told he looked exactly like said character. The second, Eric, had army short black hair and glasses, and wore a shirt with a werewolf on it. And lastly, Joseph, the third one, had beige skin, glasses, and short black hair, though not as short as Eric’s.
“So, who else here is excited for this year?” Joseph said, “I’m hoping to get at least five girl’s numbers in my phone this month, heh heh heh!”
“I’m ready for the school plays,” Eric said, “I need to practice for when I become a famous actor.”
“I’m just glad to spend time with my friends,”
Bobby said, before looking around and saying “Speaking of, where’s Spike?”
“Probably trying to meet women, as usual!” Joseph said, before chuckling like “Heh heh heh!”.
“Either that or that poker thing he’s always on about,” Eric said.
Bobby sighed before saying “I do wish he wouldn’t keep bothering us about that poker stuff!”
However, his words fell on deaf ears as both Eric and Joseph noticed a teal skinned student in the distance. After taking her in for a second, Joseph turned to the group and said, “Oh look, it’s time to get the first number of the year.”
Bobby, annoyed he was ignored, looked in the direction Joseph was looking and noticed the girl
in question, who was currently busy arguing with another bacon haired female.
“Um…I don’t know Joe,” Bobby said, “She seems pissed. Plus she’s arguing with Sunset Shimmer…. That doesn’t bode well!”
“She’s only mad because I Haven't shown her the Joseph charm yet! heh heh heh!” Joseph replied laughing.
“Well whatever, you do that, I’m going to go to class! You know how Cheerilee gets if we’re late!” Bobby said.
“Uh, but Bobby, I’m nervous!” Joseph replied. “I could use a bit of help here since I don’t know her!”
“Sorry but that’s just the way I roll!” Bobby said, before he turned and left anyways leaving his friend in a lurch.
“Don’t worry, I’ll help you with my werewolf charm!” Eric said before they both turned and began walking towards the teal haired girl, who had just concluded arguing with Sunset Shimmer hair and started towards them.
“So what are you gonna say to her,” Eric asked Joseph, but before he could reply, or even decide what to say, they were interrupted as the teal haired girl slamming her fist into a locker before wincing in pain and shouting “Son of a ...blowhard!.”, before she noticed those nearby looking at her and cussed them out too for looking.
Unfortunately, while everyone around realized this was hardly an ideal time to talk to her, (if ever there was such a time), Joseph and Eric were unfazed, and continued into the figurative lion’s den. In fact, they were so eager to talk to her that they didn’t realize until too late that she wasn’t paying attention to where she was going, and before they knew it, they both ran headlong into her! The ensuing collision caused both of them to fall backwards onto the floor, and the girl was the first to recover from the incident after a couple seconds
“Ouch,” the girl said as she got up off the floor, rubbing her head. Her eyes then settled on Joseph and Eric, who were themselves both getting back up, and she said ”Watch where you’re going will you?! You interrupted the Great and Powerful Trixie as she was thinking some Great and Powerful thoughts!”
“Sorry,” Joseph said to her, “I was just too distracted by the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen, let me help you up!.”
“Hmmph,” Trixie said, rolling her eyes. “ Typical perverts!! Trixie can help her own self up thank you very much,” she said before she stood up and made an attempt to leave.
“UH… who’s Trixie?” Eric said, looking around to see who she was addressing.
Trixie then groaned and rolled her eyes, before she turned back to them and pointed to herself. “Oh ye of such little awareness, Trrrrrrixie is Trixie! Or to you, Trixie is the Great and POWERFUL Trixie! But anyways, Now that Trixie has answered your question, Trixie must be leaving you two…. Because… well… Trixie!” Before she turned and again made a move to walk away from them.
“Wait, don’t go!,” Joseph said, running after her and getting in front of her, causing her to stop in her tracks.
“GRRRR, What now!?,” Trixie snapped, quickly getting annoyed with them. “And Trixie just told you she was the Great and Powerful Trixie to you!”
“Listen, Trixie… Um, I mean, Great and Powerful Trixie,” Joseph said, “I was wondering if… if…”
“If WHAT?” Trixie said getting more irritated, “Trixie swears, if you stopped her just to play stupid guessing games…”
“I was wondering if I could have your number! Maybe we could hang out sometime!?” Joseph asked nervously.
Trixie, briefly taken aback by his bluntness, soon felt her anger rising at him, before she said, “Now let Trixie get this straight, because Trixie wants to make sure she understands this situation right! You, a lowly peon who Trixie doesn't even KNOW, wasted the Great and Powerful Trrrrixie’s valuable time, and interrupted her important thoughts, to ask her on a date!?”
“Well, …. If you insist on going that far!” Joseph said, “So whaddya say eh Trixie? Heh heh heh!”
“What does Trixie say!? NO!” That’s what Trixie says!” Trixie shouted at him. “I mean really, you truly think Trixie would ever agree to go out with some clown like you! Trixie doesn’t even KNOW you! And after how creepily you’re been acting, absolutely not! Now stop WASTING Trixie’s time already will you?! Trixie has to get to class, and has deprived it of her presence long enough as is!” She shouted at them again, before she once again turned to leave them.
Joseph and Eric, in shock from her aggressive actions, opened their mouths to say something, but before they could say anything, a voice rang through the halls and said. “You know, I find it quite ironic you mentioned class just now, as just from hearing you talk i can tell you have no class, AT ALL!”
“Oh great, what NOW?!” Trixie said as she turned around and looked for the source of the voice, “Who DARES to talk to the Great and Powerful Trixie that way!”
“Me, that’s who!” The mystery student said as he rounded a nearby corner.
“Spike!” Joseph and Eric said, not expecting him to show up so suddenly.
Trixie, turning to look at him as the others did, briefly took in his short green hair and purple skin, before she said. “Who the hell are you?, And what makes you think you can insult the Great and Powerful Trrrrrixieeeeee like that!”
“The name’s quote, leave my friends the fuck alone, end quote.” Spike said, “And Great and Powerful Trixie? Who the hell is that supposed to be?”
“Duh! Trixie is the Great and Powerful Trixie you fool!” Trixie shouted at him while pointing to herself.
“Huh, Wait a minute!” Spike said. “So when you keep saying Great and Powerful Trixie you’re referring to yourself then?”
“Of course! Who else would be important enough for Trixie to be speaking about?!” Trixie said. “Certainly not you or Pervy McCreepface over there!” She said motioning to Joseph.
“Ah, alright, I just wanted to confirm my understanding of the situation before I made a retort. So now that I have, let me just say the following statement... you, Trixie, are absolutely unequivocally one hundred percent fully exceedingly exceptionally exponentially and a bunch of other words ending in ly that I don’t know of, fucking CRAZY!" Spike said.
Trixie, eye twitching in anger at his response, narrowed both eyes and took two menacing steps towards him. “Alright, listen up you asshole! Trixie has had MORE than enough of lowly fuckers like you harassing her and trying to make a fool out of her today! So here’s what’s going to happen, either you stop making fun of Trixie and let her get to class OR ELSE!!”
“Making fun of?” Spike said, “Now that's a laugh, if anyone’s mocking anyone here it’s You who’s mocking US! Calling us lowly losers? If that isn’t mocking I don’t know what is! Tell me
‘Great and Powerful Trixie’, are you the pot of the kettle here?”
“How dare you!” Trixie said, before Spike cut her off.
“And as for the second part of the statement, why would I try to make a fool out of you, it's pretty clear you're doing a fine job of that on your own!” He said.
Trixie, her anger rapidly exploding, quickly walked up to him, terrifying Eric and Joseph, and making Spike nervous as he backed up against the nearby locker away from her. “If I was you, I'd stop talking NOW, because Trixie swears, if you say one more snide remark... she'll, she'll...”
"You'll what?" Spike said challenging her.
"Trixie will.... she doesn't know offhand, but she does know you will regret it so just shut up!" Trixie said.
“Oh yeah, I think you're bluffing!” Spike said. “You aren't going to do ANYTHING to me and we both know that... and besides, there's literally NOTHING you could do to me that would make me regret it more than your mom probably regrets having some pathetic, hotheaded, blow hard BITCH like you as a child who goes around harassing innocent random people for no god damn reason!”
Trixie, suddenly not even realizing what she was doing, or thinking rational thoughts anymore, growled and got angrier than she had in a long time. Before she even knew what she was doing, she had grabbed Spike's shirt with one hand and shoved him against the locker, and she had balled her other hand into a fist. “DON’Tl! YOU! EVER! SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY MOM!” Trixie shouted as loud as she possibly could while tightening her grip on Spike's shirt, causing Spike to wince in fear, as he realized she meant great and powerful business. Trixie then reached back with her free fist, and began swinging it directly at Spike's face.
“MISS LULAMOON! UNHAND THAT STUDENT AT ONCE” A loud voice, who Trixie immediately recognized as Vice Principal Luna, shouted behind her as she simultaneously felt Luna grab her fisted arm to prevent her assaulting Spike.
Trixie, shocked out of her enraged stupor by the person's Canterlot Faculty voice, quickly widened her eyes and dropped Spike as she stepped back, while relaxing her balled fist.
Still holding onto Trixie, Luna turned to Spike and said “Art thou ok?”
“Yeah, I mean my shirt’s a bit wrinkled but I never did care for formality.” Spike said.
“Good,” Luna said, before she turned Trixie around to face her.
“Vice Principal Luna.. I.. I... I didn't mean...” Trixie said in a mix of shock and confusion, before Luna loudly cut her off.
“SAVE THY LIES THOU WELCH! WE SAW WITH OUR OWN EYES WHAT THOU WERE DOING, AND THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME YOU’VE BEEn WARNED! WE HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR ANTICS! THOU WILL COME WITH US TO CELESTIA'S OFFICE AT ONCE!", Luna shouted
“But.. but I” Trixie said, before Luna cut her off.
“AT ONCE, Luna shouted, while simultaneously stamping her foot down hard enough to shake the lockers in the hall.
“*gulp*” Trixie swallowed nervously, before she said “Yes Luna...!” and then turned and began walking towards the front office with Luna right behind her escorting her. However, as she reached the office and entered it, she turned back to Spike, and saw him obnoxiously waving while mouthing buh bye, before Luna dragged her into the office and shut the door behind her.
Spike, dropping the obnoxious act once Trixie was out of sight, turned to Joseph and Eric. “Hey, are you two ok?” He asked.
“Maybe...” Joseph said, still shaken and upset by what just happened.
“Yeah, I’m good, I’m a stalwart werewolf!” Eric said.
“Riiight” Spike said not really buying it. “What was her deal anyways?”
“I don’t know… all I did was ask for her number and she went crazy!” Joseph said.
“Well, I guess I don’t need to ask if she said yes then, ” Spike said rolling his eyes. “What a wanker!”
“Spike… not appropriate,” Eric said.
“What are you my mother?!” Spike said , before hearing the bell ring, said “Ugh, is it time for brainwashing already?”
“No but it’s time for class!,” Joseph said.
“I was joking, you see,” he started before seeing their eyes glaze over. “Well nevermind , we better get going I guess” Spike said. The other two nodded, before all three of them began heading towards their first class.
