The Unexpected Life of Rloro and Leon

by thesilentjudger

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Random, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1605

Rloro and Leon are in a sticky situation which will lead onto more and more problems for everypony!

*Warning! There is a lot of cursing in this!*

Two brony brothers, Rloro and Leon, are transported into Equestria.They don't know how, but they were. Well, they do know how they got their. Just read the story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-03 04:10:28 UTC

The Storm, The Slender, And The Dot

*Warning. There is a lot of cursing in this story.*

Lightning flashed out side the two brothers' window. Leon screamed and slams the window shut.

"Even now you are still scared of thunder." Said Rloro, smiling a little.

"Oh shut it! I least I don't sleep with a dumb pony doll!"

"You take that back! Derpy is not a dumb pony doll and you know it Leon!"

Rloro is now strangling his Derpy plushie.

"Your not stupid Derpy. Just misunderstood, that's all." Rloro said as he was stroking Derpy's mane.

"So you ready for some Slender?"

"Just as long as I got Derpy to protect me."

"And they call me the weird one." Leon said as he sat in front of the computer screen.

Several lightning strikes, screeches,sobs, and close calls later..........

"Leon! Turn around! There is one of the pages on the tree! Go get it before he gets you!" Rloro shouted as he squealed out of his chair, still holding onto Derpy.

"Shut up! I got it. Now just need the last one!"

"Just hurry up and find it already. This game is freaking me out."

Quick flashes appear on the computer screen and scares Leon out of his seat.

"GET THE FUCK BACK ON THE COMPUTER! HE ALMOST GOT YOU!"

Leon quickly jumps back into his seat and runs away from the noise.

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!"

Leon barley got away from the devilish creature behind him.

"Hey, Leon. Last page is in the abandon school house." Rloro said with a sly smile.

"Fuck." Leon controlled his character towards the abandon school.

Rloro is sitting right behind him, making creepy sounds as Leon gets closer.

Leon shrieks a little. "God dammit Rloro! Stop that!"

"I can't. You are just to easy to scare." Rloro is now on the floor laughing his ass off with his Derpy plushie.

"Okay I'm here. Now to find the last page."

Leon carefully moves his character into the school house with the music dramatically increasing. Sweat begins to trickle of his face, knowing he might die in here. Suddenly, the screen started to get fuzzy.

Rloro looks back at the screen and says, " RUN LEON, RUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!"

Leon makes his character burst with speed.

"WAIT! I SAW THE PAGE BACK THERE! TURN AROUND AND GO GET IT!!"

"I CAN'T HE IS RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!!"

Leon makes his character take a hard left, and then another, and another.

"IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!! FINALLY!!!!"

As soon as Leon was in front of the page, the creature was on the screen. Leon and Rloro screamed and flipped out of their chairs.

"SO. FUCKING. CLOSE!!!!! FUCK YOU SLENDERMAN AND YOUR PAGES!!!!

Leon then flipped the desk, scattering papers, sketches, and pencils onto the floor. The desk had so much force, it broke into several pieces.

"JESUS!!!! I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE!!!!!!!"

Footsteps were heard outside the door, comeing from the stairs.

"Shit. It's mom." Rloro said with a quick panic in his voice.

"No shit Sherlock."

"Elementary my dear Watson!"

The doorknob to the door begin to twist and turn. Behind the door is a VERY pissed of mom.

"What the FUCK is going on in there!?!?!"

At that moment, Leon locked the door and started cleaning up. He motioned Rloro to help and he did so. The glass started cutting his hand. He let go of all of the glass and shattered more onto the ground.

"So help me god you two, if I come in there, and the desk is broken, you will wish this is a dream!!"

Pounds at the door began to get louder and louder with every pound.

"Shit." They both said as their mom busted through the door.

"What the FUCK happened. up here?!?!"

"Well I was playing a scary game, it scared the living shit out of me. So I flipped the desk without hesitation."

All three of them look at the desk. Mom looks at Rloro and asks," Is that true?"

"Yes mom."

"Well, now you two are going to have to fix this tomorrow. No excesses."

Groans and moans filled the room as soon as she said that. She quickly turned around and headed down stairs, muttering something under her breath.

"Well fuck."

"No shit."

They look over the damage Leon had done. Glass was everywhere, several broken parts were scattered, and some of Leon's sketches were torn apart.

"Well. Better start picking up the glass and the sketches."

Leon heads over to pick up his sketches while Rloro goes downstairs to get some bandages and returns to pick up the glass.

"God dammit. Leon do you know where some gloves are?"

"Should be some in the desk." Leon couldn't help but laugh.

"Very funny." Rloro heads over to the desk, opens the remains of the drawer, and found some gloves.

Rloro puts on the gloves and carefully picks up the glass.

"How you doing over there Leon?"

Leon was staring at his drawings, lost in thought.

"Hey, Leon. Leon. LEON!!!"

Rloro snapped his fingers in between Leon's face and the drawing.

"Huh, what?"

Leon looked at the paper and hid it from Rloro.

"Look Leon, I have already seen it."

Rloro reached behind Leon and grabbed the paper. On the paper was a drawing of a pony. A pegasus to be exact. It had a yellow-green skin town with a red Melee Smash Ball as a cutie mark. The pony's mane and tail was a mix of white and a mint green.

"This.... It's what I want to look like if I was a pony."

Leon snatched the paper out of Rloro's hands and went back to cleaning, gathering more pony drawings that he made. Rloro went back to picking up glass. A few times, glass will cut through the gloves and cut his fingers. It toke them almost a half an hour to clean up everything and take the now broken desk to the garage.

A few lightning strikes appeared across the sky startling Leon and making Rloro run up to the room and grab derpy.

"God have mercy on our souls." Leon said and he laid face first into the couch.

"No, just yours." said Rloro as he sat down in a chair.

"Oh just shut your mouth Rloro," Mom said from the kitchen.

"How comes your still up? Don't you have work in the morning?"

"I do! Thanks for reminding me! Night guys!"

Mom waved at them as she walked by and went into her room.

"Hey, Leon. You know what time it is?"

"Adventure Time?"

"What? No!"

Rloro face-palmed himself.

"God dammit Leon. Look at the time. What time is it?"

"Why it's pony time!"

"You clever little bastard."

Rloro garbed the T.V controller, turned the T.V and the cable box on, and played recorded shows of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

"Okay. What episode do you want to see?"

"The one with the Poison Joke. I love that episode."

"Alright hold on."

Rloro scrolled through all the recordings and found the episode. He clicked play and the episode filled the T.V.

"Hey, can you just fast forward it to the part where they find out that Zecroa was actually a good zebra and was actually making the recipe for the cure?"

"Dude, that's the whole episode."

"Yea I know, but I want to see Pinkie look at the camera when it fades off."

"Fine."

Rloro fast forwards the recording till the end of the episode. The T.V shows the Mane 6 in the bath and Pinkie staring at the camera.

"Pause it!" Leon shouted.

Rloro fumbled the T.V controller in his hands and pressed pause.

"I freaking told you! Pinkie is staring at the camera!"

"I don't believe you."

Rloro stands up form the chair and moves closer to the T.V. He looks at Pinkie and sure enough, Pinkie was staring at the camera. It seems like she knew you were watching, which gave a chill down Rloro's back.

"Well I stand corrected." Rloro said in surprise.

Suddenly the everything turned off. The T.V, the kitchen lights, the lamp next to the couch. Everything.

"What the fuck just happened?" Leon said.

"Lightning must have hit a transformer."

Leon's eyes moved back to the T.V, puzzled at what he saw. He began to move forward towards it, bumping into Rloro.

"Dude. Look at the T.V."

"What? There is nothing there."

Rloro and Leon leaned in closer to see what was on the T.V. There was a white dot right in the middle of it.

"Huh. That's weird. I thought the power is out," said Rloro.

The dot suddenly grew to the size of the T.V and started sucking everything in like a black hole. The couch began to move first, taking out Leon's legs in the process.

"God dammit! Rloro help!"

"Hell no!"

"Why not?" Leon is holding onto the rod for a curtain.

"Don't you understand. This is the fucking portal to Equestria! Why else would the power go out when Pinkie was looking at the camera!!!"

At that moment Rloro let go of the carpet and was pulled into the portal.

"Seems legit."

Leon let go of the rod and let his body be pulled through the portal. He saw Rloro knocked out on the ground. Blood began to form out of his head, leaking onto the floor.

"Rloro!" Then Leon was hit with something on the back of his head. The last thing he saw was the portal closing and someone or something say, "Om my Celestia! It worked!"