The French have invaded Ukraine and have reached Kiev!
I know! Ridiculous! And guess what? They haven't used the white flag yet!
Don't worry. Lieutenant Hektor Plekanov is planning to force them to.
Whoops, the French attacked first and he died(?). Well, I hope his soul has been laid to rest.
But I don't think a certain, ghostly, black(Racist-free) Unicorn tyrant thinks the same way.
I also don't think he knows what he's getting himself into because you don't mess with a Russian.
Russians mess with you.

(RGRE) (Likely no clop)(Mind might change)(Military experience is non existent; relies on the Wikipedia)

I also really like how there are ten downvotes but probably only one of them actaully commented why. Seriously, if you're gonna downvote, would you care to tell me what you didn't like. I'm a beginner when it comes to writing. I'd appreciate any feedback about what you think.