This is something worth listening to, baby, so clean those ears while you still can. Attractin' chicks is my mission in life. Nothing else gets me pumped. But slaying the Princess of Love in bed? That's another level, my friend.

Alright, alright! I hear you crying, baby, about what Mr. Shining Armor thinks of all this. Don't sweat a thing, doll face. That bro set all of this up. Felt bad about banging his wife when it wasn't his wife—changeling can do that to a dude.

Now he wants the score between them evened out. Trusts me to do the job. Can I live up? Always, baby.