
Everything's Fine
The Great and Powerful Trixie did not get lost. The streets of the Crystal Empire had been built by some incompetent who'd put a wall where the road should have been. But surely, the disembodied horn on the ground would know the right way to go.
Trixie had a great sense of direction. So clearly, if she'd ended up facing a wall, it was the street that had been wrongly built. Those crystal ponies, who couldn't even build a road right. But it wasn't a problem, if the Empire's misguided decisions in building their cities rendered her superior sense of orientation useless then she'd just have to ask for directions.
She just had to find someone in the cold, empty, dusty back alley devoid of any other pony. The disembodied horn on the ground would have to do.


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- Absolutely Nothing Wrong 2018-11-25 14:05:40 UTC1116